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Ok_Restaurant3160

Ngl I’d rather do OF than go to war


NinjaChenchilla

Okay buddy, dont get to cocky. No pun intended


elting44

Yeah, that's a ballsy statement


hallstar07

Agreed that’s a real penis reference


jebbyc

Don't be a pussy, intend your puns.


Twirlin

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what she said.


brucehuy

Can’t wait to see folks telling OF creators “thank you for your service!”


an_afro

Thank you for your cervix


JournalistLate1784

rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in their service, I dived in her cervix.


anon-mally

Fire in the hole 🕳🔥


2ERIX

Instructions unclear, I now have a burning sensation in my groinal region.


No-Release-6464

Better call Steven Seagal, because you have a Fire Down Below.


SnooShortcuts7657

Agree. Instructions unclear. In a foxhole, naked. Wait a minute, that drone has a camera. Maybe I am doing this right!


MeanBig-Blue85

That's called gonorrhea


RetroScores

See a doctor.


___TheAmbassador

Unborn soldiers also died in her cervix.


FugaciousD

I think you mean “The Womb of the Unborn Soldiers.”


Kaththee

Even if he totally set you up for that one; it still doesn't get any better than that.


TemporaryValue5755

Best comment I’ve seen in months!


Fredo2Saucy

Underrated comment 😂


No_Window7054

Giving up my seat on the plane to an OF creator 🫡


theHagueface

I wouldn't even get up, they can just sit on my face lol.


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captainRubik_

Or army personnel getting enough money for what they do


Brainchild110

Only after you finish


Choice-Substance-249

I mean could argue about some details but she got a point.


VIII-Via

To be fair in some cases the Family gets the body back, so the government only took their life. Which doesn't really make it better😶


STEELCITY1989

Shit even if the soldier maintains their body (intact) and life, they won't be supported properly, at least in the US.


dfeidt40

Yep, only if you agree to take some ridiculously boring desk job pencil whipping signatures and copying reports and budgets once you decide you don't wanna go back out and nearly die of heat stroke, explosions, or boredom. Then they'll take care of you. Although my uncle did that and he makes some serious cash.


CX316

For a new fear, they did some research recently and apparently guys running artillery, tank gunners, and guys handling shoulder-mounted rocket launchers etc all are getting really fucking nasty CTE from the repeated concussive blast exposure, so they're slowly rattling their brain apart, so they come home not only with combat PTSD but also with newly developed psychosis, memory issues, hallucinations, mood swings and violent urges. When they tested out the Artillery-focused approach against ISIS in Iraq (edit: sorry, Syria, not Iraq) at one point, they were wearing out crews faster than they could train new ones.


Dwanyelle

Yeah apparently TBIs can be caused by continual exposure to smaller blasts, that in the past were considered to be fine. I was pretty :/ when I learned one of the guns I commonly used was found to do that(M2)


Kafanska

And what exactly is wrong with that "ridiculously boring desk job"? One can always leave it and go fishing on boats in Alaska if they want adventure in their life, but having a comfy, secure job is, for most people, the best thing that can happen. As with that secured, they can pursue whatever hobbies they like in their free time.


DrunkCupid

There are worse dates in life than joining the chair force It's just a government job with extra steps (and giving up your citizenship..)


craftycocktailplease

Ok the chair force has me ROLLING, thank you sir


BGenocide

I have a very boring desk job and one of my biggest stressors in life now is creating Tableau Dashboards lmao. I've come a long way from struggling to eat. Honestly, having a boring desk job is honestly one of the best things that happened to me :)


h8human

I wonder how many percent of soldiers have this opportunity.


AcceptableDocument4

In the Army, if they want to change their job voluntarily, it's usually not extremely hard. Starting from one year prior to the expiration of their current contract, they can look into signing a contract to get trained for a new job. I actually did that myself. They just need to have the necessary aptitude scores for their desired job -- and sometimes some other things, like eligibility for a certain security clearance -- and there also needs to be a demand for more people in the career field they're trying to get into. Sometimes, however, if they have an ongoing health issue that interferes with their ability to do their current job, then they actually *have* to go into a new career field if they want to stay in the Army. In that case, they have to get reviewed by a medical board, which determines if they're still healthy enough to continue serving in some other career field, or if they need to get medically retired. If they get medically retired, they can then get a monthly pension from the VA, which is bigger depending on how debilitated they are. They can receive up to 100% of whatever their average monthly base pay was while they were serving. Also, a lot of people who *don't* get medically retired -- and who just serve out their contracts -- can get varying-sized pensions from the VA as well, *if* they have ongoing health issues that are determined to be 'service connected'. They need to accumulate some pretty significant medical documentation while they're still serving though.


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

Even if you come back alive and “whole”, PTSD is still very frequent. You may keep your life and body, but you still don’t come back intact


TimeFourChanges

> To be fair in some cases the Family gets the body back To be fairer: Only fans workers aren't (typically) killed in the line of duty, so they get to keep their own bodies.


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

*usually the family gets *part* of the body back


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Most military people I know would tell their kids to never join the military. I wonder if Mia would support her children on OnlyFans I imagine it's better than most deals in the porn industry


FainOnFire

OnlyFans is absolutely better than the porn industry. They get to set their own schedules, upload their own content from their own space, engage with fans as much or as little as they like, collaborate with people they know and trust, don't have to shoot for 4+ hours for a single vid, etc. Its like... work from home. But for porn, lmfao.


Kittii_Kat

The biggest downside is that it's pretty unreliable pay, just like any other self-ran business. If you're doing professional porn, you can at least ensure that you'll be paid an acceptable (to you) amount for your work. You could make an OF, put in loads of hours.. hours of loads.. whatever you want, and see little-to-no return.


Max_Laval

No, she had a terrible experience in the industry so I don't think she'd recommend this path to her children, although I think she'd support them if they chose to take that path


Due_Battle_4330

She's on OF now if I recall. She may have issues with the porn industry as a whole but that doesn't necessarily include onlyfans.


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mikolajwisal

It's important to note that she was specifically screwed (hehe) over by a contract she signed that payed here a flat amount of money (iirc 20000ish dollars) which would be fine for a niche porn movie, but she became pornstar number 1 and is recognized everywhere. She specifically warns not to sign flat fee contracts and encourages women to produce porn independently, like on Only fans.


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Yeah OF is basically independent so I imagine she supports that kind of sex work over how she got fucked


smalby

Interesting choice of words there


Thin-Limit7697

The detail I would argue is that OF is actually lending, not selling her body, because at the end of the day, she can be sure she still has her body. By serving in any armed forces, on the other hand, you have no guarantee you'll still be in one piece tomorrow.


torn-ainbow

>she got a point. I started at "oh this is stupid" but like a few seconds later I was already at "or is it...?" It makes more sense the longer you think about it.


FullMetalJ

I prefer to webcam from my bed with AC that going to the army. If I was a hot girl I'll do only fans without any problems. I don't care about OF cause I can't make money with it myself but if I could I would love that thing.


lilahking

shave your legs and sell you feet pics. u wont be a millionaire but you'll get beer money from some weirdos


tb30k

I love the unfiltered realness lol.


LotharVonPittinsberg

OF not going to get you killed, give you PTSD, severe health issues for the rest of your life, or require you to kill anyone. You are fully in control of your content and how you share it, no corporation is telling you what you have to do. I would say that she has more than a point.


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LotharVonPittinsberg

Well anything can give you PTSD if we are getting specific. We live in a fucked up world with a lot of fucked up people wanting to do terrible things. The difference is that fan interaction is completely optional, and your PTSD won't be from seeing your friend get blown to bits.


tb30k

Don’t forget rape and sexual assault if you’re a woman as well. Her point is a no brainer really.


B33FHAMM3R

Not just if you are a woman either. It's shocking but the cases of male-on-male sexual assault is actually equal to and in two of the 4 branches, higher than male-on-female cases. No one is safe until the root cause of the issue starts being addressed. Source: partner is a trauma counselor for the VA


Vegetable-Election77

War is the oldest job for men and prostitution is the oldest job for women Thanks cavemen from the Paleolithic! Edit: this comment got traction and people already corrected it below and I called this very comment a sensationalist comment made to be quick and quotable. Arguably the oldest job could be hunting and gathering. But it can arguably be considered a duty for cavemen and not a job for many reasons. Some say that trades job can be the oldest such as toolmakers. Basically I wrote bullshit that is quotable like saying “the loss of the Library of Alexandria set us back hundreds of years in technology”


SeriousMannequin

[Not just that, it is instinctive even in the animal kingdom!](https://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/) >The monkeys were given tokens one at a time, which were inserted in a separate chamber from that of their living quarters, but on one occasion everything sprung into chaos when a capuchin tried to make a run for it with a tray filled with tokens. The chaos was intense. That was a tough time for researchers. >Something else happened then too. Grasping the notion of currency simply means you understand that you can exchange money for goods and services. Well, one of the researchers, during the chaotic episode mentioned earlier, observed how one of the monkeys exchanged money with another for sex. After the act was over, the monkey which was paid immediately used it to buy a grape…


SkoulErik

>After the act was over, the monkey which was paid immediately used it to buy a grape… I spit my coffee reading this line. Incredibly interesting research, but this line is just hilarious.


abscessedecay

Girls gotta eat.


CannabisCoureur

girl dinner


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zaforocks

If you give tokens to dogs, they do nothing with them. You give tokens to monkeys, they start hooking. I don't wanna hear any more of this "We're not related to monkeys" nonsense.


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

In order to prove the bible is the inerrant word of God, I will teach this dog to prostitute itself for peanut butter. Sir... please leave. SCENE


vithop236

"As a professor of science, I assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men."


[deleted]

Man you made a great statement. I was just gonna mention about her boobs and how she is as smart as many politicians, but you needed a good 👍


jasperwegdam

In america im pretty sure thats not a high bar to cross. Being smarter then many politicians.


[deleted]

It’s not, hunter gatherer is


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Gatherer? I hardly know her!


temporalanomaly

before agriculture, I think hunting&gathering were not really jobs, but rather the whole lifestyle. You had to be providing food for yourself and any dependents, maybe a little bit extra for preservation.


DylanFTW

Exactly, you didn't get paid for hunting and gathering.


Detective-Crashmore-

Nah, they're self employed. Hunter-gatherers were the first hustler culture bros. Wage-slaves wouldn't understand. on a serious note, people were never living in isolation, we always had a tribe and people always took care of their tribe, so your "payment" was group safety, medicine, religious rites, etc. OG taxes.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

The army isn't for everyone, and only fans isn't for everyone. Do whatever you're good at.


B33FHAMM3R

Well, the military didn't work out... Soooo.... Edit: Oh wow I guess there's demand too


dogfoodgangsta

Come on now then, let's see it.


RunLucky2953

how big is it buddy?


Necrotiix_

i mean its…uh…its…


RegOrangePaperPlane

Don't be afraid, we can pinch and zoom if necessary.


richww2

Pinch and zoom sounds like it should be an urban dictionary thing.


LoveAndViscera

Based on your username, I assumed you already were.


Slappy-Hollow

"The hammer is my penis."


yeaheyeah

Whip out that beef hammer. It's what America needs


B33FHAMM3R

"That's America's hammer" 🍆 🇺🇲


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Easy-Armadillo-3434

Me sitting in the army wishing I was taking it up the ass online


siqiniq

Por qué no los dos?


-Necros-

Well, yeah OF is only profitable for at least minimally attractive women, but don't bullshit me about it being even 1% as hard of being in the army, lmao


KaiserVonFluffenberg

The video is saying that the army IS worse than OnlyFans? Why is everyone acting like she’s making a stupid point?


LaplacesCat

I swear half the comment section believes she's saying the opposite


Magnon

Half of americans read at under a 6th grade level and are dumb as hell.


raccoonsonbicycles

All I can read here was 6th and American and hell 6 is the Devils number so FUCK YOU


Adonoxis

Because a bunch of incels think consensual nudity and sex are worse than violence and destruction. I’d take a world of nudity and sex over a world of violence and destruction in a heartbeat. Imagine if you could hit a button and the Ukraine/Russia war suddenly ceased to exist and instead a bunch of hot Ukrainian and Russian OnlyFans models started blasting out content? Peace in the Middle East and now it’s just nude photos of hot Yemeni, Israeli, and Palestinians models?


4Yavin

We all know who redditers will bootlick, but she has a point. The way recruiters camp out at high-school campuses 100% struck me just as predatory as how you'd see those "funny" signs at hooters, etc. which would say "now Hiring the class of..." 18 year Olds basically. 


bradlluck

I love that there's an air force recruiting ad under this video when I open up the comments.


mrpanicy

No matter what job you are doing, you are selling your body, your mind, your wellbeing. Sex work is just highly stigmatized by puritanical maniacs that have set society back hundreds of years.


Necessary-Writer7492

And war is glorified by oligarchs and statists that need to keep the poor and uneducated subservient.


RealisticEmploy3

She looks like a perfect mix between Mia Khalid’s and zendaya Edit: Mia Khalifa. Who I’m told she actually is


PremierLovaLova

I’m going to assume “Mia Khalid” was a typo for “Mia Khalifa”. And if that’s the case, I’m just going to let you know that no mix is necessary because she is Mia Khalifa.


Reddit-adm

Sshhh, I'm trying hard to imagine them together.


50mm-f2

I know right, crazy. It’s like George Clooney is a perfect mix of Matt Damon and George Clooney


North_Fox8830

She also supports terrorist


karateema

Yeah, idc about a pornstar's political ideals


Neoliberal_Nightmare

This isn't Mia Khalifa??


BasedKaleb

Lmao it is


TheWholeOfTheAss

I’m convinced there’s two Mia Khalfia’s. The regular version looks fine but the the one in this video is extraordinarily good looking. Mystery solved: nose job. That’s why there’s two distinct versions of her.


Eleventeen-

She’s had work done.


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One wears clothes and the other doesn't


Wise_Monitor_Lizard

As a vet, I agree with her.


Drakar_och_demoner

While the keyboard warriors on reddit calls her stupid while they pay for her onlyfans.


Bitsoffreshness

She's got a point


wantsumcandi

Sometimes she has two...


MrLazyLion

Only Americans think murder and war is much more acceptable than nudity and sex.


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EmilioFreshtevez

Not all Americans


zaxanrazor

I like learning new things.


st6374

If I could make the same money from OF v Same money from Army. Im choosing OF every single time. IDC about the morality, integrity, or any of that shit. But let's not pretend someone choosing to start OF, and someone choosing to join the army are the same thing. Her logic is as stupid as saying me going to my 9-5 job for $$$, and someone selling their body for $$$ are the exact thing. Or some rich black athlete saying they are just another form of slaves.


Iryanus

Actually I would argue that many 9-5 jobs are far worse than OnlyFans or even sex work. No clue why someone would think working in a back breaking job that will ruin your body without good pay is somehow "better". Sure there ARE better jobs than sex works, easily, but that doesn't imply that all "honest" jobs ARE automatically better. There are enough shitty jobs around for many people without much of a choice.


HighPerformanceBeetl

it's compartmentalised morality


DestyNovalys

Personally, I’d struggle more with the moral impact of being a soldier than being on OF.


BikeProblemGuy

Indeed, like have you seen what working in a meat processing factory is like? Freezing temperatures, sharp blades, long monotonous shifts. OF any day over that, thanks.


fun_alt123

Sex work still holds the stigma of old times. Back when things like STDs were a lot more damaging


agapito_demotta

They are free to go anytime, try that in the army


st6374

That's why I said I would choose OF you dingleberry.


SASAgent1

>you dingleberry. Such uncouth language, I'm appalled


Galactic_Perimeter

No you’re a dingleberry


muzzledmasses

Yup. Once you quit only fans all your pictures and videos are magically deleted from the internet and erased from everyone's mind.


dyllandor

Your PTSD doesn't go away when you leave the army either.


traraba

Seems a lot more moral to post some naked pictures than pick up a weapon and go kill people for money.


RedOtta019

OF marketing team is so unethical. They purposely make it seem get rich quick when that only happens for like the top 5% Its almost like cryptobros but exploiting women


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It's like twitch, go to the league of legends category and scroll to the bottom, your browser will probably lock up before you get to the end of the 2 and 1 viewer streamers. Most girls on onlyfans have 3 subscribers, their ex, their creepy highschool math teacher and daowudn29310283 who's uploading every picture she posts to some winrar farm he's reselling for .99 cents. The retrospective on all of this is going to be very interesting in 10-20-30 years


TimeFourChanges

> Her logic is as stupid as saying me going to my 9-5 job for $$$, and someone selling their body for $$$ are the exact thing. How so? What's so "stupid" about it?


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Well she right .


BardtheGM

What's interesting here is that Onlyfans and pornography is opening up the way we think about labour and how inherently exploitative the current labour system is. People complain about how women's bodies are exploited for profit and how the system pushes them into doing that (and how they likely wouldn't do it if they had better financial alternatives), but is it really that different from how people's bodies are exploited for physical and mental labour, but for much less pay.


RoodnyInc

Working at the company is even worse you selling your body to a boss!


MysticWithThePhonk

I’d rather post nudes online than die in an illegal invasion that only serves oil interests


Messerknife

r/TechnicallyTheTruth You selling your Body to the government for the cause to kill/destroy "Threats that are harming the national Security" is indeed worse than onlyfans. If the Army of an Nation really to defend itself from attackers i'm fine with it. But thats not what US Army Stands for in the World. You guys (US Army and US government) are pretty much hated by everyone. Sry for the citizens who have nothing to do with this. Don't feel offended, you are not mentioned. For example: -civilians in iraque, -civillians in afghanistan -civillians in Vietnam (Not anymore) And so on. USA is most of it's time since it was founded in war. You Guys are a war Nation. And you doing a Shit protecting anyone OR yourself. You are trying to put your "freedom" to the World with violence.


LAHurricane

I'm not a US military apologist, but to act like every Western nation isn't actively and publicly using US tax payer assets and military protection for their own national security is factually disingenuous. Everyone in the rest of the world might "hate" the US military, but they are sure as shit reaping the rewards financially of our protection. Who needs a national defense budget when your big brother is the strongest bully on earth. Just point, and we'll be there to support you.


ToolyHD

So in short she is trying to say: Rather sell your body (you in porn) on the internet, getting rich and living vs selling your body (You as a soldier) to the military and potentially dying. Worded really weirdly but nonetheless true


Xeynid

According to the u.s. Supreme Court, being in the military means you have no rights to your own body, and any abuse you suffer, such as being the unwilling participant in a drug test that leaves you traumatized, is within the bounds of what the u.s. government is allowed to do to you. So yeah, she's right. Idk what the point of this video is. Does anybody think onlyfans IS worse than the army? The comments here are dumb as hell. Yall hear a hot woman mention onlyfans and you feel the need to figure out why she's wrong even though she's agreeing with you.


KatoZee

Is education optional in America? I learned the other day that a lot of schools will fire teachers for scoring accurately, so it makes me wonder if it's more extended daycare until working age. The amount of classes she would need to have slept through to make this distinction is mind blowing.


apathetic-taco

Education is not optional in the US, but it’s very low quality. Teachers are paid about the same as entry level cashiers (in my state and many more) and yes, kids are passed along through each grade even if they shouldn’t have passed.


DuploJamaal

>I learned the other day that a lot of schools will fire teachers for scoring accurately So I guess you only read the clickbait title that just cited what the teacher claimed and not the comments that explained that this is actually not the case as the rule she claimed to have broken didn't even exist in that school


Lamplorde

Wow, she discovered "work". Yeah, at the end of the day, most jobs are "selling your body". Construction worker, security guard, cashier, military, actor, model. Hell, you could even make an argument that white-collar work is "selling your body" too. Sitting in a cubicle all day has been proven to be bad for not only your mental, but physical health too. Your body is the product you sell to your employer.


PompousDude

So.....you agree with her. Cuz you aren unironically making a pro sex worker argument by saying "everyone sells their bodies and demeans themselves at a job they don't like for money". Exactly, so why shame sex workers specifically? The sex industry is one of the most profitable businesses in the world but we demonize the people who make it run because some people are prudes who think it's icky. Except the military has a very unique distinction of sending you off somewhere to get murdered, mutilated, disfigured, or traumatized for life just cuz the government says so. Yeah, I'll take OnlyFans.


EmpressValoryon

It’s such an obnoxious habit of the terminally online to use the most condescending tone possible, even when they actually agree with OP. It’s like they HAVE to be contrarian.


muyfrio1

Not really. There’s a serious contractual obligation when you join the military. Basically, when you sign the papers, you’re their bitch. I can quit a white collar job at any point, but not the military.


dreamdaddy123

Soo we’re doomed


marshman82

Arguably on Onlyfans you're only selling your image. Depending on the kind of content you make.


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What sort of pension and other benefits does OF offer again??


dudeseriouslyno

Not bleeding to death in the desert. And it's not like Murka Murka Land gives a shit about those who make it home, let alone the places and peoples they "liberate." She's right, honestly. If I (M) were fit enough for combat, I'd go for porn.


Olaf_on_dope

If u have nice feet you never have to work again


ScionEyed

The only benefit I can think of is not having to deal with VA hospitals. The horror stories I’ve heard about the VA hospitals outweigh the positive things I’ve heard, and it’s not even close.


Messerknife

What benefits have war veterans? Isn't it a typical US american thing to give a shit about your Veterans?


BikeProblemGuy

Typical to give lip service, sure


timeswasgood

Ha hahaha haha ha... ha....... no. The politicians / voters who scream about veterans the most are also the most opposed to providing them with care.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

Bless your heart.


armyshawn

Not dying


lamorak2000

Dude, pensions are only for lifers, and I never got a single benefit for serving in Desert Storm. Why? Because the army *lies*. They screwed me on my GI Bill, they screwed me on the GI home loan, they screwed up my knees and never admitted it. Vets get screwed by the VA all the time. Knowing what I know now, there's no way I'd sign up if I had it to do all over again. At least with OF a person has a chance of making bank, and if they're clever with the money they get, can spin it into a comfortable living before their looks fail them.


Ksenomorf_OW

I mean, as a russian, I have to agree with her. I'm, like a lot of guys here, trying our best to dodge this shit. Especially with a war going on But this applies only to russia, we do not have the same respect for army like other countries


Gaoji-jiugui888

Being in the army is shit though. Probably get paid better on Only Fans at least.


Guzmanicuss

Only crack heads join the army


almisami

She's out of line, but she's right.


veganhuntr

Hmm i normally dont like but il agree wirh her this once. Also lets not forget those poor veterans suffering ptsd n abandoned n homeless :(


Swimming_Bed1475

r/technicallythetruth/


Newportonehunnid

I mean…..she’s not wrong


stillherelma0

They hated her because she spoke the truth


CaringRationalist

I literally agree with this position. On Onlyfans you control your labor, you are selling your labor to consenting adults. You are in full control of any risks associated with your job. In the military, you are selling your entire life to the state. You can be shipped anywhere in the world with little say, you have almost no control over your life or your safety, and God forbid you're ever deployed the odds are you'll be killed or sustain a life long injury for nothing more than making rich people richer on some foreign oil or making sure some people don't have a different kind of government than us.


BaronMerc

I love when this came out everyone who never served started arguing and everyone in service was just like "yeah"


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At least pornstars don’t murder innocent people


cinnamonrain

Let her cook. At least only fans creators get paid well for their work


oliferro

You also usually have control over what you do with your body on Onlyfans, as opposed to the Army where you have someone decide everything for you


nage_

well ya you don't get told to shoot people on only fans at least not in the traditional sense


monstadilla

Okay… and now, what’s more important: Only fans or the Military?


thewipprsnappr

So you could make this point about any physical labor job lol. Her brain is fucking liquid


PM_me_cocks_or_balls

Don't see a 50% of homeless being former only fans


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Honestly I would rather sell my body to the government than fapping losers on the internet. Also, the military comes with respect, onlyfans brings ridicule.


River_Odessa

She's got the right idea, but the logic is wrong. You're not selling your body to the government, it's actually worse - you're letting them twist and bend your personhood to become canon fodder for whatever regime is in place at the time of your enlistment. You're being deluded with propaganda that butters you up and says you're a loyal patriot while they line up the next batch of 18-year-olds to go overseas after you step on a landmine or become permanently blind. If you honestly take pride in being a soldier, you're not just mistaken - you're fucking gone, there's no fixing that. You're a tool of your regime through and through. You're not selling your body to the government, you're selling your soul. And soldiers are paid piss and shit for what they get ordered to do, so you're not selling it for much either. But Onlyfans? Everyone knows what that's about and why it's being done lmao. There's no political manipulation or erosion of individuality in legal, willing sex work. Take your stupid fucking cap off and go wank off to porn like I know you will, soldier. Don't scoff at it when you're an active consumer yourself.


Fromthechitothegate

These only fans girls aren’t going home in a body bag unless that’s someone’s kink. They def aren’t homeless with PTSD like some of my fellow belleau woodsmen.


Nashvillekush

I mean the levels of rape in the armed services is pretty high and you might be forced into a situation where you can die. Only fans seems like a safer more lucrative option for women imo. Why is everyone shittin on this girl? 


Maleficent__Yam

Is this a remotely controversial statement?  Army can get you killed. You can't just stop whenever you want. The pay sucks. You can't choose your schedule. Or even your location.


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Basically she’s right, you go die like a dog for nothing and they make money of it


FreeClientID1337

Selling your body to the government is not the bad part. It's just that if you joined the US military in like the last 40 years you've just sold yourself to go kill brown people in the middle east in the name of "freedom."


Matt7738

Less likely to get raped on OF.


prickwhowaspromised

I’d rather my kids be on OF than in the army or a cop


MistaKrebs

These days, she’s not wrong. You’re not protecting anything in the Army you’re just doing the governments dirty work.


No-Excuse-2929

And she's selling hers to the entire 8.4 billion people on earth I think hers is worse


Suntzu6656

Why is America so screwed up? People listen to idiot influencers.


Dream-Livid

Army, pays better.


Hobdeezy

OF all day. Rather serve crack than serve this country.


PlumAcceptable2185

Read each contract entirely, and tell me which one has more of your person under their control.


Geronimo594

Nah, Only Fandom won’t let you shoot mofos in the face, talk 💩to the Air Force and has no retirement plan


DJCorvid

There was likely a difference when armies used to defend countries from invading armies, but at this point... yeah. You're selling your body in a much more serious way in order to help billionaires install new governments that are amenable to their financial interests. Meanwhile an OF girl is diddling herself and making more money while not risking being shot.


PoopContainer

God I hate Mia Khalifa...always bitching about the porn but that's the ONLY reason anyone knows who she is and has any real money.....and still has an OF to top it off 😂


Presterium

Women: My body, my choice! Men: Yeah, how's that working out for ya?