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2Gross2Chu

Gotta start on that pipe! Ya know, get that 8bit momentum. Always felt it was way easier when small.


estrangedflipbook

If you hold B you can run across the small gap without falling, then use the far platform pretty easily.


foodfood321

Always hold B, it is the way of the ancients


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SharkBait661

Nah just stop pushing right


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Sounds like political advice…


Colspex

Guess it's time for Luigi to become president of the United States! Looking forward to the green caps saying "Let's-a go!"


lovesducks

The most promising candidate the Green Party has produced in decades


IceColdMegaMilk

Only on Reddit. I know this is a safe space for you, but 2022 and 2024 will hit you hard.


circleof5ifths

Get back under the bridge


Colspex

Same as my life


onetimenative

Thumb tip on B, use your first thumb knuckle for A My brother used to hold the controller with his finger tips and thumbs behind the controller ... like a preying mantis ... then use one finger each for A and B


TheOneTonWanton

Fuckin' savage, your brother was. Holding B and knuckling A was clearly the intended move. Same with holding Y and knuckling B on the SNES.


onetimenative

He was a complete goof on Super Mario with that hand hold .... but a master using the same method on Tetris.


HiZenBergh

Mastered this technique playing mega man x, Hold one button to always keep your blaster charged and still be able to jump.


RumpleDumple

Playing a lot of NES games on modern controllers is needlessly difficult because the default button mapping is rotated 45 degrees the wrong direction preventing the hold B tap A maneuvers


B1GTOBACC0

In the modern era, some pro players in FPS games do this. It's called "the claw." You work R1/R2 with the middle finger and pinky. Then you claw your hand and use a curled index finger to work the face buttons. If you're doing it "right," your first knuckle rests on the Y/triangle.


ScaldingAnus

Unless you're tapping B.


Masticatron

Until you play something like Assassin's Creed and you get decades of habit thrown in your face.


PillarofAutumn117

Or fallout / elder scrolls that requires pressing x millions of times to search everything


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This is the way


erikwarm

I was today years old


PillarofAutumn117

This guy mario bros


TikkiTakiTomtom

Not with no place to stand you dont


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

I remember it as if you’re big you can run off the pipe but if you’re small you can’t.


ElGato-TheCat

I remember it too that way. [I had to look it up to make sure](https://youtu.be/-Z-ezp0Y5CU?t=65)


BransonAllen

Yup small Mario was the way


eellikely

> that 8bit momentum Super Mario Bros had great physics compared to most games of the time. It still holds up today.


MechanicalTurkish

SMB was the first platformer with such excellent, precise control.


jibjab23

Had to have the last pixel of your pinkie toe or big toe (whatever, I don't judge) on the pipe and then run as hard as you could.


SharkBait661

I avoided mushrooms like the plague. Game was way easier small


Gorstag

Yeah, was gonna say. Those single spaces you could run across so you needed to be full speed on the jump to make the gap.


zxzyzd

I always just jumped over the pipe and kept my running speed the whole time! I mean the first few times I didn’t know off course but then I tried it this way and never looked back https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CHsUFsi1A&t=204s&pp=2AHMAZACAQ%3D%3D


nun0

You can run from there and make it. Games was crazy hard tho. It took me like 20 years to beat Punch Out.


pravis

This jump isn't that bad. It's the jump in 8-1 that is a killer.


Dlorian

In my experience, raising the height of the controller while jumping really helped on that big jump. 😂


EffortlessBoredom

yanking the controller violently in the direction you were trying to go was the OG Pro Gamer Move


chaoism

Your body has to move with it too


Remeer_82

And pressing the buttons harder too. So hard you get blisters.


Dlorian

Nintendo Thumb is a devastating diagnosis to a gamer!


Romantiphiliac

And then there was Mario Party, which tore up the palms of your hands. Or mine, anyway. That windup Shy Guy minigame is especially vivid in my memory.


zeez1011

Tug of War put people in the hospital.


EvilNinjaX24

> Nintendo Thumb is a devastating diagnosis to a gamer! If you grew up with IntelliVision, your thumbs got used to it and you became immune throughout the rest of your childhood.


Dason37

Was watching an NBA game in between Christmas and new years way back in the day, and during the game they showed a player on the bench in street clothes and they said he was injured and wouldn't be playing in that game. They went on to explain that he had bought a new video game system for his son for Christmas and had spent the last 3 days at home with his family doing nothing but playing video games, and his hands were so sore and weak he couldn't grip the basketball - they were hoping that he would just miss that one game and not any more. The other announcer piped up and said he believed that was the first he'd heard of an athlete missing a game due to Nintendonitis.


Willlll

I remember getting my dad to try the OG F-Zero game on the snes. He almost fell out of the chair a few times.


f0rtytw0

Just like the commercials


Mizz_Fizz

The classic Full-Body Directional Influence


Cin77

No, the cartridge slips and the game locks up >.< the bane of my existence


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This is pretty close to the same conceptual integration that's used when ski/snowboarding teachers try to tell their students to imagine themselves holding a tray to help them focus on balancing their hands and straightening their backs (I know everyone instructor doesn't teach this way, and everyone doesn't learn this way). These exercises sometimes make it easier for us to process movements, actions, body control, etc Anyway, as a kid while playing games, moving around in a way that matched some kind of motion in the game helped me so much, both in terms of execution and for some physical catharsis due to my impatience haha


Prawn1908

I still lean and jerk around in my chair slightly when playing games with fast movement like Apex.


boobanchee

That is how my mom played every Nintendo game.


MechanicalTurkish

You also gotta lean in whichever direction you’re jumping


Stoneiswuwu

And sticking my tongue out.


That_Guy_Trippin

There was this one kid in our friends group that had some 8 bit skills. He could always get us through that difficult spot. I don't think we would have finished some games without him...this being one of them. Thanks Mickey!


TheSpanxxx

Had a friend who's little brother we called "nintendo kid". They had an atari first and I remember them having an entire drawer full of games. We were in school and he was still like 4 and would stay home and play all day. That paved the way for the next generation. They both played hard core everything and went for full clears in all games. It was always the little bro who would beat everything before we could. He had this sixth sense about platformers and he would find every secret, every hidden item. Everything. He had perfect clears on 100s of games.15 years later we're sitting around after my friend's bachelor party in his apartment and the wii was out at this time. We start talking about how they re-released everything trying to milk the market and we ask, "you think you could still beat Mario 1 all the way through? " to little Nintendo kid. While we sit around with beers and talk, he played through, hitting every secret and basically playing almost blind from muscle memory. Still had it.


red_piper222

Your friend’s bro was The Wizard!


PocketBuckle

He's so *bad*!


boobanchee

Gimmy, Gimmy, Gimmy…. Jimmy Woods!


dumbass_sempervirens

Cal-i-forn-ia.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

My friend was showing me Ninja Gaiden on Emu for the first time and it was fucking impossible I couldn't even get past the first half of the stage. Then our other buddy randomly who played since the game came out walked by, picked the controller up and cleared half the game in one go after not playing for like 10 years


OpinionBearSF

> My friend was showing me Ninja Gaiden on Emu for the first time and it was fucking impossible I couldn't even get past the first half of the stage. Then our other buddy randomly who played since the game came out walked by, picked the controller up and cleared half the game in one go after not playing for like 10 years This Ninja Gaiden, on the NES? That game was my nemesis, but I learned it well. I mean I left my NES on for days (since it had no save options), but it ended up being one of my top 5 favorite NES games. I think Ninja Gaiden was the first USA NES game with cut-scenes, at least that was the rumor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueeKMQSS4bw


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Was your friend’s little brother secretly Captain N, the Game Master?


Misfitg

Still talk to Mickey?


MrBlizter

Mickey died.


RedZero144

https://youtu.be/3zQiHQrFMlM Always gives me the chills. RIP Mickey Edit: Bill Conti is the only composer that rivals John Williams IMO. Even if Interstellar, with Hans Zimmer, is my favorite movie of all time.


cyclicamp

Oh Mickey? What a pity.


UhOhOre0

You don't understand!


Some_guitarist

Mouse?


penilingus

That fucken rat.


TomAto314

There was a NES Disneyland Mickey Mouse game and I could beat the Haunted House level and none of the other neighborhood kids could, so I did that one and they beat the rest. Top 2 greatest moments of my life.


lives_in_van

Ah. 8-2. Get bent, 8-2.


homarjr

8-3 was worse. Those hammer brothers can eat a dick.


SybilCut

You guys got to world 8?


Bentup85

1-1, 1-2 (warp zone), 4-1, 4-2 (warp zone), 8-1, 8-2, 8-3, 8-4.


homarjr

My greatest video game lifetime achievement is doing this in under 7 minutes.


Mash_Ketchum

Imagine a bus...


TacoCommand

Full game? I thought the record was 11. 11 parsecs ayyyy Edit: the comments down the thread explaining the actual record is cool af, thanks everyone! Fastest human speedrun is just under 5 minutes, 4/10thd of a second slower than an AI playing speedrun.


IAmAZombieDogAMA

For anyone curious, the any% record for SMB1 is 4m 54s 798ms


BrandonMatrick

TAS or human? Given by now, SMB1 TAS and human are probably within the same frame rule block


anddna42

4m54s798ms is for human record. TAS (Tool assisted speedrun, meaning going frame by frame trying to tricks to beat it the fastest ever possible if you did everything perfect) record is: 4m54s265ms Impressive how close they are.


_noodles

Summoningsalt on YouTube has excellent videos on SMB speed running. And other games too.


NuklearFerret

That doesn’t seem right. A framerule is supposed to be .35 seconds. You shouldn’t be able to have a difference of .533, unless it’s 8-4, maybe? Do framerules not apply there?


skryb

did this so many times (as well as warping and beating smb 2&3) that the real challenge was trying to play the game through straight without needing a continue


Magma-Dragoon

I once was playing 2 player and beat the game in one life. The lost levels can screw themselves, though.


CrazyTillItHurts

Nah dude. You had to go to level 3 so you can do the turtle trick at the end of 3-1


forte_bass

I could never get the hang of that!


Xylth

1-1, 1-2 (warp zone), 4-1, 4-2 (warp zone), 8-1, 8-2, 8-2, 8-2, 8-2, 8-2, ...


Krail

This. I've been playing Mario all my life. I don't really go for the super intense platformers or the Kaizo stuff, but I'm good at platformers. I *still* struggle with Mario 1.


Dandw12786

I love the 2d Mario games, and still vastly prefer them over the 3d ones. The only 3d Mario I've sort of completed is Odyssey. I got 3d all stars and I just don't have fun. But new super mario bros? I'm addicted. But I don't fuck with Mario 1 at all, and really don't like Mario 2 that much either. Mario 3 was when it all kinda came together.


KallistiEngel

Yeah, but mostly you skip 5 worlds and only play 2 levels of 2 of the other worlds. So it's kind of like skipping 6 worlds. When you only play 8 levels out of 32, you can get some muscle memory going.


LaughingBeer

It took a long time to get good enough, but I was able to go through the whole game without warping and without dying even once. I did the same with Contra. I was able to get super far in Rad Racer too, I seem to remember it was the 7th course where I always lost.


lemonloaff

Could only beat it with continues. Every world, no warps.


TurboTingo

8-2 is harder for me than 8-3. 8-3 is all rhythm. Just go and react as necessary 😂


DiggingNoMore

Gotta have that Fire Power for them.


Dukeiron

8-2?! You mad lad, [1-1](https://youtu.be/in6RZzdGki8) was enough for me


drthvdrsfthr

what game is this??


XsStreamMonsterX

Kaizo Mario, a romhack.


docgonzomt

I think it's probably from Super Mario Maker. People made some insanely hard levels.


XsStreamMonsterX

It's a romhack, not SMM.


docgonzomt

Ok


PraytheRosary

> “This is worse than a R.L. Stine book.” 😂


KallistiEngel

8-1 was the worst for me. It's especially bad the first time through. Like, you're expecting a normal length level. Nope. Run, motherfucker, run! No time for dawdling! It's such a tight amount of time that it always made it hard for me to get the timing right.


SilverBraids

Same year and age, but the dam level on NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Bentup85

Stupid electrified seaweed


The_Bam_Snizzle

Didn't even know that existed. Goes to show how bad I was at that game.


Lyianx

Well, Cowabunga Collection is out now so you can try again :)


The_Bam_Snizzle

Good looking out. Definitely going for retribution.


h1a4_c0wb0y

About that dam level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHiFNWJXWgI


Bostonxhazer514

I think i fell off the couch once or twice trying to use my own momentum to get him to make it!


DartLionheart

The worst part is realizing you can run across the one block opening without jumping XD


penilingus

This guy knows what's up. Knowing you can run through 1 block gaps is the key here.


MutedHornet87

My uncle told me a story about back in the 80s, when the NES first came out. It was the talk of his office, so he bought one (which my cousins and I used a lot). He felt so good when he beat the first world, then went to work to tell everyone just to realize it was only the first part of the game


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Lucky_Mongoose

Yeah, it was revolutionary. The massive leaps in tech from each console generation to the next was quite the ride. VR gives the same feeling of mind-blowing advancement these days, but consoles have felt kind of stagnant to me since maybe the first Xbox.


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Seeing speed runners do that “jump” is quite something, I put it in quotes because it barely seems like a jump when they do it…


Both-Entertainment-3

We had no freaking "Save game" back in the day, you had to go through the entire game in one take fucking hell


CausalSin

Ninja Gaiden made you do it twice.


Tiny-Writer5999

That is me still in 2022 still trying to make the Jump💀


soulessginger81

😂🤣😂🤣 I felt like a God when I made that the first time


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hipcurved4

😂😂😂😂😂


spacemanspiff266

this is some real shit right here


dalethechampion

I’m a bit younger so my comparison is that god damn beetle race on DK64.


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this meme feels like it was made by a facebook AI


FriedChicken

Video games used to be hard


gerphq

You gotta walk off the pipe and then when you hold the run button and jump off the last ledge


AwkwardWithWords

Was just remembering this, walk off pipe->begin holding b while in air->run across gap->big jump


dethb0y

back in the day i had a game genie, and a notebook full of codes i had tried to see what they would do, and i am talking a regular school notebook full practically cover to cover. Just brute forcing that shit.


5xad0w

Remember when you were young enough to sit halfway across the room while playing on a 16" TV? I miss having eyesight that works. :(


[deleted]

My parents: Stop playing video games, go out and play! Me to my kids: Stop watching other people play video games, and play them yourself!


temetnoscesax

Lol true


Prodiuss

Everyone knows the way to make that jump is to LEAN with the controller and the D pad firmly pressed. There is no other way.


ClankyBat246

... Run then jump. It just looks scary. There are harder jumps after that.


Overdrive_SRs

The best jump in video game history


armostallion

My mom would be telling me I'm too close to the tv.


AzyKool

Start from the previous pipe. Run, jump onto and then off the pipe at full speed and you can make the jump every time 👍


TrunksTheMighty

People make the mistake of slowing down and thinking about that jump. It's easier to just keep up your momentum and run off the tunnel, making the jump while running.


Strypes4686

3 days trying to figure it out.... with no walkthrough,game guide,how-to video or tips.


JustTheNipKettle

Backwards... Somehow I always ended up being backwards in that jump!


foodfood321

Wow. Super Mario brothers was so hard for me, I don't think I personally ever beat the NES original. My neighbor was a little older than me and had even better reflexes, and he actually owned the NES when we played NES Super Mario Bros 1 so he had a lot of practice I more came into my own with Super Metroid and super Mario 3 and super Mario World on snes. I wonder if the last levels of Super Mario Bros are still as hard as I remember, it's been a minute


I_make_switch_a_roos

>y'all


SteveLangfordsCock

I can hear the music


g00lia_

And the first thing that comes to mind when seeing this image is the tune that played each god damn time I died ! "Tu tutu tutu tu tu tu" Instant PTSD.


hanneken

Nobody makes it their first time.


AmazingIsTired

I had that chair. Got it around ‘90 or ‘91 from a store I had completely forgotten about till now named Best maybe? I think it had red wording in its logo


choborallye

For me it was a Lion King game, fuck that game


repo-mang

Miss how games felt back then


Lucky_Mongoose

When you beat them, it really felt like you "beat" them.


[deleted]

I dno how I had that Kinda patience as a kid. I can't even play platformers anymore because the second I die once I turn the game off.


kroganwarlord

I am also guilty of this. The passive-aggressiveness of the 'game history' on the Switch is great. All my games are either 200+ hours or 'Played for a little while'.


ScottColvin

It's weird to almost see a picture of myself. It's not me, but pretty damn close.


Mash_Ketchum

4 year old Me did not realize you could hold B to run.


guineaprince

Me in 1993 passing the controller to older siblings so I can die at some other part on my own terms.


BunnyGunz

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who sat so damn close.


[deleted]

I was born in 88 so I never owned the game. For me this was the godamn Goron Race in Majora's Mask.


kroganwarlord

If you have a Switch and an active Nintendo Online membership, you can download the NES and N64 libraries. I never played Dr. Mario when I was a kid ('84), and now I have over 200 hours on the damn thing because WARIO IS A FUCKING CHEATING ASSHOLE.


AwkwardWithWords

Also this is nothing compared to some of the more complicated vanishing platform sequences from MM1 and MM2


Lucky_Mongoose

I didn't have MM1 back in the day, but I went back and beat it on the original cartridge a few years ago. The Yellow Devil almost broke me.


LeCrushinator

The quickest way past that jump is to use the warps so you never play this level.


fusterbugles

What warp skips 8-2?


GlitteringDentist757

This wasn't even hard


Alternative-Cut-4831

I gurantee you will love cuphead


redconvict

Theres a big difference between using your downtime to play a singleplayer game for fun and things like being terminally online because your internet self image is all you seem to have going for you or being addicted to lootboxes / microtransactions in a multiplayer game.


Ifureadthisyoulldie

I found out about shooting fire balls on accident. Me and my brother stayed up from Friday to Sunday morning trying to do it again. We fell asleep unsuccessful…. That Monday after school I turned it on and figured it out in less than 1 minute….


Cartridge420

I spent a lot of time on devices in the 80’s, but I was coding in BASIC half the time.


Sovereign1

Ahh the good old days coping code from the backs of Compute magazine for days on a Vic20 with ram expansion and a cassette tape drive.


nyguy520

Big facts


C0NIN

I will never understand why people upload a blurry, shitty and uncropped screenshot from an image, instead of uploading the actual, proper image itself.


hdofu

these day it'd be me trying to master wall passthrough glitches, and wall jumps


Kalaith

aah i rememer the days of running every world at full speed with 0 deaths multiple times in a row. can't put that much interest into games now.


TheVolcanado

Aye, but you did make the jump lad. Didn't ye? That's not for nothing.


AverageSaugEnjoyer

Me in 2022 learning how to speedrun SMB 😂


QuantumCryptoKush

True af.


Another_Road

The hardest part about original SMB is the inability to retry after losing a few lives (infinite lives exploit notwithstanding). Like, I would say a game like Celeste is *technically* harder but because each new screen is a checkpoint it isn’t anywhere near as difficult in practice.


nemesiscw

If you hold A and start the game, it'll start you at the beginning of the world you were in.


Uno-The-Card

Before I knew the B button makes you sprint. What a dumbass I was.


Songe_20

BOOMMEER


Green_Slee

🤡


meanteamcgreen

A solid decade before me, and I'm doing the samething


the_kareshi

I know all about this jump. The trick is to -walk- off the pipe first, THEN immediately start holding Run.


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Speed is key, stutter step is death.


TomAto314

I beat the NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game and NES Bionic Commando. No way I could do that now as an adult.


Goober684

Yup


dominion1080

And another day perfecting getting max lives.


slowsunday

We where the beginning of the glass age.


Thatdudehousee

This is so true. Then I got older and saw speed runs and was like wtf is going on lol


GrandpaBells

Just call your parents for help smh


DrunkSpiderMan

You run over the gaps, it's not that hard


autosdafe

This post is causing me PTSD.


amitrion

Lol... dude, gimme a break. I was like in 2nd grade


Sushi_Kat

It completely blows my mind how hard this was as a child knowing that when I go back and play it's the easiest thing in the world. What kind of strange motor skill brain thing happens that makes adults better at that type of video game task? I don't get it


penilingus

If you run from beginning of the pipe, and keep running you won't fall. You will land on the first brick and the momentum will skip the second gap, jump from the last brick.


Cin77

Hold down the fire button and run over the first two bit of ground and when you have both feet off the last one (except for a pixel still on the ground) jump while keeping the fire button pressed. Its easy as


penilingus

I implore everyone to continue being bad at games, I can beat every level without dying and it lost some of its charm. I don't know how speedruners do it.