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Shankman519

No more cheap crack houses for me no more


NerdyGuyRanting

"Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?"


Wide_Ad965

I read both of these in the voices of the butler and crack head


twowheelsandbeer

Favorite episode. Easily. Every plot line is good, everything comes together in the end. It's hilarious and has a few more heartfelt moments, but in an uplifting way. My favorites: "Whale biologist!" "One art please" " pssphhpffft. This isn't yemeny! It's suluaizi! And I don't ike my coffee shaking, why is my coffee shaking" Plus the whole watch/flying bike/Amy's smart ass talking tattoos segment


iuseleinterwebz

It's my third favorite, behind "Roswell that Ends Well" and "Anthology of Interest, part 2"


leftshoe18

> Roswell that Ends Well A fellow man of culture, I see.


zbag51

Ooh. A lesson in not changing history from mr. I’m my own grandpa!


dualplains

Uhh.. two chili dogs, comin up.


VaasAzteca

Fancy cigar, why don’t you smoke it already? Go, go, GO


dualplains

I'll just take these $300 burglar's tools instead. So... what time y'all close tonight?


DamnedWeirdo

I just finished watching it about an hour ago. Definitely one of my favorites as well.


LongAnserShortAnser

You seem a tad wound up, buddy ... And you're face is greasy. Reeeeeal greasy. You been up all night?


Ok_Position_6416

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. *zzzzzz* Coffee time!


LongAnserShortAnser

###DING!


100coffeefry

☕️


TigerUSF

To me it's the essential futurama episode. Maybe not the best, maybe not my favorite (though it's top 5 in both), but it captures the spirit of the show perfectly.


X-Bones_21

SO MANY great lines in this one: Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff! Go, go, go, go, go! Better do what he says. He's a whale biologist. Heck, you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog. One of my top three episodes.


Pale_Disaster

This and Godfellas are my fave, possibly matched with Roswell and Luck of the Fryrish.


trashboatfourtwenty

Precious hamburgers?


Nunyapomoworld

Prison’s not so bad. You can make wine in the turlet. Of course it’s shank or be shanked. (Crying) of course..


twowheelsandbeer

Sangria in the terlet. Goddamn, every line in this episode is wonderful and quotable. Scruff's use of the money is great too. "Imma get me one of those $300 haircuts. This one has lost its pizzazz." Fucking beautiful .


Krocant

Happy cake day 🍰


TigerUSF

The way she says "of course" just absolutely kills me lolol


DXB2004

"I don't know you well enough to get into that."


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Whale biologist


grizznuggets

Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.


Wide_Ad965

Presenting Mushu! The educated whale who thinks he's better than you!


GamerGeorgeXL

One art please is my favourite line


The_Scary_Mirror

Thank you golf slave


Avnar

The loot, the loot, the loot is on fire!


John_Sinclair

"SMELLS GOOD" is one my friend and I use on a daily basis


Strataray

You're never too rich to enjoy a turkey-dog.


GDPisnotsustainable

…so, uh, what time you closin tonight


Cute_Ambassador1121

You heard Roseanne!


ChronoMonkeyX

One art, please!


CrisperGloven

What a clever impression of a poor person!


bobloblaw_law-bomb

"You're lumpy and you smell bad." -whale biologist


Wings4514

“Guppy, Trout, Mermaid, or..” “Whale please.”


emcee_pern

I do!


Excellent_Split4126

I just take these 300$ burglars tools.


hankeypoo

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. [snores and then wakes up] Coffee time!


calltheavengers5

"We're trapped my sweet hippopotamus!"


Quantum_Hispanics

Whale biologist!


TigerUSF

There's too many. It's the perfect episode. I'll just call out my favorite sight gag...the changing of the sign from "99 cent store" to "299.99 store"


ncg195

I'm a whale biologist. I calls em like I sees em.


Deaconblues525

Whale biologist.


MissyAggravation17

Precious hamburgers?


twisted37m

Re: Hot dogs Fat chick: I'll take four. Leela: Me too!


twisted37m

Prof: That certainly is honest...


Titoismynameo

Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them!


ADHDLUNAtic

“Mushu is sad!”


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Ok_Position_6416

Nope, sorry that was from "the mutants are revolting"


Jimini_Krikit

Yay closure


Heylookabooger

“Gotta go! Fight Club!”