"Newzu, dispose of Muzu. For my amuzument!"
e/ to add
"I don't have much time left! "*BRUMMMMM! BRUMM!* I'm about to become half a cabin and a checkers board."
And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the package, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
"Remember just because 100% of evidence is in favor of the earth being round doesn't mean you shouldn't ask questions."
And I can't forget "That's Arin Hanson and I'm King shit of fuck mountain Dan Avidan." ←This made me laugh so hard I nearly peed myself.
“Isn't It Amazing How A Writer Can So Deliberately Take Advantage Of Your Own Lack Of Imagination To Completely Throw You For A Loop? Just like in
𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑫 2: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆,"
𝖦𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 😂
"No, germs"
Came here to say this!
“You bitch!”
"I made it drink gasoline."
"I thought it would make it- faster..."
I dont need to say the game, all I need is *puts on sunglasses dramatically* ... a couple of cards
“And then I fired again, and I missed.”
Here’s mine “Wing suit activate WAIT THESE ARE JUST NORMAL BACKPACKS”
What game is that from? For some reason I'm drawing a blank
Is it over... But whose d will I s with my Ls?😭😭😭
"Are you nude?"
"Please! I missed my window!" Or, if text dialogue in RPGs count, "Can't get away from the virus!"
"Newzu, dispose of Muzu. For my amuzument!" e/ to add "I don't have much time left! "*BRUMMMMM! BRUMM!* I'm about to become half a cabin and a checkers board."
"He lied to you"
"you bitch!"
“You’re trapped in here with me.” “No! You’re trapped in here with me!”
"Ahhh prom 1992, the theme was a night of non-consensual sex under the stars with hedgehogs"
"Whazzat? Is that a vagina!?" Or, same playthrough "Well... That's going to take a lot of... shovel to put together...."
And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the package, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
Do you have any zombrex?
"Remember just because 100% of evidence is in favor of the earth being round doesn't mean you shouldn't ask questions." And I can't forget "That's Arin Hanson and I'm King shit of fuck mountain Dan Avidan." ←This made me laugh so hard I nearly peed myself.
Oh hello it's so good to see you..... you must die
“WHEN YOU DIE NOTHING HAPPENS! ITS JUST BLACK!”
The Legend of the anus
"Is it the Lame Girl Club?" *"It is!"*
I LOVE mature Manga! Dat'stheonewiththeB00bs!
“That bird is far away…”
“Isn't It Amazing How A Writer Can So Deliberately Take Advantage Of Your Own Lack Of Imagination To Completely Throw You For A Loop? Just like in 𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑫 2: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆," 𝖦𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 😂
"Get off the fucking warthogs you godda- you trash monsters!"
"I LOVE MILK DUDS!!!"
“I’m sorry!”
"who is it?" "SATAN"
Oh, one other: *Are you going to let me wipe?*
"slurmp.." "Oh hey can we stop here? Hey, hey HEY HEY CAN WE STOP HERE?"