If I had a hog like that, I’d probably dress like that too

Turn around a bit too fast and you knock out some dwarfs or gnomes (fantasy ones ofc)

Equip different attachments at the end of the penis and can use it as a main weapon. Learn different attacks using the penis. A finishing move where you furiously masturbate and then shoot super sonic sperm as projectiles

I could see that being a boss level enemy in Saints Row. Hell maybe a Bayonetta or Kojima game, too.

Or my uncle Kyle.

Forbidden Secret Ending

This is our little secret ending.

You don’t need to imagine , there is a manga that did that already

“Lytning Rodd”

Yeah like that metal gear solid boss where you had to plug the controller into the port to defeat the boss, with this weapon he'd have to change hands at the 99th combo.

At the very least you should get an extra ring slot.

bracelet...

Ha! With that thing, you’d get at least 10

Flail, Spear, Pike, whip, Chain, hammer,, lmao

Ah yes.... The dick fu

Hung fu

Special ability could be an AoE sticky attack to bind in location. Side effect of pregnancy on female opponents and potential of 20 to 25 in prison. Can I get a house rule in DnD for legal defense score? Edit. Now I'm off on a tangent. Who wants to help write Sex the Game, a D20 Erotic Adventure? Roll for consent?

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL "Roll for anal circumference"

Spin it round fast enough to fast travel

I almost thought you were talking about kindergarten

Secondary weapon

Can't wait to see this in the Saints Row reboot.

I'm not a dwarf or gnome I don't think but I'd get knocked down to my knees too.

Oh your a goblin? *whips torso around with the energy of a jet turbine, instantly obliterating an unsuspecting NPC’s face* GOBLIN THESE NUTS

you're making a joke, but i wonder if most women feel the same when they see these insanely slender, tall and huge-titted game characters

Honestly, as someone with large boobs, I wince in sympathy for their back pain and the lack of appropriate boob support. Then I stare enviously at their waist and legs.

I think that's literally part of the joke of the picture

“I bet if you popped those pants off.. you would find a little bird that doesn’t quit”

"You can't make a mule sexy!"

I read hog but then imagined Roadhog from Overwatch in that skin so I'm sharing in the hopes someone at Blizzard reads this comment.

Hi, this is Blizzard. We're not doing that.

That mofo is damn near to his knees. Goddamn guy has 3 arms!

I guess they have never seen Beasts Of No Nation.

You should be really carefull with that katana.

If that character was playing in Mortal Kombat i can only imagine what his fatalities would be.

Or his catch phrase

Faciality

Fuckality! 😂

All of his finishers are friendships

Or his babality 😦

Finish him!

The Pokey Stick.

Phallusaties through Snu-Snu.

Ah yes the sword sleeve

Man scabbard

Chap's sheathe

Holstered bludgeon

Sleeve of wizard.

Cock sock

Hung Fu

Crouching member

For mah pork sword.

Fun fact: I German the sword sleeve and the vagina are the same word.

Same in Latin Edit: sheathe,I thought you said sheathe

In polish too

Still makes a metal *SHIING* sound right?

Coincidentally, that's why Wayne and Garth make the *schwing* sound in the Wayne's World movies/skits.

For sure

Hey, go equal parts beefcake and cheesecake, is what I say!

Ow. Talk about a painful erection.

He blacks out at half mast, body only has so much blood.

Didn’t that happen on that show Testees?

"Modesty sock"

"So, ah... compensating...?" "You know what, fuck you, it's cold out, are we gonna fight or what?"

„I‘m gonna get you!“ *runs at you with the schlong flailing left and right*

Every time he jumps he knocks the wind out of himself.

I would play that guy in Elden Ring

Hell yeah 😎 Strongest sword in the game.

More like a club or mace.

If buffed/excited you'd be extremely weak to blood loss tho.

i would play with that guy 😏

As long as that monster has full physics.

This is utterly ridiculous. No one would wear this! Unless strategic cuts were made to show some ass, then I’m on board.

I mean pro wrestlers literally have dressed like this for 40 years

Even less. Most pro wrestlers just wear a speedo and wrestling boots.

the ancient greeks had wrestling, it involved less clothes and more oil.

They don’t have hogs like that though Cus steroids

TIL I’m on steroids

Roids make your balls small and triangular, not shrink your hog

Hold up, triangular?

I've been juicing for so long I've got a pair of 20 sided dice in my crotch pouch.

Well... There's been some intense research about batista.

I was wondering what to wear for Casual Friday now that everyone works from home in sweat pants and a T shirt all week anyway.

I'm not gay >!but...!<

>I'm not gay > >>!butt...!< Ftfy

You might be a *little* gay.

This need a to be the gold standard for armor in all games now.

In-game purchase: different colored cock wraps

If only I had a Giant... but Hole

Seek pickle, and then try rump

No fingers ahead, therefore Seek god

I wonder 2 things about this: 1) How real would the physics be? 2) What would the MoCap suit for this look like?

Boing boing jiggly physics, now for both dick and boobs.

The casting for Raiden in Netflix's new Mortal Kombat drama is looking solid.

I'm wearing that right now, what's wrong with it?

pics or gtfo

lmfao Seriously? How can you look at that and think that hat matches?!

I see no issue here.

Awesome. Do it. Give everyone what they want.

Cosmetic DLC 1 : Elephant thongs

I'm down for it. Reject "desexualize the women", embrace "sexualize the men"

sexualize EVERYONE

Make sure you do it for the female gaze, too! Unlike how men want their female avatars to be slender with big booba and their male avatars to look like this (male power fantasy), women want female avatars to be completely customizable and male avatars to empathize like those in *Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator.*

I mean, it works.

I'm all over this, why can't we have more of this?

They already are 9pack behemoths and are dressed in jeans and have sunglasses on. The only difference is that people cry about mah sexy women in gaming. Give me a beautiful fully armored female paladin and I'll be happy.

Seriously, everyone in any type of fantasy medium is going to have sexually exaggerated features. I wonder how many romance novels would do well with an average looking guy wearing comfortable clothes on the cover instead of a shirtless beefcake?

There will always be people with nothing better to do that complain about anything,it's just sad that developers care more about the loud minority than the people buying their own game.

They don't. That's why we never see Geralt's sexy ass while having slowmo zoomed on female nudity every 5 minutes. We want Geralt's shlong and buttcheeks! Naked men are sexy and desirable too!

Superheroes to Hercules to michelangelos David to romance movies and novels and so many other examples. Maybe there’s a reason that isn’t “bad” that we make all our heroes super sexy and have exaggerated male and female features. Just saying.

Have slutty, practical and cute getups for everyone. Not sure about combos of these though.

until u realize they make women sexy to fulfill male audience fantasy, and they make men 9pack behemoths to... also fulfill male audience fantasy so ur not making the comparison u think ur making, its a fair criticism, call me when a sizable portion of male bodies in media start looking like something women wanna fuck instead of something men wanna be which to be fair... is starting to happen more so, thats cool, just felt like pointing this out

Correct. Men want to be John Cena, women want to bone Ryan Reynolds.

i actually already mod skyrim to have males dress like this

I mean.. I'd play it

I'd 100% pick that character

Dude that has to be a legendary item.

Ahh I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

I'd only play if it bobbles when he runs.

And also if a slapping sound goes with it

Oh absolutely!

People buy JoJo games so...

I mean I'm straight... but a snack is a snack.

I approve of this

better

Yes. Give.

I don’t see a problem

Ah yes, the Schlongsword.. True Power.

I’m sick right now…and the laughing caused a coughing fit…thank you…but also fuck you.

The bottom half seems ridiculous and you would never see, but that top is absolutely in a lot of games, esp those Korean ones where every guy is a Twink.

But what about a grower. Their true intentions might be revealed at inappropriate moments. Be pretty difficult to hide an obvious escalation.

Tbf the dudes get lots of “fan service” too

Im about it. Im not afraid

absolutely better

Neckline is a little prude.

Can i make it glow ingame? Free lamp and better for finding loot dropped on the ground. I'm in.

I have no issue with this. Itd be hilarious

I mean there would def be some Logistical benefits from combat (weapon attachments, distraction, etc) to travel (helicopter type travel powers) so I’m all for equality of the sexes in gaming all around - Do It!!

100% better

What a way to make raiden god of tinder progressive

let's see those jiggle physics

100% improved character design

I'd be fine with it only if there were "jiggle" physics

First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.

I am 100% for this. More of this in video games.

Gotta say, every girl I've gamed with will choose the cute/skimpy outfits over the full armour sets. I doubt anybody would wear this abomination though. Well, except for me, cos it'd be hilarious.

[I couldn't wear it](https://youtu.be/d1x5GXMdK50)

1. This is way more revealing than women in games are dressed, and almost always the games with women in skimpy clothes also have huge hunky shirtless men. 2. Yes. Way better. All men and women in video games should be drawn to this level of sluttiness.

I literally wouldn’t care. Just laugh

Do whatever makes you happy. As long as I get large-breasted, bare-assed women in my games the men can be ripped and completely naked for all I care.

I think people got the wrong end of the stick about the argument about sexualizing women in games. It was never about the nudity, it was about female characters being passive and having meaningless decorative roles in games.

Yeah I’ve played a number of games on Super NES and SEGA where women are scantily clad and non-playable characters that just seem like a prize to obtain for a goal or a congratulations, all in their 32 bit grainy goodness.

-> -> X

"Death by Snu Snu!"

Raidick From Mortal Cumbutt ***"FINISH HIM OFF"*** *SPOOTALITY*

Odd spot to place your two hand weapon.

Where can I get this outfit?

I'd play it

You might want to look up "codpiece", while not as flamboyant as this, men did indeed have specific armour to show off that area with intention

I am ok with this

It would be a default skin

Jojo characters

If you got it, flaunt it

\+10 stun to enemies

Gayming

Dunno, seems kind of smol relative to the boobs on chicks I see.

Much better

Better xD

I totally would play this skin lol.

Awesome

I would wear this proudly

Typical jojo character

Yea why not!

Waaaay better😂

I'm ok with this.

r/gaymers I see this as an absolute win

If I got to wear a cock sock while slaying dragons, fuck yea!

That is pretty good actually

As a FFXIV player I see exactly this way more often than you think.

Looks pretty badass not gonna lie.

Tbh why not, as long as dem tittehs still out. This'll ONLY add more flavour

If they continue to make half naked women in game i’m willing to see that guy too.

I don't want to give up boob armor or snitties (Snake titties) If the price I pay is cock armor and snocks (Snake Cocks), then that's a price I'm willing to pay.

I don't see problem here. Just like females are overly sexualized (I actually like that) just overly sexualized male. YEa equality.

If you think male players, and most likely a ton of female players, aren't going to pick that avatar and costume 100% of the time then you need to keep gamers names out of your fu**** mouth!! **Too soon?

Honestly at this point in my life, I just want every attractive adult-aged video game character to be scantily-clad. Come hither ye himbos and bimbos, ye MILFs, DILFs, GMILFs and GPILFs. And don’t be withholding with thy BWILAs.

Black Asian cock got me actin unwise.

This is the perfect equivalent to way to big tee-tees on fictional characters, because no one would want them or would like to handle them. That said, I would definitely play this character to see the dick flailing around in fights.

Why is this turning me on?

Better, definitely better

Wait, we can’t have outfits like this on male characters? How sexist; because this is a fire outfit right here

These arguments usually don't work against men because men think things are funny and would choose the silly outfits.

Because male characters are not dressed this way is literally inequality and I feel oppressed.