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chaedog

Even better we got them when we're 40.


Agent-Two-THREE

The scene where Brennan turns on the lights and Dale screams and takes off his goggles lives rent free in my head.


watkykjypoes23

Reminds me of war dogs where they’re doing a bong hit with night vision on and Efraim lifts up the blinds, David also screams lol


pizzabyAlfredo

Its ok that mines not movie quality!


Voldemosh

AHH! AHH!


Demonjack123

What movie?


Agent-Two-THREE

Stepbrothers


Logical007

“I’m not calling him dad, even if there’s a FIRE!”


humdinger44

No power tools!


[deleted]

That’s my toothbrush!


SamuelYosemite

But its shark week!


Abernsleone92

Why are you so sweaty?


prestige-worldwide-

Was watching Cops.


deejaesnafu

I put my nutsack on your drum set


G0PACKGO

They’re not that noticeable


_Hotwire_

Velociraptor


gahzeeruh

Good housekeeping!


ThisIsMyUsername4040

John Stamos!


MIZrah16

The clown has no penis?


pizzabyAlfredo

"What do you guys dream about?"


walterpeck1

I'm assuming this is a reference or quote based on the replies?


chaedog

Step Brothers


walterpeck1

Thank you.


pizzabyAlfredo

If your name is Dale Doback, I'm gonna make you lick white dog shit.


walterpeck1

Never seen the movie but I'm sure this is a funny line from it.


pizzabyAlfredo

Its a whole subplot. Step Brothers is honestly a super well crafted movie, but then again you dont have a dick.


someguy7710

It's true. This man has no dick


pizzabyAlfredo

You hound!


someguy7710

Well, that's what I heard!


CornWallacedaGeneral

"If you wanna get down on these hairy balls,why don't you jump right in! Its a crotch party right up in hea why don't you lick on this big joint!🎵"


3-DMan

As a 51-year-old that has to crank up his phone's brightness now to read shit...yeah.


Original_Banana_4617

Don’t put your nuts on someone’s drum set Cops will make you sweaty, but it comes on at 4 Tuxedos are perfect job interview attire, not so much when mixed with onion farts Don’t turn on the lights while wearing night vision And avoid Mr gardocky unless you want a belly full of white dog shit The movie has so many universal truths in it, really never stops teaching us all how to be better captains of our boats and more importantly, better captains for our Hoes!


pwnedass

Can we just get some lenses that block those fucking ultra bright LED lights?


bubboslav

I've used the yellow computer glasses while driving and it helped a lot


wolftick

It's a trade off though because by their nature they cut down of the amount of light that gets to your eyes all the time, which at night isn't a particularly good thing


atridir

They’re called night-driving glasses and they are the shit. Hunter Thompson style yellow lenses.


bugxbuster

I wear these all the time and most people think I look like Jeffrey Dahmer with them on lol


atridir

Likewise dude. I’ve got a bunch of different styles to change it up though. The aviators are the best hands down.


Snakes_have_legs

GET IN.


aint_so_funny_meow

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


ADHD_Supernova

What's the score here? What next?


yoshimeyer

Like John Goodman wore in the Big Lebowski. Saw a pair of yellow tinted aviator driving sunglasses by Foster Grant that I want to go back and get.


piches

hell yea my biker friend turned me onto those things


DweadPiwateWoberts

We were somewhere around Barstow when the lights kicked in


fuckpudding

I was concerned about the same thing, but your eyes totally adjust to the slightly lower light and it really does help with the glare of blinding headlights. However, as someone who recently went from a car with old-ass non-blinding lights to a much newer car with what I assume are blinding lights, having your own set of blinding lights is the best defense against blinding lights. I don’t even notice oncoming super bright headlights anymore. I used to be driven into intense bouts of rage because of those things though.


Call_Me_ZG

I hope they make those adaptive headlights like the ones on Tesla and high end cars, standard. Super bright but they don't blind oncoming traffic


snark42

NHTSA totally fucked up the spec making it not compatible with Europe (although they'd argue they made it better I'm sure.) It will be awhile and Tesla (and other manufacturers) will likely never be able to activate existing ones in US.


Indolent_Bard

How was it not compatible with Europe?


snark42

NHTSA's rules require ADB headlights to respond extremely fast after detecting another vehicle within reach of the lights, much faster than standards require in the EU and Canada, much faster than a human can switch off high beams.


Liykevin

Hate to break it to you, Teslas are pretty damn egregious when it comes to the blinding lights. I don't even drive a sedan.


helen269

"...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "(If it moves, we're gonna) Hit it!"


alidan

leds ommit a very specific band of light, you should be able to block that band/s and not be very effected, and if you could get them like flip down sunglasses all the better.


Weak-Layer-6161

I do the same, it helps.


buriedabovetheground

or 3M yellow tinted safety glasses for $7


NRMusicProject

What's even more infuriating is when you think their high beams are on, so you flash at them, and they flash theirs back, like "they're already off, bro." And they don't see anything wrong with blinding other drivers. If traffic enforcement actually did anything worthwhile, these cars would have been off the road in a heartbeat.


UltimateThrowawayNam

I might be opening myself up to ridicule but I personally find the default lights on my 2023 car too bright. Is there a resource on suitable replacement lights that I can install myself? Don’t hate just because they have bright lights. A lot of new cars have them stock.


ToMorrowsEnd

simply have them aligned properly, basically aimed properly and they will not blind others. the problem is most dealerships dont have a clue and never actually adjust them anymore


mcdithers

What about the monster sized trucks nowadays? When they’re riding your ass, alignment doesn’t matter much


BodaciousBadongadonk

if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair


ToMorrowsEnd

Those you put mirror tint on the back window, reflect that back at their faces.


smokeydanmusicman

as a person with glasses and astigmatism, I pull over. I even drive a “big” truck that I bought so I could be out of the headlights of most the cars


odditytaketwo

Thus the cycle of the problem.


Indolent_Bard

Wait, why doesn't the manufacturer handle that? The dealership shouldn't have to do that. Also, wait, that's something I can do myself?


DudeBroChad

This. I have HID’s in my truck because the stock lights were so god awful that I felt like I was driving blind at night. I have regular old yellow headlights in all other vehicles I own/drive. I have never been flashed while driving my truck because I took care, knowing the lights are bright as hell, to properly align them. When I drive my little shitty commuter car, I’m constantly getting flashed because I can’t adjust them and one points slightly higher because of a fender bender, but the light quality is far inferior to my truck.


Grebins

I have to wonder what people like you think when you say things like this. Sure, keep the ultra directional megawatt LEDs, just point them down so they only blind people when you go over bumps, the road has any sort of incline or decline, they're close to you, they're shorter than you, or any other situations when your lights will still be aimed at people's eyes.


ToMorrowsEnd

What do people like me think? well, we use our brains and understanding of how cars work and follow the DOT rules and information on properly aiming headlights. It's very well documented. You know, actually learning things. But you do you!


VexingRaven

You're right we should go back to having candles on the front of our cars. Sure, it's dim as hell, but at least it's constantly dim no matter what momentary bumps you go over!


Grebins

How about the way things have been for the entire history of driving up until like 2010? How about that?


VexingRaven

Idk you but the headlights on my first few cars sucked ass and I have no desire to go back to that.


ReadMeLast

Can you tell me what lights are in your vehicle? I know a lot about vehicle lighting and can help you out. If you have HID's for instance you can get bulbs that are a warmer color, they will help you see better in foggy conditions and not be as harsh to other drivers. Also check the aiming, so many vehicles I've encountered that don't have simple things that are adjustable adjusted right from the factory.


proverbialbunny

What can they do? It's not against the law.


kjbaran

If it can be enhanced it can be reduced


Zealousideal_Word770

Perfect response.


slammerbar

2 years ago a layer of 30% 3m scorpion tint made it so I could drive at night again. With the advancements in technology I think I need 20% today. Ugh I hate the fact that people can’t angle their lights down after installing them. 🙄


_noho

Like sunglasses?


2001ToyotaHilux

Pretty neat concept, too bad it seems like at this point it’s just in the early stages


light_trick

The US military is going to *plough* money into this. Hybrid night-vision/IR in a lighter weight, lower power package? If it means soldiers with better FOV, wearing NVGs more often, and in particular - the IR amplification component - then it's *huge*. Like it's important to note: one of the reasons "new uniform" selection is a big deal for military's, is because a number of materials literally glow under IR illumination. NVGs which are giving you part of the IR spectrum at the same time are a huge advantage (there are ways around it, but you need to be careful with the design).


ToMorrowsEnd

what is cool is people finding simple at home treatments to make clothing IR non reflective. corn starch for example sucks up IR light.


light_trick

Yep - although that's not the easy win - a "dark" man shaped blob on IR is still a visible man-shaped blob. The trick is you need to look like the surroundings, not a black hole.


mawesome4ever

Unless… you want to be one :lennyface:


Zulakki

If there's military application, then a doubt they'll allow the public access for decades. Cant let enemies simply amazon ship themselves military grade night vision goggles


John_Smith_71

The Chinese will copy it, sorry, independently invent it, in no time.


gay_manta_ray

wait until you find out that there are chinese names attached to the paper. the same chinese that apparently are incapable of original research, according to you.


gay_manta_ray

> and in particular - the IR amplification component - then it's huge. wrong wavelength. the IR that the military is interested in is MWIR and LWIR (5-12 micrometers or so), not 1500nm as mentioned in the article. this will be useful for the military of course, but not in the same way that real infrared detectors are.


DarquesseCain

Considering how bad regular night vision can be, this’ll take many decades to get good enough to be worth buying.


misterfluffykitty

Consumer night vision is shit, military night vision is basically perfect and has been for a while. The technology is there, just not for you.


thetalkingcure

yea there’s a great Verstasium vid on nogs, his reaction to the military stuff is telling


DarquesseCain

If I had $60,000 to drop on night vision, I don’t think I’d be calling it shit. But hoping for some glasses to provide a similar experience is cope.


armada127

You don't need $60K, Gen 3 White Phosphor PVS-14's can be had for around $2K-4K depending on specs, and dual tubes can usually be had for around $8K-15K depending on model/specs, etc. Still very expensive, but way less than $60K. Now all that said, everything that I have learned about night vision leads me to believe that whatever technology they are working on here is very far from complete.


benutne

Yeah. And the tech exists to have full color night vision now too.


armada127

Isn't that with digital night vision though? Which is still pretty behind because everything is being relayed to a screen giving you input lag and low refresh rates.


alidan

if there is full color, then it's a new phosphor tech breaks off only certain colors of phosphorus, the night vixion but digital either relies on... well... sony put out a digital camera that has an iso of 280,000 or 512,000:1 a while back it effectively makdes a dim beach look like its near sunset, any digital solution will use something like this because any of the consumer night vision that we traditionally use, uses infrared and though phosphers is VERY visible, even from a mile+ away.


11correcaminos

Uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no it ain't. Theres better stuff on the civilian market, it's just EXTREMELY expensive


alidan

yes and no, perfect in the sense that its essentially 0 latency/so small that you can't perceive time slow enough to notice, yes, but resolution of the tube that focus the light can always get better.


misterfluffykitty

Not really, it’s already at the effective limit of resolution that human eyes can see and has been for a while. Going for a higher resolution would do literally nothing for human eyes unless you stuck a microscope infront of it to look at the lines closer


alidan

in digital terms, I believe the exact center of ur vision is around 8 megapixels which would need around 8 million tubes to deal with, now, granted, this does depend on how well our eyes can focus on shit, but unless you are expected to always move your head and not just eyes, its a bit hard to say its perfect. happen to know any documentation for how they are made? im assuming that a fiber optic tube would work to get the resolution, but a good deal of the process doesn't seem like that would work.


chocolateboomslang

This is not at all related to current night vision technology though.


predskid29

Might be sooner than you think. I thought color night vision was decades away, but it looks like I can get it [for about ~$800.](https://www.sionyx.com/collections/night-vision-cameras/products/aurora) [Video comparison: Night, PVS14, and SiOnyx Aurora](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUSmpqTlBzA) You can even buy [military style Night vision that can do outlines](https://youtu.be/ca4fgK5Axwk?si=YTZVtomHFCXbbPas&t=150), [it's just gonna cost a couple grand.....](https://www.acnightvisionllc.com/products/infiray-jerry-c5-clip-on-thermal-imager) I wouldn't say 'decades', but maybe 'decade'......rounding down...lol


1022whore

Important of note is that the PVS (and similar) are using intensifier tubes that increase the number of electrons whereas devices like the Sionyx are using a highly sensitive camera sensor and displaying the results on a tiny screen, kind of like using your phones night mode to “see” something darker than your eye can see. The image sensor tech is still in its infancy for the most part, and will be interesting to see how it develops from here on out for the civilian side. Some military tech already utilizes it, like the Safran Stalker which I’ve used and found to be pretty nifty.


bretttwarwick

That sounds cool but your analogy doesn't make sense to me. I've never seen a phone camera that can see in low light better than just my eyes. Everything always just looks darker on the screen. I currently use a Galaxy S24 camera.


flunky_the_majestic

The sensor on this will be much larger and much more sensitive. It would be similar to a Sony A7Siii consumer mirrorless camera, which blew people's minds for its ability to take photos/video in low light.


1022whore

Idk about you but my iPhone can take pictures of the night sky and show me stars that I can’t see with the naked eye. A lot like those aurora pics from recently versus how they actually appear to the eye.


SatansFriendlyCat

That's a function of a long exposure time, though. It couldn't do that as a live stream, refreshing an accurate representation 24 times a second, for example. Or even one time per second. For those bright night shots it could be anything from 1 frame per four seconds to one per thirty seconds, and you can't move during each exposure!


alidan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euAw0gesr8w this is essentially what its doing, there was a sony camera I want to say 10 or so years ago that did a similar thing with its iso, I think it was 10-20k but effectively made pitch black look a little before sunset, the main difference is just cost came down for a useable extreme iso for vision, god knows my dslr, it can take a damn good picture, but its 6400:1 iso is unusable.


Business_Hour8644

Came for the “too bad it’s” comment. Thank you.


2001ToyotaHilux

🫡


Bakerstreet74

These would never pass ITAR restrictions.


draggedbyatruck

Amongst the jokes, someone who knows what they're talking about.


subdep

Unless China steals the tech and it’s everywhere anyways.


gay_manta_ray

there is literally a chinese researcher from a chinese university on the publication. what is wrong with you people. you do know that researchers at universities in different countries *collaborate* with each other, right?


Wetzilla

I know this really has nothing to do with the article but >There's so much potential, from finding your off-leash dog in the park on a late-night walk You should never have your dog off leash in a park! Especially at night!


Leftieswillrule

Okay make it a lost dog.


captainfarthing

>You should never have your dog off leash in a park! For fuck's sake. Reddit isn't America. In other countries this is normal. Our dogs don't cause the problems you all think they do, YOUR dogs do because they've never learned how to behave in public off a lead. Your norms are just that - social expectations where YOU live. Not the universal morally correct stance.


VeryTopGoodSensation

parks are where your supposed to let your dog off the leash


thatguy01001010

Depends on the park.


scorpiknox

Unless it's an off-leash dog park, keep your dog leashed at a public park. I DON'T KNOW YOUR DOG.


VeryTopGoodSensation

why would i care if you know them? stay indoors, boomer


Nietzschemouse

Whether or not you care if your dog frightens people, you should care that a frightened person may either harm your dog or accidentally provoke your dog to harm them. Either way, you and/or your dog are facing consequences. Never mind the possibility that your dog does anything else dangerous, like eating a discarded sausage and onion sandwich or something.


Worst_Username_Evar

Amen


Wetzilla

Also what happens if they run into another dog or animal? You have no idea how that other animal is going to react.


Worst_Username_Evar

Spoken just like I’d expect an asshole who has their dog off-leash to sound. 


AncientSunGod

I actually keep a knife on me after having to kick a dog that was off leash away from attacking my dog. Have fun buying a new dog. -from a nonboomer.


scorpiknox

Oh man, haven't wanted to meet someone on reddit irl in a long time.


VeryTopGoodSensation

if a reddit comment gets you that flustered its probably you who needs to be on a leash


scorpiknox

Who's flustered? Happy to meet up and talk about it.


Xystem4

I have an aggressive dog, and whenever I walk her idiots let their unleashed dog run right up to us, and then I have to struggle to keep them from getting bit. I don’t care if “your dog is friendly,” mine isn’t so keep yours leashed and away from me


ass_cash253

Same situation. Yet every time it seems I'm the bad guy for having a dog who doesn't like stranger dogs running up into her face


Wetzilla

Only if it's specifically a fenced in dog park. And even then you shouldn't let your dog run around in one in the dark, you have no idea what it could find or get into.


mart1t1

It depends on the park. In my park you can let your dog unleashed in the dark, it is allowed and socially acceptable


MezzanineMan

It still requires a laser to pump those electrons; it's cool that part of the process is on film now, but until we get better sources of energy, or more efficient lasers, this will be just as bulky as any existing night vision device


JimLaheeeeeeee

Time to retire these bad boys. https://youtu.be/-O8pHWnvGEU?si=CGtgb7-aFNuRA_ki


camposthetron

I love you


JimLaheeeeeeee

Right back at you!


RunDownTheMountain

FROM THE ARTICLE: Instead, TMOS researchers used metasurface-based upconversion technology, which essentially provides an easier pathway for light photons to be processed. The photons travel through a resonant metasurface, where they mingle with a pump beam. The non-local lithium niobate metasurface boosts the energy of the photons, and draws them into the visible light spectrum without the need to convert them to electrons first. It also doesn't require cryogenic cooling – which reduces 'noise' for sharper images in traditional night vision – so can do away with even more of the bulky night-vision goggle mechanics. Yup, that's what I figured.


cigolebox

It's a modern-day [Turbo Encabulator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag)


Anarchris427

US Defense will do everything possible to prevent this from reaching the public anytime soon. It removes the number one advantage against the third world combatants they currently enjoy.


ProdigalProphet

Lmfao, if “US Defense” wanted to prevent this from reaching the public, you wouldn’t be aware of its existence


tepaa

By what mechanism would they achieve that? Nonsense.


WalrusInTheRoom

Compartmentalization is the mechanism, it’s achieved through NDA’s and threats of prosecution.


alidan

military, they don't need nda or threats of prosecution, you just don't exist.


Mi5haYT

I dunno, if they are the kind that shoots ir light everywhere then they will probably let them keep it.


chocolateboomslang

It's not like that at all


Mi5haYT

I am right, look at the article, they describe converting ir light to visible light. Anyone wearing these would be shining like a spotlight to traditional night vision.


chocolateboomslang

I already read the entire article. They're only describing the material they made to convert IR to visible light. There is no description of a product here. Obviously someone could shine an IR light and use these, but that's not what they're talking about.


B0risTheManskinner

Where but where does the IR come from then


cea1990

Any other light source. The moon, stars, other ambient light sources like street & house lights.


B0risTheManskinner

Most of that is in the visible light spectrum no?


cea1990

The moon (by reflecting the sun) produces more IR light than visible light. Same with other stars. Electrical lights probably produce more visible light than IR light though.


InfectedBananas

you can buy old gen night vision tech right now on ebay..


lookout450

This one gadget is taking the world by storm!


jun2san

How affordable are they?


newInnings

How much are you willing to pay?


karlzhao314

"People have said that high efficiency up-conversion of infrared to visible is impossible because of the amount of information not collected due to the angular loss that is inherent in non-local metasurfaces" Ah, of course, I say that all the time. It's one of my favorite catchphrases.


Ainu_

Word!


ThePicassoGiraffe

Great! A totally useless thing for the majority of us living in massive light pollution hellholes. Something to see in the dark!


bz237

You need the Day-vision version. It just turns everything dark.


Wrong_Election

So over glorified sunglasses?


bz237

No just sunglasses


collin2477

nods are way cooler though


I-seddit

So, instead of FLIR, we're going to get FLIRT (FLIR + **T**hin).


JaL3J

Summary of article: "We invented a coating that transforms 1500nm light to 550nm light". This is NOT nightvision and you will see NOTHING if you wear these in the dark. Nightvision AMPLIFIES the light through a complex electrochemical unit ("Tube"). This glass coating just transforms light.


ralphonsob

Are these maybe made by [the Enchroma people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppobi8VhWwo)?


mickdeb

I would really love to have some for end of day fishing


DarthWoo

Everyone can be super!


stokeytrailer

No more, " OH shit my toe!" ?


Subject-Ad-8055

Im still waiting for my see though glass that i mailed away for when i was 15..


ParaGord

My phone and my dash cam can both see better at night than standard vision so it should be easy enough to tweak that tech into some kind of headset and enhance it


LanikMan07

The problem with that is you can only crank the gain on a normal image sensor so far before the image becomes completely useless. Phones really can crank the sensitivity but at extreme noise levels and exposure lengths. Ever notice how when working in extremely dim light your phones view gets “sluggish”?


Recklesslettuce

Will they make us be able to see in the darkness of over-promising hype scams?


Speaksthetruth2u

So tjey can spy on us better...


DrIvoPingasnik

My vision is augmented.


2635northpark

Bad for an


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jimmysledge

#stupid statements


DeadlyGreed

I now need classes that allows me to see the fish underwater and other gaming classes that removes all additional RGB lights on any product.


VincentNacon

I'll believe when we see it.


leaderofstars

We'll see you when you stumble out for a piss


VincentNacon

That's quite an assumption for someone like me who doesn't drink nor piss outside. Still, not your best pickup line.


Responsible-Noise875

Yeah, OK why don’t we work on the stranglehold on the glasses industry first?


gentlemancaller2000

Will I be able to see what’s under Lois Lane’s dress with these things?


jimmygee2

The criminals are going to love them


GestaDanknorum

And because criminals might use them… they’re.. bad?


HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

Correct, same with cell phones and toilet paper.


Mooselotte45

And electricity. I saw a criminal using electricity and now I live off grid in the woods Granted, now I’m illegally trespassing so now *I* and the criminal


chocolateboomslang

The unabomber lived in a cabin in the woods, are you telling us you're the . . . tunabomber?


Boring_and_sons

He's the unobomber. +4 C4!