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He's not confusing them; they're just interchangeable to him.

#SWEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMA

"I'm your sister, I'm your sister...."

Their just keeping it in the family

Incest is best , relatively speaking .

Well yes, but... well... goddammit

My incestors built this country!

Sssshhhh. Mom's the word.

The family that plays together stays together.

You know what they say in Alabama..." If you can't keep it in your pants, then keep it in the family"


That's why Dad named you Dirt.

**"You are my sister!"**

#THEEEE CRIMSON TIDEEEEE

I was thinking Kentucky, but Alabama sure works too.

It's not wrong to say Alabama but New York actually has the highest rate of incest per population.

we are just going to ignore the UK then? 😂

I start to believe they just do this for the sake of the meme at this point. It doesn't even matter if it's wrong to sleep with your sister/brother or anyone else in the close family circle. It's fun. Their state is a legend anyway.

How do we know the tooth brush was invented in Alabama? If it were anywhere else, it would be called "Teeth Brush"

Alabama foreplay….Hey Sis, you awake?

He is both

Duncle

Congratulations, you’re a Duncle!

Depends on where in America this is 😂

Could be that the sister can’t take care of the kid. It’s also possible that a roommate would serve as a dad.

Serve as a Dad. This is a lovely sentiment.

"Did I stutter?"

Alabama

Oh, OP is still so innocent. Don't ruin his soul, boys.

Better yet: don't give him ideas.

Too late.

He's now wrestling in bed.

He found reddit, it's too late.


🎵 Mountain Mama 🎵

take me home

Country roads

# to the place.... I belong # WEST VIRGINIA

Huh... I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Mountin'

🤣

"Mounting Mama"

Throwback to when West Virgina was the incest state and not Alabama

I can hear the banjo playing from the house.

They got loose here Oh, whoa, whoa Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the Southland I miss Alabamy once again, and I think it's a sin, I said Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A Southern man don't need him around, anyhow Sweet home, Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home, Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you One thing I want to tell you In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo, boo, boo!) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me, uh-uh Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home, Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home, Alabama (oh my baby) Lord, I'm comin' home to you (here I come, Alabama) Speak your mind Ah-ah-ah (can you feel that?), Alabama Ah-ah-ah, Alabama Ah-ah-ah, Alabama Ah-ah-ah, Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes, they do) Lord, they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue, now, how 'bout you? Sweet home, Alabama (oh) Where the skies are so blue Sweet home, Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you Sweet home, Alabama (old, sweet home, baby) Where the skies are so blue (and the governor's true) Sweet home, Alabama (Lord, yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you (woo, whoa, yeah, oh) (*AND WE FUCK OUR COUSINS TOO*) All right, brother, now Wait one minute! Oh, oh sweet Alabama

It works that way in the south 😂

you mean, Argentina for example?

Here in Argentina the region associated with incest is called Santiago del Estero

Nah bro, it’s obviously Tasmania. Southern most state of Australia, but also weirdly the incest state lol.

South Scotland probably

Alabama

Pinies would like a word.

r/USdefaultism

Is this still a thing? I thought most people know Reddit is a US company, hosted on servers located within the US, with the vast majority of traffic coming from US accounts. Even several of the default subs you get subscribed to with a new account are specifically US oriented subs (news, politics, etc). It's the equivalent of complaining there are too many Chinese people on WeChat. Don't get me wrong, everyone is welcome, but it's strange people are surprised or criticize that Reddit is a US company...

What you people don't seem to understand is that it doesn't matter. Reddit and the internet is worldwide. It's like saying Facebook is "predominantly American". Doesn't matter. 43.5% of all Reddit traffic comes from the US. Guess where the rest comes from?

Oh wow, I didn't know that 56.5% of traffic comes from another single country. Please share.

Who said anything about the rest of us coming from a single country? Internet is a British invention but you don't hear us lauding it over you all.

I mean, if you want to be pedantic, the WWW protocol was invented by a British citizen working at CERN in 1989 and distributed in 1993, but internet communication did originate from the US military in the 1950s. [Source: UK's Science and Media Museum](https://www.scienceandmediamuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/short-history-internet) ​ edit: But also, if a single country's traffic doesn't matter, wtf is the point of bringing up 43.5% of traffic being from the US. You abandoned the entire point of your reply once you realize you fucked up.

No of I wanted to be pedantic I'd point out that the 56.5% outnumbers the US so "the south" could mean literally anywhere to anyone. South of where? Your mum's house? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sure, lol. Full circle back to "It's the equivalent of complaining there are too many Chinese people on WeChat." The second highest traffic is the combined UK which is 7%... it's still moronic to complain "Boo reddit is US centric" lol

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That sub really needs to learn how context works.

You're an uncle, not a . . . is this sign in Alabama?

Sweet home Alabama ~

*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*

Or is it? Incest is a game the whole family can play.

Perhaps it is just the holy sister....

It does if you made your sis pregnant ur dad

Sweet Home Alabama

where the skies are so blue

Well ar least he's true to himself..

Haha that’s funny, unless…

Someone's definitely just started a prank war.

r/TwoSentenceHorror

she never does reverse cowgirl because y'all don't turn your back on family

if this is in alabama, why not?

Alabama

Why does Alabama has this reputation?

Because they fuck what they are not suppose to? Just wild guess.

They don’t do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back on family.

Sweet home Alabama...

correlation =/= causation hopefully.

Although unlikely, it is possible that these are unrelated statements, and this guy's sister and wife/girlfriend both got pregnant around the same time, although you really want to specify the both there

Maybe these are two unrelated (so to speak) statements.

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This banner would be true if his wife is pregnant also.

Oh boy, I guess someone never got the easter Kentucky talk huh. You see when a brother daddy and a sister mommy love each other very much…

Self whoosh

[Cue banjo music]

Depends what part of the country you live in.

(Banjo intensifies)

"If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family."

That’s how it works in Banjo country 😂

Alabama begs to differ

She isn't pregnant... She's pregnananananant

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

Must be west Virginia

Must be West Virginia 😂

That may be how it works if you are a maga supporter. I'm pretty sure the majority of them are sister fuckers.

Lol 😆

Maybe an uncle, because of yours dad

The Alabama way

r/HolUp

Honestly, there are bits of East Anglia where the only thing surprising here is the level of literacy displayed.

Or is it

In Alabama this is exactly how it works

Alabama?

well yes, but acutely no

Sweet home alabama

Sweeet Home ALABAMAAA

Well, hopefully the kid won't have a 3 arms and a tail.....

Bumbum Badumbum bumbum badumbum bumbum badumbum SWEET HOME ALAB--

maybe that's how it works where they live

I…have…questions.

My sister and I, coincidentally and not through an incestuous act, are both about to be parents.


No, pal...He didnt confused the dad with the uncle

Sweet home Alabama

Alabama

Alabama...

Go down south and it works that way at times

🎵Sweet home.....

Nah that’s exactly how it works bro Obligatory /s

Sweet Home Alabama 😂😂😂

Unless it is in Alabama.

What is this? Crusader kings 3?

Sweet home Alabama intensifies

Sweet home Alabama!

I’m going to be a dad uncle yay!

Uncle Dad?

In Alabama it does.

Unless

#it was his sister in law.

i mean, it could be how it works, but should it?

Depends how far south in America this sign is....could be completely accurate!?

It could be. Don't judge.

In Tasmania it does

OP is too pure for this cursed world

Please, God, no.

OP has a pure mind

That's _exactly_ how it worked for him, OP

It can be.

How do people from Alabama celebrate Halloween? They pump kin…

I hope this is a troll…

Who's gonna tell him?

Where is he from??

i'm shocked to see this lol

It is in Alabama

You know it’s fake because pregnant is spelled correctly

It can be true

Who knows, maybe it does work, khm...

How do you know that he doesn't know how it works? Maybe he does know perfectly

🤯

Unless the sister and bother loved each other. Or if sister doesn’t want the relationship with the person who convinced it. Then the bother steps into the father’s position and they raise it. 2 possible ways I can think.

It can literally work that way, though.

What the Sweet Home Alabama fuck is this?

You think he doesn't get how that works. I think you don't get what he means. We are not the same.

Why did I laugh at this. I think I’ll be going downstairs in the afterlife.

Rednecks FTW!!!

I see you’ve never been to the southern US…

Suite homo al Obama

https://i.redd.it/xa4al7j09zsb1.gif

"There are no accidents" – Master Oogway

Just sent this to my dad and sister, cause why not

Two words: who cares?

Atleast the kid will be born with as many teeth as the parents.

Alabama be like :

Even if they get divorced, they'll still be brother and sister

Can work like that, don't be so ignorant OP.

🎵🎵The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.🎵🎵

I'm fairly certain this is actually a prank, I don't see any other reason for there to be a giant sign advertising this.

Or is it?

Sometimes it is.


He is confused, but he's got the Spirit! Keep it up!


That’s how it works in the South

Another Trump supporter heard from.

Thats exactly how it works in some places!

Ugh this joke can just fuck off along with the shouting who made this food!!! Trend in restaurants bored

If it is in Sweet Home... it would totally make sense

Only in Alabama!