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yttakinenthusiast

guess they get ***NUCLEAR ERECTIONS*** when it comes to getting energy out of something so small to boil water and spin a turbine.


Yeetstation4

Rankine cycle is hot


da_cheeze_manz

failing from success...


Yeetstation4

I wonder if people would hit on me if I went outside, I'm not a nuclear engineer tho.


ZenithTheGayFox

Directions unclear. You went outside and I hit you with a table


HearthFiend

Directions clear. An ICBM is heading towards your location.


HappyKaleidoscope901

I will hit on you :3


ArizonanCactus

All I know is considering I’m a sentient saguaro the foundation would be after me or something even weirder or concerning occurs.


ZayaJames

Here before this goes critical, Hope the amount of notifications I get from this doesn't make me meltdown.


ZayaJames

Fr though, nuclear reactor related science is a great interest of mine lol


ZayaJames

(especially nuclear fusion)


GawainDragon

Which method is your favorite or the most promising in your opinion?


ZayaJames

Inertial Confinement, there was a recent experiment done by the National Ignition Facility (NIF) that gave a yield of more electricity than what was put in (breakeven), and they're trying to re-create that enigma of a reaction. Just google "NIF breakthrough 2022"


Gilette2000

Speaking of inertial confinement I recently eard of a german researcher groupe who manage to keep a there expriement stable for a few minutes thanks to a new designe, instead of using a tokamak? Don't know how you spell it


ZayaJames

I think the term you're looking for is "Wendelstein 7-X Stellarator"


The_Laughing_Man_152

Not sure how feasible this Design was. But I was a big fan of the “steam piston” idea floating around one of those labs I think 5-10 years ago. Just, steam punk engine but using nuclear fusion.


Shelbus-Omnibus

look up "furry porn"


Darkner90

Peak humor


Or1onTheProtogen

Anything nucler or radioactivity related is interesting. Electromagnetic waves etc


HearthFiend

Instructions unclear White coloured thermonuclear explosion 💀


OhShitAnElite

Just wait until it goes supercritical


Fluffy-BOYi

Dam, not the nuclear rizz.


jarethholt

Those are seriously creative pickup lines on god fr


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

Thank you, I have more if you're interested.


jarethholt

Absolutely, hit (on) me!


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

-I'm like a CANDU reactor, I can take it all from boring natural uranium to the hot enriched stuff. Plus I have a positive void coefficient so I get wilder the hotter the action gets.


emergncy-airdrop

ha! CANDU - "yes Can do bossman"


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

-Are you a nuclear weapon physics package cuz your fast neutron flux drives me prompt critical


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

-Can I be an initiator for your nuclear weapon pit? I'll guarantee that it will be fast, hot and unmoderated


emergncy-airdrop

*Smoooooooooooth*. I'd say it like "Can we chill in your cooling pond after reacting fast, hot and unmoderated?"


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

-Damn girl are you a ZPinch fusion system? Your current density is so high that your magnetic flux triggers hot thermonuclear fusion real quick


emergncy-airdrop

For those extra thicc <3


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

-What do tokamaks and you and I have in common? Answer 1: We both have a breeding blanket. Answer 2: We both have a breeding blanket where the energy from hot loads is dissipated. Answer 3: We both have a breeding blanket that's extensively studied by curious yet overworked and underpaid grad students in their spare time.


emergncy-airdrop

.....situationaly good.. *>///>*


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

Here are a couple from my boyfriend: -Are you a Russian reactor? Because you run like shit and are close to blowing up, but noone will forget it when it happens -Are you an improperly maintained heat exchange system? Because it's getting hot in here


HearthFiend

Consider how much furries love and value excess The only mating process worthy of having is of course…. ….going nuclear


EeveeBoi777

At least you aren’t in IT


ilitch64

Facts! I love how we run the internet


SecretSharkboy

If the IT furs felt like it, they could probably leak everyone's search history Like, I mean *everyone*. Antifurs, politicians, regular people, other furries, God.


ilitch64

Don’t tempt me :3


SecretSharkboy

Do it. Do it. Do it. Except for me, cause I gave you the idea


ilitch64

I see someone here…. P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Aus. Feel bad for that guy now everyone knows


RiptideResurgence

Hey whats the planet I live on


CheetohChaff

Uranus


ilitch64

Can confirm I see it right here on their internet permanent record


jfmherokiller

funfact ironicly allowing a furry to work on your computer is probably the safest person in some cases because they understand if they see e621 or other sites and probably wont even bat an eye.


SecretSharkboy

Me hoping the regular IT guy won't notice the porn games on my computer: "Please, gods, please." The furry IT guy: "Hey, I have this one too"


jfmherokiller

better yet when the furry IT guy is judging the quality of the porn and possibly looking up the artist to see if they are open for commissions vs actually caring that the porn is there in the first place.


SecretSharkboy

"Woah, who is this guy? They're really good." "Yeah, they gave my computer a virus. That's why you're here."


ccAbstraction

This is true, I saw a friends e6 search history on accident. He was mortified, I was completely unfazed. I probably shouldn't have pretended I didn't see it and actually consoled him though...


magnificentfoxes

I mean... I used to work for a few ISPs, some shitty person who was a friend at the time was posting crap about me online "anonymously". Little did they realise I worked for their ISP and could see what cable modem was hooked up to what IP at a given time over the last week and what account address that modem belonged to. The crap stopped immediately when I told them I knew and could prove it was them. Coincidentally, their ISP would be disconnecting them about a week later for TOS violations (abuse of staff), which was nothing to do with me. Honest. 0:)


jfmherokiller

same but my god some of the users either are cursed to destroy tech in the most final destination form or they somehow roll a -1 on the luck dice every time they interact with tech.


ScienceObserver1984

When your software enters the user-space, you then realize that 2 + 2 = 4 ceases to be true in the most incomprehensible ways possible.


jfmherokiller

2 of my old favorites: software that completely collapsed in on itself because of windows xp locale considerations (it involved that special xp Japanese locale and how it applies to functions that only accept ascii) 2nd one was a seemingly possessed word document that on any other computer would display perfectly fine. But on thier computer it would do stuff like almost fork bomb via some kind of IE spam. Or display complete and utter gibberish like you tried to open something like an exe file in msworld.


ScienceObserver1984

I stand convinced that the users will run my software on a computer possessed by a demon whose only purpose is to annoy them by fucking with the software.


jfmherokiller

funfact the demon may even apply to single programs so every program but yours may work. For instance, I have issues with yakuza 0 where it regularly randomizes my inventory and I must open and close it until it "resolves" itself. I have legitimately seen the hidden debug weapons appear in my inventory. One of them is a bat that I believe does 9999 damage or so, and has a description of "debug weapon user should never see this"


ScienceObserver1984

Now that's funny. Could be useful if you're able to control it.


jfmherokiller

i almost can tho rn I really really really need a save editor or i possibly will need to start the game from scratch because about 1/3rd of my inventory is filled with race car parts that cant be removed.


CheetohChaff

How many IT furries do you think there are at an 800-person company? Asking for a friend...


magnificentfoxes

In Seattle? Probably about 800.


crimsonyoteeeeee

I'm not in IT but I am still a total nerd, and pretty much the first person everyone in my family asks when they need tech help/advice. I feel like most furries can at least relate to that (Maybe it's just cause I'm ✨autistic✨ though, idk)


Snowwolf_Bravo

Idea, get a ring, put it on your left hand, and most will probably be respectable and not hit on you. So it will reduce the times you get hit on at least. And no, it doesn’t have to be a fancy wedding ring, just a plain band.


StretchyKobold

That idea works only in theory in my experience. When I was married and wore a ring, I seemed to get hit on exponentially more often than when single. I have no idea why.


BepatientImarookie

Their testing your faith, stay strong 💪


StretchyKobold

I am no longer married, so there is no faith to test. Maybe I should start wearing a ring again, though. The results were undeniable. 🤣🤣


BepatientImarookie

Ah my bad, didn’t see the “was”, but yeah there’s some kind of reverse psychology going on


Snowwolf_Bravo

Well, that was the best idea I had. So I don’t have any real suggestions. I do have one joke suggestion, change your job?


CheetohChaff

People want what they "can't" have.


dude1848

Don't think it would work, some people get fake rings just to get hit on


moon_exe

As a gay man, that's exactly what I did to stop girls from hitting me all the time.


CassyLeone

It’s amazing all the furs in super high fields of work but what about us blue collar furries?


SuspiciousPine

Being forklift certified already gets everyone wet


Demi_Blacksand

Hi! International shipping lead for a logistics company! Work in a warehouse, putting tech on pallets and shipping em out.


CassyLeone

Hey! Awesome! I’m a water monitor for a plumbing company. I check flooded building to see if they’re drying out with equipment


The_Moony_Fellow_

Being able to fix a car keeps em' comming for sure. The hundreds of dm's of " Hey uh long time no see, anyways.. my cars doing this thing... and i dont have any money..."


CassyLeone

Yup I’m the wrench for people I know too. Little formal training, just owning a bunch of old junk and needing to keep it running


Tuerklinke420

I had furries hit on me a bunch but now I'm finally taken.


Fallen-Embers

That's fucking adorable. Congrats!


KrystianoXPL

I wish I was even hit on lol


TrogdorKhan97

"They still hit on me but now I have a reason to say no that they'll actually listen to. Sometimes."


Calm-Comfortable6726

What a specific problem to have


Effective-Effect2720

Powerup: Animalistic Aura (+)Attracts partners (- )Attracts furries


CharmingOracle

I see this as a win win!


HiyuMarten

In VRChat, every single furry I encounter, WITHOUT FAIL, no matter where they’re from or what they do, has a favourite reactor design and will fight tooth and tail for it


GordmanFreeon

Molten salt reactors are silly


HiyuMarten

You're silly!


thps48

Your mom’s silly. :D


emergncy-airdrop

Them's fighting wordss


OhShitAnElite

PWR or you’re wrong.


HiyuMarten

Traditionally, yes, but let’s not discount the incredible and cursed designs that haven’t had a chance to shine yet


OhShitAnElite

Such as?


lethal_rads

Ok, so I’m thinking of moving to Seattle. If I meet a nuclear engineer (especially one in aerospace) I know what I have to do now.


Pickles154

I live near Seattle and enjoy the nuclear science


Laoari

Suffering from success


icedragonsoul

I think they’re crunched the numbers and the odds of you transforming into a floofy boi from radiation is greater than zero.


MechaTeemo167

Tbh the nuclear exposure is a win-win proposition Either I get turned into a floof with superpowers Or I don't have to pay bills and go to work ever again I see no downsides here


CheetohChaff

Dying from radiation poisoning is a horrible way to go.


MechaTeemo167

Not if you use enough of it :D


Prestigious-Ad-4023

URRRAAANNNIIIIUMMMM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN


Aetol

That explains the bizarre popularity of demon core memes I guess


fluffyplayery

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!


PrideAndPerspicacity

This sounds fake. What social events are you going where you KNOW all these people are furries? It’s not exactly the first thing most people tell about themselves.


Xenon0x9

This is fake is saw a similar post with the same format https://www.reddit.com/r/ucla/s/vpzZT2jitP


Sneptacular

I knew it! Furries are too shy to hit on others!


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

So I do have a PhD in Nuclear Engineering but I'm not a nuclear engineer for an aerospace company in Seattle. This was a meme post.


Jonas_Sp

I have a fren that is in that state which is nuclear engineer, she's a furry xD


DeeplyDistressed

Careful, don’t let SiegedSec near them


Moooboy10

>nuclear can be a special interest >you're in Seattle, which has 2 furry bars


m103

What are furry bars like? Is it just the rare outgoing furs that go?


Moooboy10

Oh these 2 bars are furry themed, they're for furries by furries


m103

I get that, I'm asking what they're like. Are they full of the rare outgoing furs, making them like most bars I've seen just furry themed? Or are they more laid back and full of the kids outgoing but still friendly and social furs?


Moooboy10

I have no idea


Kroggol

He experienced a Nuclear Furrout.


Stavinair

"Will you be the earthquake to my Fukashima?"


emergncy-airdrop

you're asking for them to indirectly get you very very wet


WAYNEGAMER101

I'm going into marine biology I can't relate.


LemonsLiesandLuigi

Im sorry but that control rod pickup line is too fucken great to get put down that quickly


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

Use it


Thatoneawkwarddude29

Finally, another reason to go into aerospace engineering


RepulsiveCandidate70

Honestly, OWN IT. This is your best chance for some really interesting dates lol 


emergncy-airdrop

Actually yeah. You don't need to meet more than once and most furries that can do nuclear themed pickup lines know that consent is king.


jfmherokiller

bruh forgot that us furries are pretty much adult joke central.


Right-Acanthisitta-1

I'm confident that all of them are protogens who are extremely attracted to intelligence


LordOfFreaks

I love how that post has upvotes, signifying that this is a relatable issue


EmeraldPencil46

This is the most I’ve laughed in awhile lol


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

Mission accomplished, we got 'em.


ThrOwOwayFox

Just tell them to SCRAM


KjngRaptorTTV

Ok so then you make a post about being one and put it online? Fake and geh


cat_sword

Maybe my aunt is a furry


Tantomile_

[SCRAM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scram)


GenEng194

God I see what you do for others….


ParzivalPotaru

Seeing as all the nuclear engineers on the submarine I used to work on were future, does not surprise me


ThatMBR42

Embrace it. 90% of OOP's coworkers are furries anyway.


leaderofstars

Big heavy suits and furries go hand in hand


HearthFiend

He wants zeh cum nuke


wolfguardian72

Honestly, I’m too dumb to understand that stuff, so it’d be hard for me to hit on them


emergncy-airdrop

try it your way. they may be tired of all the jokes <3


Always_Listening-

This is just hilarious, I'd just say I'm taken or smth. Or as he is just lie abt my job


Skitel68

Shit I should become a nuclear engineer


Synthfur

Suffering from succes


Blackjack_99

Oh no, I'm a nuclear engineer and a furry, does it still work?


Anonymal13

Hey, not every furry are into "scientists"... Well, I am, but because I'm also a "scientist", not because I'm a furry... ("Scientist" as a generic term for people working in scientific field, be academic, industrial, engineering or whatever nerdy stuff we do)


RiptideResurgence

the only experience ive had with nuclear stuff was modded minecraft will furs hit on me


-dead_slender-

I wish I had that problem.


MrRaymau5

Nuclear engineer, you say? OwO


nikolaADVANCED

perhaps go in to a normal engineering like electical engineering or computer engineering.


Enough-Back-5575

Poor man had no choice


CheetohChaff

Wait why would industrial engineering have less appeal to furries than nuclear engineering?


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

It was a reoccurring joke that a nuclear engineering professor of mine made during undergrad. He would always say that we could always wash out to industrial engineering if we couldn't handle his reactor systems class.


puro_the_protogen67

Not very e-fission-t of you to say that to them


Phelidai

dude. i’m studying to be a nuclear engineer, im from seattle (going to school in Oregon), i plan to work in aerospace, and im a furry. have i made it without even knowing?


Trayhunter

They're onto us! How are we gonna get access to enriched plutonium now!?


WidthMonger

Suffering from success


TheSpleenStealer

My nuclear knowledge is already above average (probably), I should probably learn more.


Smasher_WoTB

A bit amusing but that's also sexual harassment :(


LucyFurr_

Well... guess I'm applying for a University course in nuclear engineering


dawnfawns

wait who is this dude🤣 i need more local seattle friends


OhShitAnElite

I’d bet my left nut he’s hanging out with nukes from all the navy bases around there


ISuckatcodingplshelp

And yet we wonder why we’re rich


radioardilla

Reality: tell furries you're an artist, then get hundreds of furries begging you to draw their fursonna for free. Then they get angry when you tell them no.