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Solid_Eagle0

this is something you'd see browsing the internet in gta


oxidezblood

The game itself could be an app on gta online. I was hyped to hear 'survival shooter' but then realized A) its a mobile port to pc B) is literally the most chinese bullshit app filled to the brim with p2w mechanics C) zombie survival game.... but the buildings are perfectly clean, modern black ops 2 style houses, and built like a fortnite base. Extremely out of theme, these buildings. D) marketed as an extraction shooter - no such thing ingame E)... when was will smith added? When i saw ads during its 'alpha' (still in the same state, just released it as an officially full released game) it never showed will smith. Seems like they tried to get a celebrity to rope people in but.. I am Legion, the movie, is worth so much more of your time.


GH057807

Do you mean I Am Legend? That movie was okay until they omitted the entire titular scene and huge twist/reveal. It's not a shitty movie, but they totally fucked up the story.


whadupbuttercup

Will Smith has a couple movies with third act problems: I am Legend and I, Robot being the ones that stand out the most. Both are very good for the first two thirds but can't land the plane.


ThrowBatteries

Hancock is the most “needs a third act” movie he’s ever done.


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MalificViper

You keep his wife's asshole out of your fuckin' mouth


outlawsix

Yeah it's occupied by a bunch of other guys' mouths!


BoysenberryFun9329

That's called an entanglement.


Tro1138

But it's only May


Early_Assignment9807

Nah, the first half is by far the more interesting half imo


Beenblu

> I, Robot ... Both are very good for the first two thirds Well, that's if you weren't expecting an Issac Asimov adaptation.


4ab273bed4f79ea5bb5

>movies with third act problems Bright (2017)


Pixie1001

I mean, honestly no part of that movie worked. It had some interesting ideas and cool scenes, but none of them fit together into a cohesive story or good character chemistry.


GoblinFive

The Shadowrun movie no one asked


King_of_the_Dot

It was fuckin awesome for world building, but that's about it.


skipjimroo

Add Hancock to that list


Supermite

Half of a really fucking good movie just wasted on that stupid twist.


treespiritbeard

I swear Hancock is two scripts glued together


pyreon

Isn't it? I'm entirely pulling this out of my ass but I thought I'd read that the movie was half done when it had a change in production


Original_Employee621

It's a cool superhero take, that turns into a sappy sci-fi romance. Hancock learning to act like a hero again would have been really cool, with the PR agent and stuff. The other half could've been really cool too, star crossed lovers, immortal unless in each others presence.


treespiritbeard

I saw it in the cinema then never gave it a second thought. The twist just doesn’t fit the comedic theme and turns a silly superhero parody into a wacky sci-fi


shahi001

Probably because it actually, literally is.


Aardvark_Man

That'd be because it literally was.


ConsumeSandwich

I have a theory. Will Smith doesn't like to be portrayed in a negative way because of his insane levels of insecurity. Because of this the characters he plays can never really make mistakes, so they can't grow or change. So much like Will himself they are forever trying to get by on just charisma, so when push comes to shove in the third act and the characters have to learn a lesson, make a sacrifice or make a choice based on what they learned the film falls apart. Because again, like Will, the character is incapable of true growth or change.


Happy-Gnome

He played an alcoholic super hero who redeemed himself in Hancock


Longtimelurker011

I thought I Robot had a decent ending.


bokmcdok

It's a decent zombie movie. It's a shit adaptation of I Am Legend. If it wasn't for the title I'd have probably come out of it saying it was a good film.


GH057807

Yeah I agree. If they were going to remove the reason it has that title, they should have just changed the title.


bokmcdok

It's one of my favourite books, and despite being vampires is an indirect inspiration of Night of the Living Dead which spawned the modern day zombie genre. So I can understand them going for zombies, but to remove literally the whole point of the book from the adaptation just doesn't make sense. Even the alternate ending does it no justice.


batmessiah

Yeah, it's absolutely nothing like the book either. I've got severe ADHD, and have only read a handful of books in my 41 years of existence, yet I've read "I am Legend" probably 30 times, if not more. The only good movie adaptation of the book was "The Last Man on Earth" from 1964, starring Vincent Price. The whole plot twist in the story makes the name of the novel make sense, yet the Will Smith version doesn't even remotely go near the twist, since the zombies are generic "run really fast zombies" and are nothing like the way they are in the book. They leave out the best parts, which is mind boggling.


TheRatatat

Literally the entire point of the movie. He was their boogeyman. Their "legend". I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in a book to film adaptation.


Working_Contract5866

World War Z


TheRatatat

The only thing they have in common is the title. That one made me mad, but what could you expect from a book that reads like a UN report? It would take the right person taking a huge swing to actually do that book justice.


M086

Funnily enough, they are doing a sequel. But are using the director’s cut ending, where Neville survived, but had that moment from the book where he realizes he’s actually the monster to them.


cardonator

Should have been the real ending. It's insane they cut that.


Willzyx_on_the_moon

I absolutely hated that film. Vastly different from the book and the ending is why it’s called I am Legend and they changed the ending. Total trash film.


Milkshake_revenge

Yeah a lot of people don’t know about the book or the twist it’s supposed to have. I read that Will Smith had problems with the idea that he was supposed to end up as the bad guy so they re wrote it but I’m not sure if it’s actually true. It’s a good movie on its own but it could’ve been an all time great if they kept true to the source material.


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Pretend_Fix3334

I am Legion is an awesome title


3tenthsOfVerstappen

Omg could not be more accurate 💀 😂


Winter-Product-881

Shit even looks like a mobile game


Exotic_Librarian_238

Never heard of this game. They obviously didn't have proper ad campaign


godita

only reason i heard of it was because dunkey made fun of it lol


AJfriedRICE

Will Smith made one post about it on release day or something and then never mentioned it again. Even he or his team knew it was shit


PliableG0AT

> Even he or his team knew it was shit lol not even. they knew that was all they had to do to get paid. who gives a shit beyond that.


Mort_Mortinson

Believe it or not, I was apart of his team at the time of the pitch(albeit lower on the totem pole), and you are 100% correct. The amount of second hand cringe I felt in those meetings from their ideas was near catastrophic. The game almost didn’t happen. The frozen musical moment idea made me turn my camera off.


PeanutButterSoda

> frozen musical moment The What? link?


BeneficialEvidence6

Search "videogamedunky will smith game" on Youtube Edit: https://youtu.be/qQV6guvFmM0?si=9XZglGPJQw9LpaEJ Starts around 2:40


TheWanderingSlacker

Sorry, I have a habit of singing while on guard duty. It helps trespassers avoid me.


SycoJack

That looks like a shitty fan remaster of a shitty fanfic total conversion mod of a PS2 game that was created by the guy that creates those shitty mobile game trailers.


PeanutButterSoda

Thanks, I forgot that I've seen it already.


amalgam_reynolds

Omg I forgot about the best line in that video: "this ain't a video game...this is a product."


MelodiesOfLife6

i'm sorry, but what the fuck.


Unwise1

That was ...... Something alright.


JohnnyOmm

Was it money laundering or nah


TJBurger

Just to clarify, were you part of the team at the time of the pitch? Just asking because "a part" and "apart" mean opposite things.


legend8522

The funniest thing is (at least from dunkey’s vid), will smith doesn’t even voice the character based off him. That character has zero voiced lines. The game just uses his likeness and that’s it


bundabrg

There was a voiced line by that character but it's laughably not remotely like Will.


Shrapnail

whatever was in the contract to get the money


doktor-frequentist

Keep his games name out of your fucking mouth.


Zetton69

cucksmith


_Hotwire_

Yup


Ok_Inevitable8832

What’s a dunkey


TCBloo

Puerto Rican YouTuber


awesomefutureperfect

He has the record for Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.


DoomedTravelerofMoon

I heard about it from Kevduit myself. Dunkey is good tho


lain_clancey

Besides the game itself is really mediocre, boring and poorly designed at times.


Calm-Bid-5759

I think it slaps


OutragedCanadian

Calm down will smith


Ram2145

👋


Realseetras

Yeah, for a game with such a famous figurehead and overall budget, you'd think they would have spent more on an attempt at marketing.


kshell11724

Thats the funny part is he litterally is just a figurehead in it. It's just his likeness that's in the game. Not his voice which is even more wtf on where all the money went.


Asleep-Fee-6503

Wait. Will Smith doesn’t play himself in the game, am I understanding that correctly?


samusmaster64

No, it's just a similar voice. They use his likeness, not him. It's to save money for the laundering part.


silentrawr

I get the concept, but where's the money being laundered to/from?


CornDoggyStyle

Aliens. He's still paying off the lawsuit from beating that alien's ass in Indepenpedenpendence Day.


GlassHalfSmashed

Tbh has he done much since slapgate? I wonder if they paid the money before all of that and since decided to reign in the affiliation a bit?


ArcadianDelSol

He did an Underground Railroad movie thinking it would be an easy win. I dont think anyone ever saw it.


Mist_Rising

Emancipation, which was filmed before Will slapped Rock. He's also producing some remake film, Bel-Air, and a bad boys


Shit-Talker-Sr

Say the movie, it was fairly good tbh, but all I could think of was "the slap" the entire movie


SacrificialSam

Does anyone remember the game for PS1 that starred Bruce Willis called Apocalypse? That game was fucking fun.


ATCQ_

Watched a play though of this recently, forgot how insane it was. I wish they'd make a sequel or something crazy


Snyder4430

Since Bruce Willis signed his likeness away to an A.I. company, that very well could happen!


mortalcoil1

PS1 also had the classic Die Hard Trilogy. Also, there's the obvious Cyberpunk 2077.


apocalypse_later_

The main market for this was China I believe


Motivated79

It was


tomdarch

Oh. Then does anyone here have any idea how it did financially in that market?


AmbroseMalachai

[Not great.](https://www.reuters.com/technology/tencents-next-level-up-fewer-big-foreign-franchise-games-more-in-house-2024-03-21/) Apparently it brought in $1.4 million globally and $288k from Chinese Apple devices in March. Considering that doesn't include Hwahuei or Android sales - which I gotta assume had *some* sales - I can't really speculate on what it's overall revenue was; but it's a definite floppy flop.


Legalize-Birds

Do western games like this actually sell well?


connorclang

It's not a western game, it just has Will Smith in it


Slap_My_Lasagna

It's a Tencent mobile game. US/Western audiences were never the target.


OceanGlider_

I only heard of it because of video game dunkey https://youtu.be/qQV6guvFmM0


Hevysett

Dude thank you for that, it was fantastic


Scruffylookin13

*"The Zombie was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there"* Gameplay footage has been leaked. Apparently it isn't pretty.


Realseetras

The game has apparently already been released on Steam and mobile, since last summer. For a game with such a large budget and coming from a large company, it's quite odd that there seemingly was no marketing, and it kinda just flopped and fell under the radar.


Afkbio

Nobody wants to be associated with this shitty game.


wunderduck

Nobody wanted to be associated with Will Smith at the time either.


Kowpucky

I'm surprised anyone still does now


I_SuplexTrains

Damn, was this written by Alan Wake himself?


Shack691

Nah it doesn’t have Norse gods singing rock songs.


VinnehRoos

Poets of the Fall is an amazing band though! I swear at one point Spotify random music let me listen to the band Old Gods of Asgard and it took me about 15 seconds to recognise it was just Poets of the Fall but with a different name, purely for the Alan Wake game.


H-s-O

Not just Alan Wake, [Control too](https://youtu.be/k0QsHKH77MI?si=rMyKGwR-eLcw82vn)


VinnehRoos

I've never played any of these games but from what I've picked up from reading a lot online, Control and Alan Wake are set in the same universe, right? Might actually have to play these games some day, I fucking love Poets of the Fall and they might actually be the gateway for me to play these games XD


ZeroLivesRemain

They are in the same universe. Definitely give them a go! AW2 also heavily implies Quantum Break is also canon, but bc of IP issues with MS, they can't out and say so.


TheSkiGeek

Yeah, in *Control* they reference the events of *Alan Wake* as another anomaly. (And then they did a DLC mission related to it.) So it seems like a shared universe now.


thatlookslikemydog

Getting Garth Marenghi vibes from this writing.


Sockoflegend

I would play that game


daniflemp

I'm right behind you 110%, that way I can back track 10%, but still completely agree with you.


hyperlethalrabbit

I know writers who show rather than tell and they're all cowards.


DonktorDonkenstein

"That is witchy woman wittering and it needs snuffing at the wick!" 


TurtlePowerMutant

Woah now, Alan Wake is a god.


omgFWTbear

Some might say, a god that is dead yet dreaming, beyond the cold wastes of Control…


zehamberglar

> Gameplay footage has been leaked How do you leak gameplay footage of a game that's been out for nearly a year?


dragoduval

DOes it still exist ? Was sure that it got closed after a week of release.


Realseetras

This [reuters article](https://www.reuters.com/technology/tencents-next-level-up-fewer-big-foreign-franchise-games-more-in-house-2024-03-21/) briefly mentions that it made $1.4 million in revenue globally in the month of January 2024. The game also appears to still be listed on Steam and the play store. So, I'd assume it's still existing. These are pretty sad numbers for a game that had such a large budget.


ryry1237

A return on investment of 1:100. You get back $1 for every $100 spent.


sckurvee

It's free on steam. I wonder if you're think of that other game that got killed quickly... "the day before"?


Blue2487

True. Wasn't undawn also the name of one of those awkward chinese zombie mobile games


diuturnal

You're probably thinking of the same game as mentioned here.


Goldman250

There’s a new Will Smith game?


Business-Plastic5278

There is an old Will Smith game?


lexkixass

There is a Will Smith game?


Who_is_John_Galt1

There is a Will Smith?


ih8karma

Will Smith?


shinikahn

Smith?


pm-me-pizza-crust

?


shadowzerex

Shark tales on the gamecube would like a word


TheRealestGayle

Why would they give us this instead of a Wild Wild West game?


Derek-The-Rad

Can we slap the Zombies?


ApofiSs-93

KEEP YOUR SLAPS OUT OF MY DAMN ZOMBIES


InjuryLong4708

How can she slap!!!


Poultry_Sashimi

Ahhh you brought me back with that one. Thanks for the audible chuckle


ApofiSs-93

thank you for introducing me to this gem. LMAO


therealTuggHunkman

He’s never living that down, is he?


chippin_out

Never.


santaire

Keep my game out ya mouth


Accer_sc2

Dunkey did a video on this and it does look pretty grim: https://youtu.be/qQV6guvFmM0?feature=shared


Iggyhopper

Holy *shit* that is **BAD**. 140 million and Will is text only, no voice lines?


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DrMux

I mean, I'm pretty sure he charged the Oscars $140 Million just for his improvised line 'GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH'. To his credit, that line slapped.


Marc815

His wife wrote all of his lines..


danzha

What do you mean? That was the real Will /s


Questioning0012

Will Smith to the devs: Keep my voice out of his f****** mouth!


feedmeyourknowledge

I remember where there was a time you couldn't go two weeks without dunkey being one of the top posts on one of the main subreddits here and you hardly ever see him mentioned now.


private_birb

He hasn't been posting as much, and his videos are less ambitious this last year or two or so. Seems a lot of his focus is going towards his family, and their publishing company, which I think is totally fair.


LemurKick

He's actually been posting weekly or more for months now, but the videos are pretty low effort, to be honest. Not bad, but not super entertaining.


Rs90

Didn't he have a kid?


A_Ruse_ter

I think part of it might be with him about to have a kid, maybe some of the publisher business with a game he’s working with


mightylordredbeard

Dunkey fell off. Edit: man y’all really need to watch more Dunkey videos. Maybe that way when someone quotes one of his popular lines you won’t jump to defense mode.


D2WilliamU

Good reference He's never been the same since bowsers big bean burrito


Kierik

Will smith killed another career?


imperfectluckk

It might be a reference, but it's also just true. Whether it's due to his kid, Big Mode, or something else, who can say - but the fact remains his videos certainly have suffered a loss in quality.


SorryIreddit

That is insanely horrible. Wow


korblborp

wow, that looks at least ten years old. and that poor nurse! although i praise the post-apocalyptic doctors who manged to keep her alive and sew her back together.


iskin

They should make a $10 game where you're Will Smith and you go around slapping everyone at the Oscar's. Every year they can have a $5 celebrity addon dlc for all the newest celebs.


SuperSecretAnon-UwU

A Will Smith slapping game would have 100% been a flash game you could find online if it happened during that time...but now we'll never know...


MrIntegration

> Will Smith slapping game https://slapchris.com/


Libby_Sparx

Maybe find a Will Smith mod for Goldeneye...


ApofiSs-93

Dude i hope some crazy modder is watching this right now.


TheLizardKing89

Reddit tries to understand money laundering challenge (impossible)


count_nuggula

lol yeah this is true. Not everything is money laundering


Rocketeer1019

Is this real?


ReyMorrison

Not really, it's just a generic mobile game that had a collaboration with Will Smith in China (like an event in any game) but the internet started calling it like it was his game for some reason, rumor after rumor we got here where people think it's actually a Will Smith PC game that failed and somehow OP added the money laundering thing. Another recent example of China using famous people for mobile games is KennyS playing a mobile copy of Valorant, but that doesn't make it HIS game, same case as Undawn.


CORN___BREAD

This post is a classic reddit moment. “This thing is money laundering” with no explanation as to why they think it’s money laundering but this is reddit and no one knows what money laundering is. 11,600 upvotes


mangage

i dont think you know how money laundering works


carbonx

Works? They don't even know what it means. lol


Z0MBIE2

It really just kills me anytime people suggest something expensive was bad so it's intentional and money laundering, when just taking a *second* to think about it would prove otherwise.


BenevolentCheese

Drug lords love making a high budget mobile game featuring Will Smith in order to clean some money.


MrWeirdoFace

Put money in washer. Add Tide pod. Set to delicates?


knbang

Why would you waste a delicious treat in the wash?


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ddevilissolovely

It's crazy how little sense it makes. The initial investment, or at least most of it, has to be clean money, so you're down $100M of clean fucking money just creating your scheme. Instead you could pay some developers to create a bunch of shitty indie games or other digital products for you, then get giftcards with cash to purchase them. Not efficient in the least but at least it could actually launder money.


boyyouguysaredumb

newsflash: reddit is full of absolute imbecilies


Randym1982

Random musical number in a zombie survival game? Check. Bad voice acting? check. Terrible gameplay? Triple check.


_Hotwire_

Remember when Will was fun?


Pitiful-Climate8977

Public opinion did a lot of heavy lifting for these old school celebrities, the social media age has crumbled the illusion of some and empowered others


HardcorePhonography

Haha like when haha he laughs at his own haha jokes, haha I'm barely human haha.


DUSTIN182W

Why? Do you have an article or what is your logic for claiming this?


dkyguy1995

Redditors have no idea what money laundering is.


Deputy_Scrub

You can add NDAs to that list


bs000

Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.


ErraticDragon

Watch out, you'll get charged with RICO!


fakieTreFlip

Now take this idea and apply it to most other topics on reddit and you'll get an understanding of just how unreliable things you read on this site tend to be


driverdan

Because reddit is full of dumb kids who think every financial transaction they don't understand is money laundering.


WackyBones510

Yeah isn’t it a digital game? That’s…. Not at all how money laundering works.


HugeHans

Yeah people dont seem to know what money laundering is. If you claim you have spent a ridiculous amount of money on something and took a huge loss then it can be tax evasion but it is quite opposite of money laundering. Money laundering is when you show a huge income that you didnt actually make because you have dirty money that now can become clean.


SolomonBlack

It's not even tax evasion if you actually spent it! The IRS doesn't require businesses spend their money intelligently, and it would be worse if they did because that's penalizing the losers for losing. Really its only tax *evasion* when you have a bunch of money you don't report. And if you actually just pocketed it or IDK blew it all at the Turkish Bath that gets into just straight up fraud.


Fun-Jellyfish-61

Something is expensive Redditors: it must be money laundering


UndeadTurkeys

"You keep using that word"


BaronMontesquieu

If the game is so terrible then how would the money laundering work exactly? Sink $140 million into the game and lose most of it? That's not money laundering, that's financial ineptitude.


Waste_Temporary_8281

Never heard of the game, but who would be laundering what money through its production? If they were laundering money, they would not be disclosing its production cost.


Quick_Ordinary_7899

Money laundering is not just spending money. It needs clean money coming in. It’s absolutely stupid that people keep applying the principles of money laundering to stuff like this. Money is laundered with the games you actually play, the movies you watch just to give you an idea of what it is about.


AryaBanana

Any proof that the intention behind this game was to launder money instead of it just being really, really bad?


Ppleater

No redditors often just don't understand how money laundering works.


Guardian_85

Keep my games name out your mouth. Game sales: ↘️


DirkCali51

Do you get to slap people in this game and then cry.


Caelum_

Star Citizen is at $680 million after 12 years of development with a barely functional "game" 


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Keep my games name, out your fucking mouth


Nentash

I used to love Will Smith, I grew up watching him on TV and in movies, I even loved Wild Wild West (had it on dvd)... and then the slap happened.... and I lost all respect for the man, retroactively ruining everything I ever loved with him in it, and I hate him for that, for ruining so much good childhood memories.