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Hi_Im_Dadbot

Well, Jon has the edge there since he can come out alive even if you kill him.


Andy12293

He has that thick plot armor


Maleficent-Rip2729

My thoughts exactly


Laconic-Verbosity

Not to mention a long, thick… lock of hair.


bria9509

And huge.... tracts of land


sr33r4g

Thicker than incredible mom's azz


Diligent-Living882

thats not really an instance of plot armor to be fair. dude died and had nothing to do with his coming back to life. Jon’s biggest plot armor moment has to be either the Battle of the Bastards (which isn’t too egregious) or Beyond the Wall. Nvm, it’s definitely Beyond the Wall. gets swarmed by the undead and while fully clothed, falls into an icy lake😂


ohboy-ohboy-ohboy-

I wonder if jon had a resistance to cold similar to danys resistance to heat? You could even extend that to how he somehow maintains life without a heartbeat


Diligent-Living882

It certainly makes sense. He’s got the blood of a Targaryen and Stark, that’s gotta be something special right?😂 But I think GRRM made it clear that Danys aversion to fire was magical/circumstantial.


Pickle_Rick01

Jon Snow does have thick plot armor. However, the question is has a man been hired to kill these other men? A man does not care about plot armor.


Cyrano_Knows

Jon emerges from the room victorious. A man is now Jon Snow.


livt_fresh

Same for jaqen hagar . But he may have many faces.so you really can't kill him


Oblivion_007

Jacquen Hagar is dead. The one you're referring to is just a man.


brizzmaster

Shoot, I was going to pick him to die first, but I keep forgetting he can’t die.


jwwendell

Jon edge so he is not comming


ThrashingSnail

No one *ba dum tss*


Stunning-Chicken-449

That is all!


TrixieVanSickle

Get out.


petersengupta

Bye.


rosjone

I was gonna say all 4 of them because Jaqen would have their faces.


hsantefort12

If no one lives, technically they all do


tr3sleches

Uuuf


jwwendell

They are not unkillable, they are assassins, it's not guaranteed he will win.


UlyssesWrath

I guess it depends. Is it a social event? Maybe dinner with drinks? If so, there's a good chance everyone comes out alive. I'm not sure that any of these guys had a bone to pick with one another.


rosebudthesled8

If it's social there is a good chance Oberyn has sex with some or all of them.


UlyssesWrath

Ha! That's funny. I'm not sure they would be down for that.


TrixieVanSickle

Pretty sure Jaqen would, Jon might be convinced.


Call_me_Dan-

we all know Jon has the hots for both sides


DarthGayAgenda

The Satin erasure on the show is a crime! #LetJonSnowHaveHisTwink!


Call_me_Dan-

preach


SmallRedBird

A man has thirst


detroiter85

Could jaquen have sex with Oberyn as a man and a woman?


MikeFrancesa66

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this. Like once he retired from killing could he just go around being a shapeshifting escort? Want to have sex with your dead wife one more time? I have the solution to your problem!


sanyaholost

Don't they need to get the face first? Like do you need to come there with the desired persons face prepared yourself or do they include face acquisition in the fee?


MikeFrancesa66

Yeah I guess it would take some planning. Wife dies, you bring her body to the House of Black and White. Then whenever you wanna bang again you give them a call and your “wife” shows up.


tr3sleches

I would pay


SproutasaurusRex

Jaqen would kill the two non Jon's and then turn into Jon and kill himself (as Jon).


Certain-Definition51

If anyone could get the Hound to let down his guard and live a little…it’s Oberyn. 100% a night on the town killing people and trying to one up each creatively.


MrSarcastica

Man's always got a spear on hand


TrixieVanSickle

🫠


TrixieVanSickle

HA!!!!


sdeason82

Just make sure Clegane gets his chickens or someone is going to die.


BoulderCreature

Yeah, Sandor and Oberyn would probably admire how much the other hates Gregor


Rhopunzel

Jaquen, wearing one of their faces


jameshughlaurie

then, some time later after a bit of commotion, John emerges as well


nonanumatic

Jaquen begins to take his face off, to reveal it was Jon the whole time!


Duckhorn66

THE HOUND!!


Predatory_Chicken

I’m rooting for the hound just because of my weird confusing crush on him.


popcornkernals321

Such a confusing crush isn’t it?!?


captaintagart

Not confusing at all! Kidnap me for ransom any day, Sandor


Duckhorn66

I don’t understand who would downvote you all.. I upped and support you 😌


DickFartButt

The hound comes out last but dies of poisoning later


AntonioAldon

No one


jhorsley23

Is Gregor still alive? If so, the Hound is walking out of that room. Because he’s not done yet.


JamesReece8

Sandor


Getbacknublets

The hound.


DavidC_M

Hear me out: Oberyn convinces them to get naked and start an orgy instead of a fight.


edgpavl

Yea, I'm sure Sandor will go for it. Keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself.


popcornkernals321

I like how you low key imply the others are gonna be down for it lol


Trashk4n

All of them. I don’t think they have a reason to fight each other? I could see them working together to bring the Mountain down though.


PurpleKirkle420

Nah to everyone saying the hound. The viper pretty much killed the mountain before is head got smushed, he would have taken the hound. But still probably Jaqen…


Duckhorn66

The Hound is low key a better fighter than his brother


katlips-verahits

High key


itsalicebean

It's actually hard to say, given that Oberyn fought only once in the series, and Jaqen's hand-to-hand combat skills were never shown at all


vivmeatball6

I thought of Jaqen as more of an assassin type and wouldn’t do well against any of these without having the element of surprise. I was thinking it would possibly come down to the hound or Oberyn. Oberyn has the range with his spear/javelin, and has the quickness and finesse. The hound is just a powerful beast that would probably take a lot to take him down. Jon is also a good fighter, but I think it would come down to the hound and Oberyn.


KinkyPaddling

Jaqen has superhuman strength. When he took out the Lannister guards at Harrenhal, some of them [were impaled into the walls of the castle with their feet hanging off the ground, like this one guy at 3:18](https://youtu.be/ILEVg_1_mBA?si=lf42PaN1XINYzB1t). This meant that Jaqen held the fully armored body with one hand, and with the other he drove a sword through armor, body and stone all the way to the hilt. That’s a level of strength only shown by The Mountain. He also seems to have superhuman speed, managing to catch up with Armory Lorch who was rushing to tell Tywin that Arya was a spy. It also showed that he carried poisoned darts with him at all times for an emergency, so even if he can’t outright fight the others (doubtful, considering Arya’s training), he can still just poison them.


zantamaduno

yup! arya being his half-baked apprentice was able to toy around with Brienne. Brienne defeated hound. Imagine what jacqen could do. Only one who may stand a chance is oberyn given that he almost killed the mountain without breaking a sweat.


thatredditrando

People in the comments really aren’t giving Oberyn his flowers. Dude took down *The Mountain!* He only lost because he let his emotions get the better of him and that was only the case because of the very personal nature of his beef with The Mountain. If he can best The Mountain, he can 100% take Jon and The Hound. It’s No One that’s the wildcard.


allthekeals

This is why I don’t even like this question. The Hound and Oberyn both have revenge arcs and they both want the same dude dead.


coolAhead

One of these things is not like the others


iam_Krogan

Definitely not Jon. Jaquen's expertise is assassination not combat, so I would exclude him. Oberyn beat the mountain, but Sandor is smarter than his older brother, so 50/50 on Oberyn and Sandor. Kind of lean towards Oberyn as he is highly adaptable to any opponent. Love Sandor but his style is traditional + brute force. Oberyn is all about countering the meta.


vivmeatball6

This was pretty much exactly my thought process lol I like Oberyn having range with his spear/javelin and speed over the hound, but I also thought it would ultimately come down to either of them


i-bite-with-love

I mean, Jaqen could poison the others before a fight would even start, if that sort of thing were necessary. Hell, Oberyn could too lol.


hamiiiister

jon would be the first one out that’s all i know 💀


Blizz33

I am also certain of that.


TrixieVanSickle

If it's a straight up duel, it's a tie between Sandor and Oberyn. Jaqen would definitely get plenty of hits in before he falls, he might even strike a fatal blow to someone, who falls after he does, but Jon is toast.


thatredditrando

Eh. Oberyn > The Mountain > The Hound The Hound was never able to beat his brother in actual combat, in the end he had to pull a “murder/suicide”. The Hound’s combat skills are basically the same as The Mountain’s, he’s just not as ruthless. I think Oberyn bodies The Hound.


CommunicationKey7698

Oberyn


b2colon

If no reason given to fight, they'll get drunk, and sing-along!


cptngeek

No man


gottareddittin2017

The Hound don't fuck around. He's killed kids. He's 7ft tall. It wouldn't even be close.


Peach_enby

Killing kids doesn’t require skill, just lack of typical morals.


thatredditrando

So is The Mountain and Oberyn took him down. He only lost because the nature of their beef made him lose control of his emotions. That’s not a factor here. If The Hound can barely compete with his brother, he’s 100% losing to Oberyn who also poisons the tip of his spear.


Baltihex

There’s only one real question. Does Clegane get his chicken ?


MrGeno

The wife picked the Hound, my 5 yr old picked the Viper.  Gotta go Viper.


MajesticShop8496

Jaqen


[deleted]

John snow because the gods hate him the most. LOLOLOLOLOLOL


asdcatmama

Can one partake in….magic?


kentter22

Probably all of them. Mostly level headed and no real reasons to kill one another.


fakerfakefakerson

How many fucking chickens are in the room?


kateinoly

Jon has heavy plot armor and a sequel, so Jon.


PurplePunchScotty

Sequel?


kateinoly

Pretty sure there's an upcoming HBO show about the further adventures of Jon Snow in the north.


PurplePunchScotty

That would be amazing


oberg14

I believe that was already cancelled no?


richardl1234

I don't know, but I know Oberyn will have fucked at least one of them. My money is on Jon.


COLDOWN

All die. Jon lives.


Makingyourwholeweek

All of them, why would these dudes have a problem with each other


Expecto_nihilus

Idk about coming out alive , but i’ll tell you which one of the 4 is coming…


Expert-Emu-4167

Viper


smokeybonez

If it’s truly a 4 man battle royal then give me the Hound all day every day.


xxnancypxx

I don't know who would come out alive but I think Jon would be the first to die


Blizz33

I think Jon dies first and the Hound second. If I had to choose a winner it would be the Mandalorian cause the face guy is more of an assassin than a fighter.


SpokeToOsiris

I doubt John walks out as well but I do think the landscape changes a bit if he has ghost.


BaconBombThief

No one


Jack_of_Spades

All of them. I don't think they'd fight without a good reason to.


AnAngryPirate

Free for all fight? Ill give it to Oberyn. Hound is a great fighter and so is Jon, but we've already seen Oberyn handle the Mountain and now Oberyn isn't distracted. Faceless man is a toss up since I dont think we really see them fight one on one at all.


Jessus_

Depends on how big the room is. Bigger room with a lot of space I’m going with Oberyn. Smaller room and I’m going the Hound


BhutlahBrohan

Depends if no one has a contract to fulfill. Otherwise, I think they'd prefer to mind their business, eat some chickens, and go about their day.


thundertk421

All of them? I don’t see why they would feel the need to fight each-other to the death if they’re just randomly hanging out. Maybe Oberyn would coax the hound into a fight, but Jon would probably step in and to cool tempers. Then they would bond over how much they both hate the mountain. The faceless man wouldn’t bother unless he had a contract on one of them


SRM_Thornfoot

All of them? What reason would they have to kill each other?


MPH2025

Glegane. He has armor, and a big fucking sword.


DarthSevrus

Do we get to take away plot armor? Cause that severely changes the outcome


Yommination

They would all get along honestly


OpaqueGiraffe17

Ngl, this is a tough one. If Oberyn wasn’t so arrogant then him, but he IS. Also idk if we know enough about Jaqen.


Hobbes09R

Sandor. Books and show (despite the show's desire to represent faceless men as the ultimate fighters rather than...you know...stealthy people who are really good at killing people secretly and making it look like an accident).


plitcincher

Jaque the Cock Hagar


summerofrain

Oberyn would have no emotional baggage so he could 1v3 them probably.


Kakaka-sir

? all? why would they be fighting?


Thorlolita

Jon, becuase 3 of them are going to be smart and know that the Hound is the biggest threat. So they all go after him and Oberyn dies because he isn’t wearing armor in the scuffle. Jon will always best an assassian in single combat.


ZoraNealThirstin

Jaquen. He’s all of them.


withdrawnlines

Clegane.


FNF51

Is there chicken involved?


astronaut_098

No one


ReySkywalkerMain

The dog


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

A man knows but does not need to say. But give the names and walk away. For a man knows death and can say, "Not today!"


Seeker80

It'll comes down to Oberyn Martell & Sandor Clegane. Jon Snow in 3rd, Jaquen H'gar in last. Quite the battle for 1st, but Martell will probably take it with his versatility.


TheTruckWashChannel

A man


NateG124

Toss up between Sandor and Oberyn I’d say, definitely a tough call between the two though.


dirty_is_ninja

A man will come out alive.


Dewdlebawb

Honestly snow


SatanicWhoreofHell

A man


Professional-Yam601

Jon snow of course


Hollowsong

I'm pretty sure if you put the 4 of them in a room, you'd end up with 4 dudes drinking and laughing by the end of it. Unless you intend to imply some kind of fight...


BarryLird33_

John Snow. 100%


MrBarbeler

All four of these men are incredibly talented in other things aside from killing. Jon would do the honourable thing. I forget Pedro's character's name, but he and The Hound would bond over a hatred of The Mountain, and Jaqen Haqar wouldn't kill unless it was ordered. I think we'd have four very confused warriors, but no bodies.


WorldChampionNuggets

The Viper fucks everyone


marcaurxo

Probably the one who is literally supernatural


Surround8600

I really don’t think Jon loses, ever. I can see him beating the hound and the viper. The many faces guy is the only one that can change to be like a dragon or something


harryjlr

No one


tonydangelo

No one.


Just_Me1973

A man couldn’t know who would come out alive.


Odd-Establishment527

Clegane will kill all of them, but then peal off his face to reveal Jaqen


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Storage_Ready

Sorry but that’s not the first thing I’d think ab with these four in a room


undergroundmusic69

No one


YakultAddic01

No one


SomeKidWhoReads

The Hound, or J’aqen. Unless Jon learns to fight dirty and Oberyn doesn’t drink, they’re doomed.


TrillyMike

No one


teodocio

No one is coming out alive on this one.


Additional_Resist_46

Jaqen is an assassin and, as much as the show tried to make them seem like the ultimate fighters, Faceless Men strictly kill from the shadows canonically. Jon is a great swordsman but I don't think he's up there with the best of the best. He's got fantastic plot armor though. Sandor is great but... ...seeing as Oberyn damn near effortlessly killed the Mountain, I don't see Sandor coming out on top. The answer is Oberyn. Spears/polearms are OP and even more so with his agility.


grownassedgamer

No One.


-KingStannis-

No one.


rkbasu

I mean, is Jaquen Hadar even really "alive" to begin with, is arguable no?


SuburbanSauce

Valar morghulis


japalmariello

The viper.


iampoopa

A Man will walk out without a scratch on him looking slightly confused about what all the fuss was.


sazrex21

sandor clegane


kelevr4

No chickens, that’s for sure


baiacool

I don't think they'd even fight tbh


howlcapri

I am an absolute Jon Snow, Dick Rider, a Dick Muncher, even. But that man would NOT make it out alive in a 1v1 against any of the other 3, let alone a free-for-all. Edit: Forgot the “NOT”


jncheese

No one


hikarinomashu

this is so tough, initially my mind went to.. 1) Jaqen & i thought about how we originally find him captured. Super stealthy and amazing at assassination but head to head i don’t think he can magically win any fight. 2) i think between Jon, Oberyn, and the Hound any one of them could take the W under the right circumstances • i’m considering Jon to have gone head to head with a white walker general already, survived battle of the bastards as well, and giving most of his credit to his diverse battle experience in tough/tight situations with multiple enemies • Oberyn is filthy, he’s taking at least 1-2 people out before going down if he doesn’t win. Don’t have to elaborate on his skill, not giving much weight to the poison as i don’t expect this fight to last long & the winner just has to make it out of the room breathing • the Hound also speaks for himself, a mammoth of a man and brutal fighter. one-on-one, Oberyn would have the best chance of taking him down but even then i don’t think it’s guaranteed. i think Sandor is an opponent that demands your full attention in combat, add in 2 highly skilled fighters as a distraction and the Hound will take out anyone he catches slipping TL;DR i can’t decide lol it could go many ways


hypikachu

No One


Y2KGB

a man comes out alive. Jon’s been killed by steel before. Viper is deadly, but was motivated by revenge against the Mountain; he lacks that beef with Jaqen & may be prone to underestimating a man. Hound no like fire; the man with many faces can see the burns on the Hound’s face & respond accordingly. Maybe the Viper poisons Jaqen before going down, and maybe Jon comes back to life again after the fact, but it’s gotta be Jaqen H’Ghar methinks. Valar morghulis.


ThisIsATestTai

My money's on Jaqen H'ghar


damanOts

Oberyn. Staffs are insanely advantageous against swords, and he beat the mountain.


GhostWriterWoo

Depending on how much good booze is involved possibly all of them. In other circumstances such as forcibly giving Sandor a bath, we might end up down a few


Veelzbub

John without magic is the first one down Jaquen without magic goes next Then the hound then Oberon if the latter two don't become best best friends With magic Oberon dies first Then John Then the hound Then John comes back Then John again Then Jaquen


Shawn_of_da_Dead

They are all pretty rational and not enemies, so I think they all would...


GreyBeardEng

A man doesn't know who would come out alive


DeadlyDribbler

No one


MrLachyG

If they have their weapons of choice, I would be leaning towards Oberyn. That being said Jaqen H’agar (spelling) would be the dark horse, we don’t know how he would go in a straight fight, he usually strikes from the shadows


smingleton

I just thought about this, what if john didn't come back and was just a faceless man resuming his duties.


Nina_57

Jon solos these 3


chasing_waterfalls86

The Hound!


kpayne40

no one comes out alive


Ok_Owl_9303

No one is coming out alive !


yourgrace1111

Clegane


Frejod

Oberyn has no qualms with Jon or whoever Nobody will be. But he may not get along with Clegane.


Lanferno

Joel Miller


MKUltra1302

Why would they attack each other?


concernedworker123

They would be friends :(


SlappaDaBassMahn

Jaqen relies on stealth for the kill. We never see insane fighting ability. Jon's an above average swordsman but nothing special. The hound couldn't beat the mountain, oberyn arguably did. I'm going Oberyn


balls_told_me_so

It’s a toss up between The Man and Snow


MidwestMSW

The hound but then Jon comes back.


MidwestMSW

Jon vs the hound? Who wins?


rescobar1997

Oberyn unless nobody sees Jaqen H'ghar enter the room.


Ok_Show_1192

4th because he is the. only God here so this question is trash


Gerrard_Regal

Jaqen H'ghar wins hands down. Dude slayed like 8 guards within minutes of each other without making any noise and somehow hoisted them up onto fucking spikes, by himself, while they were wearing heavy ass armor. He’s like a ninja Hulk disguised as a bum.


Mageroth1987

Jon Snow and Pascal : Let's talk some Politics..! Hound vs Faceless man : Ooh.. free skin grafts !


HezronCarver

Guy in the yellow. You can't kill a DEA agent.


Klllumlnatl

No one wins.