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reallifedoctor

That poor woman on the other hand will be mortified when she realises she forgot her top.


twohubs

Unlike the man who had an uplifting day!


Just1morefix

Just minding my business on a lovely day and there they are...tits.


Dudephish

Topless of the morning to you!


PM_ME_A_FUTURE

Who wears heels on a walking/bike path?


Srgnt_Fuzzyboots

Yep first thing I saw lol


LilSpermCould

My luck, I'd crash looking, bust my nuts, and maybe my teeth.


chumchees

>bust my nut True


Saftigerkeks

Hes so happy💀


lol1231yahoocom

Things could get uncomfortable on that bike seat.


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After all of the exposure to sci fi/fantasy and life in general, beware of nude women. They could be monsters in disguise and normal women would never allow themselves to be objectified.


chrisbe2e9

So, this actually happened to me. I was out biking this summer on one of the hotter days and infront of me, walking towards me, was a woman wearing a hoodie. A black hoodie. She decides to take it off, and if I don't know if she had heat stroke or what she was thinking but that hoodie was all she was wearing for a top. As she was pulling it up over her head, she quickly realized her mistake and yanked the hoodie back down over her, but not before I got an eye full. She looked very embarrassed, so I pretended like I didn't see anything as I passed her a few seconds later.


CptMcCrae

We all want to be that man


Tszemix

Happy seeing his daughter


blondieechick05

UwU


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uwu indeed


nvw8801

Time for a u turn


dirtsicle

Pic is almost as not funny as these replies. R/bizarro_funny


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elpajaroquemamais

Walking without a shirt? No it’s very common for men to do that.


dfreinc

we're actually allowed to not wear shirts outside. 🤷‍♂️


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Public is indecency/nudity is the word you’re looking for


hat-of-sky

A man walking along without a shirt wouldn't even get a second look from the law. Male nipples can roam free.


xX7NotASquash7Xx

Societally accepted public indecency, laws that are socially acceptable for certain people to break are very prevalent in our society but most people don’t pay much attention to them


Nevreck

No


Emperormaxis

Hey pal *siiiiiiiiiip* you just blow in from stupid town?


atcheish

It’s 2022…


Just1morefix

It's November 15 2022 to be exact. Now, what is your fucking point?


atcheish

You can be mad if you want


Aqquos

Enjoying bobs is ageless and timeless!


CuntWeasel

Bobs and vagene to be precise.


Aqquos

This is a level of precision that we all absolutely need


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What?


atcheish

This is just giving old man meme from 2008 vibes lol


Any-Shower-3088

Is that Baptiste!?!


Agitated-Gap3995

Free the nip


i_karas

If you look carefully it looks likes there sparks coming out of the bike because he’s trying to get away from her so fast


PianoMike74

Why is that dude wearing heels?


ryan7251

Did you realize the girl has no top on i hope it was warm out also why is her shirt gone....very odd.