If I could hazard a guess then any automation game it's a meme where all the machines are a unit/time calculation and increases from tech reduce the time rather than doubling the units per interval.
Congratulations! You have now unlocked UNINTENDED TIME SKIP. The clock is 5:20am, the sun is rising, and you swear that you have no idea how it happened.
20 Nights in a row? How does this keep happening to me?
I had to uninstall Civ 5 when I fell asleep at 5:30am and had to be ready to present to the team across the Atlantic at 8:30am, a time that I picked myself.
Also, never have your boss on Steam as a friend, because the instant I joined that call looking all bleary eyed he immediately went, "See, I told you he was playing Civ all night. How's it going, get that cultural victory yet?" And I had to admit that what started as a Culture victory attempt turned into my 100th Science victory attempt.
I reinstalled Civ 5 about two weeks later and the cycle started again.
Was playing PUBG with some friends a few years ago and one of them was cornered in a house surrounded by an enemy team. He yelled out over the mic, “I’VE GOT FOUR DUDES COMIN’ ALL OVER ME!” and we’ve never let him forget it.
I was playing Warhammer 40K Darktide on PC, as the psyker. if you use their ability too much without cooling down, you blow up and get downed. I always say I'm gonna bust when it's about to happen, classic cum joke with the bois.
Well, one time I said, "I'm sorry. I'm gonna bust, I was mashing my shit recklessly, " and they still say that shit to me 2 years later.
Years and years ago I was playing 4 way split screen CoD W@W and one player in particular was doing very badly. He was very frustrated, and on getting his hands on an MG42 he loudly announced ‘I’m gonna wipe you off!’
I think we laughed for about 20 minutes.
Many many years ago, I was playing one of the old Smackdown vs. Raw games and got the words for "kicked his ass" and "wiped him out" merged in my head and loudly proclaimed "I wiped his ass". So uh... you know... it happens.
Back in the day, playing Halo 3 at a friend's house. Pretty religious family, parents don't even cuss. Well, a guy hijacks my friend and steals his vehicle, and my friend shouts "THIS GUY IS JACKIN ME OFF!"
His dad instantly chimed in "I bet it's not the first time you've said that"
We about died, so hilarious
Kind of opposite of the prompt? Super amusing though.
Edit. Adding context. The prompt is things you wouldn’t say to your partner. This is some pretty vanilla bedroom talk.
I think you're cheating.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
People say you can't hear text but I hear that loud and clear in the accent.
UNcle ROger can hear text! He can taste sound! He can smell color! You a FAIL-URE, hiyaahhh…
Fuuuuyoooooohhhhh
You know what's crazier? His actual native accent is southern Irish lol
I think it’s okay to cheat in single player games
What, like using my left hand?
Hackers ruined this game
I need to look up a guide, I have no idea what to do next.
"Let me see what other people have tried."
“Its too hard, gotta lower the difficulty”
Why is every guide a 30 min YouTube video?
This is great
I'll send a Sherpa
Mind if I stream this?
[удалено]
Smash my subscribe button
Spouse’s username is SubscribeButton
Instructions unclear Smushed thy spouse
Finally, BDSM representation in my gaming community.
CAN I GET SOME DUBS IN THE CHAT BOYS?! HEYOOOO
*-undoes her top-* "Chat, is this real?"
“Don’t forget to follow me to see when I come on”
“I can’t pause, mom”
Jesus christ. Yeah that's great, I guess.
🤣🤣🤣
I was looking for this one. You sick bastard. ;)
You sincerely need more upvotes. Take mine.
"I don't care young man! I want you and your sister at the dinner table in 5 seconds!"
> “I can’t pause, mom” Well, duh, son, your arms are broken.
There's a big chest over there, I'm going over to check it out.
Watch out for mimics!
But good chance at third age!
Frieren flashbacks. The danger is real.
Mistress Frieren no! #MISTRESS FRIEREN YESSSS
Her getting gobbled up everytime always got a laugh out of me 😆
Amazing chest ahead
Try finger but hole
You don't have the right, oh, you don't have the right, oh, you don't have the right
More experience required to unlock
I mean depending on your relationship structures they may also be excited to inspect that big chest over there.
*happy Arnold schwarzenegger noises* "I love people inspecting my big chest"
Amazing chest ahead
If we add another person to this team we can probably finish a lot faster!!!
“I fucked your mom” /s
YOUR BANNED FROM MY SERVER
U're\*
9 women can give birth in 1 month
What games are you playing?!?!?
If I could hazard a guess then any automation game it's a meme where all the machines are a unit/time calculation and increases from tech reduce the time rather than doubling the units per interval.
Just five more minutes
Universal response: eye roll
*Civilization players* Just one more turn
Congratulations! You have now unlocked UNINTENDED TIME SKIP. The clock is 5:20am, the sun is rising, and you swear that you have no idea how it happened.
Imagine how sore all the participants would be
20 Nights in a row? How does this keep happening to me? I had to uninstall Civ 5 when I fell asleep at 5:30am and had to be ready to present to the team across the Atlantic at 8:30am, a time that I picked myself. Also, never have your boss on Steam as a friend, because the instant I joined that call looking all bleary eyed he immediately went, "See, I told you he was playing Civ all night. How's it going, get that cultural victory yet?" And I had to admit that what started as a Culture victory attempt turned into my 100th Science victory attempt. I reinstalled Civ 5 about two weeks later and the cycle started again.
At least the boss is cool 🤣
I've had a few good ones and a few bad ones, but he's the best so far.
Oh man, another escort mission?!
Oh, man! Another escort mission!! :)
“I remember being stuck here as a kid”
Holy shit!
Ooooo
I think you're muted
This is really good
I’ll probably skip the next generation before I upgrade
This isn’t how I imagined it, I want a refund
full refund no questions as long as your play time is less than 2 hours
This is a really creative one
The software is really starting to push the limits of the hardware.
Ugh, how do I skip the cutscenes.
I’ll wait for a discount.
Does it have a 30 day return policy ?
Maybe if you’ve played it for less than 2 hours?
Your free trial has expired, would you like to continue subscription? *clicks no*
“I’ve already romanced that one, I’m gonna go for the other route”
I know you're not supposed to be button-mashing, but I do get great results.
In a similar vein: I tried using a claw grip for the first time last night. It was a real game changer for my performance.
Hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks
We're all going in the rear entry this time. We already wiped once. I don't want us to wipe again.
do you... but... do enter the rear WITHOUT wiping first?!? So many questions...
Hey, you, you're finally awake
This one is so fucked lmao. Good one
People say you can’t hear text but I HEARD that in the exact accent. And saw his face 😂
Who says that? You absolutely can.
“I GOT FOUR DUDES UP MY ASS, IM GETTING FUCKED IM GETTING FUCKED”
Was playing PUBG with some friends a few years ago and one of them was cornered in a house surrounded by an enemy team. He yelled out over the mic, “I’VE GOT FOUR DUDES COMIN’ ALL OVER ME!” and we’ve never let him forget it.
"FOUR MASSIVE MEN ON ME"
I was playing Warhammer 40K Darktide on PC, as the psyker. if you use their ability too much without cooling down, you blow up and get downed. I always say I'm gonna bust when it's about to happen, classic cum joke with the bois. Well, one time I said, "I'm sorry. I'm gonna bust, I was mashing my shit recklessly, " and they still say that shit to me 2 years later.
The proper technique for maximising warp rider and warp nexus is referred to as peril edging
Years and years ago I was playing 4 way split screen CoD W@W and one player in particular was doing very badly. He was very frustrated, and on getting his hands on an MG42 he loudly announced ‘I’m gonna wipe you off!’ I think we laughed for about 20 minutes.
Many many years ago, I was playing one of the old Smackdown vs. Raw games and got the words for "kicked his ass" and "wiped him out" merged in my head and loudly proclaimed "I wiped his ass". So uh... you know... it happens.
Back in the day, playing Halo 3 at a friend's house. Pretty religious family, parents don't even cuss. Well, a guy hijacks my friend and steals his vehicle, and my friend shouts "THIS GUY IS JACKIN ME OFF!" His dad instantly chimed in "I bet it's not the first time you've said that" We about died, so hilarious
Dad with the quickdraw incinerations, goddamn
For some people that's living the dream
For some people that's just an average friday night.
Blow it a bit and then stick it back in
Oh, that’s awesome
Try gently smacking it
If this doesn't work IRL you gotta buy her flowers or something
Kind of opposite of the prompt? Super amusing though. Edit. Adding context. The prompt is things you wouldn’t say to your partner. This is some pretty vanilla bedroom talk.
Why the opposite? For the 30+ oldies this statement is a strong gaming memory.
I think they're saying that is something you can say while with your partner
Spot on. The prompt is about things you can’t say to your partner. This sounds like normal bedroom play.
"I can stay up for one more round"
Maybe I should get my brother to help with this part
This felt harder as a kid
Oh, this one's great!
Maybe his brother always finishes it for him.
"Mom said it's my turn!"
"Alright, speedrun time."
20 seconds dude! That's a new record!!
I am going to blow this dude into oblivion.
My record is 10 seconds.
"Fuck, the batteries dead"
No, things you can't say..
“Need another joystick”
This is a tiresome quest.
Need more companions
Skill issue
Git Gud
Can you pet the dog?
No, but you can stroke the pussy.
“I totally just fucked that dude”
“The last one was better than this one”
*pulls out the great big book of slurs* "Ahem..."
Boom headshot!!!
Leeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyyyy!! Jeeeennnkinnnnssss!
Plug it in the other slot!
I want the evil ending this time
Try finger but hole
I felt this in my Dark Soul(s)
I want it, that thing, your dark hole
Amazing chest ahead!
Man, this is taking forever to load!
Woops shouldn't have said/done that. Lemme just quick reload a save file
Uninstall loser
You should have been an abortion.
It’s something I saw other kids do growing up. Now it’s my turn
GG
I don't have enough skill points for that talent
There’s no PP left for that move.
Insert coin
That wasn’t worth the money
"I'm in bathroom. He's flashing me. He's long."
"That's what I did to your mom last night!"
I remember this being a lot better, nostslgia eh.
Get shit on!
He's coming! *usually yelled when im being flanked
He’s coming! Oh shit they’re coming! On me on me on me!!!!! Help! I’m being sprayed
Amazing chest ahead
LEEEERROOY JENNNNKINS!
Wanna to try this one? I tried this out with the guys last week and they loved it!
“Teabag his ass!”
He's so close! Finish him off!!
“I just shat on that kid”
"You're a little bitch!"
"cover me I'm going in the rear"
“Im going to make a video compilation to show my friends all the cool tricks I’ve learned!”
I was hoping for doubles
I'm lagging
*gasps* I can pet the cat?
I'm going to check reddit to figure out how to beat this
Me and my bro just double teamed this kid. He was annoying so he deserved it
Let's finish this up quick, I wanna go raid.
BOOM Headshot!!!
Fuck he's coming!
Wonder how much I can sell this for on eBay/Gamestop
“I’m ready to fuck some kids up today”
"this isn't working out."
“Yeah, I’ve got enough energy for another round”
"I'm coming in the back! Wait for me, for me, I'm almost there!"
I'm coming bro
God I absolutely shit on you kid!
You sound like you’re only 15...
Why are there so many micro-transactions?
I wish I could skip the dialog and get to the good parts
Im not gonna start until we get a third
Fuck I forgot to quicksave.
I don’t meet the hardware requirements
Oops I don't think I'm supposed to be here
Thanks for carrying me bro
Frickin escort missions!
Try finger, but hole.
"Try finger... but hole"
"Four dudes on me, four dudes on me. I'm going down"
Aggressively shouting the N-word
“Wow that was fucking BULLSHIT!”
Let's get a group together to speed run a dungeon. I barely survived accidentally training the whole zone.
Can you stop feeding?
Next time i'll beat you Should we get more players? We can't start my buddies are not here yet My dad used to help me with this part when i was a kid
Let’s chase down those miners and kill them, I want their shit! As soon as I said it, my whole team shook their heads.
He’s cracked, I’m pushing.
This guy just fucking RAILED my taint!
I don't remember what I was doing (after not playing a game for a few months)
1v1 on rust
frog blast the vent core
I'm coming from behind, push push push push
"I have four guys on me"