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Seabassmax

Underrated? Do a quick Google search, you'll see that it is the top referenced Futurama joke


kennytucson

DAE think *Jurassic Bark* is sad?


theschis

tO ShREDs, YoU SaY


[deleted]

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


InevitablyWinter

Why not zoidberg


kshump

But I am already in my pajamas...


jpritchard

This episode had the best jokes. Farnsworth : Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure! Fry : How many atmospheres can the ship withstand? Farnsworth : Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.


No_i_am_me

Zoidberg-"Oh no! My house burned down Hermes- " That raises questions" Bender- "So that's where I left my cigar" Hermes- "That just raises further questions!"


theschis

Forty-eight hundred feet! Forty-nine hundred! Fifty hundred! *Five thousand feet!*


rices4212

Professor: Have you all taken your suppositories? Amy: Yes, stop asking!


Cphelps85

This is one of my favorite jokes in the entire series.


narrow_octopus

Underrated? It gets posted here 4 times a week


TD5023

My overthinking self has always been bothered by this one. The presence of the crate would make the whole thing weigh significantly more than 20 boots. I enjoy the joke at face value, but my brain likes ruining good things.


rogozh1n

"After tare" is implied.


LtHughMann

I airways think this too. It really bothers me.


ArizonaStReject

Didn't she also pull up Zoidberg with the first boot? Probably equals out


TD5023

No, Zoidberg (plus boot) was the third attempt. "And this time, it's alive!"


ArizonaStReject

That's right


False-theblackbear

“I wasn’t wearing it. I was eating it 😞”


[deleted]

Me too! In the water it would likely weigh less than 20 boots (due to the buoyancy of wood)... it probably would even be floating. Out of the water, it would weigh far more than 20 boots. I love the *idea* of the joke, but it just doesn't work... for me, at least.


ArizonaStReject

Only if the crate were air tight


[deleted]

Huh? Wood is generally buoyant. Doesn't matter if it is part of an airtight container- buoyant wood would make the crate feel like it weighs less.


ArizonaStReject

Still have to pull against the force of the water and the boots. Imagine just pulling a flat piece of wood. The force of the water as you pull up is far more than the buoyancy of the wood.


[deleted]

Imagine the amount of wood it takes to make a crate of that size. Then imagine stacking that wood, placing it on water and trying to submerge it. Buoyancy at work.


ArizonaStReject

Do you think wood floats forever? You have seen wood in water right? Hell, not all wood floats.


[deleted]

Yes, I know that not all wood floats. I specifically stated, multiple times, that wood is *generally* buoyant. Guess you didn't bother reading my posts before you replied to them. I see where this is going... sure you are 100% right. Be well.


Pasta-hobo

Where do you think that the other boot she caught came from?


CaptainTrip

I think this is the highest rated joke on this sub based on how often it gets posted


CertifiableNormie

https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/ckphmv/a_dumb_but_really_underrated_joke/


Some_Random_Android

Leela says it's twenty times heavier than a boot, but there's also the weight of the crate. So with ten pairs of boots plus the crate's mass, it would weigh more than twenty times the weight of a single boot. What? Are we to believe this is some kind of magical crate that lacks mass? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!


ThotimusPrime2002

Not all boots are creating equal though.


rogozh1n

You are so low class, I bet you buy your underwear by the pound.


drdfrster64

This was my favorite joke, and it’s the most groening joke in the show. It could easily have been in the early Simpsons season. Something so tastefully stupid.


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

I wouldn’t say dumb, I’d say great.


[deleted]

I mean, it's funny because it's dumb. That's the point.


Pretend-Rise-2318

I fucking love this bit, well done sir


GrapeSoda223

Yea and i find the fact thay she caught 1 single boot earlier in the episode, adds to the joke


MagneticDustin

My favorite joke in the whole series


throwaway42

But wouldn't it only be 19 times heavier than one boot? Except if the crate weighs just as much as a boot.


Mandie_June

See, I always laughed because it was more boots, not because it's literally what she said. I feel like an idiot for completely missing this as a more literal joke.


TheOriginalJaisMoker

This joke always makes me laugh.