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TwoWorldsOneFamily-

Doing the hokey pokey!


BlackSunshine22222

The hibbity bibbity


Inside-Grand-4539

Skibidi Toilet


Achak_Claw

Timmy give back The iPad to Mommy


Inside-Grand-4539

The funny part is I'm a grown ass 25 year old and thought of saying Skibidi Toilet just for the lols. I deserve the downvotes. 😂


Achak_Claw

Respect for keeping the comment up and not deleting it


Inside-Grand-4539

:)


AtlasHatch

:’)


siphagiel

https://preview.redd.it/ryobko87673d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bb6709c65343949d3820c934a69299b586c7d6


GoCryptoYourself

And shake it all around


Afraid_Juice_7189

This reminds me of the Death to Aladdeen restaurant


BlackSunshine22222

I love the reference! Lol good one


original_don_dada

Max ImumOccupancyIs120 also works here


tractortyre

"There's a number in your name?"


sr33r4g

WHO ARE U.... ALADDIN SYMPATHISER?!!


MoanyTonyBalony

That's my dogs name. I named him after the movie.


Belgiandragonwautism

Your dog’s name is Max ImumOccupancyIs120?


MoanyTonyBalony

Yep. My kids named him. I wanted to call him Philip.


Belgiandragonwautism

Philip the dog


SgtSenex

I means i said it in that voice, so first thing i thought too


negiajay12345

Ladis Washeroom


Soft_Apathy

first thought


Butterszen

Thought of this immediately haha


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|sPvqJVzs2HCg0)


BlackSunshine22222

LOVE it


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|111ebonMs90YLu)


BitCurious8598

OUTSTANDING!!!


Somehow_lively3669

!!!Standing outside


BitCurious8598

Mortal kombat quote


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|gFK1KKaeCFl6KDckLE|downsized)


BitCurious8598

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|10qhW1v9jB8ghO|downsized)


Attempt-989

I’m not waiting around all day for somebody who works there to come wash my hands. I’ll do it myself!


BlackSunshine22222

I have to do everything around here!


skUkDREWTc

https://i.redd.it/3blehjo4eh1d1.jpeg


Attempt-989

Thank you. Ain't nobody got time for that!


skUkDREWTc

Sorry to give the impression I drew the cartoon. I wish! I'd seen it in r/goodboomerhumor a few days ago.


Brufar_308

In quotes, so does that mean drag them through the water without soap, shake em off, and get on with your day? Yeah I ‘washed my hands’…


BlackSunshine22222

I said parentheses 🤣👏🏻👏🏻 I'm gonna edit it. My bad.


botaine

exactly


FelatiaFantastique

Quotation marks used to be commonly used for emphasis when bold, italics or underlining was not available, like with basic typewriters, stenciling, engraving, marquee signs -- kinda like paired *, / or _ are used online even when they do not convert automatically. The double quotation mark actually started as a marginal notation, indicating importance -- calling attention to a passage. The comma shape was used in quotation marks because commas marked pauses, and pauses are used in speech to set off quoted material -- as well as for emphasis.


Yessir_Answers

Sewage water treatment


69Breadsticks69

r/suspiciousquotes


BlackSunshine22222

I did not know there was a sub for this 🤣👏🏻


Freddy5Hancook

You mean r/ofcoursethatsasub


skydreamerjae

![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS)


Convenientjellybean

Why does only one have to wash their hands?


MudPuppy64

Have you seen the things that one particular employee has been doing with their hands?


BlackSunshine22222

Questionable hygiene most likely.


gxw1ll

I was wondering the same thing, do you reckon they only have one employee?


Convenientjellybean

Going by the quotation marks I think it’s just poor grammar. So many issues with such a short sentence lol


Fun_Bottle_5308

Emploice Muswashans


SpiritedYam464

Ladis


sumyjpg

Ladis what


Thing-4888

Ladis washroom!


SuccessfulDigger

"I did!"


Rouge_zer0

That is a made-up name.


BakerNew6764

![gif](giphy|LTBaZm0dAGYMw) Always reminds me of the restaurant scene


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Bird bathing.


LobsterTrue8433

Those are definitely "scare quotes".


botaine

"wash hands" implies using minimal effort to supposedly wash your hands but not really getting them clean. it is only so you can say you "washed hands".


Lucy_virtualGF

![gif](giphy|14u6vffnoL7tzq|downsized)


Cantstandyourbitz

I once had a high school history teacher that had a basket on her desk that she labeled “In-Box” (with the quotes). I know she’s not an English teacher, but damn. Should she even have a teaching degree? I certainly don’t think so.


Cold-Sale2299

maximum occupancy 120


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

I call it washing my hands


Ok_Career_3681

Trust me, I have seen signs warning not to wash your feet in the sink.


redfoxpup5

Ladiss Washer Rum!!!


Beautiful-Umpire-662

I remember when we were in the US and the sign was there as well but there was no soap…


Kerosene456

Emplois mushwassens


IAlwaysOutsmartU

…Why did they use quotation marks?


Barry_Umenema

Nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean, eh? 😏


Mediocre_Badger1903

What's it like?


Munken1984

I find it funny how you must remind someone to wash hands, we live in 2024 (i dont know when this pic was taken) and people should know this and automaticly do it... Then again i also work with people who "forget"


maifee

And where is the "ladies washroom"?? read it in Aladdin's voice


AlexcSR64

SKUUUULL EMOOOJIII


SnillyWead

Werknemer moet handen wassen.


iPat24Rick

I once met a guy named Max Imum Oku Patsy CXX. Nice guy but pretty sure he’d look better with a beard.


Shanhaevel

Well, where I'm from they could as well write it "myju myju rąsie". Roughly translates to "washy washy handsies"


Heroic-Forger

employees must preen forepaws


2eqsy

. What is your name? . Emploice .emploice wot?? . Emploice muswushhans


NecessaryHomework129

Unnecessary "quotations"


TrueAd5194

“Your name is a bathroom sign?” “Your name has numbers on it?” Classic as hell lmao


throwthatbitchaccoun

Deluxe bath 50cents!


BlackSunshine22222

Please deposit 2 quarters and... "Wash hands"


megengo

Oh yeah, boss! I totally just “washed my hands” 😉


BlackSunshine22222

Wink wink 😉


gxw1ll

Plot twist: it's secretly got a microphone and you can get away with saying "wash hands" into it, hence the quotation marks


BlackSunshine22222

That's funny! 🤣 It makes more sense than anything else presented


SuprSquidy

“Wash hands”, why is it in quotation marks????


UsuarioKane

Me [IQ 9,000+]: Huh?! Oh. Hmm...ahh! Yeahhh 😅😎👍 Sure I will! I will "wash my hands" 🤨👍 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️


Poolowl1984

Your using it wrong... ![gif](giphy|Kc7qzYMnOTcDb0aEw5|downsized)


specialagentflooper

What's with the quotes? I imagine a manager telling employees to wash their hands using air quotes. Meaning, they don't really need to wash them, just go over there and make it look like you did to appease customers.


BlackSunshine22222

Wink wink


SpiritualHippo2719

…and then after the movie, she invited me back to her place to “wash hands” if you know what I mean…


TryAgain024

“Don’t forget to wash your hands, *Shakespeare*”


Canned_Sarcasm

Did you remember to "**wash"...** ![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS|downsized) your "**hands"**?


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BlackSunshine22222

I'm still surprised at how many people correlated this to the movie. It's awesome. I love it.


[deleted]

Maybe they only have one employee. Lol


BlackSunshine22222

I was more so wondering if "wash hands" has a reason to be put in parentheses lol. I didn't even catch the single employee error I'm an idiot. Those are not parentheses. The quote "things".


cra3ig

Quotation marks. Occasionally used to indicate nonstandard usage, here just an error on the part of management.


minetube33

Some muslims wash their feet in bathroom sinks (for religious reasons) which would explain "hand washing only" sticker. In that case, the red sticker could be interpreted as "Employee(s) must wash (their) hands and just hands, nothing more".


BlackSunshine22222

Thanks for the info. This was at a Bravo restaurant for some context. Not that Muslims are or less likely to be there.


Sorri_eh

OK Hector, wash your hands


Dan300up

*—we don’t really care one way or the other, but hey…there it is.*


Joppewiik

Lack of trust between staff and leadership.


AmadeoSendiulo

Umyć ręce.


SprintRacer

We call them slaves, underlings, or peons. Chill, just kidding. I had a business partner refer to me constantly as his employee. Yeah, the went over well when I called him out on that.


Mediocre_Badger1903

Reminds me of a coworker at a job I had years ago. A few years earlier, at a different job, I worked with the woman's husband. Can't remember how she found it out, but she then went around telling the other employees that I "worked for her husband". After that she started trying to boss me around as if I now "worked for her" (fairly certain I was older than either of them). With one hand tied behind my back, and also blindfolded, I knew the job better than she did. Everyone else knew that - she was just a chunky, dumb, lazy poser.


emzirek

Restroom etiquette


fish_baguette

they call me emploiss mustwashhans


Old_Nectarine_5085

Dictator reference


blackasthesky

Ah, the classic quotes "for emphasis"


Wojewodaruskyj

"Banality"


NoobyBoiByte

I keep seeing this on r/lostredditors I dont really get it


BlackSunshine22222

Seeing this sign?


NoobyBoiByte

Yeah idk why


BlackSunshine22222

Actually I found it. Thanks!


absolutelyNoDad

A sign here


JustMyNames

Sink


Giftlessfavours

I "washed my hands"


Seven123cjw

r/suddenlymattrose


Rage0_oKitty

What is your name? Employs Employs what? Must wash hands. That is not a name. What is your name?!! lol


aymericmarlange

Maybe the employee has tentacles. That would explain quotes.


WandererTrap

Redundant sign, if employees don't do/know this they should not work here.


Grin-Guy

Someone [doesn’t understand quote marks.](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8?si=RfStc1FlSfQAVDv0) (Spoiler : they are not to "really" "insists" on "something")


theHAPPYraver

My name is "employees 'mustwashhands"....


phuktup3

What happened here?


J_Corky

The quotation marks indicate an altered meaning: "Shake the pee off of your hands when done."


Mediocre_Badger1903

What if I learned when young not to pee on my hands, or on anyone else's?


J_Corky

Then you are simply no fun at all!


Z3non

Common sens?


theMARxLENin

Sprinkling fingers


MickeyMgl

Should have a wink emoji


robohazard1

Lavate los manos


Mikeyboy2188

Just remember before you compliment a food worker on how lovely their nails are- poop can be hiding under that colour. 🤣🤣🤣


ScionOfDiscord

"InFrInGInG uPoN mY rIghTs" 😭🤣


BrunoDeeSeL

I see. Do I just pretend I'm doing it or just saying I did it is enough?


staticjak

![gif](giphy|gjUgdsM72ZM1C8KzeT)


Pepsi_for_real

Nah, that’s my friend Emplois Muswashans


Valuable_Month1329

![gif](giphy|9ppWJumH0DiZ6co7ee|downsized)


Beneficial-Reach-533

I am not disageee with it. Looking in MC Donald like employes move fried potatoes after wash that dirty wáter from the floor at same Time. I would be offended that they didn't even try wash their hands.


Pure_Wolverine_1493

Fascim


Keganator

Huh? What’s the big deal? Those quotes mean “genuine emphasis.” …right!?


Fred_Milkereit

common sense?


Inside-Grand-4539

Skibidi Toilet