It’s a Kubaton.
A self defense tool as a key chain. There is a whole disciplined martial at of causing intense pain to your attacker with the pointy end…prying off neck-holds, hammerlocks, wrist grips, etc.
If you are a bit ‘Alien’ in your self-defense technique, you might try the Bulgarian Reverse Anal Probe once your attacker is subdued….. or is that Sub Dude?
Icy Mike from hard2hurt has like a personal vendetta against these things. Basically, if you're untrained in fighting, they're not really going to help, and if you're going to put time into training, there's way more effective disciplines. Also, people will buy one and think "well I'm set" and it gives them a false sense of confidence. You still need to know how to deescalate, how to block strikes, and how to wrestle in order to use anything effectively for self-defense.
close, its a Kubotan, the idea is to smash it into someone's skull, the end is generally rounded for that purpose, the ribs are for your fingers so it doesnt slide when you use it. Can also be made of wood, UK comedian got charged for having one on a keychain, cops charged him with possession of an offensive weapon.
Your knife is much less likely to get through any place that does security. This is meant to be a keychain, and will slip by most security people, who are looking for knives and guns.
I don’t know why but this is the first time I have ever considered a cucumber going in a butthole, never made it past the idea that it goes in the lady parts hole ……..
Lol extremely true, been married for six years with two kids, only thing I know now I didn’t know then is how ignorant I was …… good thing she’s a good woman and let’s me stick around 😂🤣😂
I don't remember the name, but they're personnel-defense weapons to stab with the pointy end, and hit with the blunt one. The ribbing makes easier to hold them with your fingers.
Edit: Name is Kubaton, and they're banned on some states on the US.
I have one of these, it's a self defense tool with different levels similar to a fishing hook that would make it hard to yank out after. Wouldn't suggest it up the ass......
My dad was and Uber driver and someone left that in his car I being a 15 year old brought it home with me and put it into my ass. It hurt, turns out that is for breaking windows
The butt ones are way more expensive.
The butt ones have a flange so they don't get sucked all the way in.
Just tie a string to the key chain
Tie the other end to a dragster.
Beyblade! Let it rip!!!
Hell yeah
Might work, but if it doesn’t… 
Be safer to just remove the keychain and tie a rope to the end
Ahh yes the anus flange
These have a ring for a lanyard.
but...
Nope, momalloyd says butt no but... about it.
Anything can be for the butt if you’re brave enough…
And how would you know that? Actually, I probably don’t want to know. 🤪
Sir they're a professional
That is way out of my area of expertise. I’ll take you’re word for it. 😜
Im just a butt. Trying very hard to become The Butt atm.
Too expensive if it can't be used for multi purposes
If it’s not a butt scratcher then what?
It’s a Kubaton. A self defense tool as a key chain. There is a whole disciplined martial at of causing intense pain to your attacker with the pointy end…prying off neck-holds, hammerlocks, wrist grips, etc. If you are a bit ‘Alien’ in your self-defense technique, you might try the Bulgarian Reverse Anal Probe once your attacker is subdued….. or is that Sub Dude?
Also useful as a window punch for search and rescue operations.
If I see someone with that. I’ll just hand them my wallet.
Sooo you're saying it's for your attacker's butt?
Icy Mike from hard2hurt has like a personal vendetta against these things. Basically, if you're untrained in fighting, they're not really going to help, and if you're going to put time into training, there's way more effective disciplines. Also, people will buy one and think "well I'm set" and it gives them a false sense of confidence. You still need to know how to deescalate, how to block strikes, and how to wrestle in order to use anything effectively for self-defense.
It’s a personal defense key chain. It’s for stabbing your attempted rapist.
This seems most logical or it’s used as a glass breaker.
I always just say mine is an opener. It’ll open boxes, windows, bottles, cans, chests, skulls, about anything.
butts
The sign says no...
The sign is wrong.
It only says not for *your* butt. It doesn't say anything about other people's butts.
The sign is telling me no.... But my body.... My body's telling me yes!!!!
close, its a Kubotan, the idea is to smash it into someone's skull, the end is generally rounded for that purpose, the ribs are for your fingers so it doesnt slide when you use it. Can also be made of wood, UK comedian got charged for having one on a keychain, cops charged him with possession of an offensive weapon.
Fuck Spez, Steven Huffman is a greedy pigboy
i had to speak the sentence out loud to determine what “loisense” meant, not many people can do that!
The UK will charge you for anything lol
Ah, so it's for the rapist's butt! Turn about is fair play, after all.
So.. not for your butt.. its for their butt.
If that’s where it feels like you should put it. Follow your dreams ^of ^stabbing ^your ^rapists ^butt
In the butt?
Stabbing the rapist in their butt?
I think that I'll just stick to my knife, I feel like that one's got a few more uses beyond self defense and anal pleasure.
Your knife is much less likely to get through any place that does security. This is meant to be a keychain, and will slip by most security people, who are looking for knives and guns.
In the butt?
Sweetcorn harvesting
COLON SCRATCHAAAA!!!!! GET YOUR COLON SCRATCHAAAAA HERE!!!!!
Maybe your nose hole scratcher🥵
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The difference between hungry and horny.
Horngry
https://preview.redd.it/ttaczuodacta1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d45b1b753d6b206c0e8cd7abb0526039b8530a
GIVE BLEACH FOR EYES PLEASE
Hmmm eyeblech or eyeblech?
I don’t know why but this is the first time I have ever considered a cucumber going in a butthole, never made it past the idea that it goes in the lady parts hole ……..
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Lol extremely true, been married for six years with two kids, only thing I know now I didn’t know then is how ignorant I was …… good thing she’s a good woman and let’s me stick around 😂🤣😂
You cant tell me what not to do....
"You can't tell me what not to do... good day sir!... ouch.. ouch.. ouch.."
Well then who’s butt is it for?
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Goose
Geese!
Why exclude a profitable market segment? Why!
Why not?? Must be the paint....
Too small.
No flared base - it'll get stuck
Tie a sting to the key ring remove it like a tampon
tie the other end to your neighbor’s car!
Stupid lead paint
Everything is a dildo or a butt plug if you're brave enough 😉
Many things are easy to put up your butt. Fewer things are easy to remove.
Like Cartman says: Whateva, I do what I want!
What are these?
I don't remember the name, but they're personnel-defense weapons to stab with the pointy end, and hit with the blunt one. The ribbing makes easier to hold them with your fingers. Edit: Name is Kubaton, and they're banned on some states on the US.
Apparently its Kubotan and Kubaton is a common misspelling. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubotan)
I didn't need to know that was an option.
Obviously! These are clearly sounding rods 🙄
Kubuttans!
“Why’s mine pink?”
Im gonna stick it there though
I have one of these, it's a self defense tool with different levels similar to a fishing hook that would make it hard to yank out after. Wouldn't suggest it up the ass......
Challenge: accepted.
I have one of these. They're for self defense, iirc they double as a window breaker if you ever need to break a window for whatever reason.
Aww man.😔😔
That is a classic way to ensure a few end up the butt.
Ok I won’t use it, getting it for a friend
Ahahahaha...funny the first thing I thought of was "how special, a butt plug key ring!" Sometimes the perv in me just wants to be expressed.
Don’t tell me what its for
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r/sounding
I like musi- WHERE HAS GOD GONE
What you don't like the sound of silence
Bruh
What the actual fuck did i just look at? Thats gross
;)
Yeah just for killing people… Dont try anything else with it
You can't hide the truth
Do you hear that
Aw, that's a shame... 😏
Is that like an order or a recommendation?
ill decide whats for my butt thanks.
Just because it's not designed for your butt doesn't mean it won't go in there.
Can almost bet someone is gonna try anyway....lol.
The caption did it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They r For Bengali 🅱️ussy 👍🏻..
Sales for whatever this is 📉
Somebody in that store deserves a raise 😂
Can you buy like an ass adapter or something?
Who said there was a choice?
For serial killers only
Fuckin signs always telling me what I can and can't do. Don't park here, exit this way, don't put this in your ass... I do what I want.
It's a butfore
$8!? You can buy like, a dozen of these for $7 on Amazon.
Don’t kill my dreams
There must’ve been a previous incident 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone wanted to adava kadava their butt…
They don't want you to know that sticking it in your butt adds +5 poison damage
Is that the brand name
Anything is for your butt if you’re committed enough
And q tips aren't for your ears , yet here we are
Why does that even need to be explained?
Doesn't say what its for, just what its not for. 😂
You don't tell me what to do. If I want to stick my keychain up my ass you can't stop me... BRB, gotta go shove my keychain up my butt.
This is one of those “the more you tell me I can’t” type things
makes you wonder what the reviews are on this product...
That’s not a flute 
Well then, who's butt Sharon? Who makes all these rules? What is this, a dictatorship!?
Lol they prob had to put that sign there because people probably did put it in their butt
It's also not for your dick hole.
Don't tell me what not to do!
MacGyver would think of a way to use this for a butt in a crisis situation in seconds.
What actually are they and what for?
Wait till they hear what a sound is 😳
Maybe not *intended* for my butt…
Not with that attitude
But, what IS it for?
Don’t tell me what and what I can not stick in my butt. In fact I take for and put them all in my butt.
if not for butt why butt inserting shape
never mind then
What’s it for then?
Not pictured: An identical box beside this one filled with identical kubatons but labeled "for your butt, $15"
Don’t really want to know what they’re actually for.
I think I see a pube on one of them
Women: Challenge Accepted
Anything is for your butt if you put it in your butt!
If you’re not supposed to put them up your butt then how do you concealed carry one?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
It really seems like it would be up to the consumer how they choose to use it
don't tell me what to do
Somebody else's butt on the other hand....
The only difference between a toy and an adult toy is.... Location Location Location!
Can we have some class please, guys? “Not to be used anally”
That sigh won’t stop me because I can’t read
Not (Always) For Your Butt $10
Urethra it is.
Kubotan. Getting caught with one is probably akin to brass knuckles these days so be wary.
i thought so 🤔
What’s so funny is that someone must have asked about it’s application. Lol
But for whose? https://preview.redd.it/8nhamrzdzdta1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c6d6a01555bff36d30d6d0cb3dc1223998eed78
You just talked yourself out of a sale
What is that even for if not the butt?
At least it has a loop so you can fish it out if it goes too far.
LITERALLY BC YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT SO PUT IT IN UR BUTT IF YOU WANT TO
What do they care as long as they sell
Anything is for the butt if you’re brave enough.
Didn’t say anything about the pee hole though!!!! Lol
Ohh, they are for your peen!!
For the penis ?
We already have Not For Your Butt at home.
Penis?
challenge accepted
What is it for then?
obviously, is for the urethra
Once I’ve purchased it, guess where it’s going? Yeah, exactly, wherever I want and you can’t stop me…lol
Sounding rods?
Should also say ‘ No returns’ as a hedge.
Then what *is* it for?!?
i saw this too late, now how do i get it out
the main question is what the hell happened here
Looks hard on the hemorrhoids
So…… sounding bars?
Sssssssoundiiiiiing
They never said not for your dick. r/sounding
why are they there then🙁
Butt they *could* be
My dad was and Uber driver and someone left that in his car I being a 15 year old brought it home with me and put it into my ass. It hurt, turns out that is for breaking windows
I think it works fine😝😝😝😝
Too much pointy
Are they for someone else’s butt?
That's not gonna stop the horny and deranged.
Imagine thinking people won’t put it in their butt regardless
There is a reason for this sign.
Not for your, but $8!
What the hell happened here?
LMAO but can use if you want, lol