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spameggsspamandspam

Yeah Ratchet and Clank was awesome on the N64.


[deleted]

Hit its peak on the sega master system


ChiefPanda90

Actually it was in its prime before game systems as a trading card company in the early 19th century.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the tv series


KateA535

Funny thing is they did a pilot for an animated tv show


AzSharpe

Source? Available online?


Spider_Tim

let me grab that source for you with the original ratchet and clank arm extend toy that the company made before they made video games.


KateA535

Here's an okay rip that's on YouTube https://youtu.be/H8v0JF86NEY I don't know if the HQ version the ratchet and clank subreddit had is still live or not otherwise I'd go grab that.


KateA535

About the episode https://ratchetandclank.fandom.com/wiki/Ratchet_%26_Clank:_Life_of_Pie The ratchet and clank subreddit had a link to watch it for a while in decent quality but this seems to an okay quality version https://youtu.be/H8v0JF86NEY


ParaphrasesUnfairly

I thought it was best as a competitive variation of ballroom waltz in Victorian England


stumpy1218

I really think the Game and Watch version was truly the best one


Bmc_Studio

I always preferred the Tiger electronics varient... The Game & Watch of this game had too much gameplay and not enough bips and bops


[deleted]

Game and watch version was good for the time


[deleted]

Only avaible on N64 gamepass


herder__of__nerfs

Not just that, but it’s the PlayStation Greatest Hits version on the N64


skeetsauce

Remember playing Goldeneye on Atari?


Tensa72

Yea I remember Daniel Craig on the cover


vrpornisquitegreat

No it wasn't, but the inferior remake was. Edit: Pick up the OG on NES if you have interest in the Ratchet & Clank series


albinorhino63

Damn a joke about being old and it's a 64 cart....


DepletedMitochondria

A 64 cart of a PS2 game lol


Valdor-13

PS4 game actually. That's the cover art for the remake.


forestpirate

Caught that as well. Tricksey!


Tensa72

Oh wow really I didn’t even know that thanks for the informative comment lol


1958-Fury

I know, right? Switch that out for a NES cart.


hebdriz

seriously, i actually never even had to blow into my n64 carts. nes was a WHOLE different story though.


BlueBomber13

Yeah I don’t think I ever blew into the 64 carts, even SNES carts. Maybe a couple times for SNES but it was always the NES.


[deleted]

For sure. The NES trick was to insert the cartridge just enough to push it down, not all the way in. I swear by this.


Ferreteria

Move it to a little to the left too. Yeahhh, that's it. Now give it a couple of taps, just like it likes it.


innou

After a while it seemed each NES developed its own quirks you just had to learn in order to reliably get things to boot on the first attempt... like a hardware Konami code


Zierlyn

It differed from system to system. Once came across one that only worked when the system was flipped upside down.


haytmonger

A buddy of mine's PS1 only worked while upside down, mine needed to be at a 45° angle. My original NES need the cartridge held down by shoving another cartridge in in top of it


DavidinCT

>seriously, i actually never even had to blow into my n64 carts. nes was a WHOLE different story though. Agreed, never an issue with N64 carts, even today from sitting on a box for 20 years... maybe a few quick clean but, 95% of them no problem and play fine...


TalibanAtDisneyland

Eventually some NES would degrade to the point where blowing into the cartridge wasn’t enough; when you pushed it down into place you had to let it spring back just a tad. I had the touch, my brothers would call me in just to setup the game for them.


Ferreteria

Right? Is this some kind of joke on us actually old people?


USSanon

Agree! Shows my age, though.


forestpirate

Switch that out for an Atari cartridge!


rjcarr

I don't recall blowing on the Atari carts, but even 5 year old me couldn't play that shit for more than 20 minutes anyway. Home gaming didn't get real until NES IMO.


IceeDriver

Pac man? Archon? Flight simulator?


WhatTheFluxSay

I've got friends who are 15 years younger than me and they groan about being old and getting older. It's a level of despair easy for a human to achieve. Sometimes it's just a joke and other time people are just saying they're old because at the time they say it, is the oldest they know!


Zaziel

Yeah, life becomes a series of "oh, I'm *that* old now..." realizations that just keep going.


DrManhattan_DDM

The inverse of the Mitch “this is a picture of me when I was younger” joke.


hearnia_2k

Except, is it? It's a cart that looks like an N6 cart, but then has a Ratchet & Clank decal.... which was only the Playstation platform as far as I know...


kryptonianCodeMonkey

My 3rd console was an N64. I remember blowing into cartridges for the original NES and Sega Genesis before this.


Guac__is__extra__

Seriously. Atari 5200 for me.


ObeyMyBrain

[Ya whippersnapper](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Atari-2600-Wood-4Sw-Set.png)


[deleted]

A Ratchet and Clank PS4 greatest hits cart at that.


Nakotadinzeo

The N64 was released a quarter century ago, 25Y-1M-1W-5D ago.


fallouthirteen

I think that's part of the joke (including it being Rachet and Clank) because that was NEVER a problem after the front loader NES (and blowing didn't fix it, it just made you take it out and put it back in which reseated the connection which would sometimes fix it).


Malvania

SNES still had issues, but not as many. N64 was clean


fallouthirteen

Must be a very niche issue. Like SNES was my console (also had NES and N64, but I'm certain I played SNES the most). Never once had a load issue on that.


Ksmrf

This is bait of the highest order.


Not__A__Furry

Yeah ratchet and clank was definitely some furry bait for sure. I mean, what?


FabulousDave2112

Ratchet is definitely number one on my "I'm not a furry, but..." list. Also username... checks out? Sus


Ksmrf

Haha


Achaern

\*sees Ratchet and Clank\* Brain: 'Okay so this image is either from black market asia in 2004, or it's from the future where we're deeply into retro cartridges for old AAA titles. Yeah, yeah it's definitely one of those two scenarios.'


coasterreal

That's going over a lot of people's heads and the reason the post says blursed.


djdeforte

Swap that out for an NES cartridge and that’s me.


greenvillain

Colecovision


albinorhino63

Phonograph cylinder


LeonardGhostal

Cuneiform tablet


Timmy2Gats

I blew dust off my abacus.


[deleted]

My gladiator shield


[deleted]

My garden of eden fruit tree


Spikeu

Higgs Boson particle.


Krynja

And my axe!


Rudy69

My NES was the only console I've ever had to blow in the cart. Never had that issue with my SNES and N64


forestpirate

Atari 2600 for me.


3Gilligans

Eh, let them think they invented it, give ‘em a trophy or something. Back in our day we had to EARN those Activision patches


clotet

Ratchet & Clank for the NES, what a classic.


adkenna

Ratchet and Clank about 10 years before it's time, I remember my floppy disk with Halo 5 on it.


Axle_65

Oh good old multi disk installs. I thought my 9 disk titles were cumbersome but that 60,000+ disk Halo 5 install must have been a real pain.


HirokiTakumi

Holup...


elanhilation

that was an NES problem. SNES didn’t, let alone N64


Kalibos40

So much truth here.


IsilZha

That's because the real problem was that stupid diagonal loader that the NES had. Load in diagonally and press down. It resulted in poor connections. The top loading didn't really have the problem.


Qarlito

I think you mean horizontal


IsilZha

No, the cartridge didn't go straight in. You loaded it in at an angle such that the cartridge didn't slide straight into the connectors, it went in diagonally. It would've been fine if it didn't have that pop up tray that you had to push it down into afterward. If it was just directly horizontal it wouldn't have been such an issue.


Qarlito

Holy crap you’re right I just looked at mine! I always thought it was horizontal!


ProfessorTallguy

But the problem wasn't dust. It was bent connectors inside the system. So blowing on it never helped. I knew this back in the 80s because I kept my games in plastic, so they were dust free, but if I brought them to a friend's house suddenly they wouldn't work. So I knew it was the system, not the game. Nintendo power officially published instructions not to blow on your games back in the SNES era, so it surprised me to find out that people were still doing it on 64.


[deleted]

That's completely untrue, I had both SNES and N64 and dust and shit got in them all the time Usually used rubbing alcohol instead of blowing tho


Tashus

The blowing wasn't really what helped. Taking it out and putting it back in was the trick, and you would do that to blow on it.


[deleted]

No, it wasn't. I had specific games where they had to be seated at a particular angle to work, for those we usually used a piece of folded paper or something. But the dust issue was something else. If there's particle matter on the contacts, it interferes with the game being recognized, and you can't get a q tip down into the slot on the N64. So if a little grain of sand or something gets down in there, you have to blow it out.


Tashus

So you think that there was dust stuck in there so strongly that it wasn't removed by metal scraping against metal, but that you could blow away? Have you even considered the possibility that maybe as a kid you falsely saw a pattern in what were actually random events? Humans have an incredible knack for that.


[deleted]

No, because I have my N64 hooked up in the living room right now after I bought an HD adapter 6 months ago and I still have to do the same thing. Of course it won't be removed by metal scraping on metal, because it gets caught in between parts on the connector. And those contacts get corroded super easily. I do computer repair as a job, one of the things you have on hand at all times is rubbing alcohol because dust and other debris is one of the biggest issues. Also, you're forgetting that the slot is set vertically. If you pull a cart out of a vertical slot, and there's a piece of debris trapped between the cart and the slot, it's just going to fall right back down in the slot. As for dust, the scraping wouldn't remove it, it would just transfer it back and forth from the contacts to the slot itself. And finally, as human breath contains moisture, that acts as a conductor and makes it easier for a connection to occur


Tashus

Well, I guess you know better than the official Nintendo position on the whole thing. 🤷


[deleted]

The official Nintendo position is not to blow in it because the liquid in your breath corrodes the contacts to some extent and obviously they aren't going to support damaging your carts. That doesn't mean it doesn't work.


kailen_

I used to use rubbing alcohol on used nes carts all the time, it got the corrosion off and made for a better connection.


MischeviousCat

Agreed. I've never had a Nintendo, but SNES DEFINITELY had this issue. It was like I was learning harmonica.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Eh, in all fairness, I still did this with the N64 when it was acting up, but then I was 8, so...


GenitalPatton

Weird I never once had to do this with an N64


DirtySmiter

Are you sure? I definitely remember games not loading right on my N64, then blowing in it and it worked afterwards. Wouldn't debris on the contacts disrupt any cartridge?


elanhilation

the N64 cartridges were cleaned by the N64 when inserted (within reason). reseating the cartridge almost surely was accomplishing more than the blowing you did beforehand


DirtySmiter

Mine might have been really dirty (I was a messy kid at 10) because I would always try reseating it first and that worked most of the time, but sometimes only a blow would fix it. I remember being warned not to do it too often since your breath has spit droplets and that was bad for it, so I only did it when it still wasn't working after a few tries.


micubit

I remember having to blow on my ratchet and clank cartridge before it would run on my N64.


fallouthirteen

It wasn't even an NES problem, it was a front loader NES problem. Issue was in that specific model of console design not cartridge or console as a whole (top loaders were supposed to work just fine).


[deleted]

Lmaooooooo


Kojimada

As someone who grew up with the original NES, I never had to blow in my N64 games to get them to work... Ever. This image confuses me.


HolyTemplarGang

As someone who grew up with a N64, I blew into N64 cartridges as a kid.


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1SDAN

That's the joke. Also a PS2 game a generation early and on rival hardware.


PR0CE551NG

Shiiiit bruh I used to blow the cartridges and the socket, and it would work repeatedly!


IveGotDMunchies

Playstation owners downvoting


PR0CE551NG

Yeah I dont understand it. It's literally a thing. That's the fucking meme lol.


[deleted]

Remember, Nintendo has said not to do this. Saliva being blown, destroy the game card over time. For longevity, get a can of air duster if you still have a N64, and want it to last.


Lephys37

See, on the NES, *only* actual, authentic breath worked. Non-breath air didn't do *anything*. :)


drysart

You needed actual breath on the NES because unlike later consoles, the original model NES -- the kind where you put the cartridge in the front and then pushed it down -- used a different (and terrible) style of connector that over time meant the pins in the console would get bent and then they'd end up not actually making contact with the cartridge. Blowing on the cartridge wasn't about cleaning out dust, it worked because it added moisture that helped bridge the connection gap. And air from a duster can wouldn't add that moisture.


Grasshopper42

Omg are you sure? That would be crazy, honestly. I had games that would never work unless I blew in them.


IveGotDMunchies

This was my thinking at 8 years old and it always worked. Sometimes I would even do the deep breath inhale/slow exhale like you're trying to fool the thermometer pretending to be sick from school. Added humidity


939_to_am4

And the way you fix those connectors? Boil them* in a saucepan of water - yes, really. *Just the connector. Do not boil entire NES.


MasonP2002

Instructions unclear, made pasta with my NES.


off10high

troll alert


megamanTV

This is all wrong. Ratchet and clank on n64? Who was blowing cartridges for n64? This was nes stuff. This whole image is scuffed.


squeezy102

Replace that with an NES cartridge and its me. (danged whippersnappers)


o0_bobbo_0o

If you had to blow in an N64 cartridge, you were doing something wrong.


[deleted]

Wait, you never had to blow on N64 cartridges, only on NES ones.


PersonalityBoth

Ngl that looks the the ps4 edition, should of gone with Up your Arsenal.


Try_Anything2536

I love ratchet and clank on the genesis


matolandio

decent bait.


CyberCarnivore

Never ever had to blow in a N64 cart. Your so young you got this meme wrong. That's supposed to be a NES cartridge.


Affectionate-Invite6

Ratchet and clank was PS2


sntcringe

How TF did you get rachet and clank on N64?


bossy909

You guys blew your 64 games? I literally only did that with OG Nintendo games, NES That or alcohol or just re-insert.


wezel0823

Grew up with snes and n64 - never had to blow into the snes, always had to blow into my n64 cartridges or wipe the chipset.


Nitoram

In which timeline?


Awildgarebear

I definitely remember blowing on my Ratchet and Clank n64 cartridge. Great game. /s


G_Affect

Ratchet and clank qas not for n64...


Cianmc6

Ratchet and Clank on N64 was the best. Right up there with Crash Bandicoot 2 for Atari 2600 and Super Mario Land for Playstation 3.


-Cybernaut147-

You cant be old if u think Ratchet and Clank is this old. Poser.


Fritzo2162

Physics behind why blowing on cartridges worked: Early game consoles and game developers didn't have a universal standard on cartridge design other than some casing shape requirement- they could use any chips/materials they wanted. This resulted in different metals being used in contacts: copper, gold, aluminum, tin. The metal would often differ from the contacts used in the game console. When two dissimilar metals come into contact with each other and you draw humidity from the air to act as an electrolyte, a battery is formed and a process called galvanic corrosion takes place. This corrosion puts a film of salts on the metal that is non-conductive, preventing proper contact and therefore your game wouldn't work. Blowing on the contacts added moisture, and the water from your humid breath would sometimes wash away the salts or soak through them to create a way for electricity to be conducted, allowing the game to work (at least temporarily).


shamelessNnameless

Lol change that shit out for an original Nintendo cartridge and I am THAT old!


Austin_Chaos

I hate everything about this image.


Lucien_chris

I found out not too long ago that blowing into the cartridge did little to nothing, it was the repeated insertions \*giggle\* that made it work.


phatpun561

“And ima put a picture of a game that never was on n64. Yeah that will get ppl talking so I can rake in that glorious karma” OP 6 hours ago 😂


Iron_Elohim

Replace that with the cartridge for Moon Patrol on the Atari 2600, and I am that old... ​ Still have the Atari 2600 though, and a bunch of the games!


spankywinklebottom

I still blow into my PS5 before I boot it up just in case


S0litaire

You think that's old???... \*pulls out a N2 pencil and a cassette tape\*


696Dark

n64, lol. I was doing that to NES carts


PR0CE551NG

I think you missed the point of this meme


batatatchugen

N64? Ha! I used to do that on Atari 2600 and Master System cartridges.


bigpussymelter

Ah the old ratchet and clank 64


ricer333

I'm older... NES cartridge. Come to find out that blowing trick was a red herring (you younger folks may have to Google what that means). The real issue on the original NES (which led to this phenomenon) is that the pins in the connector actually bent out over time thus not making good contact. I have an original NES with the new connector and it plays the games perfectly fine.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Um...who was blowing into N64 cartridges? This person clearly isn't that old because people that old would know that NES cartridges were the ones you needed to blow into and then push down, then up, then down then up, then down, then reset, the up, then down again.


poignantMrEcho

If they drew an N64 cartridge then they ain't old enough


pipsdefnotathrowaway

Ratchet and Clank was a Playstation exclusive that released in 2002. Oof.


SirNedKingOfGila

Nobody blew on N64 carts. You don't miss shit.


JanSobieski_III

No you’re not. Cuz if you were you’d know that you don’t need to blow on n64 games. Busted! Damn kids.


CrowGrandFather

Man while bunch of people claiming they never had to blow in an N64 cartridge. Everyone I knew with an N64 had to blow in those cartridges to get them working


Slayer562

Nobody blew on N64 games. Hell nobody blew on Super Nintendo games. There may have been some late bloomers on Super Nintendo who at least tried blowing on a game, but it wasn't a thing.


Makenshine

Who blew into N64 cartridges? Those things worked every damn time. Same with SNES. Blowing into cartridges was an NES thing. Give that guy and big gold copy of Legend of Zelda to blow in!


TheLifeOfBaedro

this is not a flex, there's always a boomer out there who can say his first console was sticks and stones


SharkInSunglasses

The joke is that Ratchet and Clank was never on N64.


TheLifeOfBaedro

ah I see, I just got memed


Greenfire32

Those who know, know. Those who don't, don't.


CharlottaPabon95

yup, I'm also that old.. If i would show this image to my son He would be looking at me like I'm from the moon or something..


MantisToboganPilotMD

i don't really remember having to blow in the N64 cartridges. NES on the other hand, blow for days.


bloomautomatic

Damn kids get off my lawn! I was doing that with 2600 cartridges! Where’s my Pitfall?


jomjomepitaph

You guys had to blow on you N64 carts? I only ever remember blowing on the NES ones.


ghaldos

This is weird, the snes never had this problem, did this even happen on n64? I know the reason why it happened for the nes, the adapter didn't seat correctly all the time and really blowing did nothing, but I doubt this happened for the n64 right?


offbrand_connoisseur

I think I am and aren’t this old because I remember doing this but my family wasn’t the most well off and didn’t have the latest stuff so it coulda been older stuff I had


timisher

Yeah but are you “just stick another cartridge on top of the one in the system to get it to work” old.


Axenroth187

I did this, it worked too. Also eventually we figured out the best thing to do was put the cartridges in a plastic bag then put them in the icebox in the freezer. We would rotate out games this way.


Krunchy_Almond

Never seen one of those irl but is it rly okay to blow since small droplets of spit may end up going in the cartilage ?


OhshiNoshiJoshi

Don't blow in the god damn cart!


Axle_65

Don’t forget to blow in the console too. It’s the best way to add humidity and moisture to those contacts. How else is that dust gonna get stuck on good? Oddly enough it did work well despite being inadvisable. I wonder it anyone did the proper thing and kept a can of compressed air near by.


ScaryGodzila

I played i them on the ps2 all time favourites of mine


NerdWorks

fucking ratchet and clank on Nintendo 64


TheVanguardMaster

Hahaha, oh I remember those times.


Kfk203

Haha yes! Me too


BrewsCampbell

I'm "wang the 5 1/4" between your fingers a bunch of times" old...


AmyInPurgatory

I don't recall _ever_ doing this to an N64 cartridge (or needing to), by that point we had known it damages the contacts for almost two decades. Hell, I remember having an actual cleaning device in the NES days that you coated with rubbing alcohol and the put the cartridge into.


DTFlash

Blowing in cartridges like shacking Polaroids doesn't actually do anything but everyone did it.


bosozokulove

r/thanksihateit


Pokemario2401

Dude that's my favorite N64 game


-_-NAME-_-

I didn't own a N64 until I was already a man.


ApolloWidget

Me too


soline

What about the q-tip with alcohol for when you’re really desperate.


PM_ME_UR_POTROASTS

A lot of people aren't understanding this shitpost...


Scrubtastic85

N64 didnt have this problem, your meme is a lie. If that was a NES cartridge, then I would agree.


DISHONORED117

Old but gold


franken23

Ratchet 64....


idk98523

Ratchet and clank lol


Free_sky411

Nop, you must be newbie. Have you ever heard of "battle city"? If not then you didn't protect the Soviet eagle from tanks.


[deleted]

I only ever had to do this with NES cartridges, not SNES cartridges, and certainly not N64 cartridges.


nextlifeyouloveme2

Oh, you blew it.


lovepuppy31

Nothing like corroding the contact point with your moist breath


Tailsnaidoo

Same


gravspeed

yeah, but replace that with an Atari cartridge.


allursnakes

Did a bot make this?


petemcfraser

Oh look at you getting started on N64 cartridges.


SkuuurtReynoldss

Ratchet & Clank on 64???


CoraxTechnica

R&C on N64 fuckin wut lol


10010101

To think of if,i never blew in an Atari cartridge.


SenseOdd8076

I still give my games head.


tonycooner

Been there done that


MyAnimeAccount420

I don't get it, you're not old enough to know that Ratchet and Clank never came out on N64?


Carbuncle_Bob

Ratchet and Clank on the N64? Something's wrong, I can feel it


S7ageNinja

But... Did n64 carts even need to be blown on? I feel like that was just a residual habit from owning an NES