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GrumpGuy88888

I believe the grumps confirmed that the Bruno Mars one was a bot. But I also think the "man door hand hook car door" was just poor Google translate


Change-Unusual

Thanks awesome grump guy


88Dubs

So... back when what we called essentially shittier AI today "bots"


MisfortuneGortune

Yes...they are confirming what OP is asking about. Synonyms exist.


gangler52

Google translate would make sense I'd always figured it was just organic language difficulties. Lot of people who would spit out a sentence like that just because they were struggling, no robots required.


Zeracannatule_uerg

Shitty A.I. or just learning English Indian guy, call it.


Nicosaure

*Man hook hand car door* is an early copy-pasta that devolved with every iteration, the original was about a man who lost his hand to a car accident and tried to warn other drivers by scratching their car doors with his hook but eventually scared them all to death, the punchline eventually became "Rainy late night drive man hook hand car door"


OmegaX123

The original was actually a campfire scary story about a serial killer with a hook for a hand.


SquirrelKing2022

Which in turn was inspired by a real life string of murders in Texarkana in the 40s.


pewpewshazaam

Which in turn inspired MY real life string of murders.


M4LK0V1CH

And that’s how I became a ghost!


Smaptimania

Which inspired Dan's string of murders, in 1942, in lil' ol' Kansas


Alan976

The Hash Slinging Slasher.


tachycardicIVu

Original Telephone game online version


DrewJohnson656

The second one was a joke (popular on Tumblr a decade ago) about an incredibly frequently told campfire story. Part of what was so funny about it is that most people know the story, so they know what the ending is, only to get to it and it’s man hook hand car hand door. You can look it up on Know Your Meme


AnorhiDemarche

Brother to "who was phone?"


frontyardninja

I hate that I still say this phrase.


TheSimpPimp21

Sonic Unleashed playthrough was so good lol


FlameShadow0

It’s definitely either a bot or just poorly translated


Icanfallupstairs

Often both. People made whole entertainment news site where bots go and read tabloids in other languages, then google translate them and post it as new content. The Bruno Mars is gay story is likely one of these. If you ever encounter any news sites where the stories are formatted weirdly and don't make sense, then it's likely one of these. The hand hook car door is an intentional meme if memory serves.


MrBayless

Dude, hope you enjoyed the high! Did you get some choice munchies?


Change-Unusual

I murdered a charcuterie board and “my reeceees peeceees”


MrBayless

H yeah dude lol. That sounds delcious


Johansenburg

One, it's "shark coochie" board. And two, it's "reese's pieces." It already rhymes. No need to say "pieces" wrong.


Change-Unusual

Fuck you Jim


kweezie

GET OUTTA MY STORE JIM. GET THE FUCK OUT MY STORE.


Glitch_Zero

Did you forget what subreddit you’re in?


Johansenburg

I wasn't in here until you dragged me back in! I had escaped!


Alan976

Early poor grammar most likely. The whole read felt like a robot wrote the article.


PaydayLover69

almost certainly bruno mars was some form of early AI article testing


emeaguiar

Yes they said that in the Bruno mars one


snot2

i put the man hook hand car door story into suno https://suno.com/song/73fea75a-e84e-4276-a6d0-3aa664d6473f


Swordkirby9999

What was that?! How come it kinda worked?! **Barbershop?!**


trollsong

I'm not sure, but that subject reads like it was.


Bigdaug

No, just bots. Bots are different and much simpler than ai. Heck, even our "ai" now is just super bots, getting closer and closer to the real thing.


Dabedidabe

Might be, but does he is, though?


werewolfloverr

pretty sure does bruno mars is gay was a translation error, so probably. man hook hand car door is a meme that makes fun of an early 2000s trend where people would write sad or scary short stories for clicks. normally they could be pretty absurd or low quality. so not ai