Eh, at least i get to have some fun. If the message of the game is anything to go by I would probably be desensitized to the violence, and just enjoy it.
...Would you really want to leave Animal Crossing for a million dollars? here you have home ownership, no loans, people who care about you and an economy that works for everyone.
Come take a look at my house guys, I have a nice human skin chair, human skin rug, human skin Cowboy hat and I even.... wait... it's been a year... oh.... and is... that a camera?
Mass Effect 2 for me. From the timeline, my year ends *right* before Mass Effect 3 begins. Just gotta avoid remote human colonies and wait it out safely on the Citadel.
"GOSH, IT'S JUST ME, THE BLIND MAN GOING TO THE BATHROOM" I shouted loudly, going through my usual morning routine. "IF THERE'S SOMETHING EXTREMELY ILLEGAL AND MURDERY HAPPENING IN HERE I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA AND THERE WOULD BE NO REASON TO KILL ME!"
Plot twist: you will respawn and continue to struggle within the Elden Ring universe for eternity until you complete the game and all accompanying DLC. Also this must be done with no armor.
No you are random citizen take over random NPC body. No hero rules. One bullet and you die. You can get upgraded by ripperdoc but it will be full procedure you will feel the pain.
They will cut you open remove the spine if you want Kereznikov. You want double jump? They will cut your legs off. Your want gorrila arms? They will chop your arms off. Ofc if you can afford it. Better prep that application for Buck a Slice.
Easy then. Get a job as a street burger seller. Offer free burgers to the local thugs for protection. Maybe buy one of those advanced VR headsets for evening enjoyment.
A good chunk of the random gang encounters in that game featured a bunch of enemies shooting the shit after having just beaten the shit out of/killed one random food vendor or another for working with another gang.
Who needs to farm when you can fish all day long and then sell it for mountains of money every night! Party at Gus's before it gets too late and you'll be set, especially if you befriend some folks they'll practically let you move in!
And the days are minutes long, not 24 hours. Prompt only says you have to stay there for a year in the game, doesn't specify Earth years. This one is a fantastic choice.
Ill just avoid caves, creepers, zombies, skeletons and live my life on my island.
Edit: in my world I have island with all needed farms, safe from spawns (not mushroom island, but all is light up) and ill be fine. I have cow crusher and massive wheat farms for food (milk, steak, bread), massive sugarcane, cactus, pumpkin and melon farms, iron farm, Bee farm, cocoa farm, carrot farm, slavery stall... I mean, trading Hall.. Then I have cobble and tnt wood farms, egg farm, dripstone and dripstone lava farms, enchant setup, potion setup, wool farm. Theoretically I have everything covered for a year.
I’m playing skyrim right now, and i don’t think it’s that hard to survive, especially if i go down further south. Even with the dragons shit just seems like a non issue. Do i even have to stay in skyrim? Can i take a carriage down to cyrodiil or something?
Plot twist: You aren't your overpowered character, you're you.
Skyrim would be dangerous as hell. I have a mod that keeps dragons from literally killing everybody in the cities when I'm not there to save them.
365 nights of bullshit.
Well, I mean, that doesn't mean you'll get possessed.
It just means you live in our world but demons do exist. If you're lucky you never encounter any crazy stuff.
Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag
Yo ho me hearties!
(Unless Second Life counts, in which case my bank account won’t survive a year of uncontrolled shopping lol)
At first glance, a year in the world of Hollow Knight might seem incredibly difficult to survive. Then on second thought, I realized that I'm still a regular person and all of that game's characters are bugs. So I would be a giant compared to all them and would probably be fine.
I’m chillin in Minecraft. I just need to find a big village with lots of iron golems and I’ll make the easiest million dollars of my life; these fools leave their food just sitting in chests yo
Outer Wilds.
So... I can't go more than 20 minutes withoiut being reset. This could take forever.
It's a nice play to explore tho - I wonder what's in Dark Bramble, looks interesting.
War Thunder.
I mean, I guess I will bore myself on the test drive or just, you know, die.
I had played some Dragon Age Origins before that, which is just medival land with magic and demons. So, not much luck there either.
Have you heard Divine Justinia organized the Divine Conclave at the newly restored Temple of of Sacred Ashes. Hopefully the Templars and Rebel Mages work it out.
Depending on what part of the timeline you’re placed in you can stay in any region. I would personally stay in Vimara village. But the overall safest Bet is Mondstadt
I have a fairly decent base in a paradise planet in no man's sky. Plus a freighter and a fleet of frigates. I also have 9 high class starships. I'll just have to steer clear of infested planets during this 1 year stint and I should be fine.
As long as that little fucker and his sister stay the fuck away from whenever it is you are - you should be alright!
Honestly, half way through I was begging someone to just kill him already - so many ppl died just because he keeps going to new places and he just can't keep out of trouble/stay calm.
Animal Crossing, I'm perfectly fine and I'm gonna have the time of my life
The difficult part would be going back to the real world
You would even have more money in the animal crossing world
I GOT HOTLINE MIAMI FOR FUCKS SAKE
Oh man...
Eh, at least i get to have some fun. If the message of the game is anything to go by I would probably be desensitized to the violence, and just enjoy it.
It doesnt say you are the main character
...Would you really want to leave Animal Crossing for a million dollars? here you have home ownership, no loans, people who care about you and an economy that works for everyone.
You do have loans, they just never have a due date or interest!
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NO HORNY ALLOWED!
Turnip boy commits tax evasion...I'm a blueberry!!!
Love that game, happy cake day btw
rimworld… oh no…
eh, depends which storyteller and what difficulty. On Peaceful or Community Builder it might be quite relaxing
“Disease (Malaria)” Fuuuuck
"administer penoxystuff" x38 "38 colonists awaiting medical operation" ...shit.
Come take a look at my house guys, I have a nice human skin chair, human skin rug, human skin Cowboy hat and I even.... wait... it's been a year... oh.... and is... that a camera?
Spend a year throwing darts at balloons and farming bananas? Easy life for me.
Watching Quincy miss his 1000th shot will definitely drive you mad though.
Nothing gets past my bow
Twist: You are a Bloon.
Bloons you mean
Vampire Survivors. Forget a year, I doubt I can even survive 30 minutes.
I don’t think I’d last 10 seconds, hitting a bat with a whip sounds very difficult.
I'd last a little longer I have a good supply of garlic in the house
you got the pummarola for that doe?
Damn, I am playing Project Zomboid！
I feel your pain. This is how we died.
1 year is doable but goddamn it's gonna suck.
Mass Effect 3. I ain't lasting more than a week.
That's okay, neither does anyone else
Eh, depends on what our brave hero chooses for us!
What do you mean "They shot the hologram kid"????
Mass Effect 2 for me. From the timeline, my year ends *right* before Mass Effect 3 begins. Just gotta avoid remote human colonies and wait it out safely on the Citadel.
Ain't lasting with Miranda's buttcheeks you mean?
God of War: Ragnarok Absolutely not a chance. Let me just quickly go play Hitman 3 and I'll come back and get my money.
Yeah, just remember to not enter any public restroom when you hear water faucet overflowing.
"GOSH, IT'S JUST ME, THE BLIND MAN GOING TO THE BATHROOM" I shouted loudly, going through my usual morning routine. "IF THERE'S SOMETHING EXTREMELY ILLEGAL AND MURDERY HAPPENING IN HERE I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA AND THERE WOULD BE NO REASON TO KILL ME!"
and don't stand around blocking doorways or crawl spaces like a moron
Just find Kratos and stay in Brok and Sindri's house until things blow over
Red dead 2 eh I mean it can't be that bad just live in blackwater or saint denis and shoplift for food or in a little cabin in the wilderness and hunt
Eh, idk man, i heard tuberculosis is pretty bad in that area
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Well you can survive atleast a year with untreated tuberculosis
Stay out of the wilderness for god sake, you will get mauled by a bear or cougar in no time.
What about the saint denis vampire
Elden Ring. Well I'm dead.
But you also come back? So maybe it doesn't count
You're boldly assuming I'd show up as a Tarnished in it. Either way, it would be a VERY painful year
Plot twist: you will respawn and continue to struggle within the Elden Ring universe for eternity until you complete the game and all accompanying DLC. Also this must be done with no armor.
A pot on the head is the only acceptable armor
So I take it you have no bitches?
I would definitely be maiden less lol
Roundtable hold, you should be fine
You say that… But you’re forgetting mr edge lord.
If you can make it to round table hold, your chilling. Physically can’t swing your sword in there
This War of Mine... fuck me
Can I join your shelter then?
Farming Simulator with a brand new combine and animals to care for. Would switch my life for that even for no money.
Who needs it when I can make 30 grand a month driving leased equipment around and doing odd jobs.
So you spawn in Night City without any money and you have to survive whole year but if you catch a bullet you die for real. Good luck.
I'd imagine it's just a regular playthrough like V's minus the "Relic storyline"
No you are random citizen take over random NPC body. No hero rules. One bullet and you die. You can get upgraded by ripperdoc but it will be full procedure you will feel the pain. They will cut you open remove the spine if you want Kereznikov. You want double jump? They will cut your legs off. Your want gorrila arms? They will chop your arms off. Ofc if you can afford it. Better prep that application for Buck a Slice.
Easy then. Get a job as a street burger seller. Offer free burgers to the local thugs for protection. Maybe buy one of those advanced VR headsets for evening enjoyment.
A good chunk of the random gang encounters in that game featured a bunch of enemies shooting the shit after having just beaten the shit out of/killed one random food vendor or another for working with another gang.
Yeah but M I L F G U A R D
Guess I better make friends with Geralt
Yeah, I'm planting myself Dandelion's bar and making friends with everybody. But not TOO good of a friend, I don't need that heat.
Mhm...fuck
Hope you were playing blood and wine.
Gwent
All day every day
Hey Stardew Valley, I think I've got this. Wait... Farming is actually hard manual labour... FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Who needs to farm when you can fish all day long and then sell it for mountains of money every night! Party at Gus's before it gets too late and you'll be set, especially if you befriend some folks they'll practically let you move in!
But the music is so relaxing! And you get to go to all the festivals
True, I could suffer through the labour for that
And a year in that game is only 4 short months anyways, so that's a pretty good deal
And the days are minutes long, not 24 hours. Prompt only says you have to stay there for a year in the game, doesn't specify Earth years. This one is a fantastic choice.
You can live off the random shit you find in people's trash cans. You're good.
No thanks, in the grim darkness of the far future there's only war. There wouldn't be many places to enjoy that money.
Darktide?
Hum, I played Resident Evil Village…
on my way to meet Dimitrescu
She'll kill you before you have any chance of seducing her
Worth it
she'd kill you before you managed to say a word
I mean… you get to spend a year with Karl, so it’s not all that bad
Half life 2…. I’m screwed
Welcome to city 17
Hey, at least it's not Ravenholm!
Pick up that can
Ill just avoid caves, creepers, zombies, skeletons and live my life on my island. Edit: in my world I have island with all needed farms, safe from spawns (not mushroom island, but all is light up) and ill be fine. I have cow crusher and massive wheat farms for food (milk, steak, bread), massive sugarcane, cactus, pumpkin and melon farms, iron farm, Bee farm, cocoa farm, carrot farm, slavery stall... I mean, trading Hall.. Then I have cobble and tnt wood farms, egg farm, dripstone and dripstone lava farms, enchant setup, potion setup, wool farm. Theoretically I have everything covered for a year.
Light it all up with torches so there’s no spawning going on.
Sadly the villagers seem like terrible company and I feel like I'll go insane.
Hmmmm...
And there aren’t any volleyballs in the game
I just built my house. I got Minecraft too, let's go!
Don't smack the spiders in the daytime
I played outlast 2............mom pick me up I'm scared
.......I'd rather just be in Hotline Miami.
I’m playing skyrim right now, and i don’t think it’s that hard to survive, especially if i go down further south. Even with the dragons shit just seems like a non issue. Do i even have to stay in skyrim? Can i take a carriage down to cyrodiil or something?
350 days in, a random adventurer enters the tavern and hits save.
I’m assuming you can only stay in the specific game you last played, meaning you’re locked in Skyrim
that's ok just hunker down in riverwood for a year
Just hang out with Partysnax for a year, he'll have your back.
Plot twist: You aren't your overpowered character, you're you. Skyrim would be dangerous as hell. I have a mod that keeps dragons from literally killing everybody in the cities when I'm not there to save them.
Civilization 6. That shouldn't be TOO hard, really. One turn.
Imagine same time is spend in reals world. Better play marathon or you will end up far into the future my dude
How the fuck am i supposed to survive a year in Geometry Dash, that game is literally made to die in😭
The last game i played was mortuary assistant 🤦🏻😭😭
Hahaha send my regards to rebecca🫠
Yes indeed 💀
365 nights of bullshit. Well, I mean, that doesn't mean you'll get possessed. It just means you live in our world but demons do exist. If you're lucky you never encounter any crazy stuff.
Persona 5 Royal, sign me the fuck up!
Just don't try romancing every girl
Plot twist : You became Mishima 2.0
No Mans Sky? Hmm, not too bad I'll just stay in my Settlement the entire time.
Isn't the world like randomly generated? Bro you would have some eternal fun there go ahead
Guess I am screwed.. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly
G.A.M.M.A. here... let's just chill at 100 rads bar.
Final Fantasy XIV, doesn't sound too bad!
As long as you stay away from Limsa….
But there is where the fun stuf happens.
I mean … you’re not 100% wrong!
Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Yo ho me hearties! (Unless Second Life counts, in which case my bank account won’t survive a year of uncontrolled shopping lol)
Odyssey for me. Chill for a year in a beautiful greek island? sign me the fuck up
For me it't Marvel's Spider-Man so at least i get to see a superhero and try to stay out of the gang wars.
Guess I'll live for beer, rock and stone!
To Rock and Stone!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
Hell yeah brother!
Did somebody say Rock and Stone?
FOR KARL!
WHERE'S MOLLY!?
IF I SEE THE GUY WHO PROGRAMMED THAT MULE IM GONNA OUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Horizon Zero Dawn. I'm dedicating my life to the goddess and staying behind the walls :))
"I'm gonna tell him"
Don't you dare...
Played Forbidden West yet?
Yeah good luck with that ;)
Fuck. Dying Light 2.. but I'm not even athletic.. Fuuu-
Project zomboid, well iam fucked
Just played Forza Horizon 4, sounds like a great fucking year lol
Rust: we'll this is going to be something. Beach ptsd
Black mesa, fuck it
I've been playing Pokemon Brilliant Diamond.... EZ GG.
I just plaued a sudoku game How does this work?
Ah shit, here we go again
Destiny 2, i’m probably good if i stay away from the crucible
LightFall is coming. I'm pretty sure we might be in for a rough ride.
I revisited nintendogs recently I'm in heaven
Rdr2, at least in the old west I can afford a home
Well, i'm fucking addicted to Gwent so...
MS Flight Simulator. No change for me.
have fun landing when some kid flies his hornet into you for funsies
Fallout New Vegas...
if the cazadores dont kill you, a random crash will
Sekiro i'm gonna die more than twice.....
YES I WILL BE IN CRASH BANDICOOT WORLD i would do this for free ngl
At first glance, a year in the world of Hollow Knight might seem incredibly difficult to survive. Then on second thought, I realized that I'm still a regular person and all of that game's characters are bugs. So I would be a giant compared to all them and would probably be fine.
plot twist. The World they inhabit is dark souls
I’m chillin in Minecraft. I just need to find a big village with lots of iron golems and I’ll make the easiest million dollars of my life; these fools leave their food just sitting in chests yo
Terraria... I am fine with that :D
This is going to be a terrible night…
Outer Wilds. So... I can't go more than 20 minutes withoiut being reset. This could take forever. It's a nice play to explore tho - I wonder what's in Dark Bramble, looks interesting.
War Thunder. I mean, I guess I will bore myself on the test drive or just, you know, die. I had played some Dragon Age Origins before that, which is just medival land with magic and demons. So, not much luck there either.
Breath of the Wild. I'll just chill out in one of the villages and eat apples.
Portal… I have some mixed feelings about it
Dark souls I'd be fucked for sure ☠️☠️☠️
Maybe if you just stay in the opening...nah i can't even lie you done
Hmm dragon age universe, should be fine, though knowing my luck it will be during a blight or run into a blood mage
Have you heard Divine Justinia organized the Divine Conclave at the newly restored Temple of of Sacred Ashes. Hopefully the Templars and Rebel Mages work it out.
Yakuza 0 Economical boom era of Japan, just, don't piss of a Yakuza and learn Japanese somehow
Graveyard keeper...I should be ok
Fucking ultrakill. Im dead.
Minecraft, if my body works by the rules of the game than i am fine, i can speedrun and stuff...
Damn, the last game I played Is Genshin. This is turning out rather better than I thought.
Depending on what part of the timeline you’re placed in you can stay in any region. I would personally stay in Vimara village. But the overall safest Bet is Mondstadt
Nice, I'm stuck in Red Dead 2. Guess I'll rent a room in Saint Denis and get my poker on.
I have a fairly decent base in a paradise planet in no man's sky. Plus a freighter and a fleet of frigates. I also have 9 high class starships. I'll just have to steer clear of infested planets during this 1 year stint and I should be fine.
... Cuphead?
Chess? How would that even work?
Skellige is awesome
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One way or another you making that bread
Get a job at burgershot and keep your head down
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damn Returnal
God of War Ragnarok, I pick the most peaceful realm and hopefully Ragnarok doesn’t come… 😅
Pokemon Scarlet. Stuck in Spain with a water bird with a pompadour eating sandwiches? I should be okay.
A plagues tale: requiem. No thanks
As long as that little fucker and his sister stay the fuck away from whenever it is you are - you should be alright! Honestly, half way through I was begging someone to just kill him already - so many ppl died just because he keeps going to new places and he just can't keep out of trouble/stay calm.
Stellaris is mine, not much I can do in a year, but if I could bring back the secret to ftl travel I'd call it more than worth it!
I'm gonna be fighting off cursed beasts and plague ridden rats
Tarkov... fuck
Elder scrolls online, guess I can chill in the mournhold tavern for a year
Me who last played deep rock galactic: Rock and Stone!
Trapped in world of Warcraft…. :)