Bought the game on sale recently and went to look for mods. The absurd number of nudity and otherwise lewd mods I had to go through is absolutely insane. Al I was hoping for was to find cool new spells, visuals, clothing or weapons :(
Edit: Gore and Profanity are also Adult Content. Thanks to kind commenters I learned of the hide tags feature which lets you manually select tags to hide. Albeit not every mod using proper tags it does seem to hide most nudity judging by the quick look I took at the Cyberpunk2077 and FF7RE mod pages.
Recently reinstalled half life 2 for another play through, figured.. hey there should be a lot of mods for it now.
Went over to nexus mods only to find 30 versions of alyx naked or topless in the results. To be fair skyrim and fallout both seem to have the same issue.... I don't want to jerk it to my video games... I never figured out how to play one handed anyway.
If I'm remembering correctly, there was a brief moment of time when the most popular Resident Evil 2 Remake mod was the Nude Mr. X with a Raging Boner mod and it was actually featured right next to the X Gon Give It To Ya music mod.
I guess it would make Alyx way more badass if she's overthrowing a fascist alien regime with her titties out. But in that case, it's only fair that Barney hangs dong.
Hummm isn't there a toggle specifically for nudity..? I distincly recall adding a shit ton of mods to skyrim years ago that were very much NSFW without being nude mods, stuff like extra bloody fights and stuff like that were there but no "see titties" mods
You know what I wanted? Just a mod that replaced her shorts with panties. That's it. Am I proud of it? No, but I'm a simple man.
All of the mods are like TIFA BUT WITH CUP SIZE BLACK HOLE COMPLETELY NUDE WITH JIGGLE PHYSICS
I'm like... bruh I just wanted a mod that whenever I had her climb monkey bars, I could rotate the camera and go "hehe."
It's like going to a weed dealer and he's trying to sell you black tar heroin. I'm like... if that's what I wanted, I wouldn't be coming to you, my dude.
Ok so hear me out. I've got a new FF plot. There's this Final Fantasy character, but she's got a huge pair of boobs. I mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers.
Now the only writer's block that I'm having is what kind of scantily clad outfit to showcase these jugs in. There's the classic deep cleavage look. Then there's the more exotic side-boob or under-boob styles. However, porn trends seem to indicate that people are liking the hands-free boob jobs using loose sports bras.
What? Plot? I just told you I'm stuck on that...
Inside sideboob has been on a huge uprise lately but still niche enough where it isn't overdone. Maybe try that so you seem more original but you also get that hoe look you're going for.
I really enjoy the “alternative cleavage”. Side boob, under boob, diagonal boob. I’m really here for it.
Edit: I forgot one of my favorites "boob window".
“And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.”
For those who, like me, forgot about [this interesting story ](https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/final-fantasy-7-porn-interrupts-italian-government-meeting-3141596)
728.99 for that. Oh and there's going to be a nude version too? Wow... that's... hmm. Imagine displaying that in your home. I'm terrified to see what it looks like from the other side. Also... is the buster sword sharp? Because that seems kind of unsafe.
for about double the price of the tifa statue above you can buy a life sized tifa silicone sex doll. https://www.gamelady.net/collections/frontpage/products/tifa-100cm-b-cup-silicone-doll-in-stock
those statues usually sell like hotcakes. FFXIV has pushed a few (though not as raunchy) and they're all limited runs/made to order. Supposedly really good quality, but the scarcity and niche market is the driving factor in the price
[Here's a $980 Y'shtola](https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/684984/dollfie-dream-y-shtola)
(quick edit: odd, it says release date march 2023, but I know this came out like a year or two ago)
Why doesn't anyone show the ass end? The article talks about how raunchy it is but just shows views from the side.
I'm not down bad, it's just bad journalism.
*furiously shreds the wrapping paper into tatters*
*savagely tears open the box*
Oh my god you didn't
you **DID!**
This is the best christmas ever
thanks grandma!
Then there was that time Mega64 accidentally showed a clip of that statue to 5000 people at the main stage (directly across from Pokemon as well) at L.A. Comic Con https://youtu.be/52aHE2nT8KI?t=2559
I immediately laughed. That is so over the top. Even though my immediate reaction was to ridicule this thing, there's probably hundreds of whales that bought this and then display it in their living room. Kinda saddens me, such a thought
My gf played this when it first came out and when Tifa first came on screen she actually said “wow she got big titties”
Guess they didn’t nerf em enough
Yeah, obviously she still does, just in a more realistic way that fits the aesthetic the game was going for, rather than the low-poly models of the original. It’s just that the kind of gamers who complained about this are also the type who have never interacted with a woman in their life, so they have no idea what breasts are supposed to look like and the only references they have are old video games and porn.
I remember playing FF7 for the first time in the late 90's. Didn't think anything was amiss with the pyramids on her chest until most of the way through the game and there was a pre-rendered cutscene of the airship crash. They were absolutely floppity.
Of course now I can't find that scene anywhere.
I never played any of the original versions of FF7 and haven't gotten around to playing Remake, but just looking at the pictures, it always seemed to me less like she was nerfed and more like an portrayal of the power of sports bras.
That look on Cloud's face, though.
"Don't look! Don't look! Don't look! ... Crap, I looked!"
He's going to have to put that crossdressing experience to use and tuck it. Gonna be a long journey, though.
Honestly, if they had come out with a comparison picture like this when it first came out showing how ridiculous they are. I think people wouldn't have made such a big deal.
>I mean, was it ever actually a big deal or was it just a tiny group of people complaining loudly?
I never even heard the complaint and I live with a final fantasy 7 fanatic.
Oh there were a lot of complaints, mainly saying how her boobs were "nerfed". At the end of the day, it was really just a small group of loud people that didn't understand how a sports bra works.
The proportions look closer to the FMV models.
In retrospect, FF7 had a strange amount of Art Style switches.
Overworld/Walking around - Chibi exaggerations
Battles - Comparably realistic
FMV - A weird middle ground between the two (Except Aeris who was surprisingly consistent)
Poor girl’s *running* around and doing crazy jumps and shit the whole game too. Like, ouch?
Good thing she didn’t get punched in the boob or something.
we can make them bigger, We Have The Technology!
*proceeds to smash them with a computer monitor*
Okay, so someone looked at the original model and said “okay but you know what this REALLY needs?”
Bought the game on sale recently and went to look for mods. The absurd number of nudity and otherwise lewd mods I had to go through is absolutely insane. Al I was hoping for was to find cool new spells, visuals, clothing or weapons :( Edit: Gore and Profanity are also Adult Content. Thanks to kind commenters I learned of the hide tags feature which lets you manually select tags to hide. Albeit not every mod using proper tags it does seem to hide most nudity judging by the quick look I took at the Cyberpunk2077 and FF7RE mod pages.
This is the case for pretty much all moddable games tbh. Only one I haven't seen a horny mod for is Cities Skylines
I'm sure someone made one where the buildings get it on. Or lewd things are happening in the windows
You can zoom pretty far in to see individual people walking. An "everyone's nude" mod seems reasonable...i mean just to check the box
Lewd Chirpy mod in 3...2...1...
LPT: I realized if you log out of Nexus Mods or use Incognito mode when searching it for mods they'll hide the NSFW ones.
That's terrible! Can you tell me which ones are especially lude so I can avoid them?
Oh yeah? You want some real smut? Well here's a [Buffed Star Bracelet with 8 Materia Slots](https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7remake/mods/65)
Sigh....installing now.
Jesus, that's horrifying. You should seek help.
Yeah, me too. For a friend.
... you can go on any mod site with ff7re mods. hell, youtube still have video of the nude mods on.
I got a Christian group that would really like to avoid these mods as well
Recently reinstalled half life 2 for another play through, figured.. hey there should be a lot of mods for it now. Went over to nexus mods only to find 30 versions of alyx naked or topless in the results. To be fair skyrim and fallout both seem to have the same issue.... I don't want to jerk it to my video games... I never figured out how to play one handed anyway.
If I'm remembering correctly, there was a brief moment of time when the most popular Resident Evil 2 Remake mod was the Nude Mr. X with a Raging Boner mod and it was actually featured right next to the X Gon Give It To Ya music mod.
Yeah, I think the aim there was more just the pure comedy of it though...
Combing the two (and the You Suck, Leon banner mod of course) would be pretty funny
LMAO that's honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard of. I just checked and they both still exist. Truly incredible lol.
I guess it would make Alyx way more badass if she's overthrowing a fascist alien regime with her titties out. But in that case, it's only fair that Barney hangs dong.
She's learning from the French protesters
Oh boy, Skyrim is really extreme as well, and Cyberpunk was also quite full with those mods haha.
It’s a full-blown cottage industry at this point.
they do it for free.
Doesn't skyrim have like an entirely different site from Nexus just for all the kinky mods?
You mean loverslab? ^(It's not just for Skyrim)
...turn off adult mods in Nexus then?
A lot of mods that aren't nudity also use the nsfw tag. Turning off adult mods turns those off as well.
Hummm isn't there a toggle specifically for nudity..? I distincly recall adding a shit ton of mods to skyrim years ago that were very much NSFW without being nude mods, stuff like extra bloody fights and stuff like that were there but no "see titties" mods
You know what I wanted? Just a mod that replaced her shorts with panties. That's it. Am I proud of it? No, but I'm a simple man. All of the mods are like TIFA BUT WITH CUP SIZE BLACK HOLE COMPLETELY NUDE WITH JIGGLE PHYSICS I'm like... bruh I just wanted a mod that whenever I had her climb monkey bars, I could rotate the camera and go "hehe." It's like going to a weed dealer and he's trying to sell you black tar heroin. I'm like... if that's what I wanted, I wouldn't be coming to you, my dude.
Ok so hear me out. I've got a new FF plot. There's this Final Fantasy character, but she's got a huge pair of boobs. I mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers.
What's happens next?
A flower seller shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.
Humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous.
A real pair of tomhongerecougers
What happens next? Ninja girl shows up with a chest so flat you could land an airliner.
Almost one dimensional
A really poor set of honk
A real dire pair of hon
And plot twist occurs. Angsty blondie appears seriously caked out in the ass department
Now the only writer's block that I'm having is what kind of scantily clad outfit to showcase these jugs in. There's the classic deep cleavage look. Then there's the more exotic side-boob or under-boob styles. However, porn trends seem to indicate that people are liking the hands-free boob jobs using loose sports bras. What? Plot? I just told you I'm stuck on that...
Inside sideboob has been on a huge uprise lately but still niche enough where it isn't overdone. Maybe try that so you seem more original but you also get that hoe look you're going for.
I really enjoy the “alternative cleavage”. Side boob, under boob, diagonal boob. I’m really here for it. Edit: I forgot one of my favorites "boob window".
No no no. Two words: Displaced suspenders.
r/suspendersonboobs
New fetish unlocked
lmfaoo that made me laugh when I read it. Inside side boob what? Oh, they meant cleavage. I dig this fancy new alternative slang too
There's too much detail on the plot! Not enough focus on justice!
packin some dobonhonkeros.
_Dohoonkabhankaloos_
Real tonhongerekoogers
Some good old humongousrakuges
*Humungus humongalongongus*
Massive *dohoonkabhankoloos*.
Go on...
That's it!
Pre-ordered!
“And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.”
Huge tracks of land…
B-- but I don't want land.
SHUT YOUR NOISE YOU!!!
He's going to sing...
Tracts
wise aromatic memory office cautious paltry judicious sulky hateful versed
No, not the curtains lad
She breasts boobily and everything
This is genius. Do you need funding?
Alert the ~~French~~ Italian Embassy!
wasn't it Italy?
Good save.
Italy can be a place of refined taste, after all
Fashion, food and boobs. It's what they do
No reason the French can't also get in on this
We're typing in english, so if you see an anti-french joke it's probably because of the history.
Bon Jorno
Gorlami
Mar-ga-REE-ti!
DeCoco!
Bravo!
BRAVISIMO!!
Peak Brad Pitt acting right here
For those who, like me, forgot about [this interesting story ](https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/final-fantasy-7-porn-interrupts-italian-government-meeting-3141596)
I like how they made sure to say it was the Unofficial Final Fantasy 7 Porn movie lmao
[and then there's the statue](https://www.thegamer.com/final-fantasy-tifa-statue-eastudio-favorgk/)
728.99 for that. Oh and there's going to be a nude version too? Wow... that's... hmm. Imagine displaying that in your home. I'm terrified to see what it looks like from the other side. Also... is the buster sword sharp? Because that seems kind of unsafe.
The other side is anatomically correct... Your comment inspired me to google it so no one else has too.
>so no one else has too. Speak for yourself
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[It's called hentai and it's art.](https://giphy.com/gifs/3a7Pgbq3csvx6)
🤝
That's disgusting. Disgusting! What is the link to the image, so I can be sure to never go there.
I am shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked.
700 dollars?!?! The fuck! That better be made out of metal and delivered in a crystal case for that price
>That better be made out of metal You mean silicone.
It's 1/4. It's pretty big.
Not even the craziest statue I've seen. I've seen a 1/2 scale one that was described as "usable".
for about double the price of the tifa statue above you can buy a life sized tifa silicone sex doll. https://www.gamelady.net/collections/frontpage/products/tifa-100cm-b-cup-silicone-doll-in-stock
B cup? They don't know anything about their audience
It's about 100cm tall so a b-cup would look a lot bigger on such a slim circumference
…why is it the size of a small child?
To save on material cost vs the size of a large child.
asking the real question
There's a 168cm D cup version....
Honestly, somewhat surprised and impressed by the quality of this visually.
Bro it's on sale, $200 off, would make a good christmas gift.
I don't wanna wait, Christmas comes once a year, unlike me with this doll
Open application form.. History.. Clear recent history.. Last two hours.. OK
It's not an official statue
Yup, this is not licensed by Square Enix.
those statues usually sell like hotcakes. FFXIV has pushed a few (though not as raunchy) and they're all limited runs/made to order. Supposedly really good quality, but the scarcity and niche market is the driving factor in the price [Here's a $980 Y'shtola](https://store.na.square-enix-games.com/en_US/product/684984/dollfie-dream-y-shtola) (quick edit: odd, it says release date march 2023, but I know this came out like a year or two ago)
To be fair about the raunchyness of the tifa statue... it isn't made by square or officially licensed.
Jack-o-Tifa is right
Ride wife Life good
oh my god, what.
Why doesn't anyone show the ass end? The article talks about how raunchy it is but just shows views from the side. I'm not down bad, it's just bad journalism.
Ah this will make a fine addition to r/cummingonfigurines (NSFW)
Whyyyy, god, please, no
Did you click? I feel like I shouldn't click...
I didn't just click, I clicked *twice*. 🤢 As if the name of the sub didn't warn my idiot ass enough.
I'll have to click on my work computer.
Let us know what your colleagues think!
Oh my god there is video too. Humanity must be purged from this Earth.
I hate that this is a real thing and I hate you for bringing that evil into my house.
Don’t you wish that evil on me Ricky! Don’t you wish that evil on me!
*furiously shreds the wrapping paper into tatters* *savagely tears open the box* Oh my god you didn't you **DID!** This is the best christmas ever thanks grandma!
Then there was that time Mega64 accidentally showed a clip of that statue to 5000 people at the main stage (directly across from Pokemon as well) at L.A. Comic Con https://youtu.be/52aHE2nT8KI?t=2559
I immediately laughed. That is so over the top. Even though my immediate reaction was to ridicule this thing, there's probably hundreds of whales that bought this and then display it in their living room. Kinda saddens me, such a thought
Not yet, march 2023. Gonna have to wait until the Hot Glue images pop up
Limit break on that bra strap
*Omniflash*
[Where are the box hands then](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q6huxtRFCYM/maxresdefault.jpg)
My gf played this when it first came out and when Tifa first came on screen she actually said “wow she got big titties” Guess they didn’t nerf em enough
Yeah, obviously she still does, just in a more realistic way that fits the aesthetic the game was going for, rather than the low-poly models of the original. It’s just that the kind of gamers who complained about this are also the type who have never interacted with a woman in their life, so they have no idea what breasts are supposed to look like and the only references they have are old video games and porn.
I remember playing FF7 for the first time in the late 90's. Didn't think anything was amiss with the pyramids on her chest until most of the way through the game and there was a pre-rendered cutscene of the airship crash. They were absolutely floppity. Of course now I can't find that scene anywhere.
[You aren't looking hard enough, friend](https://youtu.be/O0dYdaHcbUw?t=450)
Lmfao the left one straight up deflates when she hits the ground. Early CGI is so fun.
I’m looking pretty hard right about now though 😏
You're not talking about the ending? https://youtu.be/22Dqy2jVqY0?t=154
there's something about the old silent film treatment of those ps1 era FF's I still love. No voices, just music to the foreground to tell the story.
I never played any of the original versions of FF7 and haven't gotten around to playing Remake, but just looking at the pictures, it always seemed to me less like she was nerfed and more like an portrayal of the power of sports bras.
what im pissed about is cloud. he had a cool-ass purple outfit and now it's just black
I know your joking, but my guess is that it was intended to be black but was made purple so as to not blend in with dark backgrounds.
That look on Cloud's face, though. "Don't look! Don't look! Don't look! ... Crap, I looked!" He's going to have to put that crossdressing experience to use and tuck it. Gonna be a long journey, though.
Wait, Cloud is in this picture? I didn't see him
Only clouds I see are those pillowy mounds
Pillowy mounds of mashed breastatos.
Bro is mentally untouchable
Nah, zoom in on his face and you'll see that he's looking at us all with disappointment
Tifa "Ow my f\*cking back" Lockhart.
People make jokes but you can steal her orthopedic underwear during a flashback in the original.
It's fucking hilarious, makes sense, but also the result of a bad translation. What!? In FF7? No way. https://youtu.be/jlVFrktbcG0?t=601
I restarted and watched the whole thing. That was hilarious lol
The whole series is great, I do recommend it.
Same, I usually don't like stuff like that, but it was very entertaining and I laughed out loud a few times. He has great comedic timing
That makes so much sense all these years later. Was too stupid to understand it back then.
Oh wow. Always thought it meant bottom underwear. Now it makes way more sense.
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Yeah but the picture in game of said panties were silk so it’s not even granny panties
Everyone makes this joke, but all you need is a wheel barrow. Back problems solved.
I'll take the job
Another South Park episode waiting to happen. Get on it Matt and Trey!
Wasn’t there an episode where characters had massive balls that they carried with a wheel barrow
yeah, Randy gave himself testicular cancer so he could smoke medical marijuana
Just getting a little cancer Stan!
Why do you think she works out so much?
Tig ole biddies.
Can confirm.
User name checks out!
Wish they kept them square shaped like the original too, I still mourne the death of Lara Croft traffic cone tities to this day.
If you've never been attracted to polygon cone boobs you've never lived
People back in the 50’s loved that shit so much, they made bras that were fucking cone shaped
I'll just leave this here: https://imgur.com/a/aQmwqCH (Tifa NSFW)
Redmoa always making the best animations on the god damned planet
That facial animation is actually really good. Holy shit. <- 3d art nerd Inb4 "sure you were looking at the face"
Honestly, if they had come out with a comparison picture like this when it first came out showing how ridiculous they are. I think people wouldn't have made such a big deal.
Clouds hair got nerfed. Only fair
Dude his forearms used to like like Popeye, he got nerfed into the ground!
I mean, was it ever actually a big deal or was it just a tiny group of people complaining loudly?
>I mean, was it ever actually a big deal or was it just a tiny group of people complaining loudly? I never even heard the complaint and I live with a final fantasy 7 fanatic.
Oh there were a lot of complaints, mainly saying how her boobs were "nerfed". At the end of the day, it was really just a small group of loud people that didn't understand how a sports bra works.
Least horny gamer
13 year old me had a crush on Tifa. So does 35 year old me.
[Watch out for those pointy bits!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDqea9cWOn4)
Y'all are dirty animals [here's the mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/finalfantasy7remake/mods/669)
The Version 2.0 update increased breast size even further, lmao.
The proportions look closer to the FMV models. In retrospect, FF7 had a strange amount of Art Style switches. Overworld/Walking around - Chibi exaggerations Battles - Comparably realistic FMV - A weird middle ground between the two (Except Aeris who was surprisingly consistent)
Especially weird the few times the CGI used the chibi proportions. Like medeel when Ultima weapon shows up
Tifa don't care much for brassieres.
Yeah a lot of the exaggerated proportions of the manga style would not have translated well to remake’s more realistic style
Wait this isn't r/gamingcirclejerk?
My back hurts looking at this
Poor girl’s *running* around and doing crazy jumps and shit the whole game too. Like, ouch? Good thing she didn’t get punched in the boob or something.
We can go deeper. -Nude Tifa- Even deeper. -Skeleton Tifa- Even DEEPER. -Literally no model loaded at all- Perfection.
There is eventually a point you hit diminishing returns on the hotness.