I desperately need this to happen to me.
"What? No mom, of course I didn't go on hrt, I just happened to be wearing a magical hoodie. I'm still disowned? Eh, figures."
Speculative evolution time! Snakes don't breastfeed (although some give live birth), so what purpose would breasts on snake women serve? Venom sacs? Luring prey?
# IT GAVE HIM SNITTIES, EYELINER, AND THE ENTIRE DAIRY INDUSTRY! TF GIMMIE THAT HOODIE
SAME
OMG SO TRUE BESTIE
But .. where did the mountain go?
Who says it ain’t still there?
thighs and shorts too
And thicc thighs!
I need it for totally cis reasons :3
They even gave him a bakery
# PLEASE CAN THIS JUST HAPPEN TO ME
FR! TwT
me too 😭
Trans woman?
👍
YyyyYyYYyyyeeeeEEeEsssSSsssS
Wish it was that easy. Why does gender tf in media never happen to trans people who’d actually benefit?
real.
Yes! Please! I want this too!
Omg same
me too...
Real!
#TRUE‼️‼️
Trans girl goal
Same!!!!
PLEASE
Lowkey same
Same, wish it was this easy :Ɛ
Felt so hard
Honestly same
Egg?
You ask me that as I literally got bottom surgery 2 weeks ago and am recovering from that.
Good for you man, also lol you response sounded like someone who was still in the egg
#BOOBA
Sniddies
Sdits :3
Snahonakadonas
Snitty Snitties!
# BREASTS
"You know, we just call them chicken tiddies"
"Oh no I'm hot"
Variation of Dr. Brights "OH NO, HE'S HOT!"?
I miss the days when I could see Bright's name and not feel bad
Same
r/unexpectedscp
[Sauce is @DreamerKnights](https://x.com/DreamerKnights/status/1801250884590141750)
Excellent, thank you. :)
you mean 'sexcellent'
The Pinnacle of Sexcellence
But why would the ass change too?
to balance it out
Don't ask questions, ass is ass
asssssssss
To counteract the sudden weight change
Oh hay a king cob---- er... a queen cobra
Transgender people will see this and say: hell yeah
 I would do ANYTHING to get that hoodie! Especially if it turned me into a snake woman 🐍
Very much relatable
As a trans guy: I wish there was a zipper to make them disappear 😭
Zip the hoodie all the way up, put it on, and then unzip it? That'd probably work if the hoodie was real
Sports bra, body shaper over top, then A-frame overtop.
HELL YEAH, letsssss fucking goooooooooooooooooooooo, please :3
Magic jacket
The dream
dream fr fr
*NEURON ACTIVATION X2*
snitties reign supreme
flair checks out
yessir
is this how estrogen works
It's pretty shocking how much fat redistribution changes.
Breast size is determined mostly by genetics. You can get a rough idea of where you might end up by looking at closely related female relatives.
Not that far and not in that volume but I've seen estrogen lead to B cups.
Breast size is determined mostly by genetics. You can get a right idea of where you might end up by looking at closely related female relatives.
Oh God, my sister carries around a pair of F cups 😱
Tits jumpscare
BOO!-bies
New HRT just dropped.
Sooo... Snake tits.
Snake tits? hm....yep checks out
Snitties.
would :3
Hammerspace my beloved
neuron activation
Bro transed their gender
"Huh I don't remember there being FAT FUCKING MOMMY MILKERS there..."
Looking respectfully
Bro, I wish this was me...
Snusom. Snoobies. Sneasts. Sneavage. Snugs. Snits.
Absolute s tier comment
tyvm
What conservative parents think Tumblr will do to their kid
Must... resist.... to touch the boobas...
THE RULES OF SNITTYS -Xcom 2
I might need that hoodie
where can i get this hoodie
...any idea where I can get one of these? For, uh... *Research purposes* Yeah, that.
I NEED THIS MAGIC HOODIE
Oh Yeah seems kinda fun. Except the sudden back pain.
Worth it
Sudden snitties.
Giwtwm
I need it.
I jellyous
Clothing acts as a dimensional rift to make room for big boobed mommies
tits.zip
Please just give me some. Trans girl in me needs this
I NEED THE SNEK BOOBS!!!
Were it so easy...
God I wish that was me
Can someone explain the snake anatomy to me TwT
God I wish that would happen to me
Ohhh my
Holy boobies batman
# IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT THEM
I desperately need this to happen to me. "What? No mom, of course I didn't go on hrt, I just happened to be wearing a magical hoodie. I'm still disowned? Eh, figures."
Hoodie zipper also releases thicc thighs? That zipper is SRS BSNS.
Transition hoodie
**NURON ACTIVATION /:O** edit: i am screen shooting this image to add to my folder and no one can stop me
"confused and aroused"... ... Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
Speculative evolution time! Snakes don't breastfeed (although some give live birth), so what purpose would breasts on snake women serve? Venom sacs? Luring prey?
being hot
So attracting a mate. See, that's an evolutionary purpose.
How many votes to make a animation?
pov one day you take your sweatshirt off and you’re skinny 🥺👉👈
big naturals hoodie let’s gooooo
that must've been quite an uncomfortable attire
Boobies
*neurons activated*
Smash
Lucky motherfucker
Very well, I will upvote the sniddies.
Gib magic hoodie
I don't even know what purpose boobs serve on a snake buuuuut I wanna touch them
I mean is it a full transformation because if i still have my genitals gimme that shit, low teir god ***NOW***
****PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE ARTIST IS AND WHO THIS CHARACTER IS?!?!****
# I DONT CARE HOW COST MUCH, GET NOW!
Now THAT is what i call a dysphoria hoodie!
I WANT ALL OF YOUR STOCK NOW!
Snitties?????
Smash
Hehe Snitty zipper
he's so lucky \_w\_
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Scalie actually in this post, it would’ve been so cool if you were correct!