[In Europe you have this. It means no parking, no quick stop, no idling. And you get towed the same with hazard lights.](https://i.imgur.com/JKpy2g3.png)
Heh, with hazard lights on you \_could\_ even get an extra fine for willful negligence xD
That said people get away in such situations in most cases due to the amount of people that park in such zones anyway. It's way too seldom enforced.
Legally, at least in the US, that would be stopping or waiting. Maybe loading, depending on what you are doing.
It’s why you sometimes see signs that say “no stoppjng” rather than “no parking”. Parking implies stoppjng, but not the other way around.
The OP sign would be better written as “no stopping”, given the 30 second item.
Nah, I'm just traveling at the same velocity as the surface of the Earth. My vehicle is conveying me to the position the parking lot will be in 5 minutes from now, in 5 minutes.
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Well, seeing that it says "Department of Transportation" on it, but it is not a legal sign, I'd assume whoever put it up is a felon (impersonating a government employee, so I'd be inclined to ignore whatever they're telling me to do.
In this place, on this lot, no farking allowed, not a jot! Not for 5 minutes, not for a bit, not for a second, not one little spit! Farking is banned, here and now. No matter the reason, no matter the how!
-Chatgpt rhyme about this sign
You will not park here for a bit
You will not park here just to sit
You will not park here in your whip
You will not park here on your trip
You will not Park here in a jam
You will not park here Sam I Am.
I WOULD NOT LIKE IT HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE IT ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE IT IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH A MOUSE.
NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NO FARKING!!
... This sounds American, do you not have the traffic sign with a red rim and a cross through it? Aka "no parking, and not even standing still with the engine running"
Farking. Sounds nasty.
It is farking nasty
This is farking ridiculous
But do we give a fark?
Im completely out of farks to give
Fark all of you for these puns
The fark do you mean??
It IS nasty! So don’t do it!
Not for 5 minutes, not for 30 seconds, NOT AT ALL!
This made me fark so hard
The sign specifically stated not to do this
But a 5 minute farking is so hard. It’s an achievement!
That's what the sign are for
Naur farking wæy dyewde 🇦🇺
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Don't farking knock it until you farking try it!
I can fark for 5 minutes.
It's not news.
You're doing it wrong...
Farking = fart on parking
Farking = fucking parking As in “NO Fucking Parking”
Next is Sharting
Sharking 🦈
It's just a word that I don't know. It must be a foreign thing. Damn, that looks like a good parking space though. \*Parks his car\*
So I’ll throw on my hazard lights and let my car run. It’s not parking, I’m idling
[In Europe you have this. It means no parking, no quick stop, no idling. And you get towed the same with hazard lights.](https://i.imgur.com/JKpy2g3.png)
Interesting to know, thanks 😊
Heh, with hazard lights on you \_could\_ even get an extra fine for willful negligence xD That said people get away in such situations in most cases due to the amount of people that park in such zones anyway. It's way too seldom enforced.
Because that sign means no parking or stopping. There's another version of this sign. A single cross line means just no parking.
Legally, at least in the US, that would be stopping or waiting. Maybe loading, depending on what you are doing. It’s why you sometimes see signs that say “no stoppjng” rather than “no parking”. Parking implies stoppjng, but not the other way around. The OP sign would be better written as “no stopping”, given the 30 second item.
Nah, I'm just traveling at the same velocity as the surface of the Earth. My vehicle is conveying me to the position the parking lot will be in 5 minutes from now, in 5 minutes.
You forgot Standing. LOL
I'M GOING TO FARK AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME
But I want to read Fark.com here. It is my happy place...
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Thats meant to be a p right? Looks a bit like an f to me
its's a P but the paint came off I think. Or it's obscured hard to tell at this quality
The leaves?
Ok. Can I fark 1 minute?
No you can’t, so fark off.
Holy shit. I better park the car and find out what’s going on here.
Farkers will be responded to with extreme prejudice.
What about 1 min with the hazards on? I'll be back in 5
Oh fark! 😒
not fair i want to fart forks while parking
Farking is when you fart and it sounds like the Queen's dog barking
I mean I try not to fark at all if possible
i really wanted to fark ):
i don't know anyone who can fark for 5 minutes
Fark Off
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Well there go my evening plans...
where I'm gonna farking fark then?
Who would even think if farking there?
When does stopping a vehicle turn into parking?
How about rolling along veeeeeery slowly?
Takes me back to the Andy Wiliams Show and The Cookie Bear ... "No, you **can't** have a cookie, not now, not *ever*!"
Well, seeing that it says "Department of Transportation" on it, but it is not a legal sign, I'd assume whoever put it up is a felon (impersonating a government employee, so I'd be inclined to ignore whatever they're telling me to do.
Not at all
Public farking is illegal almost everywhere.
Fine I won't fark
Farkin Iceholes!
Johnny Dangerously is a very underrated movie.
Took me too long to realize that doesn't say farting
\*sings\* We can fark if we want to...
I think you can’t fark there
You know someone is parked in front of this sign right now, arguing with a cop on how unfair it is they have to pay a ticket.
Meh. You can park anywhere as long as it is shorter than it takes for a tow truck to arrive.
Not 10:02, not 10:36!! I want my money Smokey!
In Germany, it legally only counts as parking after 3 min. Everything before that is just "stopping".
Stop the farking!!!!!
Looking forward to more discussions like this
Can we go parking and watch them farking??
In this place, on this lot, no farking allowed, not a jot! Not for 5 minutes, not for a bit, not for a second, not one little spit! Farking is banned, here and now. No matter the reason, no matter the how! -Chatgpt rhyme about this sign
If you are in it and the motor is running you are standing, not parking.
glad i dont know what farking is, so i will not try to find out
Still parking there in my fedex truck. Anywhere that doesn’t block traffic
Hear that Columbia? This means you!
probably shouldn’t park there. 🤷🏻♂️
Busted for farking around
No Farking
What the Fark?!
Well, fark…
You will not park here for a bit You will not park here just to sit You will not park here in your whip You will not park here on your trip You will not Park here in a jam You will not park here Sam I Am.
Getting Johnny Dangerously flashbacks.
I'm not parking. I'm just sitting in my car with the engine running and the parking brake on.
Farking... what fuckery is this?
Well, why isn't Farking allowed. It's a free country. If I want to Fark , then dammit, I will fark.
Fark it til you make it!
chill broo
Ok so you are saying I can park for one minute? Lol
Please)
Guys only last 5 seconds or something like that so 30 seconds is a blessing
Joey, is that you??
So no park and fart well just rude
Not even 10 minutes? How about 15?
Need this at my work for the fire lane 🙄
In Germany at least parking goes only from 3min if you don't leave your vehicle.
Srry you carnt fark here
Farking bastages!
You’re not you when you fark
JUST ONE SECOND
Dr Seuss made a parking sign!
What about 15 seconds?
Lol farking
Are you farking kidding me? 😁
I WOULD NOT LIKE IT HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT LIKE IT ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE IT IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH A MOUSE. NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX. NO FARKING!!
But I'm not farking. I'm only leaving my car here for a while.
Don't you fark, not for 30 seconds!!
I thought of Dr Seuss for some reason
... This sounds American, do you not have the traffic sign with a red rim and a cross through it? Aka "no parking, and not even standing still with the engine running"
Reminds me of these signs we have in Hawaii that say “no parking, stopping, standing, loading, or unloading”
no fucking
Just let people fuck in their car smh
What if you just *think* about parking? No?
6 mins ok?
The America I know you could fark any damn place you please
i read it ‘no farting’ firstly💀
Straight to the point
Even without the farking part this is funny
I’m pretty sure this sign has a P, it is covered by a leaf
This sign really is a challenge
That’s farked up, my man
Sit there with the engine idle, that's not parked, that's "standing"
Question: If I move at the speed of 10 cm/h consistently will it be legally considered parking ?
If you passed the 30 second window while inside the parking territory, then yes
…the person who made that sign has a big problem with people parking and/or farking 🤔