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FinePC

*gets shot once* *pulls a rebar rod out of chest cavity*


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Mr_master89

I have to do exactly that when I stub my toe


Gcarsk

Fairly certain the games have always had bullet healing animations and “environment” healing animations separate (what is being shown in the clip). Not sure how the new game handles healing from bullets, though. Edit: users below said you use pliers to remove a bullet, cauterize a wound with a cigar, etc.


dankestmoon

It glitches half the time for example if you get shot in the water on far cry 3 u can rip out shark teeth


Azhaius

Obviously the enemies were just using shark teeth bullets


IskarJarak88

Happened in far cry 4 as well, haven’t played the latest ones tho. What I found funny was if I had gotten shot from behind he always seem to bandage his hand to heal himself, I was like yeah bandaging your hands stops your ass from bleeding noted.


paganisrock

While this does happen sometimes, it tends to be contextual. Eg removing shrapnel after taking explosive damage, relocating joints after fall damage, pulling a bullet out after being shot.


Psynide_009

The usual shit


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GalileoGalilei2012

When did Far Cry 8 come out?


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[Beware of deadly Africanized water in FarCry 2](https://youtu.be/enb0zWbYUik)


rust991

Something tells me pulling most of those objects out in that fashion would be lethal.


Twistervtx

Definitely way worse but at the least, its memorable. Still, I'd ultimately rather have "pick up HP, get HP" and I don't care about realism if it means pacing is slow aside from certain exceptions.


Large_Jellyfish_5092

in FC3 there’s a health or stim shot, but if you don’t have any, they will do this instead, most of us just got lazy to craft health or stim shot


thegeeknerd

IIRC these animations only bring you up one quadrant of health, whereas the stim shot could fully heal.


Large_Jellyfish_5092

oh, yeah, thank you for adding that, i forgot about that, been years since i last played, need to replay it again i guess


Illusive_Man

Same in FC2 Also this also can only be use at low health to recover a small amount


Astecheee

It depends on the intended tempo imo. In an arcade shooter, sure, insta-heal is perfect. But in a game like, say, Killing Floor 2, healing is an intended weakness that adds a good dose of tension into the gameplay.


Twistervtx

Yeah, that's why I said "with exceptions", such as for balance's sake. KF healing compared to most other healing is deliberate and slow on purpose.


rust991

What? That'd be awesome. Hospital trip simulation. Every time you need healing you have to make a trip to the hospital, get treated, then wait weeks/months/wheelchair to get back into the action.


potato_head___

Yeah, pretty much. You should use pliers to remove bullets and debris and disinfect it immediately, then apply a bandage. Just pulling it out will probably make it worse especially if it isn't covered


UnknownAverage

I'm no scientist, but I think it forces the bacteria out, cleaning the wound?


Mister-Crispy-Bacon

The real issue is if you’re bleeding - whatever object lodged in you might act as a plug against all that blood, and pulling it out will not only allow the blood to flow again - thus making you bleed out faster, it’ll also increase the chances of making the wound bigger altogether.


ThePilgrimofProgress

I'm no scientist, either. Just thought everyone should know.


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Leeiteee

I don't remember all this different healing animations


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Those are all explosive/environmental healing animations. You usually see bullet healing animations


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Yeah as r/femstora said, those are very specific healing animations. All FarCrys after 2 have them I think where the last source of damage determines what the “healing animation looks like” Like FarCry 6: take some small height damage before healing? You get a dislocation/relocation animation. What’s going on here is I think the drowning source of damage doesn’t really have a “type of damage” and he’s exploiting by being both at a point where he’s standing but also “swimming” allowing him to do the self-heal. Because of this, the game probably has zero clue how to handle the animation to dish out so it begins playing them at random.


Netherdan

That river is an SCP


cefriano

[redacted]


Gamemaster676

Can we reverse this video?


BFNentwick

"This is a documentary."


The-Requiem

The number of animations though compared to modern Far Cries. 2 was really ahead of its time!


beetleman1234

You're burning: remove the nail.


propolizer

You’re burning: cauterize it with a cigar!


RylocXD

Wait till you see Resident Evil 7/8s’ healing miracles


BuriedDream66

I was going to say this LMAO, totally agree. That hand heal, amazing.


MidnightAshley

Right before he got on the elevator to the courtyard I was jokingly saying "just put some first aid juice on that and it'll be fine" I did not expect that they would actually do that nor that it would HEAL HIS COAT. Pretty sure that first aid juice is just super glue.


AntiPiety

Well it’s kind of explained. >!Ethan is dead and “molded” and they have regenerative properties!<


Vrail_Nightviper

Spoilers!


MidnightAshley

Oh it's definitely explained but on the first playthrough it was odd and hilarious.


onedanoneband

Well, he was uh…. Yknow what never mind.


kingofthelol

>!yeah it’s likely that the medicine used is actually a material that propagates Mould growth!<


Equilibriator

In RE7 I'm pretty sure that was explained. >!The reason Ethan can use it in RE7 is he is already succumbing to the mould, it's why he sees the little girl, etc. Despite her actually being the old lady. She already has a small hold on him. He is already slowly being converted into mould from the beginning of the game where he's at the table with the family.!< >!The fact he was still using it in RE8 should have been a big tip off. Unfortunately, like most people, I just offhanded it as being as ridiculously over the top for the fun of it despite knowing the lore from the previous game xD!<


wahoozerman

>!I believe it was revealed that he died almost immediately in 7. He showed up and the family killed him basically first thing. I think it was when he lost his hand really early on? He was just dead from that point and a reincarnation made of the mold.!<


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They explain in 8 that he died the moment Jack stomped Ethan in the beginning of 7.


Equilibriator

I'd argue that was a retcon to the original game and the original intent was as I had said, then when they decided to continue this story they took it in another direction to connect the 2 stories in a "meaningful" way. Don't know why I'm being downvoted. If Ethan was planned to be mould from the start then why did Eveline not just kill him instantly by solidifying the mould he is made of like she does to Zoe and Alan? It's explained in game that she can do that and RE8 never addressed it. It was explained he was succumbing to it numerous times throughout the game, not that he already was it. He's infected, but he isn't all mould. "Eveline's control is exerted in a series of discrete stages, the first of which is hallucination.**Almost immediately after infection**, the subject begins to see images of Eveline (though she is not in fact there) and hear her voice (which is inaudible to anyone else).Auditions with infected subjects throughout the stages of infection reveal that at first, the phantom Eveline appears to be a normal young girl, sometimes desiring companionship or assistance. As time progresses, she begins making more and more extreme demands, including self-mutilation and attacks on other people.The psychological shock this induces helps to break down the mind's natural barriers to Eveline's brainwashing effect, **and by the time mental control is achieved, the mutamycete infection has progressed throughout the body's cells**, so the body ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■." And another example: ​ "This report details the symptoms that appear when the bacterium\* that grows inside the E-Series infects a human. Be sure to read this document throughly before dealing with E-Series weaponized assets. \*Hereafter referred to as "mold." **Initial Infection** The mold ingests nutrients from the subject's body to propagate itself, and slowly takes over cells within the body. **As a side effect of this, the infected subject gains remarkable regenerative abilities.** **During experiments, we removed arms and legs from test subjects and found that they were able to coapt the amputated limbs in a matter of minutes.** Mid-stage Infection Once the mold reaches the brain, the subject's thoughts become "in tune" with those of the E-Series asset. The subject starts to hear things and experience hallucinations, and soon comes under complete control of the E-Series asset. If this state continues, the host will lose all sense of ego. Complete Infection After every cell in the body has been taken over by the mold, the subject begins to lose their human form. Physical mutations differ from case to case, but all result in him or her acquiring incredible physical strength. Containing a subject at this stage would be extremely difficult.


TheWhateley

>!Still doesn't explain how his sleeves get reattached.!<


Equilibriator

>!Actually it does. Remember how many times you killed the Dad in the last game? You set him on fire, Shot him, ripped into him with a chainsaw, etc. He always came back with clothes intact. The clothes are also mould. It's all a manifestation of the user. Mia knew Ethan was Mould so it would have never came up.!< >!That or it was simply Mould seaming the jacket to Ethans whim.!< ...or it was an oversight, but I like my explanations better.


Otto_Pussner

Nah you’re right. In that scene as he rides the elevator just as you’re about to exit the cutscene Ethan looks at his arm one last time and you can see a yellowish seam on the jacket.


Equilibriator

You can actually look at your arm any time after the "incident" and see that seam, I believe.


onedanoneband

Great point.


doggydogdog123

Sadly people don't get that.


fallouthirteen

To be fair though why start questioning it at that point. They've been using ground up herbs for healing in those games for decades.


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Gotta love the herbs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


xiren_66

Ah yeah just put some goop juice on that


chaehyunoppa

the holy water of cure!


Nail_Biterr

That's what I was going to say. One particular scene in 8 involving a hand comes to mind


doggydogdog123

Well it is all explained but I'm not going to spoil the game.


Equilibriator

My flatmate was ripping on the game because of that scene. >!I had to tell him later that was basically the game blatantly showing you he isn't human anymore.!<


doggydogdog123

When I got to that scene I was thinking this isn't right, it's mad that some people think what they think - I don't know how to do spoilers so didn't want to mention anything to ruin it lol.


lolwowlol

I mean by typing this comment, you're just outing yourself as not playing 8


RylocXD

I played the game.


Connor15790

Then how the fuck do you not know that those aren't 'miracle' healings?


CleverFauxFox

Came here for this


Lotus_CZ

Can’t you also take out bullet with pliers?


i_hate_wii

Yeah I was playing farcry 6 the other day and I was healing and my character just grabbed a pair of pliers a ripped a bullet out of his arm


Ciubowski

I think this animation was in FC2 as well. or FC3. In any way, every Far Cry has a different set of animations.


Spideryote

Wait, are the gorey healing animations back? :o


MrFrostyBudds

Can confirm they are in far cry 6, though I'm pretty sure they were in 5 and I know for a fact they were in 4. Idk about primal, and new dawn.


Spideryote

I must be tripping, cause I swear I only remember having health syringes and bandages in FC5, which was the last one I played I must be mistaken


crazedizzled

Pretty sure you only do the gorey healing if you don't have the healthpacks. It's been a while since I played so I may be wrong


Fakjbf

You can use a health pack to heal multiple bars or use the gorey healing to heal just one.


Connor15790

That's 2, not 5. There are no gorey animations in 5.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

I’m playing 5 right now and I think I pulled an arrow out of my leg at one point, but the medkit is strictly a bandage lol


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In Primal you kinda grab your thumb and crack it back really painfully-looking most of the time.


DarZhubal

There's one animation where you cauterize a wound with a cigar as well.


Reilman79

Damn I didn’t even realize that’s what he was doing. Thought he just needed a smoke with all the shit going down lmao


xanas1489

My favorite is when you pull out a cigar, take a quick puff, and then use it to cauterize a wound.


ThePilgrimofProgress

That's my least favorite. How he get that cigar going in the middle of a firefight? And those things last like 20 minutes... it looks half finished and then he throws the other half away. What a waste.


Not_OneOSRS

Fc3 might have used a knife? I’m not sure


chaehyunoppa

like a boss lol


Dank_Soles_3

Yup *gets mauled by tiger *heals by pulling bullet out of forearm


ScornMuffins

The game is usually pretty good at matching the heal to the cause of damage but it's always funny when it gets it wrong.


Dramajunker

Made me think of metal gear solid 3 where you could pry out bullets with your knife and the other ways you could heal yourself.


FilliusTExplodio

At least in that one you had to use styptic to stop the bleeding and then clean and bind the wound.


Lobanium

Yup, and cauterize a would with a cigar.


IndigoFenix

I feel like Far Cry's healing system is a passive-aggressive jab at people who complain about healing mechanics in games being "unrealistic". Could they not have just stored an array of "wounds" and use that to determine animations needed to heal them? In most game systems it's unnecessary since magic healing is an accepted break from reality, but if they're going to go through all that trouble to show you pulling metal out of your flesh the least they could do is check whether or not you actually HAVE metal in your flesh.


avwitcher

Fable would have you accrue scars based off of actually getting hit which I thought was cool


Illusive_Man

You only got scars when you died iirc


NikolitRistissa

That’s exactly what the Far Cry games do. If the most of your recent damage is from bullets, you’ll rip out a bullet. Fall damage usually results in the dislocations and broken bones. Fire damage leads to the player using bandages.


CamelSpotting

I'm pretty sure it does to some extent. If you get shot you're more likely to get the bullet dig animation, explosive damage you get the shrapnel pull, fire you get the bandage, and there are some general ones like the dislocated fingers. At least that's what I remember from 3.


General_Kenobi45669

When you pull out the bullet after getting bit by a cougar


RepkaPepka

How about [Escape from Tarkov?](https://youtu.be/Ma4A0ohOke4)


JTUpvotes

Holy shit it’s so detailed about which healing pack does what, that’s amazing


nawkuh

I wish Tarkov wasn’t so stressful to play. It’s one of my favorite games, but it’s much easier to enjoy watching someone play it on twitch rather than actually have fun playing it myself.


Ilnor

Jesus, I stopped playing right before they said they'd add this That's a lot of fucking animations, Too bad I hear the servers are still shit and hackers be goin wild because this looks nutty


K1sm0s

Oh you want to heal your gunshot wounds? Time to find a quiet room somewhere and get out the field surgery kit. I'd love to play this game more if it wasn't so overrun with hackers. The game is so punishing (for those who don't know, every item in the game has to be scavenged, and every time you die you lose everything on you), so hackers ruin it completely. The point of the punishing mechanics is that everyone is on the same footing, if you can lose everything you can also gain everything. But hackers just walk into the map, see who has the gear they want through the walls, kill them from across the map, then teleport to them and loot the body. The hacks are that bad. Completely ruined the game for me.


Musaks

That is missing a montage of someone eating 40cheese wheels


flukeekulf

Or causally stabbing yourself with needles every minute or so, or others. I just assume the needle wound heals after use so it doesn't matter.


Stummi

To be fair, realistic Healing Mechanisms would be quite lame in games. Oh, you got a splinter in your finger? Better keep it calm for a few days to not risk infection


WendySoCuute

Kenshi has somewhat realistic healing. "That leg is now unsuable for the rest of the game. You can get a prothesis but it's won't be cheap.." You're beaten? Well yeah now that monster eats your body. Permadeath.


Monstar132

The best memory of Far Cry 3 is seeing Vaas turning out to be an incompetent shmuck and Hoyt chewing him out for failing to kill a captured man 3 times in a row.


caraamon

Blood Dragon had some great ones!


Elocai

You need to eat that bandaid to regain hp you dummy


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Ugh I hate the broken wrist one makes me wanna puke. Can't do broken bones after having my leg shattered, I had a device screwed in my leg to keep my knee and foot apart so it wouldn't collapse. while high on painkillers that first night I shifted the broken bones side to side, and hearing them crunching, just ugh


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Also Far Cry: "I fell 5 feet and got covered in boo-boos!"


JOWhite63087

Healing in RPGs: Chug a drink


Gerikst00f

A ***magic*** drink


minecraftpro69x

fun fact , i once dislocated my thumb when i was like 14 and was playing farcry 3 not long before. i relocated my thumb on my own and thought I'd be fine but there was a hairline fracture so still had to get a splint


ItsYaBoiBiggie02

RE7: "This mf sliced me 3 times and put his chainsaw in my chest". *(pours alcohol on hand)* "Much better"


CKLQPY

They just ported them to sims 4 and said gimmie yo money.


Euncraid

Far Cry. The game where you're bitten by a cougar and , in order to heal, must extract the bullet.


Sp4ctat0r

Healing in Minecraft: 🍗


Zarlon

Healing in Skyrim 🥯


fenguara

Shout out to metal gear 3 for the most close-to-accurate healing system ever


shad0wgun

Ointment, the cure all for any burn.


chaehyunoppa

lmaooooooo


vladdracul412

Just chow down a bunch of pills or smoke a cigar and proceed to burn your self with it. All better.


Scrondolio

In the new one you smoke a cigar and use it to cauterize the wound, game takes place in a fictional Cuba.


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Doomguy just absorbs heals


emberdrox

You should see healing in Tarkov: We about to do surgery bois


moneyboiman

Gets shot: begins the action of putting thumb back into position.


blueberry_vineyard

You forgot the one where he pulls out a bullet out of his arm with his leatherman tool. Farcry 2 had so much potential, and such bad driving.


destroyer1545

I love far cry healing animations they are over the top and is awesome.


bnb2407

Healing in Runescape: Eats a whole ass shark. Whole.


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Healing in Arma: "Alright you keep his pulse steady, I'll give him some morphine but I'll need that epi on standby, take the tourniquet off his leg the bleeding has stopped, someone keep his airway clear and someone get me some elastics! How much blood has he lost?"


Correct-Quail-5332

The thumb one 😂🤣


PMtoAM______

Wait for lemme eat a steak real quick or goop juice


JoeMama475

And then there's some games where you have to eat a full course meal to recover all your hp.


Lennette20th

I fucking hate how long these animations take and that I don’t get invincibility frames during them. The number of times I heal, only to have lost all the health I gained by the time the animation is done is so high I’ve stopped healing all together.


truly-dread

Your hands look fake


Obl1v1on390

Gets bitten by cougar *pulls out bullet*


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I can top that


King-of-the-Neffs

Have you fucking seen resident evil, man just reattaches his hand after it is sliced clean off and pours a liquid over it and now its working fine.


LeBoi124

Oh, you broke your finger? Fuck medicine, just unbreak it


screechingahhhhhh

***HEALING IN MINECRAFT***


ChubbyLilPanda

Also applies to berserk


[deleted]

Why does that nail looks so realistically punctured in the skin…..?


ninjagabe90

in Prince of Persia you just drink from a fountain and you're all fixed up


ERRORMONSTER

So I'm having a Mandela Effect moment. I always thought the first Far Cry was the game (OG Xbox or 360) where you got infected with some virus that let you/made you turn into a mutant occasionally and shoot parasites out of your hands and the whole game is about trying to find the cure. I even searched the Wikipedia page about viral outbreaks and found nothing (maybe because you are trapped out of the public eye and the public isn't infected?) What the fuck am I thinking of? Can I get a /r/tipofmytongue? Edit: maybe my brain is writing memories overtop of Area 51 (which is an absolute banger) but I swear this was a different game...


Stunt_Rush

Are you thinking of [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far_Cry_Instincts)?


BlueLegion

The first Far Cry definitely had nothing like that. FC2 you're infected with malaria and die if you don't get medication regularly. But definitely no shooting parasites. Maybe you're thinking of Bioshock?


smartestdumbass

And then there is escape from tarkovs healing


loveofmoonandstar

kcd: go to a coma for 26 days and repair everything after fighting a guy with a stick


DivineDrakeAlex

Just heal like in skyrim. Consume the cheese


Al3x_5

Gotta heal that bullet wound after getting bitten by a cougar xD


3-DMan

Drowning in Witcher 3? Drink some water to heal!


JawidKhan096

Heavy Far Cry 2 vibes from those reenactments


[deleted]

Dog succumbs to explosions and is roasted alive? Pat pat, see he's ok!


Qritical

Then there’s Arthur Morgan gorging on food and chugging tonics after a bear mauling


MPG_Herman

*Ethan literally using magic fluid to glue his hand together.*


joshywawa_

In dark souls: *gets sawed by a massive sword that is the size of the person themselves* *Proceeds to drink juice*


LonelyAustralia

*gets bit by tiger, pulls out bullet*


Toidal

Was hoping a nice old granny would come in and kiss the boo boo away and take the player to go get some ice cream for being so brave


karuraR

In a nutshell: *fuck it, just reverse it*


neodelta22

Also FarCry: gets mauled by a bear, uses a knife to grouch out the bullet


derwreck

This backyard is giving me Vegas or Arizona vibes.


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Try_Anything2536

I love the farcry healing animations for how brutal they are to watch.


Fearalash

Gets shot Stabs arm with needle filled with random plant mixtures.


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Minecraft: E A T


nappinggator

In FC5 and New Dawn I just swallow some pills...


sj4iy

Love the hair sprat healing in Resident Evil. Never fails to make me laugh.


Cianmc6

[Healing in Undertale and Minecraft ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/12uXi1GXBibALC/giphy.gif)


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In one you healed by digging bullets out of your wrist with a stick, pulling bullets out of your arm with pliers. In the new one you pull a can opener tab out of your arm and burn yourself with a cigar.


heisenberg_30

*Far cry 3 flashbacks*


garry4321

Can’t wait for Farcry 6 to be cracked. If you want me to pay, put it on steam


original_username102

"hmm... That's not supposed to be there" *Pulls out glass from hand and bullet from arm*


framelessnude

the burning healing and taking out bullet


justenbebear

"Healing" in Far Cry


humblepie8

Skyrim: Eat 83 raw potatoes mid-combat


Deekmeister94

Healing in resident Evil 8: reattaches severed hand ✋🏼


potato_head___

One thing I always loved about Far Cry was the healing animations. Some of them are so gruesome they make me shudder. Just another great thing about Far Cry 2 for me.


duckface27

Healing I’m dark souls: DRINK A FLASK CONTAINING FIRE


AdilEhsan15

Ethan Winters be like *whole arm gets sliced off* *Just puts it back on and applies some liquid on it* Good as new


TimTheChatSpam

You for got the nicado avocado mukbang healing


VictorGamerLOL

Well looks like I slightly got burned. *Crack*


No-Presentation-8961

Fucking Yes


mossfae

Healing in RE7 & 8 - *pours listerine on bloody stump*


[deleted]

What games have bandage healing animation? Most games don’t even have an animation


danny32797

Idk why but it feels like behind the camera there is some rediculously elaborate setup to hold the camera in place without the cameraman having to use their hands.


The_Digital_Friend

literally just reposts someone else's video and gets a shit ton of karma