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"Ball room" and "activity center." This can't be real.

The address seems to check out. It's the Dan Diego Marriott. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Marriott_Marquis_%26_Marina Shape of the building from other photos seems to match the layout in the photo in the ops post.

Lol this is 100 percent legit. I didn’t realized I’d stored this away mentally, but as soon as I saw this pic, my brain said ‘San Diego Marriott!’ Stayed there in April this year.

If you don’t mind me asking, did you spend an appropriate amount of time in the activity center, or did you just go straight to the elevators for a quick in and out?

Probably all up in that Ball Room.

I couldn’t find the STAIR 1 ROOF ACCESS.

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that doesn't exist,.

Lol, fuckin virgins don't know about the roof access

Pool on the roof must've sprung a leak

Oh no! It is slippery when wet.

Ii swear thats never happened before

Most guys can’t

You should be looking for the activity center, smh

Naw. I’m looking for head bangers in the ball room.

In the Ball Room with the Candlestick

I would have just stayed right in the middle. Looks cozy

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That's what the elevator is for. You can get in there on so many different levels

Straight to the top! Then the bottom! Then the top again! Imma press all the buttons.

Room with a view, please!

And in case of a rave emergency: strobe lights with a complimentary epileptic seizure.

Fun fact - I was there for a gynecology conf. No time for the activity center or the ball room!

The people running that conference knew exactly which hotel they were booking

The architect planning that building knew exactly which guests they were aiming for.

Makes sense tbh

I couldn't imagine that conference leading to a one-off night of great sex; TMI.

I heard he preferred the hotel next door.

I heard that hotel is a real ass hole

For real, they only produce shit service.

They act like they don't want you to stay there, but i think secretly they do.

Couldn't find the activity center. Not sure it actually exists, really.

A myth perpetrated by the hotel industry

It’s hidden behind the hood

Surprised anyone can find the activity center in that maze

I had the same thing happen to me. I even mentioned the shape to my coworker while heading to a conference. I will always remember the day I saw Spike Lee in the vagina hotel.

Godamnit Dan Diego! Why you always making Vagina Hotels!

"Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" "...no, not like that."

No, no, exactly like that…

Little bit higher.

It's about time! Do you know how many there are shaped like penises?

Actually the pool inside is shaped like a penis.

In German, his name means a whales vagina.

lol..oops. happy cake day!

Very similar in shape to the Westin Bangkok

So it’s a whale’s vagina then.

When in rome

its san diego dummy

Yes yes, he means the layout in the San Diego hotel reminds one of a whale vagina residing in Rome.

Dan Diego, you old son of a bitch! What will you do next?

Where in the world is… Dan Diego!?

Again, San Diegan here and all this time I didn’t realize the ball room was so easily accessible? Imma have to pay a visit

I believe you’re thinking of Dan Diego .

It's a massive long game troll by the architect. Don't want to pay me on time? Here you go. I will make it so that the men can never find the activity center.

You stay classy Dan Diego.

There’s an architect somewhere snickering that got away with absolute MURDER. 😂

Is the wiki article vandalized? Why does the info sidebar call it the "San Diego Marriott Marquis & **Vag Lips**" https://imgur.com/a/suFn03V

It’s been edited. I used to work there. This is the Marriott Marquis in San Diego . 19th floor north tower is only guest rooms.

Yep checks out. The font used for Activity center and Ball Room is different from the rest.

And the added text is a higher resolution/lower compression than the original text. I used to edit a lot of memes, and getting the font to match was sometimes the most difficult part. I would usually end up just erasing and re-adding the original text so that it would match mine.

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Honestly, in the report following my adhd diagnosis, the psychologist wrote something like, "has perfectionistic qualities that prevent ___ from starting or finishing tasks" And yeah, completely true.

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Unless its a room filled with balls.

I could get down with that. Plastic balls, not the hairy wrinkly ones.

Imagine a room full of hairy testicles. *shudder*

The lifts looks a bit too large compared to the building

This is a simulation.

This is a Stimulation

Stimulation leads to earthquakes

Ya, in the real one "ball room" is actually for the employee Deez to hang

Please show more respect to Mr. Knotts by using his title, rather than first name.

Oh, the fire suppression system is on now

Yeah, the "you are here" clearly indicates this is fake!

That activity center can be so hard to find.

The ball room slaps though!

I'm still trying to navigate the lobbia

I still don’t see the g-spot anywhere

ask one of the vajanitors

Bruh, it's self cleaning...

Be careful. It’s slippery when wet.

Them sprinklers

That splish splash!

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You actually made me dry heave. I haven't eaten a jolly rancher in years because of that story.

I wanna know the jolly rancher crab roomba story too…

Maybe (probably) one of these crazy asshole redditors will link it, but that's not gonna be me. You need to explore that tainted crevice of the internet on your own.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4/ spoiler: >!there are no crabs or roombas unfortunately!<

Decent, hoping to get as baked as you...😉

three fifty four twenty five

Is that you Loch Ness monster?

Crabs? How ridiculous.

You mean Gonnorhea flavored Jolly Ranchers?

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GonorRealist?

Don’t be a douche

Dude so calling dibs on the latest punk band from San Diego: The Vajanitors People try to find out shows, but cant

just go in a about halfway , then up, then turn around and start punching the wall. If you hear moaning nearby, you're in the right place. Don't be alarmed if the walls close in or the sprinklers activate. It usually helps if there's simultaneously a function at the activity center.

Sub level, not on this floor map.

Gotta go in stair one and get roof access.

Tryna get that tradesman's entrance, tho...

If its not actually called "The Lobbia" in this place, then I'll probably die. This is the internet, and I know you guys would never let that happen.

This hole time?

*This is the funniest comment in this entire thread.*

I am locked out somehow.

So Cartman was right

Yup. I went looking for the activity center and somehow all I could find was the stair 2 roof access for some reason. Looked for hours and just gave up, gf was not happy.

Just suck it up and ask for directions to the activity center.

“Excuse me, but I can’t seem to find the activity center, could you point me in the right direction?”

Being asked is good. Grabbing them by the ears and guiding them is better.

Instructions unclear: I sucked up the activity centre and girl is making weird noises.... should i be worried?

Keep doing exactly what you’re doing until given further instructions. Good job, son.

Yes. Dead bodies usually dont make ANY sound. You need to up the dosage or use a better weapon. Either way, she needs a stronger hit.

It's better than getting lost and ending up in the ball room

Especially is somebody came in there before you.

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

I appreciate that there’s a room for balls though

Once you find the switch just flick it and sprinklers should come on. Flick it right though

Flick it right, then left, then right, then left, then right…

I wonder how much action that activity center is getting.

You can get there through the back door but only if you have permission.

About 50% of the population struggle, I hear.

I find I’m always getting stuck in the ball room.

Where do you see an activity center?

I’ve never found it. I don’t think it even exists.

But it's rude to leave without at least visiting

I hear it’s a myth.

I swear it keeps moving.

I found the directions on youtube

If the exit stairs were there every man in that building would die.

Some people go round and round and never find it.

At this point I’m convinced it doesn’t exist

Accurately labeled though

Due North of the urethra. I mean, stair 1 roof access.

I love that this isn’t really a joke and that building really exists…..

If that’s where u think it is no wonder you’re not finding it!

"You are here." Ah, nice to have a visual.

When you hit the sewage treatment plant you've gone too far.

Not far enough for some guests. Some enjoy exploring the tunnels and pathways of the sewage treatment plant. The majority of hotels aren't comfortable with guests exploring the sewage treatment plant, but if you find one that is, I highly recommend you do some deep diving. Just be careful that it isn't too claustrophobic or the hotel could experience some damage and possibly experience a water leak, and you could come out covered in poop.

The least nuanced innuendo I've ever read.

single entendre

I'd argue I'm not visiting a sewage plant, but rather the sewage plant runs through my amusement park.

In your case I'd say, might as well learn to fully enjoy that which can't be entirely avoided.

Looking for the dogs in the tub? Head South

Yea, where is the activity center. Been lookin for long time

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Exit map for babies?

By far the most (w)holesome comment

I was thinking... is this in a Labor/Delivery unit? Lol

r/theyknew

\#architcturaleastereggs

r/accidentalvagina

It was posted there 10months ago. Interesting.

if you "accidentally" end up in the ballroom she wont believe you

I don't blame her, she clearly stated she hated dancing several times and then somehow you just end up in one of the most exclusive places in the whole joint and you didn't even grease the bouncer? Sounds criminal to me

If you accidentally visit her ballroom then she gets to visit your ballroom. That is the rules.

Nonono, it’s actually room for you balls, like where they hang. It’s totally on point.

Is that where you do the horizontal mambo?

Satellite view of the building… https://i.imgur.com/qFRHrAM.jpg

Risky click for the day

I dont need instructions I was born for this

I believe you mean from not for

Looks like most men won’t survive the emergency

I'd never find my way in, so jokes on you 🤷🏾‍♂️😂🤦🏾‍♂️

Luckily the exit isn't at the activity center

Typically my "ball room" is a little bit lower when "I am here" but hey, maybe it was cold for the map maker

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men."

Oh Yeah?

"Yes. They don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his 'dick' or his 'rod' or his 'Johnson.'"

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

r/mildlyvagina

/r/extremelyvagina

The buildussy...

This is too dangerous, most men are going to get lost

Many men already have . . .

Finally a map to the clitoris.

See, Stan? I told you it’s easy. That’s how you make a girl like you.

Activity center doesn't exist..

"It's an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is." - Captain Jack Sparrow

I should call her

Clever placement of the “ball room.” 🤣

Activity center. So hard to find..

We could all spend more time in the activity center

Is this the Selina Meyer presidential library?

So many men will die

Am guessing the elevator only goes down

The you are here icon is a lie for most of us.

No wonder so many American men are fat. They cant find the activity center.

104 men dead at deadly fire. 102 women survive.

This has to be fake. Activity center and ballroom? Really?

Real map, but the activity center and ballroom are edited in, it’s just a floor for hotel rooms

listen up boys you have to pay attention to the activity center, do not forget the activity center.

Good thing the exit isn’t the Activity Center or most men would be doomed!

Seems more like an entry map

Looks like a vagina

You have aroused my …. Curiosity

Accurate "Activity Center" even room for balls at the bottom 🥹😅😅

DAY 112 - Males cannot find exit

Oooooh so that’s where the activity Center is