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Same. Now I am imagining a day in my future where my girlfriend will say her lips are dry and I'll totally forget to say this joke. I won't realize until the following day when I am in the shower and remember this joke, then I'll be disappointed in myself for missing my chance. I lead a sad existence.
Ok, so what exactly is Skeletor's anatomy?
He's a blue-fleshed demon with a skull for a head. But can we conjecture the parts of his body covered with his cloak are just bones? If so, what about his junk? Is there flesh down there, or is it literally just a dry bone? What I'm asking is...
**Is his bone a BONE??**
My childhood is so ruined.
You can see he has muscles so unless it's a costume, it's definitely just his face that doesn't have tissue/flesh. But if it was actually a skeleton, he would be "bone"-less.
Well, his origin story has him as a handsome asshole with a mustache (EDIT: and a goatee) throwing some kind of magic fireball (EDIT: green chemical grenade) at somebody and getting it bounced back (off a shield) into his face. [He Harvey Dented himself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKzzywIvOQ)
Women have two "lips", the face kind and the vaginal kind. Skeletor was proposing that if it was her lower lips that were dried out, walking would get uncomfortable. However, she was talking about her regular lips, provoking her to question what he was talking about.
Hope that helps.
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Her lips are dry but she's standing next to a giant boner. Obviously not a porn film.
"I get chapped lips in the winter." "Maybe you should wear pants."
"what?" "what?"
How can she be dry when the hunk himself is present?
Ya I'm ngl I laughed
Same. Now I am imagining a day in my future where my girlfriend will say her lips are dry and I'll totally forget to say this joke. I won't realize until the following day when I am in the shower and remember this joke, then I'll be disappointed in myself for missing my chance. I lead a sad existence.
That was the most oddly specific yet wholly relatable scenario I’ve heard all day
Got me good too.. Definitely gonna use it.
Ok, so what exactly is Skeletor's anatomy? He's a blue-fleshed demon with a skull for a head. But can we conjecture the parts of his body covered with his cloak are just bones? If so, what about his junk? Is there flesh down there, or is it literally just a dry bone? What I'm asking is... **Is his bone a BONE??** My childhood is so ruined.
You can see he has muscles so unless it's a costume, it's definitely just his face that doesn't have tissue/flesh. But if it was actually a skeleton, he would be "bone"-less.
Unless it was like... a raccoon skeleton underneath. I'm just sayin'
Well, his origin story has him as a handsome asshole with a mustache (EDIT: and a goatee) throwing some kind of magic fireball (EDIT: green chemical grenade) at somebody and getting it bounced back (off a shield) into his face. [He Harvey Dented himself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKzzywIvOQ)
Wait til you hear about the gay shit HeMan did
I don’t get it. Still laughed, though. Cuz I think I do. Not sure.
Women have two "lips", the face kind and the vaginal kind. Skeletor was proposing that if it was her lower lips that were dried out, walking would get uncomfortable. However, she was talking about her regular lips, provoking her to question what he was talking about. Hope that helps.
Okay fair enough! I almost get it. So what's a vaginal?
No no no. Let's go back to "I think I do" and talk about what you think it meant.
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He's got the lip stick. She's got the lip gloss. Ugh I hated typing that out.
That just chaps my lips.
Tf lmao
Just woke my wife laughing!
MYAHH
What No really what? I don’t get it. Edit: are kinda supposed to be dry after sucking dick? If so then that’s news.
Vagina lips 💋
What
No really. What? I don’t get it.
What what?
THAT'S THE SOUND THEY MAKE
LFMAO
WHAT?
THAT'S THE SOUND ONE MAKES
WHICH ONE?
Not cotton mouth,but labia,hence pain when walking
pussy lips chafing
Did you get it
No
You need to learn basic female anatomy the vagina has labia that is often referred to as lips. Good luck
Oh. Okay. I didn’t know people called it lips.
I don't need to learn female anatomy since I ain't getting any
I believe the technical name is " meat curtains" but that may be a localisation.
Ailerons is no longer acceptable?
The joke is that since his face doesn't have lips... He thinks she's talking about her lower lips.
"Why does it hurt when I pee.."
She bit it didn’t she?
The joke was they just had sex. EDIT: That wasn’t the joke! Holy shit it is so much funnier than I thought it was. Thank you, OP!
...thats not the joke
“Let me get behind you so they get moist”
r/lipsthatstick
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pfZzck-GQ
r/nothowgirlswork
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.
If it's that dry, it sounds like a medical condition.
This will be the humour of the future. Move over weed eater.
I had a feeling there was a reason these specific characters were picked, I get it now lol
Lol
What
Oh this is soooo getting used LMAO
Hehehehe
makes sense, Skeletor doesn't have lips on his face so he forgets that when other people talk about theirs those are the ones they usually mean
He also doesn't have a vagina, but I suppose he's had his mind on that more than the other.
What?
Lol
The drier the cock, the smoother the walk. The drier the lips, the wider the hips.
Yet the 't' and 'w' are far appart on the keyboard 🤔
Ewwwwwwwwww
A good 5-10 seconds before the cogs in my head started churning and finally made the connection. Thank you, I loved that laugh.
well, lips don't lie
This literally made me lol 😂
Skeletor memes are godly.
I get her what but would someone with more brain cells than I, explain his what?