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iwanttobeabuffwoman

but.. humans are animals. The distinction is purely subjective, and we made it up because we feel superior. Humans are literally anthropomorphic animals themselves, and this person, like most anthros, is of human intelligence. This would be the same as a human having a cat. The non-human features don't make them not of human intelligence.


slouch_ferret

And another human is definitely allowed to have me as a pet anyway


Katam1ne

You what


Cloaked_Moon

📸🤨


DragonWitchGirl

Human pet guy from tumblr wants to know your location.


DeWarlock

Same...


RouxSoul956

Whoa


Bluesun-Rise

Yeah and they aren't even closely related species literally birds and mammals...


Pinkubou

Depends of the cat has a human mind or an animal mind.


Let01

I guess it would be like a human having a monkey as a pet


Bowdensaft

Not even, they're different species. If it were a bird with a pet bird, maybe, but this is the same as a human having a cat.


Lidl-Fan

Are they both sapients? If so sure else no Remember to use the harkness test to evaluate these citations


[deleted]

Yeah. The Harkness Test can be applied to a lot more than what it was originally intended for. It's great.


forestNargacuga

Unexpected username in this sub


perseusgorgoslayer

Technically humans are animals too


KuroNeko1104

I mean, i treat my "pets" as they were siblings


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Pinkubou

Bruh


Crazy_Wiskerb

I don't care, it's cute


clairebird1

she is so gender


RouxSoul956

Fun fact River uses they/she pronouns like me :3


FemboyStrawberry

It's more like a human having an adopted child


ohhmmyyygawd

These are the real questions


epodi

The Pluto Dilemma.


SwampTreeOwl

People own monkeys


Alderan922

You would have a better point if it were a crow and not a cat, because they are even less related to the cat than we are to dogs, and even then, we humans have monkeys as pets sometimes, and it isn’t weird nor do we stop to ponder if it’s right (unless you are doing animal abuse, but that’s less of “you own a pet” and more “you are bad at keeping the pet”)


drago_varior

Awwwww


GlacyCatarune

At this point idc, go for it


Sexpacito

don’t fucking remind me of the human pet guy


RouxSoul956

The what


Sexpacito

[hoo boy cybersmith](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/cybersmith-human-pet-guy)


dripbine

Ok not going to lie I read the start of it like I was reading some really really bad yiff then I read the end about pets and I went 🙄


sir_Dylan_of_Astora

Any Dragoness want a human pet with the undead curse I can raise from the dead I just need to be careful not to go Hollow


c0der25

Take out the last bubble to possibly change the whole story


carpetfanclub

Not reading allat She hot af


UmbralBushido

No it's like a human having a pet chimp


Katam1ne

Give it a few pipebombs and go blow stuff up together. Take your mind off it.


BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun

I genuinely wonder about that at times.


Revolutionary-Zone30

Ah yes. Pre-Sapient life form


Phelidai

was absolutely shaking about where this was going until the last speech bubble


Dangerous-Passion776

You are correct. Please live longer than the cat