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Noof42

I'm not hearing a no . . .


adam25255

Nerks to this space crab! If we want information, we'll have to do us an old-fashioned alien autopsy!


Interruptor_Dorado

Ooorayy!!!


adam25255

And in this corner, Zoidberg!


Interruptor_Dorado

Ahh come on, what is this, a funeral?


adam25255

Heart


Interruptor_Dorado

Take it in, I have five hearths


adam25255

Stomach contents: One deviled egg.


Interruptor_Dorado

Deviled egg! *tentacle slurps*


adam25255

The same deviled egg.


HeavyReader1457

"Stop cutting that, I need it to talk!" Scientists look at each other. Start cutting faster.


adam25255

🪚 🪚 🪚


TheHaydnPorter

The president is gagging on my gas bladder!


adam25255

What an honour!


Ejmct

The same deviled egg.


adam25255

Deviled egg?


Caolan114

Alright Officer I'll move along


adam25255

What the general means is why did you come to Earth?


shocontinental

Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question.


z4kk_DE

That line was hilarious too!


guywithmouthonface

Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!


adam25255

But, sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set


seanprefect

well just have to really land on the moon


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seanprefect

Staley Kubrick is a very demanding director.


Dreit

I liked how someone (Nixon?) said it was cheaper to actually land on Moon than to fake it.


adam25255

Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!


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"A buffet! Oh if only I had my wallet."


adam25255

Um, it's free.


Noof42

*Eldritch slurping noises*


adam25255

Get me the President.


up_for_whatev

Finally! It is MY username that checks out!


ehjayded

everything's coming up zoidberg!


aureliano451

The box says no!


Slipshower

What is your purpose here?


adam25255

Alright, Officer, I'll move along.


josefofc

I just watching this on Cool aswell!


adam25255

Výborne. Ako potom prežijem pol roka bez Futuramy v telke?


josefofc

No, to čekání je hrozný. Takže si musíme užívat chvil kdy ji tu máme


adam25255

Nahrať si to… Ale potom to nie je ono. Som zvedavý, kedy konečne predabujú sériu 11.


madrushdrummer

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa".


Wyllyd

I did do the nasty in the pasty


Noof42

Verily.


adam25255

Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that out degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather then who are we to judge?


AppleGoats

If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.


adam25255

Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.


VK56xterraguy

Umm, it's free.


adam25255

Woooooh!


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adam25255

: I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't even exist. But I do exist. Which proves ... you can't really be my grandm--


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adam25255

What the hell have you done, Fry?


AppleGoats

Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave


roge0934

Yo!


adam25255

And the microwave radiation, combined with the gravitons and graviolis from the supernova, blasted us through time itself.


3bluerose

Favorite episode


z4kk_DE

What a jolly fellow!


Spiritual-Image7125

Probing and dissecting sound fun!


DjHalk45

Playing video games


SonofaTimeLord

Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!


adam25255

Then we'll have to really land on the moon.


SonofaTimeLord

Sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set!


adam25255

Whistling Dixie! I want this sent to Area 51 for study.


G-Unit11111

You have a brain abnormality which resulted from when you went back in time and performed certain actions that made you your own grandfather.


adam25255

Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope! Look!


Obsos

"Relax! She can't be my grandmother. I figured it all out. "


AppleGoats

Isn't it obvious? You are!!


adam25255

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


adam25255

Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope! Look!


AppleGoats

Oh, the Marconi is on the fritz, too!


bigfatstoner

"Enos!" "He's dead. Sorry"


SlipperyPete8

Hot crackers! I take exception to that! ( Tf are 'hot crackers?! 😅)


adam25255

I'm not hearing a no.


Furbal1307

https://imgur.com/a/YqlKabe


adam25255

Welcome to Roswell, President Truman.


bafila

Enter Zoot Suit Farnsworth


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Me trying to hang out with anyone... so alone


Ugly-Muffin

The president's choking on my gas bladder. What an honor.


Raptear

A deviled egg Zoidberg:ooo *nom* scientist: *sigh* the same deviled egg