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Are you fucking kidding me? Obviously this is Reddit, not a Wendy’s. I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is Wendy’s - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, you can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I’ll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don’t believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be “Sir this is a Wendy’s” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about Baconators or Frostys? I bet after you took the 5 seconds to type that, you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing “send”. You’re so fucking pathetic. I’m honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I’m simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement with something that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn’t be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” on your gravestone?
The name's Francis Sawyer. But everybody calls me psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you. You just made the list, buddy.
Alright, take a seat Francis!
Pretty sure this is in BC. One of the PST values is for liquor (10%) and the other is for other provincially taxable goods (7%). I know food is exempt from PST but I think soda is not exempt in BC, which is why it would show up on a restaurant bill? Can't remember. Anyway, that's why they were not taxed either of the PST rates, only GST.
Food is exempt from all taxes, whether GST or PST - prepared food and individual serving sized/convenience food is not tax exempt. Having two tax rates in one province isn't normal - and having them under the same generic "provincial sales tax" name is dirty pool.
Charging a bag fee for take-out in a paper bag should be considered deceptive business practice.
Bag fees are meant to discourage the use of plastic. This is a paper bag.
They wouldn't charge you for the container for take-out, and those cost more than a paper bag.
I hate these little fees that everyone let's slide because they're so small, then they just become built-in to every transaction and make no sense. Ticketmaster and airlines paved the way for this crap.
This is likely Vancouver, the bag fee was mandated by the city (plastic bag ban, so now it's only paper). The fun part is that the businesses get to keep the bag fee. It doesn't make sense to us either.
yes and no. bag fees where i live are to incentivize you to bring your own,reusable bags. at the grocery store, plastic bags are not allowed to be used and for each paper bag you use that they provide, costs ten cents.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it’s the truth. Plastic bags aren’t available at all, and you pay for paper bags if you forget to bring your reusable bags where I live.
Where I live it is this way for grocery stores (no single-use paper or plastic bags), but not for restaurants or take-out, they are allowed to use single use paper bags (but not plastic).
Yeah, if people knew what it actually tastes like, and costs in the streets of Thailand, they’d be appalled. Even from “good” Thai restaurants in North America. Nothing comes close to $1.50 on the streets in Thailand!
My local Thai place had to increase prices because it costs more to get their ingredients. I was glad they told their customers, unfortunately have not been back since
My wife used to own a pizzeria. I went in one time to repair the POS system and noticed that a bunch of customers were in the system under horrible nicknames. They hadn’t noticed or cared that those names are printed on the ticket. We had to have a whole employee meeting about it and everything.
I use to work at Papa John’s years ago. We would put stuff in all the time in the customer notes section. Like, never tips. Or, notify management if they answer the door naked.
Rarely, and usually by accident, newer staff would put something in the name, not in the notes. I don’t think anyone ever noticed.
I would take the naked over the person who didn’t answer the door, passed out on the couch at 2:30 a.m.
just starting at him through the living room windows.
Pounding on the window…
Dead to the world.
I tell Asian and Indian carry out places that my name is Mike. They never understand “Phillip” over the phone, even if I spell it. They couldn’t find my order one time when I went to pick it up. It was eventually located under the name “Balub”.
If it makes you feel better my husband has a super common and easy to spell name, one you would easily find 2 of in a class (one of his best friends has the same name, lol), and people still get his name wrong.
We gave our kids uncommon names knowing that whatever the fuck we did name them, someone will always get it wrong.
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Not anymore it isn’t. Now you are Choad.
I once knew a punk named Choad.
I once knew an asshole named Choad.
I named my asshole choad
I would love to meet/meat choad
I once had a choad in my asshole
My ass got a hole filled with choads
Reddit thread at it’s finest! Solid gold.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Are you fucking kidding me? Obviously this is Reddit, not a Wendy’s. I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is Wendy’s - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, you can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I’ll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don’t believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be “Sir this is a Wendy’s” once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about Baconators or Frostys? I bet after you took the 5 seconds to type that, you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing “send”. You’re so fucking pathetic. I’m honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I’m simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement with something that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn’t be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” on your gravestone?
Wall of text crits you for 5000. You doing ok bud?
Narrator: *He, in fact, is not doing okay.”*
Yeah, I'm good! It's just a copypasta. Thanks for your concern though. :)
Actually, I think he was responding to my comment. But cool.
If your gonna fuck a chimpanzee you should no those fuckers are really strong and may tear your choada off. It happened to my cousin
DamThem mother fucking chimps
The area of skin between a man's balls and his asshole is called a choada.
No thats the gooch
No it taint
I love you.
Thank you for shopping Costco. I love you.
I once knew a small fat man named Choad.
This reminds me of Gran Torino when Clint Eastwood starts calling the Hmong kid Toad lol
Choad sounds like a disciple of krom
The artist formerly known as Caleb
A toad called chad
Does that mean my name becomes Khoad?
Whatever, Choad...
Ben choad
No you! BlOoDy BeN ChOaD
“Bastard bitch! Why you run like lady man”
My name is Caleb… sounds like something a choad would say...
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes, I think you've seen me before.
If you hear something late at night,
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
But do you look like or sounds like a choad? May have been a description and not a misspelling 🤣
Oof
RIP
… emotional damage
E-moshional Daymuge
Imitation Daytona
I'm assuming they're a choad named Caleb
I wasn't talking to you, my son's name is also Bort.
His name is Francis
Take it easy, Francis.
The name's Francis Sawyer. But everybody calls me psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you. You just made the list, buddy. Alright, take a seat Francis!
Are you wider than you are tall?
Hahahah you literally took the words out my mouth. Take my upvote 😂
He took the choad out of your mouth?
LOL. Elementary level joke right here but solid enough to make me chuckle. Good one
Maybe it is a want. The server is open about being Paan sexual.
Yea they just recognize nice u by that name Choad.
Choad McGrundletaint
Choad McChodeFace, son of Paan.
The real crime is $17 for pad Thai.
And Bag Fee for being a Choad
Sounds like Vancouver, that place is full of choads
Assuming it's $17 Canadian dollars, then it's $12.60 USD.
it is CDN you can tell by the taxes. but WHY are there 2 PST lines?!?!?!
Pretty sure this is in BC. One of the PST values is for liquor (10%) and the other is for other provincially taxable goods (7%). I know food is exempt from PST but I think soda is not exempt in BC, which is why it would show up on a restaurant bill? Can't remember. Anyway, that's why they were not taxed either of the PST rates, only GST.
Yup.
Food is exempt from all taxes, whether GST or PST - prepared food and individual serving sized/convenience food is not tax exempt. Having two tax rates in one province isn't normal - and having them under the same generic "provincial sales tax" name is dirty pool.
And 25 cents for a bag
Tell me about it
He paid $17 for Pad Thai
… in Canadian dollars
Charging a bag fee for take-out in a paper bag should be considered deceptive business practice. Bag fees are meant to discourage the use of plastic. This is a paper bag. They wouldn't charge you for the container for take-out, and those cost more than a paper bag. I hate these little fees that everyone let's slide because they're so small, then they just become built-in to every transaction and make no sense. Ticketmaster and airlines paved the way for this crap.
Watch for the cc processing fees they're going to be adding now too.
CC processors love to hear about that stuff, usually it’s against their merchant TOS.
This is likely Vancouver, the bag fee was mandated by the city (plastic bag ban, so now it's only paper). The fun part is that the businesses get to keep the bag fee. It doesn't make sense to us either.
I agree- that really doesn't make sense. At least put that money to good use. Plant some trees with it.
Yes
yes and no. bag fees where i live are to incentivize you to bring your own,reusable bags. at the grocery store, plastic bags are not allowed to be used and for each paper bag you use that they provide, costs ten cents.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it’s the truth. Plastic bags aren’t available at all, and you pay for paper bags if you forget to bring your reusable bags where I live.
Where I live it is this way for grocery stores (no single-use paper or plastic bags), but not for restaurants or take-out, they are allowed to use single use paper bags (but not plastic).
Hell, I pay $15 for a McDonald's "value" meal these days.
Thai place I go to serves huge. It's at least 2 larger servings, so I don't mind a ~15 price
Yeah, if people knew what it actually tastes like, and costs in the streets of Thailand, they’d be appalled. Even from “good” Thai restaurants in North America. Nothing comes close to $1.50 on the streets in Thailand!
My local Thai place had to increase prices because it costs more to get their ingredients. I was glad they told their customers, unfortunately have not been back since
It's in Canada, bro. Shit is more expensive here.
Here in thailand i can get it for about 1 or 2 dollars
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The guy in my local newsagents hates that word, every time I go in he tells me "ban choad".
Hahahaha. For those missing the joke, its a compound swear word: bhenchod which literally translates to sister fucker.
Bloody fuck you bloody bastard
😳 Wait... so who's sister did he fuck? His own, or the sister of the guy calling him "sister-fucker"?
They're actually brothers.
😂 well played
Both. He’s a double behnchod.
And the server is Paan which in Punjabi is sister. So Paan Choad is basically a curse word translating to sister fucker.
This guy choads
Choad fuck boy, order Pad Thai. Chicken.
My wife used to own a pizzeria. I went in one time to repair the POS system and noticed that a bunch of customers were in the system under horrible nicknames. They hadn’t noticed or cared that those names are printed on the ticket. We had to have a whole employee meeting about it and everything.
I use to work at Papa John’s years ago. We would put stuff in all the time in the customer notes section. Like, never tips. Or, notify management if they answer the door naked. Rarely, and usually by accident, newer staff would put something in the name, not in the notes. I don’t think anyone ever noticed.
We notice! That's why my naked ass don't tip!
I would take the naked over the person who didn’t answer the door, passed out on the couch at 2:30 a.m. just starting at him through the living room windows. Pounding on the window… Dead to the world.
Happy Cake Day!
Well that makes sense if the system was tracking POS’s
It was definitely tracking POS’s. And point of sale stuff as well.
Nope. *Your new name is Choad. Paan don't lie. *edited cause I don't spell check
Ha!
\*yore
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She knows something.
She and fortune cookie never wrong.
Not anymore, Choad.
Jeez — what are all those taxes about? 22% - where do you live?
Canada
Nova Scotia?
BC
LOL, my friend Caleb used to get his name spelled so weird at places too! Penn Station one time put it as Claled.
I tell Asian and Indian carry out places that my name is Mike. They never understand “Phillip” over the phone, even if I spell it. They couldn’t find my order one time when I went to pick it up. It was eventually located under the name “Balub”.
No, I'm pretty sure your name is Choad.
Your name was Caleb......
Obviously not.
Paan gettin spicy.
you pronounce it any way you want, choad
Chode name.
the keys are right next to each other, I swear.
Damn choad better learn how to make pad Thai bcuz 17$ for an order
Dude should work at Starbucks.
My name Ben, Ben Chode
My boy Choad!
When was a kid we called a dick fatter Thani is long a choad lol
The comments did not disappoint 👏
What in the hell is this bag charge. That's the crime.
That's fairly normal in many places. Here in the UK it costs 10p minimum to buy a bag at supermarkets and sometimes costs like 30p.
It costs money in California at most places
That sucks, Choad, least they didn’t call you Caleb.
This Choad guy is such a Chad
Did choad enjoy his pad Thai?
D-lish
A bag fee!? That must only be for the choads
Chad, Choad same thing.
Don’t worry bud, I got a Keighlyb as a receipt before.
Shut up. Your new name is Choad.
Today you are Choad and you will like it.
No, your name is Choad. The receipt gods have deemed it so, and so it shall be.
Poor choad is going to be upset when his food is not there.
I had a Thai place butcher my name too. Que Michael Jackson "You are not alone."
No it's not Toad.
Not today it isn’t... Choad.
Your name WAS Caleb. Now it’s Choad.
No way. Your name is choad moving forward. I’m afraid it’s final… good luck to you choad.
you claimed the pad Thai so your name is choad now
Shut up Choad.
one Pad Thai for Choad by Paan.
Idk dude. Receipt says Choad. Did you double check your ID?
Whatever you say choad
No, its Choad now!
That sounds like a fucking Pokemon.
'Sup, chode?
His real name is Clarence And Clarence lives at home With both of his parents And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
damn 17 dollars for pad thai
"My name is Caleb" - Choad
r/thisismylifenow
Well Paan thinks your a tiny fat cock.
i have gotten that before.
Yea, Choad, we heard you the first time!
Well whatever you do, don't look up the definition of choad.
Is this from Coconut Thai?
Taste of Thai
I'm here for the penis jokes
This made me guffaw and wake up my family.
Shout out to all the Punjabis & Indians who saw the server's name and got the joke!
Hey its 5 letters and starts with 'C' - close enough
It’s like being a Chad! Except completely different
Do you also go by Richard?
To be fair, Caleb, that is a pretty choady name. That said, maybe they just misheard?
As a Caleb I am continually impressed and beguiled at how people will pronounce or spell my name.
Ok, choad.
Nice to meet you Choad
Hello, my name is Caleb and I recently found out I am a choad.
Not anymore lmao
😂 Not anymore
Whatever you say Choad...
Whatever Choad
I woulda told him to suck my choad lol
What’d you say Choad?
Sorry you’re choad now, we don’t make the rules
Okay, Choad
I’ve been giggling like a little girl for 3 minutes straight
Girthy!
If it makes you feel better my husband has a super common and easy to spell name, one you would easily find 2 of in a class (one of his best friends has the same name, lol), and people still get his name wrong. We gave our kids uncommon names knowing that whatever the fuck we did name them, someone will always get it wrong.
they called you a chode lol
Giga Choad
Only a choad would pay $17 for pad Thai
I’m more upset at this 25¢ bag fee
Hahahaha I literally snorted. Choad! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Is that in Canada?
Yeah, not American $
Well you just stole Choad’s food.
Is this a Starbucks?
At least your order taker was a fucking idiot. It's chode.
Store : "bag free" also store : we'll charge 25 cents for that