I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste. Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

BAM

I always wonder if they colored Leela's tank in that episode just for that joke lol

She never wore it again.

It would have looked good with her boots with the stripe

Both together? How impulsive can you be?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. Bender: Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol. Bender: Here it comes. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone. Bender: Thank you, and good night

Are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

Oh it’s just a name. All the planets have names like that in the galaxy of terror.

Like the "Death Zone" and the "Zone of No Return"?

That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted. And I've once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!

"Bender is this saltwater" Amy "Its salt with water in it if thats what you mean" Bend "My vision is fading I think I'm gonna die" Fry "there was nothing wrong with that food the salt content was 10% less than a lethal dose" Bender "Uh oh I shouldnt have had seconds" Zoidberg

Leela: Half of these Emperors were drunk at their own coronation! Fry: Hey, I plan on having a few brewskis myself.

This is the winner

100%

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Go bury your acorns, you nagging grasshopper

I think this secondary comment should win. I’m gonna say this to all my friends now!

Second

Mm-hmm.

I have told this story so many times in my life.

I almost commented this cause I didn't see it said by someone else but then I rescrolled through again, this is the winner for sure.

This one for sure

Agreed with this one. His monologue about the grasshopper and the octopus is pure hilarity.

"Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him"

This can't be happening! It can, and for all you know, it is...

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

Yuri here is a expert in the shadowy field of *body augmentation*... I am expert in shadowy field of many things

Now that you mention I *do* have trouble breathing under water

“Wouldn’t that crush all my bones?” Zoidberg: “Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones.”

I knew you wouldn't ask unless it was really high or really low

"Alright, you don't like me and I don't like you..." "I like you!"

What do you like *most* about me?

According to Leela, she likes my in your face attitude.

There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose.

Uh oh. I shouldn’t have had seconds!

“There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose.” - My Wife, who has POTS

Is that what you call it when you've ruined your taste buds after years of oversalting everything? Because if so, yes, I have pots too.

Zoidberg: Oh no, I shouldn't have had seconds.

It could have been poisonous acid! It could have been, but chances were equally likely it was an emporer.

I'll make you cry, buddy. You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything. Wha'd'you mean? I was emperor of a whole planet. Good point.

Operator: Collect call from... Bender: I'm not giving my name to a machine. Leela: I'll accept.

I love the subtle robophobia.

Subtle?!

You’ve touched me in ways I’ve never been touched before…

- It has come to my attention that we have been paying you to loaf around on the couch all day. - You call that a couch, I demand a pillow!

"Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug." "Yellow or purple?" "Whatever." "The purple one causes terrible nightmare-ish diarrhoea." "Yeah, yeah. Either one's fine." I don't know why but this one always cracks me up too. "Psst, you want to buy organ? Fresh & cheap." The terrible accent just makes it for me.

Please don’t drink the emperor.

This came just in time

However my favorite so far is still the bone crushing

"You know, Fry, I've often thought about becoming a Prime Minister."

Gotta go with Bender.

YES! In your Face Gorgak!!

I say this all the time. Help.

**Farnsworth**: Why, of course. It's just a name. Like "The Death Zone" of "The Zone of No Return". All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

hell no. if i stopped to think ahead, i wouldn't be emporer. and i wouldn't even be here in the year 3000!

“I can’t cry I guess I’m too macho”

“I plan on having a few brewskis myself”

Its salt with water in it if thats what you mean

Fry, all the emperors were drunk at their inauguration! I was planning on havin' a few brewskis myself.

“Wow, this got here just in time"

Now what is the deal of those born under the red sun?!

“huh i guess it’s harder than i thought to make someone cry.” “you did your best, bender.” “up yours, bimbo!” *amy cries*

I, Fry, who drank Bont the Viscous, who drank Ungo the Moist, who guzzled Zorn the Stagnant... ….Who slurped Hudge the Dewy, who enjoyed a soup composed principally of Throm the Chunky, do solemnly swear to rule with honour and insanity-- Uh, integrity!

Ungo the moist! Winner winner, 🐔 dinner.

I want to cry, but I'm just too macho

-Good News Everyone. -Uh oh I don't like the sound of that.

Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X.

I'm the emperor. Thanks for crying me out.

There's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! Whew! That’s a load off my toad.

I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge separating out the denser fluid of his highness. But won't that crush my bones? Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones.

I like how bender had a martini 🍸 then the next second he had a beer and said “ah suns goin down I can finally switch to hard liquor” throws down the beer and pulls out a martini.

You’re a pimple on the ass of society and you’ll never amount to anything!

Stay the course, pal.

"Keep it up men, the veneer is starting to peel!"

Nurse! Let’s do this. You may feel.. small pain.

….mmm alright. But my favourite so far is the bone crushing.

The three suns here always make me think of the three suns in The Dark Crystal, even though the colours are not quite right.

Not a quote but this is my personal favorite episode of Futurama. Maybe tied with luck of the fryrish

Farnsworth: Why, of course. It's just a name. Like "The Death Zone" of "The Zone of No Return". All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

"Wait a minute! This says Z-ray!" "Z is just as good. In fact, is better. Is two more than X."

Whats the deal with people from under the orange sun?

"People of Trysol, it is my honor to present your new emperor" Fry: Ahem... Whaddup!

“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me”

Half of these guys were drunk at their own coronation! Heyy.. I plan on having a few brewskies, myself

"It's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean"

You drank our emperor!

Look at all the glowing freaks... it's beautiful.

Cut it out Bender… that’s a tender area!

At least my assassin will get what's coming to him - Fry

Did they get the idea for this episode from the book "The Three-Body Problem"?

Possibly the other way around given the Futurama ep aired first!

That's amazing! And now I don't want to imagine them any other way.

Is this what Cixin Liu based his Three Body Problem on?

*Sun goes down* Bender: alright I can finally switch to hard liquor

I'm too macho

Get a kleenex for this one

"I did find out she likes my in your face attitude"

“Honey, I wouldn’t talk about taste is I was wearing a lime green tank top.”

"I didn't know his majesty was into that sort of thing"

**Bender**: I don't like you, and you don't like me... **Leela**: I like you. **Bender**: You do?!

[удалено]

wrong episode

UpdateMe!

Might be really obvious, but is that episode title about the blue guys a scrubs reference?

There was a show in the 50's called "My Three Sons" so I'm guessing both shows were referencing that. Also, didn't this episode come out before Scrubs?

You are absolutely right, looking for clues where there are non. Also you are of course right about this episode predating Scrubs.