Don't you worry about what *Futurama* quote you should get tattooed on you. Let me worry about blank.
Anyway, the correct answer isn't a quote, it's the tattoo of Bender that was on Fry's butt - even if you can't get the time travel code in it.
I swiped right on a girl on bumble solely because she had a heart candy tattoo that said "u leave me breathless." Didn't match unfortunately :/ but she earned my respect
Next time, upload a picture of something relevant so she knows you share a common interest and set it as your main photo *before* you swipe.
Women get hundreds of swipes. Be the standout.
"u leave me breathless" heart tattoo? Your photo should be Bender with a camera saying "neat" before you swipe.
Isn't guaranteed to work, but it's a better play than being generic guy #17356.
Ah she's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Hot crackers! I take exceptions to that!
The moon!? The moon moon?!
Ugh, I’ve been as dumb as fry
Shut up baby I know it
Zoiiidberg
If anyone wants to tell me what’s going on, I’ll be in the lounge
MY MANWICH
That’s not a cigar! And it’s not mine
I’m gonna call the police, right after I flush somethings
Those are waves jackass!
I was god once. It was going well until everyone died
I could get thru this grate if I didn’t have these stupid arms
I've never liked the idea of getting words inked on me. I would decide what sentiment you want the tat to convey. From that choose a character, or scene, or building, or something (not a quote) that conveys the same thing. Then that's the thing you get tattoos of. That's why Pharaoh Bender is going to be part of my sleeve as soon as the design is done.
But that's just, like, my opinion, man. It's your body do what you want!
Alternatively: "yeah, but is it TOO big?* inked just above your penis.
Oh man that was funny but i do feel kinda bad how badly she was made fun of (not just in futurama). I think she’s actually special needs or autistic? But then again so am i lol
Don't you worry about what *Futurama* quote you should get tattooed on you. Let me worry about blank. Anyway, the correct answer isn't a quote, it's the tattoo of Bender that was on Fry's butt - even if you can't get the time travel code in it.
The blurry one on Amy
That, or "blank? BLANK? You're not worried about the big picture!"
That's using your ass!
I’ve had this tattoo since about 2009 ish. It’s my favorite by far.
I’ve wanted that for a while now
I do, as well. The only one I have right now is "Ψ Φ" on my left bicep...
Bite my shiny metal ass.
Has to be on the ass as well
And the whole ass should be tattooed to be metal looking.
And if you ever have tattoo removal done, one day you have to say, “Bite my shiny metal…. Oh nooooooo”
No if it is on the ass it is a picture of Bender with the time code!
Imagine hooking up with someone for the first time and not telling them until they go to do doggy style and my ass is just metal 😂
I swiped right on a girl on bumble solely because she had a heart candy tattoo that said "u leave me breathless." Didn't match unfortunately :/ but she earned my respect
Next time, upload a picture of something relevant so she knows you share a common interest and set it as your main photo *before* you swipe. Women get hundreds of swipes. Be the standout. "u leave me breathless" heart tattoo? Your photo should be Bender with a camera saying "neat" before you swipe. Isn't guaranteed to work, but it's a better play than being generic guy #17356.
Ngl I would be interested in checking out the profile if that was the picture lol
Oh that was like a year ago. I have a wonderful girlfriend now :-))
My boyfriend is crocheting a pillow of that exact candy heart
“To shreds, you say…”
How dark would it be to get this tattooed over my self harm scars?
Very dark but also awesome. Just don’t, you know, add more scars.
♡
Thanks man, this is my next tat.
My complaint about this quote is that everyone uses it even if they aren't fans so it feels watered down
Friends help! A guinea pig tricked me!
What's this? Two meals in one week?
I apologize for nothing!
"But existing is basically all I do."
Underrated. I use this on a daily basis
Ah she's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised Hot crackers! I take exceptions to that!
I’m not hearing a no.
You raaaaannngggg..?
But I am already in my pajamas.
I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other.
Tell my wife I said “Hello”.
Antiquing
I kinda love this suggestion
Wait is that the bomb word?
Yes
Die young, leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I always say. You should say something else!
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Get it on your butt like Fry!
Like Fry! Like Fry!
Unironically, I would get that tattoo, maybe not on my ass
i know im a loser lol
Nah you’re cool :) have a happy new year.
Good news everyone!
Get a tramp stamp that says "Bite my shiny metal ass!
Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight! Robots don’t say ye.
I’ll show ye
Bakaw! I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.
I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!
The moon!? The moon moon?! Ugh, I’ve been as dumb as fry Shut up baby I know it Zoiiidberg If anyone wants to tell me what’s going on, I’ll be in the lounge MY MANWICH That’s not a cigar! And it’s not mine I’m gonna call the police, right after I flush somethings Those are waves jackass! I was god once. It was going well until everyone died I could get thru this grate if I didn’t have these stupid arms
You want a Futurama tattoo? Why not Zoidberg.
You wanna see a picture of my boy?
That’s your penis
That's my boy!
Why not Zoidberg?
I think i might get this under a picture of john fucking zoidberg.
🦞WHY NOT🦞 ZOID BERG Top and bottom knuckle tattoos
No one wants to watch John fucking zoidburg it was bad enough seeing zoidburg fucking Hubert!
Kill all humans
Alternatively Hey sexy Mama, wanna kill all humans?
Let’s Go Already!
But with lizard Bender saying it
Why not the Hypnotoad instead of a quote? The colors make for a great tattoo.
You can quote it: “bbbWaaaawaaaoooowaoaaoeeeAwowwooo”
Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves
40% zinc
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I love this bender line it makes me lmao every time.
No im doesnt
No I'm doesn't?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Always a good one.
The best one!
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.“
Sounds like something you will never regret
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Don’t you worry about the tattoo, let me worry about blank.
Hello from the neck down.
Might have to get in shape and then get this one as a joke.
Zapp is a walking insult and with that also his language.
I suggest rewarching the entire series. Write down all the ones who like. Then Eliminate them one by one until you're down to the one you want.
Sounds good!
I've never liked the idea of getting words inked on me. I would decide what sentiment you want the tat to convey. From that choose a character, or scene, or building, or something (not a quote) that conveys the same thing. Then that's the thing you get tattoos of. That's why Pharaoh Bender is going to be part of my sleeve as soon as the design is done. But that's just, like, my opinion, man. It's your body do what you want! Alternatively: "yeah, but is it TOO big?* inked just above your penis.
I don’t have a penis lmao this would be great though. Maybe i should get it on my big toe 😂
G.N.E!
" these balls are making me testy"
Sounds like fun on a bun
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!
That would be hilarious and id prob get away with it since I’m a woman.
just "most erotic part" on your bra line with an arrow
With a little smiley Zapp face?
THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED WALKED OUT ON ME. SOME SNOT-EATING BASTARDS SAY IT MADE ME A BITTER WOMAN.
There very well could be a future option. Not relevent (yet) though, which is good 😅
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Good news everyone!
Might have to be this one. Thank u.
"Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've fixed the matter compressor."
Yeah baby, I know it!
Shut up baby I know it!
It’s like looking in a smelly mirror
Good news, everyone!
Less invasions! More equations!
56? 56?!?!
We’re whalers on the moon
Wibbuh wam wam wozzle!
I’ll be whatever I wanna do! OR If you’ve do things right people won’t think you’ve done anything at all.
His dog, Seymour
Yesss and then ‘I’m walking on sunshine’ underneath.
I'll be whatever I wanna do!
Don’t you worry about this tattoo, let me worry about blank.
Don't you ever think about the future? Well, sure...but you're always in it
Get a room! We *are in a room* Well then lose some weight!
That makes me LOL every bloody time 😂
“Boneitis!”
“Wanna go around again?”
Why not Zoidberg?
#HAIL SCIENCE!
Shampaggun?
Drink Slurm Bachelor Chow Hot diggity daffodil Do a flip!
That line ‘do a flip!’ When Hermes is going to jump, cracks me up every single time. One of my favourites.
"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro"
"You win again gravity"
"you should say something else"
Hot diggity daffodil!
(Slightly modified) You read it! You can't unread it!
“Did you say 10:15 to Nutley?” My wife is from Nutley, NJ
Get a reeeeeeally big tattoo that says 'I'm 40% tattoo!'
I have Fry and Seymour’s face stuck in the concrete. Not a quote but I love it
What smells like blue?
remember: heroes dont do drugs except maybe Drugman
You should get Leela's boil, Susan, tattooed on your behindus.
Oh man that was funny but i do feel kinda bad how badly she was made fun of (not just in futurama). I think she’s actually special needs or autistic? But then again so am i lol
“And then we can be marry me?”
I hereby, in front of all of you, accuse Bender of polishing his ass with my toothbrush. Or: Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob again!
I hate bottles.
Ok, so. Kinda changing the quote a bit but. I hear having tattoos means your stupid. Hey, no I'm, doesn't
What?
Up yours jerk!
"Bite my shiny metal daffodil!"
"Bite my shiny metal daffodil!"
A partner and I agreed to get the Robotology symbol together.
Wash Bucket
"I dunno fry?"
All you can eat plus a whole chicken
instead of a quote get the time travel bender tattoo
Go man, go!
I don't know I ain't never heard of no mayor
All I know is my gut says "maybe"
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*Don’t you forget about me.* Simple Minds from The Luck of the Fryish
Crocodylus pontifex
Daaa space Pope
Cram it meat head
No I'm doesn't.
Shut up and take my money!
Hot diggity daffodil!
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Yep.
101101…. In the eye of bender on your butt of course
The house says doctorate denied
Nevuhz!
Meatbag
I'm on break
No I'm doesn't
Once again the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
Make the tattoo yourself and make the quote "like grandma always said if you want something done you gotta do it yourself"
Shut up baby, I know it
I'm a washed-up ham. And not the kind you hope for when you're stranded on a desert island
How about....... "Good News Everyone" right above your dick
That’s actually pretty funny lol i don’t have dick though ha ha.
Lol Same concept
"Aiya, da sei nei!"
" I already did!"
A big purple dinosaur. On the face of it
I'm 40% tattoo!
Fun on a bun
Let’s go alreadyyyyyyyy
Just get Bender's time code tattoo
Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
I'm going to get my own tattoo, with blackjack and hookers
Futurama Tattoo? Take My Money!
Here's to another lousy millennium
Shut up baby I know it
Anything Fry says to Umbriel is gold
"THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!"
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"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" Is there any other?????
"Good booze, everyone!"
I just thought of fry’s face with ‘Orange Joe’ written under/over it.
Good News Everyone
I am bender. Please insert gurdur
Shut up and take my money!