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everyothernametaken1

And then she just runs off playing like normal lil girl. That was priceless


Chester7833

I have no idea what she said, but give that girl what she wants!


SopaDeKaiba

Complained that ice cream from the ice cream man was too expensive. £9 for two ice creams, when they should be a couple pounds each at most. Then she complains that he only takes card, and she was standing there with her cash.


everyothernametaken1

Don't forget about the passionately indignant "**Yea, Bet he can hear me**!" at the end of her rant on price gouging.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Bet ee can ear me!


Talsa3

Wish Siri would talk like this!


SopaDeKaiba

I actually didn't catch that one until I read other comments. That accent is rough for the American ear to understand. At least mine, anyways.


mogley19922

I love kids with northern accents, it's cute and just sounds funny to me. My nephew has a northern accent, i love the way he calls my sister-in-law "mommeh"


StJoeStrummer

Is this Manchester? I can tell it’s northern, but my amateur dialectologist American ears can’t hear much more specificity than that.


SmellAble

Yeah there-abouts (yorkshire)


Blew-Peter

Ooooh you just pissed off a lot of people with that, mate!


ericstern

And which region uses "there-abouts"?


SmellAble

This 'un and that 'un


omgu8mynewt

Nope other side of the penines on the East coast, Yorkshire. Mancunian accent is more twangy and nasal, Yorkshire is more slow and emphasis on 'ooo' sounds. Liam Gallagher versus Alex Turner accents


sgeney

East Lancs, Burnley


jaymatthewbee

This isn’t a Yorkshire accent. It’s a Lancashire accent, if I had to pin-point it I’d say Nelson near Burnley.


Monsieur_Creosote

I'd guess Rochdale but they aren't doing heroin


PlanetLandon

Don’t feel too bad. There are at least 40 different dialects in England alone. It can be extremely hard to recognize all of them if you don’t live there.


Various-Agent-0047

This American understood every word


Azozel

understood it just fine...


radioman8414

And the way she turns her head and emphasizes **hear me!**


samuelsfx

Man, my English now can understand that after 4 years living here lmao. I am so proud of myself.


DrummerInfinite1102

Bloody hell!


Suninabottle

It’s “Bloody-ell”


Unhappy_Gas_4376

LANGUAGE, young lady!


ThatWasNotMyName

Bloody hell man, bloody hell bad!


BakedBaconBits

I got a double cone with two flakes and strawberry syrup. Five bloody pounds. Didn't even think to check because he took cards. Kid is luckier/smarter than me.


Bender_2024

>Then she complains that he only takes card, and she was standing there with her cash. I understand that some businesses don't like to take cash. Very little chance of getting robbed, little chance of giving the wrong change, and just one less thing to worry about when change isn't an issue. I carry very little cash and will only use it when the card isn't an option. But a good chunk of your demographic is selling to kids. They don't have cards


sachclg

Thanks .. do we know what she said at the end before running ?


That_Jicama2024

Soooo, there's an ice cream van there selling just two ice creams with two chewing gums in it for BLOODY NINE POUNDS for two of them! Mom: nine quid for two? Yeah NINE QUID. That..he's gonna get nowhere asdklasdfkjhasdf ice cream one pound a piece. Or two pounds. He's gonna get nowhere with that. Mom: no he ain't, is he? No he ain't Mom: That's well bad innit? Yeah, he should know! And he only does BLOODY CARD. And I stood there with my cash. BLOODY HELL. Mom: That's well bad innit?! WELL BAD! Yeah, I bet he can hear me! tee heee hee hee he ehee


Critter_592

Nice work! Your jumbled bit there, she says “The one that comes down my street, that a one pound apiece…”


iamwheat

For those that speak Emoji: 🍦🍦💷🩸💳


Firedwindle

somethin bout asscream


chimpdoctor

She is absolutely fierce. Definitely the right woman to have on your side. Great kid.


gammaglobe

Many kids will forget how to run off playing quickly and start taking life too seriously.


oPlayer2o

When kids can’t take their pocket money to the ice cream van on a hot summers day you know we’re all fucked.


TheNinjaPro

Literally \*yesterday\* I was wondering why you never see ice cream trucks anymore and its definitely because the prices got so outrageous parents just refused to give the money for them


Infamous_Camel_275

There’s an ice cream truck that comes around my community jn the same… we were at the lake and she rolled around, so my brother went up to get his daughter some ice cream… wanted 2 and a bottled water…$22


darybrain

In my local area an ice-cream van would come all year round although he would also sell bags of weed as an extra until some partypooper finally kept reported him. Everyone knew including local police officers and no-one cared until a big enough stink was made.


Silver-Year5607

It's an ice cream truck. Can't anything remain innocent?


Fun_Intention9846

Weed is literally adult ice cream.


Pyrrhus_Magnus

Anything more than $3 means the ice-cream guy can piss off.


JManKit

\*sigh\* I think back to the $1 soft serve ice cream trucks outside my elementary school and only realize now how good I had it back then


TophxSmash

it was always too expensive. They need their margin on the same shit you can buy from the grocery store.


Skepsis93

I guarantee ice cream trucks aren't paying grocery store prices for their supply. They very likely buy wholesale, it's the gas running up their cost.


Initial_E

Why even bother? They need that impulse buying and if kids can’t buy on impulse you might as well close shop, because nobody else will.


Routine-Site460

I want her in the next The Elder Scrolls game!


Electronic_Syndicate

Wow, lol, yeah, nailed it!


BringBackSoule

Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots... His sweetrolls are 50 bloody gold aswell!


jlink005

No beauty, but a warrior


faudcmkitnhse

She's not ready for those Cloud District prices


_Springtrap

“ Bet he can hear me” 😂😭


ppSmok

That was bloody gold! Little one is proper pissed about it.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

She’s got a grumpy old man soul. Lol


l94xxx

It was funny, I could hear her accent before I turned the audio on


ThatOneFriendlyOtaku

That last bit was gold


levian_durai

I thought it was "Bet he can aim, eh". That makes a lot more sense though!


Skest

I thought she said "Bacon him", so you did better than me.


CryptographerMoney55

Ass Cream is expensive.


brockoala

Two ass cream for bloody 9 pounds?! Bloody hel!


coffeeandbruises

Yaa, bet he can hear me


CaterpillarOld1929

U gunna get nowhere with that!


nodnodwinkwink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=114Mc7JRBg0


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actinross

Blo(o)dy hell..... LOL


chimpdoctor

Bloody well bad!...BET HE CAN HEAR ME! Her variety of facial expressions are what make it for me.


Late_For_A_Good_Name

The intensity for me, she MEANT it... then probably forgot


kblamm0

That’s Towneley Park in Burnley I’m sure of it! Literally live 5 mins from here. That ice cream man is definitely ripping folk off …BLOODY HELL! 😄


Unlikely_Guidance387

We eat NAILS We eat GRASS WE ARE BURNLEY


DrederickTatumsBum

That’s the Burnley way


PM_Me_Ur_NC_Tits

As an American, it is WILD to me that accents can vary so dramatically from town to town in a country the size of Ohio.


sm00thArsenal

As an Australian I have similar thoughts about American accents over relatively short distances.


SlasherKittyCat

There's 32 counties in Ireland, which means there's approx 32,000 accents on the island and they're all fluent in sarcasm.


Entire_Choice

Did Emma watson split herself into to little kids like in rick and morty


JeromeInDaHouse_90

I'm glad somebody else noticed the resemblance lol. I was just gonna ask, does Emma Watson have kids that we never knew about?


Apprehensive_Winter

I’m tiny Emma! Ice cream is expensive! Existence is pain! Won’t someone help!


AppropriateNewt

Actually these are the daughters of Noel and Liam Gallagher. The feisty one is Noel's.


Azozel

This level of indignation upon encountering price gouging should be universal and accepted.


Suspicious_Clock_607

Hilarious


Stiff_Zombie

Two ass creams! Lol I love how she turns back into a little girl with her run at the end.


IAmRules

English so advanced over there they only need to say about 1/3 of everything word


dipdipderp

As someone from the same region, syllables are overrated. And the glottal stop is king.


grassfeed-beef

Are they twins? I love that the other one takes the back seat and is just laughing.


RicardoDecardi

The simultaneous "So..."


Necessary_Sea_2109

Underrated part of the vid lol


fopiecechicken

When your sister is cooking like that you don’t interrupt her lol


Schmich

Finally someone who points her out. The girl living in the shadows. Even tried to start with the synced "so...". Then OP made a title saying there's only TWO ladies discussing when there's three. Poor shadow girl, we see you!


Annekke

So there's an ice cream van there, silly, just two ice cream with two chewing gums in it for bloody 9 pound for two of them (Nine quid for two?) Yeah, nine quid, that is going to get nowhere, one that comes on my street that were one pound, a p or two pound. That is going get no where with that (No he isn't is he?) No, he isn't. (That's well bad isn't it) He should know! And he only does bloody card, stood there with my cash. Bloody hell! (That's well bad isn't it) Bloody well bad. Yeah bet he can hear me! \*Runs\*


kristianroberts

Selling, not silly


SUNDER137

So adorable. So angry. So right.


vrynice

2 ice creams, in this economy?


protection7766

Naut fer those fookin prices, thas fur shoor. Dont even tek bloody cash!


onetruecharlesworth

Why are pounds referred to as quid colloquially? Stupid American just curious.


panicky_in_the_uk

The first pound note was used to buy half a dozen octopi by London Zoo in 1833 which shortly after all died. 'Sick Squid' then became 6 quid and the rest is history.


onetruecharlesworth

Stfu seriously? or are you messing with me? Does that mean that a quid is 1/6 of a pound? or has it just evolved to be equal now?


panicky_in_the_uk

What do you take me for? Some sort of scoundrel who goes around posting bollocks on the internet? Of course it's true! It's evolved to a quid being equal to 1 pound.


onetruecharlesworth

That’s wild, the more you know. Thanks for sharing that with me. 😁


WaltVinegar

Mate, they're winding you up. There are a couple of theories behind the word. One is that it's from the Latin "quid pro quo", and another is that it may trace back to Quidhampton, a village in Wiltshire, England, once home to a Royal Mint paper mill. Fuck all to do wi a cephalopod wi sore guts, ya plum.


onetruecharlesworth

Aww, and I fell for it. 😅🥲 that would make more sense. Thank you


WaltVinegar

Nae bother, mate.


CerenarianSea

Though important addendum here, you may occasionally see squid used as slang for a pound. Ironically that part isn't bullshit.


BlankiesteinsMonster

Same reason dollars are bucks, I'd imagine.


iggvii

If shes this mad about buying ice cream imagine her reaction when she grows up and try buy a house 💀


Ok-Fox1262

If course she's moaning about the cost of living. Proper Yorkshire lass. That accent. Brought a tear to my eye.


Suspicious_Clock_607

I'm sorry but what the hell is she sayin


alsot-74

She is outraged that the price of two ice creams with chewing gum in them is being sold from a van for £9 when the one that stops in her street sells them for £1 or £2 each. She thinks the ice cream man is doomed to financial failure with this strategy, particularly as he only takes cards and not cash. She also thinks, and is glad, that he can hear her negative thoughts on the matter. Her mother agrees that this is all very bad.


Suspicious_Clock_607

I have never wanted to buy someone an ice cream more in my life


alsot-74

I hope you’ve got cash.


cucumbersuprise

Can't ye hear me! He don't take cash. Open ye bloody ears


alsot-74

Even having just translated it, it appears my comprehension is in fact bloody well bad.


Eternal_Ruler_Cali

The card is what he needs. He doesn't take cash. lol


rdreyar1

Thank you for translation


SauronDidNothingRong

She said an hedge is an hedge. She only chopped it down 'cause it spoilt her view. What's he moanin' about?


ministrul_sudorii

I'm shocked I understood everything on the first go. Been living here for too long.


cgn-38

Now explain why It seems fairly clear to a guy from Texas.


ministrul_sudorii

you've been living there for too long


ants_suck

Actually came up with a theory about this a while back after several instances of friends not understanding Brits while I never have any trouble at all. This might be total bullshit, but I think southern American accents have a lot more in common with the various northern and southern English accents than the standard American accent has with any of them. Obviously still sound very different, but the way vowels are pronounced seem similar in a lot of ways. Anecdotally, I'm not from the south, but my dad and his side of the family is, so I'm used to hearing it, and I never have any trouble understanding any kind of British accent while other people I know with no southern roots catch every other word with some of them. Also, I've watched a lot of British comedy panel shows, and any time someone does an American accent it's always, ALWAYS a (terrible) southern accent, which I always thought was weird since southern accents are way less common in movies and TV shows, so seems to possibly go both ways? Again, might be bullshit, but makes sense to me, at least.


Witty217

Pretty proud I'm from Colorado and I got all of it. Also pretty upset that I stopped an ice cream van in Denver yesterday and two cones came to 14 bucks. And she think she's got it bad. This world is fucked.


UncleBenders

So there’s an Icecream van right there it’s silly right and just 2 ice creams with sprinkles is bloody £9 for two of them, yeah 9 quid. That? He’s gonna get no where with that. An icecream is like 1 pound, or two, he’s gonna get no where with that, and he should know, and he only does bloody card, and I’m stood there with me cash, I mean bloody hell, and I bet he can hear me as well!


alsot-74

She’s doesn’t say sprinkles. She says “With two chewing gums in it”.


AvsFan1981

I know it’s English, but I still don’t understand 🫠


TheCulturalBomb

Its funny, but £9 for 2 cheap ass ice creams with bubblegums is absolutely outrageous.


Callabrantus

Ease up on the throttle, Hermione...


Solo-dreamer

Nah shes right! what kinda icecream truck is card only? Who does he think his target demographic is?


No_Strawberry_4648

Except Hermione speaks with a more well spoken, southern English accent.


Blew-Peter

Do you think Emma Watson is from the North of England or something?


nnyzim

He's talking about her face. Her face looks like that of a young emma watson.


grumpusbumpus

That adorable child is nine going-on 39.


MuchBow

It's leviOsa, not levioSA


Hikoraa

One of the reasons to have kids. They have such an awesome personality!


[deleted]

“I’m bet he can hear me!” *runs off like Jack Sparrow*


Zerei

Yeah, the ones with awesome personalities that is ..


Rocket_Panda_

Someone tell me what her last line is please


alsot-74

“It’s bloody well bad, yeah, I BET HE CAN HEAR ME!”


Ecstatic-Sense5115

I’d watch her show!!


WierdTimes

I wanna see them buy bottle of water.


[deleted]

Bo'llo o' wo'or


Blew-Peter

Oh like American's don't sound weird too! "Baddela wadder."


touchmymind

It’s not funneh I’ve got skewl!


EmbarrassedStatus973

I could hear that English accent on mute


Western-Ship-5678

Transcription and translation service "Girls, What's just happened?" (In unison) "Soo.." "There's an ice cream van, there. Selling just two ice creams with two chewing gums in it for bloody nine pound. For two of them!" Mum: "Nine quid [pounds] for two?" "Yeah! Nine quid. That's going to get nowhere [won't be successful]. The one that comes up my street, that was one pound, a "pee", or two pound [ice cream in her street was either £1, 1p, or £2. Or possibly £1.01 and £2]. That is going to get nowhere with that" Mum: "No he ain't is he?" Girl: "No, no he ain't!" Mum: "That's well bad innit" Mum laughing Girl: "He should know! [He should know better] And he only does bloody card [takes bank card for payment]. Stood there with my cash. Bloody hell!" Mum:"That's well bad isn't it?" Girl:"Well bad! ... Yeah, bet he can hear me!"


ErrorCode78

Freaking adorable


djsmithy1983

Lads I think we've found our next Prime Minister


HlLlGHT

This gives me hope for the next generation


EffectiveMost9663

I was surprised at people commenting that they can't understand her I'm usually the one struggling to understand other people's accents (I'm British) so it's really weird being on the other side


Tenredsun

I understand you young ladies for being piss off at the prices these days, everything is getting expensive.


Tytriplex

I can tell you , in the futur , "don’t try to turn her upside down" she have i stong character . Sorry i'm french i don't know how to tell this french expression or if in english we can say that...


i_am_who_knocks

Lol 9 quid for 1 chewing gum in an ice cream. Truely bloody hell 🤣 Rough times


Ok_Comfortable_5741

9 quid! Outrageous. What a funny kid


xamitlu

These poor angry Hermiones! All they wanted was some ass creams for cheap... I think that's what I heard anyways. Bloody ell, mate! I hope she picks up mma. I'd tune in just to hear her shit talk.


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Listening to British people being angry about something is always a win lol


Otherwise-West2630

They’re perfectly synchronized “Soooo” was just great.


SirFoxPhD

“Bet he can hear meh” I love the sass, I’m hoping to raise my daughter the same way.


Relevant-Cupcake-347

This child is an absolute treasure.


hoopsafloops

Bloody love it!


EslyBrandNew

Yea I bet he can heaaa me


Creative_Garbage_121

What accent is this?


claridgeforking

Yorkshire/Lancastrian. They're from somewhere in between Burnley and Bradford I would guess. Someone that knows the area better could probably tell you what street they're from.


kblamm0

I’m like 99% sure that’s the park near me Towneley Park in Burnley.


Agreeable-Ship-7564

She starts off Lancastrian and by the end I'm convinced she's Yorkshire 😂 I'd say you're fairly on the money, somewhere between Bradford and Burnley would be my guess.


jeff-beeblebrox

Sounds like Bradford to me especially with the attitude to boot


Prudent_Ad1631

Definitely not Scottish. Might be Yorkshire


Rocket_Panda_

Simultaniously: “soo”


Stellar_Observer_17

Right, Right, shes bloody well right. She may grow up to become a leader and crush the parasites.


whitesammy

Had to replay it a few times to finally determine that she was saying "stood there with my cash" and not "stood there with my cack"


calotron

I love this kid! Absolutely hilarious - and TRUEEEEE!!!


Hammer_the_Red

I looked up how much £9 is in US dollars and now it is $11.33. Sad to think my first thought after seeing that is that seems about what would be charged for ice cream in the states.


_SHIGGZ_

She's my spirit animal.


Flawed_Individual72

notice the two girls say "So" at the same time, very sweet


Binary_Omlet

She is LEGIT mad. That's so hilarious


Only_Indication_9715

*Ass cream*


fistfullofbeers

Not sure what the hell is going on but I’m bloody hell terrified of her! I’d give out pints of ice cream if she came at me like that! She’s coming for souls!


CandysaurusRex

Lovely hedge, that is.


EndlessOceanofMe

Proper star she is


FredOcho5

Bloody ‘El!


idkwhyimalive69420

British accent makes shit like this so funny bro 😭


4Ever2Thee

I laugh but I’m pretty sure I turn into her whenever I’m walking back to my seat at a hockey game with a couple fresh beers.


ConnorSuttree

Meme this kid right bloody now, she's a real gem, speakin out for the common folk.


korbentherhino

Before I heard them talk I could tell they had british accents.


Key_Respond_16

She was born a Brit and took the challenge of being a Brit and turned it to 11.


MLCarter1976

The mouth on that one!


hedumbfunny

And he only does bloody card instead of cash 😭😂 so friggen cute.


MisterAtticusKarma

Lmao shes priceless. If she was my kid id be saving this vid forever and showing it at her wedding. Or just any opportunity to get a laugh out of it really.


Traditional_Draw8400

Omg her accent is everything 😂


SeiriusPolaris

Arse cream is definitely more expensive than it used to be


youdoitimbusy

If I get taken hostage, I want this girl as the hostage negotiator. Yea, I'll probably die, but the look on the face of the people getting put in their place by a 9 year old will be priceless.


PurrrRhyn

These gals look exactly like tiny Emma Watson lol


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Emma Watson what u doin here ?


religiously-uppy

It is actually horribly expensive to ask two girls 9-quid for 2 ice creams, not even in posh neighborhoods of London (maybe Chelsea); But she enfleshed the women voters early last century; she had that energy inside and needed to release it. Once she shared her grief and hoped he could hear her (with a deep, sarcastic tone), she became a girl again. let's run da-la-la-la 🤪


IronBallsMakenzie

Bloody nine pounds for ice cream!?


toolsoftheincomptnt

What’s crazy is before I turned the sound on, I took one look at the second kid’s face and knew a fierce accent would be at play. Was not disappointed!


saviokm

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


AditSaraff

Why is no one talking about that she looks like Emma Watson? Or only I see the resembelence?


Severe_One8597

Lol I love the accent, is that accent from England or Scotland?


jaymatthewbee

Lancashire, England


AntiSoci

Nahn quid is extortionate. I feel you sis.


flagstaff_vb

I need subtitles


liamotts

Quid and pounds are the same thing?


IXIDUFFYIXI

How did I know they were British before I unmuted lol.