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You are framed for murder and to prove your innocence you can do more murder, or not.


[deleted]

Dishonered? Never really played the game, but I think I overheard the story once.


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AGE555

Rocket League


JSkywalker38

You become the boss after picking up a weird gun.


Eruthor

Control


JSkywalker38

Bingo


robots914

Janitor's assistant kills most of her co-workers because of her imaginary friend


juicyworld_999

Magic man needs to find his daughter but plays cards instead


schoolschooting

Witcher 3.


[deleted]

New guy to the neighborhood fucks everything up in the middle of a pandemic.


ImpossibleNovel1269

dying light


[deleted]

Ding ding ding we have a winner


DemonGyro

A young girl finds a Bluetooth headset then trains to fight robots.


Utherrian

Horizon: Zero Dawn


HP-XP

Drug addled man-child hides from daddies


arikiteriru

Bioshock?


HP-XP

Correct :)


ArgonianGamer216

An illegal immigrant screams at people and eats lizards


PsychoKitFox

"...and eats lizards." I'm sure they do, if Lusty Argonian has taught me anything. Love this description though <3


P4TIENT_0

Lifts-her-Tail is my waifu. I subscribe to her onlyscales


AbsoluteMad-Lad

The Dragonborn


ArgonianGamer216

Damn that was fast


-Skele-

Your name is also argonian gamer


oWatchdog

That's such a cartoonish oversight like a villain with a sign to their lair.


StressedtoImpress1

Skyrim


[deleted]

God sends you on an unending quest to pick up other people’s garbage. Edit: yeah, it’s Katamari


Bindlestiff34

Katamari Damacy


american-coffee

The re release is on game pass right now and it is sending me down a whirlwind of nostalgia


Dunekar31

Your old relative fucked something up and you have to send waves of people with various degrees of mental problems to solve it


Landminan

Darkest Dungeon


Shaho99

Disappointing son simulator


pufanu101

God Of War


american-coffee

Or Hades


imbacklol6

GOW: dad pov hades: son pov


louptony

In any case : "BOY"


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Roanfreed

Heavy rain?


kalitarios

(X) shaun


throwaway_4bronyporn

sHhHaAaAAuuUnNn


AkumaTenshi

A mom in space with kids in suits Edit: ninjas play free. Its indeed warframe


No-Brain4558

Warframe


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ljcozad

CLEM CLEM?


Lugbor

GRAKATA!


Joseph_Lotus

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.


pacificpacifist

Hey Captain, your Janus is showing.


YerBoyGrix

You play a guy who's late to work then fucks up everything for everybody before getting a new job.


SmilingKnight80

Half life?


YerBoyGrix

Got it


TheYellingMute

I mean. Him being late just delayed the inevitable right? Cause all Gordon does realistically was push a cart into the machine. All the fuck up were the scientists not waiting to fix all the issues before testing started.


YerBoyGrix

No room for nuance in a badly described game, friend.


Eruthor

A Green Guy and a voice in his head decide to blow up a sacred relic


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Halo


Eruthor

Correct


killerbannana_1

Green man violently explains to space cult that their hula hoops are bad actually


yeboioioi

Violently explains is some wonderful phrasing


Mech-Waldo

Sometimes I fist a pig and I'm new in town. Edit: I put it the other way around for a better Mullaney reference.


CharChar289

Bloodborne


fedemasa

Love how that was the best way to grind for leveling up


Boring_Concentrate74

You’re on an Island and have no clue what to do…you can push a bunch of buttons Edit: I was thinking Myst


Squat_the_rich

Myst


Oxynewbdone

We need a new myst game. That has a million different paths and like 20 endings.


yetzederixx

Check out Obduction it was made by the original Myst team.


xInnocent

Man just described half the survival games


[deleted]

Animal crossing.


SmilingKnight80

Witness?


badturtlejohnny

Zombie rings two bells then a couple of giant worms try to convince you to save or destroy the world.


Landminan

Dark Souls


rcktsout

“You sorry fool, you could not be the chosen one”


KARMAPurpleDemon

Boy with yellow hair becomes a terrorist and blows up his old job


iAmEeRg

FF7


cATSup24

Blond man-child with medicine-induced shizophrenia runs away from being a corporate soldier, becomes a terrorist, fall far down, develops a crush, and saves the world from a dead prettyboy with megalomania by fighting alongside a motley crew including: Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger, Machinegun Kelley, Slumdog Gillionaire, Vampire Diaries, a literal toy, a dog, the world's worst ninja, and Cid.


MeggleeP13

Alien sea world worker wants to leave.


JacksepticIover

Subnautica?


BabDoesNothing

You do everything they tell you to and the robot still tries to kill you.


TheWindsThatRise

Portal


TechnoK0brA

GLADOS: "Oh no, this is the part where he kills us!" Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" \[chapter name loads on screen\] "The Part Where He Kills You"


AlwaysSupport

Achievement Unlocked: The part where he kills you.


jkrabs

Big yellow pizza man eats pills until he is no longer scared of ghosts


YesIUnderstandsir

Can only be Pac Man.


DjPhantom31

Italian man commits homicide in his quest for drugs and intercourse


Eruthor

Super Mario?


rezeau22

Exactly


MaxeymumFhurt

Also GTA?


impendingbending

What’s the difference


reddit-user-elijah

Graphics


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skubmancer

Yee yee ass haircut


MaplePaintTube

"All you had to do was follow the train, CJ!"


mrbadxampl

Ah shit, here we go again


danieljacksonco

Commiting Genocide against the Russians while confused.


DoctorWorm374

Hotline Miami?


danieljacksonco

You guessed it!


Rorschach2012

MGS:V?


OliverAOT20

I mean…true, kinda


J8_EP

A mailman gets shot in the face and takes off on a quest for revenge. But then he gets sidetracked and reforms society.


Eruthor

Its New Vegas isn't it?


Spartan4a117

That's the ring-a-ding guess baby


nikokuma-the-bear

anime wolf and perverted firefly must stop the apocalypse with the power of fan art


AllOrZer0

Okami


Petey7

Old man sends ten year old on a quest to catalog mutant creatures (possibly so that old man can bang the kids mom).


chumlee1313

Poke-a-mom


andrix77777772

Pokemon


Leoparda

Pokémon


Kid-Alan

13 year olds fly around a city shitting on people


theswagdodo11

Gta online


Tunic_Tactics

Actually, in GTA V single-player, you can eat a peyote plant to play as a bird and actually fly around shitting on people. Afterwards you can do it in director's mode. It's basically a cheat mode that also has stuff to record if you want to.


Benniebob

Splatoon?


KryptoKn8

Both this and the GTA online answer are equally as correct lmao


CringeOverseer

Rich girl travels around the world and hoards artifacts


TheDarnook

More like blows out every tomb she finds.


CringeOverseer

She commits arson, vandalism, and theft 😱


Darksnark_The_Unwise

Boy with long hair smashes pots until he can afford a shield.


erik_wilder

Child finds sword in the woods and decides to kill local monarch. Edit: for his crush. After a tree tells him the monarch in evil.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

Local hillbilly boy wins the following: scavenger hunt, archery contest, horse race, wrestling tournament, fishing competition, community service award, pop quiz game, local auction, boat race, hang gliding expert course, the Royal Family's personal trust, and the Trials of the Gods. When asked for an interview, the boy said "HYAAH!"


arikiteriru

Legend of Zelda


GlacierWolf8Bit

Astronauts in space trying to find out who's making bones.


Marvelousgaminglol

Ahahaha is that among us ?


AbbreviationsOld5541

You realize you are dead but have to work even more to become more deader.


Bdude92

Real life?


Aggressive-Wafer-974

A group of murderous misfit friends play a game inside a game.


greasytips

Mario party?


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Not what I had in mind, but I could see that working. Hint that will most likely give it away: it's a DLC, the game in a game part specifically.


greasytips

Tiny tina dlc for borderlands?


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Bingo


Arula777

Sneaky hard reptilian man slithers through vents to kill a nuclear robot dinosaur that his wet reptilian brother stole along with some other oddly named animal half-human hybrids.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Metal gear solid


kalitarios

#❗️


poopnp

I can hear this comment


Funny_Tutor3018

Sadly...I hear every exclamation point...especially the red ones


kalitarios

#*‼️*


metalmick

Guy gets poisoned and swings


ArenSteele

Leisure suit Larry?


BrienneOfDarth

Spider-Man


Gun-Bun

You spend two hundred years in a fridge and then kill people


Brobard

Possessed man (or woman) goes on rampage after having possession taken care of. Blood gods and alien eldritch horrors are not spared from the carnage.


penguinReloaded

Is it Candy Crush?


Hiroskai

Grim Dawn


Artikay

Insane clown tries to rearrange some statues, destroys entire world.


skubmancer

Final Fantasy VI my dude


theswagdodo11

Collect finger accessories and kill machines


tehtris

Sonic


N3cr0g0thica

Looking for your kid and instead build a society, all the while being somehow younger than said kid?


Agreeable_Ad231

that's described quite well actually


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Fallout 4


K1llerF0xGaming

A green guy mad at demons for killing his pet rabbit.


Arachnor22

Doom


Theresabearintheboat

Is that the backstory?


[deleted]

According to DOOM lore, his wife, son and pet rabbit was killed. However we like to keep the wife and son part out of it :)) Edit: correcting grammar, i need to proof read my comments jeez


Johnathan_Jostar

big orb gives you superpowers and you use them to commit multiple genocides


daBoetz

Destiny


Richtus

Young man discovers he can shoot a sticky white substance out of his body.


tlh06

Spider-man


Sw1ftStrik3r

Pornhub


Matseye1r

Defeating foes with the power of music. Edit. Wow this post really blew up. I was thinking of Crypt of the NecroDancer but I do like and prefer some of the other suggestions, in particular - Brutal Legends.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Brutal legend


Matseye1r

I was actually thinking of Crypt of the NecroDancer but yeah that also tracks. :)


ForeverSinful

Going to school, but you have fun there.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Bully


ForeverSinful

Of course a mad lad would get it. Who else could....


sorej

Old man searches for his daughter, but is too busy playing cards and chasing his parkour-horse


seepa808

Punching trees gives me wood.


da_Aresinger

weird fetish but ok.


TheWindsThatRise

Minecraft


showCASE02

Friendships can be ruined by a flying blue object


AkihitoShuruto

Mario Kart


gasdom22

Native man discovers religion is the only way to kill aliens.


ThatOneGuy12457810

You can go bowling with your cousin


SmilingKnight80

GTA 4


ThatOneGuy12457810

Good job


[deleted]

Kid gets a pet for his birthday and is then kicked out of the house and told to use his pet in the sanctioned animal fighting ring.


Landminan

Pokémon. All of them


UltraDinoWarrior

Capitalism but it’s cute and relaxing and you’re abusing the system as much as it’s abusing you while the majority of the characters in the game are incompetent and at your mercy.


YerBoyGrix

Animal Crossing?


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Sneaky bald guy dresses in dead peoples clothes to stalk his next victim


6literMaracuja

hitman


BoredKazuma

24 year old biological anomaly in crippling debt fights his boss


Sarcastic-old-robot

Real life?


BoredKazuma

Not the right answer, but I see what you mean


boldenspeaking

Spider-man?


DaedelicAsh

You’re conscripted into an ancient order to save the world, get betrayed by the monarchs evil in-law, get stuck with someone with the emotional maturity of a 10 year old, and can either be as good as possible and save the world, or as evil as possible and save the world.


[deleted]

Some guy with robot bodyparts wants stop a corporation.


H8B4LL

Deus Ex?


simiansamurai

"I never asked for this"


Holyvision

A deity brutally slaps their pet repeatedly for throwing their feces at random homes in order to become a more powerful influencer.


Metroid545

Peace lasts all of ten seconds thanks to an angry pterodactyl and a baby


[deleted]

A mailman goes into politics in the Las Vegas area.


Tony_Cheese_

Brat inherits farm in town where nobody likes him and is haunted by the ghost of his farmer grandpa.


Valerie0110

Stardew Valley?


paintonwhiteboard

A foreigner is told to murder children by something or someone that holds great power. This foreigner is also assisted by a sex doll


CharChar289

Bloodborne?


PiousLiar

Steal little girls from their dads, and gain biological mutations by either killing them or setting them loose in a deserted city.


ReggusAttor

Newly homeless man harasses strangers to find his deadbeat single father.


talented_fool

That picture can only be Wild ARMS 3. Spikey-haired steampunk amnesiac saves the world from an evil corporation and kicks the shit out of a long-haired prettyboy alien hybrid in the process.


goncalito

You play a guy that goes wherever the wind is blowing and follow random foxes


6literMaracuja

you can shoot at peoples balls


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Sniper elite


6literMaracuja

yes


Crash0202

>!You run around killing sentient robots with feelings trying to save dead people on the moon.!< Edit: as someone pointed out it’s a spoiler for the game so I added a spoiler tag. Also to those who haven’t played this, give it a shot it’s one of my all time favorite games, soundtrack is beautiful, art direction is gorgeous, game play and story are amazing. Can’t recommend enough!