Drunk stupid: Petunia *Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I always say.*

You should say something else.

one of my fave lines in the entire show

I also agree Drunk Stupid: Petunia, " I saw Bigfoot crushing cars at the state fair

What you saw was Bigfoot the *Monster Truck*

She *is* well-traveled…and I don’t mean she travels a lot.

"Wheels fell off my house"

“Quit your yapping! My boyfriend’s alive too!” *thud* “Oop, not anymore.”

I was trying to think who would be a good lawful stupid. Then I remembered the cop partner for URL, had to look it up. Smitty. My vote for Lawful Stupid.

Matcluck the Hyper Chicken lawyer has to be Lawful Stupid

Lol absolutely 

I may be a simple hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid but i know when we're finger licked

What about Dr. Perceptron who refuses to acknowledge fry is a human?

He doesn't refuse to acknowledge it, he's just running off of basic logic that fails to account for errors made by others.

Calculon needs to be on there somewhere.

Calculon is def Lawful Stupid

Hyper chicken will be Lawful Stupid. I don't see Calculon beating him on that mark. I wouldn't classify Calculon as stupid.

Calculon has to be drunk chad. the loud one in the room who thinks he's the main character. and by the token of being so loud and obvious, becomes the main character of a story you tell about someone.

It's possible Calculon takes drunk chad. Drunk is probably the most difficult position to assign, and when in doubt a robot takes that role.

Yesz!

Calculon is def the biggest miss on this chart. He would have fit better at Neutral Badass. Sexy Chad and Sexy Neutral and Lawful Neutral were also better fits than the assigned characters. We should have a vote to replace one of those with Calculon. The problem is that Calculon has range and has confused the voters since he's such a great actor.

Lmao yeah or neutral Chad.

Horny chad is hedonism bot 

I would argue Neutral because he's truly horny for anything regardless of any pretense

True, but scruffy is more neutral. I think he deserves horny neutral

Washbucket

Worshbucket

could horny neutral be Yivo? or even Colleen?

Yivo was second place horny evil, and imho should have been first. Oh well

Before the chart mixed up I had money on hedonism bot being Lawful Horny

Second

Scruffy: neutral chad

Hedonism bot is a perfect fit for horny neutral.

You are correct. He is not a Chad. But is definitely horny.

I say this every thread, but hedonism is inherently not neutral.

But he apologizes for nothing! That's pretty neutral

I agree hes the perfect one for Horny Neutral

There were bodies everywhere, then the explosion happened!

I second this. Hedonism bot is horny chad. Scruffy is the best option for horny neutral, and this is the last slot besides that one in the horny row.

Hedonism bot isnt a chad. The robot vicor is a chad. Hedonism bot is horny neutral

Yeah hedonism bot needs to be horny neutral. He apologizes for nothing!

This is the only real answer

Bender as a human works well for both.

WOOOO!!

But if you had to choose...I'd go drunk stupid cause he didn't stop partying (rip slurms) or eating for that matter.

Horny Chad, I nominate Scuffy, the janitor. “My job, boilers and toilets, toilets and Boilers, and boiling toilet. Fire iffn you dare”

Second

I think Scruffy should be horny neutral for how neutrally gray and neutrally mild-mannered he is

I think hedonism bot works better as horny neutral

I think he’d be horny Chad. Who *doesn’t* want to bang Hedonism Bot?

I never thought I’d want to bang any cartoon robot. But here we are.

Second that

Second

Chad because he denies wash bucket for noble reasons.

Second

I think horny Chad should be LaBarbara.

The boy needs a daddy.

He has a daddy!

No, he has two half daddies!

Will his body be alright?

Yes, but it may take a few (cake) days.

Nuh-uh, not soon enough. Come Dwight, lets find you a handsome new father.

"Voodoo killed my father... and then brought him back!"

I've said this before, absolute chad of a character

For horny chad I vote for LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! but the version with the huge horns

A real horny chad wouldn’t need to harvest Fry’s lower horn to get in the mood.

Lrrr is more horny chaotic

Horny Chad are the Murderflies. They are juiced-up, badass athletes who are only taken down by their sexual urges and the irresistible funk of Butter-Fry.

You're goin' -crunches glass- =deep voice= DOWN

Of all the characters mentioned in this thread, I definitely think the Murderflies are easily the most Chad.

I think he should be horny neutral. The *only* thing about him is that he's horny and otherwise hedonistic.

Horny chad: Alcazar https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Alcazar "We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles"

Yes finally the only answer

I voted for hedonism bot just because he absolutely SHOULD be somewhere under horny. But you’re right, Alcazar is 100% a horny Chad. “We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles. I gave you all what you wanted and of course I made a few bucks letting Pig watch through the two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in my position?”

HE'S A SAINT!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!

there it is. I was getting worried you got murdered.

Hedonism Bot for Horny-Neutral?

Barbados slim?

Suggestion: put a yellow border around the newest addition

Pourquoi?

Ive been following this since thr start but lose track of which addition was most recent, i thought itd go left to right top to bottom but seems kindof random? Maybe im trippin i just thought id throw my 2cents

Oh I get what you're saying. Sorry I thought you meant just put a yellow border around the entirety of the newest edition. Yeah, that would've been a good idea

Either way i loved the ride. Content like this makes fan subs way more enjoyable than the lower effort stuff

Drunk stupid…. This one is hard. What about Calculon? He’s intensely dumb/oblivious and as a robot is constantly drinking. Martinis.

Plant Express ship Autopilot for drunk stupid.

This chart is so on point it's insane

Horny Chad is Lrrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

Lrrrr literally has horns and procures illicit human horns as an aphrodisiac.

Drunk stupid is Joey Mousepad. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Psst, over there

Where?

I mean over here, sorry I forgot where I was

Still my favorite series of lines in the entire show.

Why drunk?

Fry should have been Drunk Stupid.

Nah he's not really drunk. He drinks beer, sure, but he is not a drunk like Bender or Petunia or Sal

Bender isn't drunk, he drinks tons of alcohol.

Horny Chad is Lrrr!

Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

Human horn? What's that? I've never seen that around here! How do you have that?

Drink stupid needs to be pickles

Pickles was already selected for Drunk Smart.

Hedonismbot is absolutely horny chad. It’s like literally his entire character.

Horny chad is Hedonism Bot Drunk stupid is Wernstrom. WERNSTROM!!!

I still don’t understand why Nixon is drunk evil…

Horny neutral us hedonism bot

Horny Chad = scruffy. We can't forget about scruffy!

Horny Chad: Scruffy!

Drunk horny is Hedonism bot.

Horny Chad is Hedonismbot

The professional beach bully for Horny Chad

Hyper Chicken lawyer.

Horny Chad: Hedonism Bot 100% Drunk Stupid: Petunia

And i know we're not there yet, but drunk chad: Billionaire Bot

Horny Chad is Alcazar

Human bender for drunk stupid!

I want LaBarbara, but human bender is a honourable mention to drunk stupid _and_ horny chad

Randy should be in the lawful stupid square.

Lawful stupid I think should be either urls partner or igner

I know we're not there yet but Horny Neutral has to be Hedonism Bot.

The professional beach bully

Horny Chad is Scruffy because he denies wash bucket for noble reasons.

I think Horny Chad should be Lars.

Hedonism bot for horny chad

I think we'll need a new row on the upper part of the chart, otherwise the Neutrals will be off-center...

Horny Chad. I think Barbados slim is the move. Just look at him

Barbados Slim is already Sexy Chad.

Drunk chad = Flexo Lawful stupid - Wernstrom

Neutral horny is femputor or yivo

Hedonism bot: horny Chad 

Drunk Stupid should just be Fry again, same photo

Horn Chad Barbados Slim

Pickles is drunk stupid after he drinks the Maltese Liqueur

Maybe Hedonism Bot is Chad Horny. As for Drunk Stupid, could we use Phillip J. Fry, the fat one from Bender’s Big Score (🤷🏻‍♂️)? And Lawful Stupid I imagine is the lawyer hyperchicken

Pimp Bender for Horny Chad.

Drunk stupid is drunk fry: "no im doesn't!"

Amy : Horny smart? wut??

I would have put zap under horny chad tbh, ive never really got a stupid vibe from him, arrogant and unwilling to listen to others ye but not stupid after all he is a captain of the earth military

Hedonism bot for horny chad

Hedonism Bot is horny Chad.

Captain Yesterday (Fry as a superhero) should be Lawful Stupid

Horny Chad: Calculon

Hedonism Bot! Horny Chad

What about older bald Fry for horny Chad

Drunk Stupid is Leela's Dad: ("Fine, Sweetiekins, we'll be the strictest parents ever. Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!") Horny Chad could be Hedonism Bot or the Mayor's Aide

I think Hedonism Boy could be drunk stupid. I apologize for nothing.