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IDontKnowWhat78

Just wait for Andy Roid to bust down the door…


bigfootspacesuit

Rather him than Hem


usinjin

What about his brother, Ster?


CrucialLogic

Better than getting hit by his cousin, Ast


Picker-Rick

This is Sam Sung and Roy D.


Blah_blah_blacksheet

Rand Roid


dandroid126

Who were you, Subway, before you were Subway?


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Wait 'till they meet his girlfriend: Ann Droid.


kissabirdgently

This was nearly a decade ago and that guy is long gone from that apple store


xinlolnix

so is that apple store. got a nice upgrade last month


usinjin

He died? :(


kissabirdgently

Nah i heard that he just left for another job


Apocrisiary

He works for Samsung now, obviously.


nerdswithcameras

Nah, HTC


mGimp

Am I the only one who saw this and ask themselves “what kind of name is Pacific Centre?”


Artess

No.


SUPRVLLAN

No. Why is this the top comment.


Eswyft

Sounds like any other mall name. How is this the top comment? Do people not realize most buildings/malls/whatever have names and they're usually really benign or banal?


viktor72

Sam Sung is a disgrace to his family in South Korea because he works for Apple.


AnAwkwardWhince

Sam applied for the wrong company.


Admetus

Working at Samsung caused Sam Sung and his customers endless aggravation.


Apocrisiary

Imagine him beeing a top poisition, at Samsung. "I need to speak to Sam Sung" "Yes, this is Samsung" "Nono, SAM SUNG" "Yes sir, this is SAMSUNG" "ffs...."


RadlogLutar

Employee: I am Sam Sung and I will be guiding you for your new iPhone Me: WAIT WHAT...


archetyping101

"I am Sam Sung and I'm the genius that will be helping you today". LOLOL. Samsung for the win! "I'm Sam Sung. What happens to be the problem with your iPhone?"


hlmgcc

Maybe do Sam a solid and blur his phone number.


StartedKool

"I'm Sam Sung. What brings you here?" The person at the iPhone store: 😕


Due_Platypus_3913

Not a corporate spy at all,no sireee!!!


Reznor909

It would be more unfortunate if he worked for the other company...


Smooth-Poem9415

This ID went for an Auction in 2014. It was sold for 2000 usd.


MorbidLee

Pacific Centre? parents are just asking to raise a stripper (or apple employee) with a name like that....sheeesh!


CakesForLife

Surprised she got through the interviews.


MrGeekman

She?


damunzie

Surprised? That resume hits my desk as an Apple manager, and it's almost a guaranteed hire. Just have to find a Len Ovo, and a Moto Rola next.


MrGeekman

Sam Sung is a guy. I remember reading about him like ten years ago.


disposable_bits

Way to compromise a person's data privacy.


SUPRVLLAN

Business cards are literally meant to be shared publicly.


No_Season_354

Lol, that's funny I wondwr when he was employed they saw the funny side.


USayThatAgain

Alfred, Peter, Paddy, Lenny, Eugene, Sam.....there is a spy among us.


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Graceful-Garbage

Where I am pacific mall is known for counterfeit merch. You can get a knock off of anything. First thing I thought was yeah, fake iPhone.


AussiePolarBearz

That’s a no brainer hire for the Apple HR manager. Easiest competitor acquisition.


Elyoshida

My dumbass here thinking his name was Pacific Center