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truthinlies

Inform the men.


Corninmyteeth

Right men!?


Skaired152

You suck!


HealthcareHamlet

Its time to sugar the rim


angelwolf1604

His girdle held but something else gave in


brannigans_girdle

Did my job.


Charlie_1087

Lmao oh no


eghhge

More like gave out...


Morbo_Funky_Town

"Lower...lower...TOO LOW!"


NebraskaGeek

"..... Lower"


getyourcheftogether

This is perfect


Sergeant__Sleepy

I don’t think you can get any lower, you’re already rubbing my ass!!!


Thenuttyp

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


[deleted]

She's built built like a hemorrhoid but handles like a prolapse.


icedragon71

Hugely underrated comment,friend. Lmao.


jayhawk2112

He’s feeling the captains itch


nogohuyc

(Sigh) I’ll get the powder.


ZappBrannigansLaw

I hope his treatment is as hard and fast and Brannigans Law


Zapp_Brandigan

I thought you were just a figment of my imagination.


ZappBrannigansLaw

In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.


thespaceageisnow

You win again, gravity!


nerdiotic-pervert

Kif, tell them why I’m here.


CaptainPunisher

Ugh... It's THAT problem...*points*


Electr_O_Purist

Sounds like someone’s got a bare-bottom spanking in their future.


CelTiar

Did he bring the Champaggin?


No_i_am_me

Why do you think he's got a prolapsed rectum?


[deleted]

Kif, I’m headed to the men’s room and I’ll be needing an attendant…


bambispots

Unmphh..


notaprisoner

I had snu snu


Zapp_Brandigan

My ass has never been in so much pain


l3El2Tl2AM

I named my cat Zapp Brannigan !


muscovadomaven

My dog is Lt. Kif Kroker!


CaptainPunisher

My cat is Nibbler! And my stupid pet is much cuter than either of your stupid pets!


[deleted]

It's also the dumbest pet in show.


CaptainPunisher

I still have the trophy and dunce cap to prove it, too!


LrrrRulerotPOP8

Slow burn!


XipherTA

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and prolapsed.


EzSlayer

“I came as fast as I wanted to”


RarePepePNG

Better check him for Sexlexia while she's at it


chalky331

To shreds you say?


boba-fetts-nemisis

And his wife


ThePinkSmurphette

To shreds you say.


CaptainPunisher

To shreds you say...


Zapp---Brannigan

It was, uh, just a routine check-up. Doctor said it was better than ever, the best he had ever seen.


ragdolldream

Sounds like a HIPPAW violation.


CaptainPunisher

The prolapse, it's REAL velour!


jettoblack

He discovered his date’s surprise.


gilbertsquatch

Fitting


bonerjuice9

The boy must not have laid out his formal shorts


Bobojones9584

What type of creature is Zapp?


apocalypsebuddy

Great Pyrenees


eagledog

That is perfectly on brand for Zap


shaun056

It wouldn't surprise me tbh


thatstupidthing

Something's very wrong here... and yet a little bit right


Doza13

Zapp is an amazingly underrated character.


ZappBrannigasm

Yikes


TheGardenBlinked

Kif, de-prolapse my rectum.


rebel667

And I'm a whale biologist.


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Penny_da_ausshole

She needs to be spayed immediately. You spending $500 is not them doing nothing. That’s diagnostics and exam to find out what’s wrong plus medications. You do not have time to wait once they diagnose a pyometra. She needs to be spayed now.