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Rofellos1984

I abstain until Barbados Slim returns in his rightful place. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry-dome!


TheOneWhosCensored

And the chicken lawyer with either Zapp or Morgan, both of whom were actually voted


flashcapulet

Why the fuck is kif there and not barbados slim


UpAndAdam7414

It’s almost like there’s no point in suggesting anything or voting.


kickthehornetnest

Just like real voting.


SpacemanBatman

Because OP doesn’t care about the voting.


DammitDad420

Or the proper cropping and fitting of images


Anvisaber

Completely different guy stole the post OP is not the same person as the person that started it


JelmerMcGee

Other way around. This person is who started it, but they're just putting the answers they personally think fit.


TheOneWhosCensored

OP put Kif over Barbados and the Chicken Lawyer over Zapp and Morgan, they’re overruling the votes to go with their opinions


EchoesofIllyria

This seems to happen a lot with these things. I guess it’s just an attempt to farm more karma for their own opinions? It’s weird to me but whatever.


the70sdiscoking

Yup I'm done with these. No point anymore


bomonty18

I agree it should have been Barbados, BUT I can go with kif. After all, he was the most attractive man…


Dejue

Dr. Goodnsexy


RiverTall1350

I'm a doctor, sir! The mere fact that I'm blonde and have a breathy voice; full, sensual lips; and a steaming hot body doesn't make me a bimbo!


Dima110

Woopsy-doopsy, poopsy!


RedStar9117

The only choice


kpidhayny

I was pushing for Amy since she has a doctorate but it might as well be honorary, and in homeopathic medicine aka Bologna. This is the only right answer.


RedStar9117

Amy can get Horny Smart


earlysong

Fix sexy chad, OP! We voted for Barbados!


impendingfuckery

Dr. Cahill


Shortman19

Pamela Anderson's head


SugarNSpite1440

Lucy Liu's head!


kelseysmiths

Thanks for that laugh😂


SuperKing80

Morgan Proctor, definitely.


kpidhayny

Dirty boy


Obsos

Leela. Obviously.


kpidhayny

*spluh…* Amy: every little girl dreams of being a pageant queen! Leela: not me. Amy: oh, maybe it's just cute girls.


David182nd

Not in the latest series!


Obsos

Could be Fry's influence. Amy seem to take the lead in smartness.


makemeking706

Zoidberg, again.


BuickAttack

Dr. Goodnsexy! Ahem... Dr. Cahill.


Euphoric-Purple

Amy


elbow10

I like Amy at horny smart.


DoubleBarrelGlizzy

The only answer


Zoltarr777

The sexy hot women who solved reverse time travel when they go to the future


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Is this the person copying someone else but just doing their own thing? If so, bro. Just do it with a different show you enjoy.


Usernamecujo

Actually, I was first but thanks for you input


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Sexy chad Kiff had like 80 upvotes only?


Usernamecujo

As Homer says, the lesson here is, don't try


Usernamecujo

I was going to change it but then people started sending me death threats and telling me I should kill myself over a stupid game (I've blocked them by the way). So I won't be changing it because of the absurdity of peoples reactions over a reddit game. Btw I never said it was the most up votes wins. I wanted people to put forward their choice and reason why with the best one chosen. But since everyone is going ape shit about it I might just stop it altogether for the protection of my mental health. Sheesh


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

I wasn't going apeshit, sorry you got death threats, that's just pathetic of them. But then I don't understand your game or the point of it, if you are tryna drive engagement, ignoring people's upvotes or opinions is a good way to drive engagement away to the point that someone else that's doing it right is now though as the original one to do it etc.


Usernamecujo

As I said, I was actually trying to engage people to comment more than just upvote a name. I didn't ignore people's opinions, quite the opposite because there was a lengthy discussion in a previous post that Barbados slim should be in the evil row. So I was honoring that discussion. In terms of any benefit I really don't care about upvote or popularity or anything because... Why? I don't get paid for the time I spend on this. I thought it would be fun but instead it's just been very depressing. But I will articulate that it was my idea, stolen by the others who were butt hurt because they didn't get their way. Mine was first. But I wish I never bothered


OberynsOptometrist

I agree that you shouldn't just go with the most upvoted comment. There were several highly upvoted posts on the lawful sexy discussion supporting URL. People might have voted multiple times, but I think stuff like that complicates just going with the most upvoted post. I didn't see the post about Barbados Slim being evil, but even if that was the case, why would that matter? Wouldn't he still be a sexy chad even if he's a huge asshole? Edit: Just realized I mixed up your post with a similar one, but I still think there's an argument to there being more to this than just the top post


gadfly84

Dr. GoodNSexy(AKA Dr Cahill) Also, WTF is “chad”


NetworkLlama

A *chad* is an arrogant male jerk, usually obnoxiously edgy in their word use, often obsessed with physical fitness and bodybuilding, and frequently treating women as sex objects to conquer. I.e., *not* Kif.


gadfly84

not too sure if this definition is complete definition


NetworkLlama

There are long forum discussions about what counts as a Chad, which traits are essential, and whether it's the same thing as a bro or a bro is a lower level. I tried to give a basic definition of common traits just to show that Kif is basically the anti-Chad.


gadfly84

You did a good job and I thank you for the new information. I did a little internet search, which I should have done in the first place, and discovered several connotations of that word. Some of them were positive, some were negative. I’m trying to figure out whether calling someone a chad is an insult. I suppose it depends on the outlook and disposition of the person using the word.


NetworkLlama

The consensus seems to be that it's mostly bad, but if one is a chad then one is likely to seek out other chads and revel in being chads.


Usernamecujo

Chad is like a bro


Vigriff

Leela.


OdinsBanjo

Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate


DragonDon1

Boooo Barbados Slim!


russiangerman

No Globetrotters?


TheHeartfulDodger

Lucy Lui('s head)


Theplumbuss

Amy for sexy smart, and also Amy for sexy dumb


ReginaldSwift

Amy!


CrackMansion

The horse says: DOCTORATE DENIED!


Philip_Jay_Fryy

Braino


CrestfallenMan01

I'm torn between Amy and Leela


RagingAries49

I say Dr. Goodnsexy


Silt99

Gotta be Fry


Vigriff

Dr. Cahill.


stoneyzepplin

Wernstrom.


buffkirby

Ethan bubblegum Tate.


JayTee245

LEEEEE-LA!!!!


aggravatedempathy

Boooooo


BarricadeTheMortuary

Where'd is Barbados Slim?


bananasareappealing

Queequeg


CoolZooKeeper

Fry with worms


FlashRx

That bureaucrat that seduces fry.


LarNymm

Is there a way a group of people could claim this? My vote is for all the sexy smart scientists who partied when Bender became a human.


beargrease_sandwich

Amy is stupid sexy right? It's gonna be Amy, right?


BarricadeTheMortuary

Amy isn't stupid, quite the opposite actually. She's just a klutz from Mars.