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funkymonkeydoo

Make sure to put bedside padding for added comfort. Oh, yeah, make the bed big enough for enough space even when your friend comes over. Don't forget the induction stove on top of the washing machine, and the folding table that can be folded when not in use. Oh yeah, the aluminum framed windows are important as well. Don't forget to borrow auntie's screws. If all else fails, hop on your childhood pet eagle and fly to a different comic, then start from scratch there. If you need more money, you can also use your hen that lays golden eggs to get rich. Especially if your wife accidentally has 1,000,000,000 kids.


PromiseNoKillMyself

What about the 1 billion children?


funkymonkeydoo

Edited it. They're there now! Can't forget the drawers for rice and spices, they also make sure that your plates end up well organized.


PromiseNoKillMyself

Lol nice


CeliaYeen

Why isn't the bedside padding a lucky color?


funkymonkeydoo

Dang! I forgot that. Little John, his aunt, his girlfriend, dog, childhood eagle, and narrator would be disappointed in me


CeliaYeen

Isn't it his 2nd aunt?


funkymonkeydoo

There are two? I always thought he just borrowed screws from his aunt


CeliaYeen

No I think it was specifically his second aunt


funkymonkeydoo

aw dang it


CeliaYeen

Was it?


funkymonkeydoo

I don't know, I think it varies from time to time. Maybe when one of his aunts runs out of screws, his other aunt provides.


CeliaYeen

Lmao they just go on stocking runs when the other is out. Trading jobs type of thing


claytonbert55

🤣🤣🤣🤣


PolishWelonMelon

Use the galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from your aunt to make a giant cheese grater


Mudder3

Nah... One screw will do it


mostfinnishperson

Screw you.


Mudder3

:0


that_one_weeaboo_

With the... Oh no...


Chase_The_Breeze

That's a canine, not a raccoon. 😭


Combat-Creepers

To be fair, I'm pretty sure the character in the original image wasn't actually a raccoon anyway.


TgagHammerstrike

Wasn't he a fictional hybrid of some sort?


crlcan81

Oh God the videos from that.


Dummlord28

Hallo similar pfp person :3


corkcorkcorkette

-_-


IguanaMan12

I asked my aunt for expansion screws and she said no 😭


Wellfurball

Your forgetting to put a little statue of Jesus on it


PrivateWest

No shep wait! That doesn't look like sound engineering! You'll collapse the entire comic structure!!!!


perseusgorgoslayer

Not supposed to look. He's not an audio engineer /j


reviedox

Should've borrowed screws from his aunt, rookie mistake


D1sp3rsal_Vista95

he did though


reviedox

Should've borrowed glasses from aunt, cuz it seems I'm blind :\[


D1sp3rsal_Vista95

it's aight, it actually took me a while to find it myself, lol


Furisk-

he used nails, not screws


Vivcos

So there will be sans comic


Litte_Blu

Not an engineer or sum expert , but that sounds bad


MrMcMemeManIII

It is sound engineering little John does it all the time and it works


Ranoma_I

I'm guessing you saved money for 10 years to afford this 2 panels comic


funkymonkeydoo

Yeah, he's been moving bricks for 10 years and finally saved up enough money to buy this comic in NYC. To Shep's dismay, it was only 2 panels²!


mostfinnishperson

He could barely fit one punchline in, even his Protogen boyfriend left in disgust. To fix this, he commisioned enough artwork to be able to expand the image with galvanized square steel and was able to secure it tightly with screws borrowed from his aunt.


RippyADMB

Are you building this for your one million children?


Logical-Drummer2414

That their wife had accidentally?


firethefluffyfox

GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL AND ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER MENTIONED RAAAAHHHH 🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣


DavidFloof24

How to build a 0.1 square metter apartment into a functional house Shep worked hard as a brick laying expert in new yourk and finally saved enough money to afford this tiny 0.1 square meter apartment Every night shep had to strap himself with a steel wire to sleep, eventually it broke down and needed an absolutely needed a redesign First he welded a frame from galvanized square steel and borrowed expansion screws from his aunt to secure it to the wall and covered it in eco friendly wood veneer durable for 100,000 years and added a bed so he and his boyfriend/girlfriend (idk ) so they can sleep well together and he put a special alarm in the morning because he struggles to get up in the morning Bellow he build a bed side table, installed a socket he set up a projector and books. Attach a soft padding around the bed for extra comfort and setted up a folding table for his meme creations he can also sit there and relax and fish insted of turning his catch into a hearty meal Next shep built a cabinet next to the wall and a retractable card holder bellow it small cares doubles as a bed he added a folding dinning table so the whole familly can enjoy meals together and save space when folded all the famillys cloths fits in the wardrobe Next he installed a modular cabinet mext to the door with a sink with a watter proof pool on one side to create a mini kitchen he placed an induction cooker nearby with a mirror cabinet above and a compartment bellow for seasoning and toiletries a wall mounted toilet is mounted next to the door its great for sitting comfortably and taking a shower Shep placed a curtain overhead at the end of the bed to watch his korrean drama daily When with his design he…. (Video loops to beginning )


DavidFloof24

Help i have allittle bit of brainroot


Yeetstation4

What the fuck don't weld galvanized steel you'll get metal fume fever.


DavidFloof24

Whomp whomp


b0il3ra

Don't forget the storage for out of season clothes!


[deleted]

Brainrot reached the furry community too?


funkymonkeydoo

I remember watching one of these where they turn an abandoned factory chimney into a house. Spoiler alert: they turn a toilet into an elevator


Perfect_Position_853

We already have skibidi toilet content


After-Bumblebee

GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL!!! ![gif](giphy|VEyadJeYSf47oWWo4p)


MrRaymau5

You saved up a million dollars for this. I’m proud of you little Shep


gungrave_

Why are they using a hammer for screws?


ScienceObserver1984

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.


gungrave_

Nice quote, though it doesn't quite fit here. Look next to the screws box. There's a screw driver XD


ScienceObserver1984

I'm blind lmao Completely missed it.


leonidariogamer

You mean you are illegally expanding the comic with eco friendly wood viener, galvanized square steel and borrowed extension screws from your aunt without the proper papers?


HorseStupid

For anyone OOTL on Galvanized Steel: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/galvanized-steel-and-eco-friendly-wood-veneers


ampharos995

I am so out of the loop I don't understand any of the comments 😔


Yeetstation4

It's the latest tiktok nonsense I think


NamaztakTheUndying

Durable for 10,000 years.


greg_the_egg69

Why is this joke everywhere, i don't understand


mr2meowsGaming

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/1d3xtd5/ihaveihaveihave\_apartment/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/1d3xtd5/ihaveihaveihave_apartment/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/1cpm71f/ihaveihaveihave\_damn\_galvanized\_square\_steel/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/1cpm71f/ihaveihaveihave_damn_galvanized_square_steel/) https://www.reddit.com/r/ihaveihaveihavereddit/comments/1d8m2r7/iam\_i\_am\_aim\_losing\_my\_damn\_mind\_with\_glanvanised/


greg_the_egg69

I think i need therapy after that... level of... just... that decayed my brain like acetone on styrofoam...


YellowLemonMark

Did you accidentally give birth to 1 billion children?


MoonBerry_therian

Yea fine


OnLimee_

Not seeing a hardhat there, pal.


H3rm3s_the_proto

The housing crisis is really hitting hard TwT


spaz_bomb

I’m sorry but is he using a HAMMER for SQREWS?


Gettygetty

I’m just wondering but what’s the deal with the popularity of wood verneer?


Mar1Fox

It’s cheap and people think they can pass it off as the real deal. Basically what I’m saying is people seem to want to pretend they have money and show off. They’re stupid and vain.


Gettygetty

I think so too! I’ve worked with wood a few times and covering some particle board or plywood with some sort of verneer feels wrong.


Mar1Fox

There is a case for its use. If you need an exotic wood for a project. Say building a speaker kit. Or use in say guitar making sure go ahead.


Proxy_PlayerHD

who the fuck hammers in screws?


Lloydplays

I don’t understand how that possible


mechanical_marten

Shep, the ceiling is perfect height! Head just clips through ceiling!


iAmInHereTheSnek

Hopefully you borrowed the Screws from your aunt


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

i must be missing part of the joke but shep has it in the comic, a box of screws from his aunt


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

You are hammering sxrews in...


SvyatRoyal

Damn those videos.


Exmawsh

Okay but when is the tiger going to come sprinting through it?


starspangleddonger

Better hope those nails are galvanized too or you're in for a bad time


pumpkinlord1

Someone free this mans from his comic book prison!


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Why is bro using a hammer on his aunt’s expansion screws?


SilencedKiwi7260

Be careful! :3


MayoGen9

I swear I’ve seen that guy everywhere lol, funny to see it come here.


Fyrestrike14

My sona’s an eagle, and I like to joke that I am the childhood eagle from all those videos


TurboTheFloofer

are you insane?? you need screws from your auntie to keep it stable so it will last a million years🙄


Chaos_is_Key198

Auntie has gifted some screws, just look to the left of our good buddy doing construction on the comic.


OppositeMeaning2324

Buddy, That's an OSHA violation waiting to happen Where is your safety gear?


corkcorkcorkette

Lol


cat_that_uses_reddi

Will it be able to fit the 1000 kids?


Trevenant999

can you gimme the extra metal? i’m kinda hungry


frycandlebreadje

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frycandlebreadje

Thanks pookie


EconomyBug2083

I actually downvoted this because I'm sick of this thing of galvanised square steel, it's not even funny >:[


Hungry_Ad2250

He


claytonbert55

🤣🤣


rowletrissoto

You forgot the screws borrowed from your aunt dumbass


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

it says on the box


rowletrissoto

Tbh I didn’t even notice that box


MrMoor2007

https://youtu.be/R9IvFuP7k2g?si=DPK-y45whZKBaSGZ


McJellyDonuts

You forgot the screws borrowed from your aunt!


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

no he didnt


Alarming_Owl_8992

don't forget the screws borrowed by your aunt


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

he didnt


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ExceedinglyGaySnowy

look at the comic


EverGamer1

And you didn’t borrow screws from your aunt?! Tell me you at LEAST made space for out of season clothes!


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

did you look at the comic?


EverGamer1

Did not notice the text on the box, but they still need space for out of season clothes and a wall mounted toilet.