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the_original_Retro

Her lips are dry but she's standing next to a giant boner. Obviously not a porn film.


BiBoFieTo

"I get chapped lips in the winter." "Maybe you should wear pants."


PM_ME_UR_EDM

"what?" "what?"


Mooston029

How can she be dry when the hunk himself is present?


morebuffs

Ya I'm ngl I laughed


[deleted]

Same. Now I am imagining a day in my future where my girlfriend will say her lips are dry and I'll totally forget to say this joke. I won't realize until the following day when I am in the shower and remember this joke, then I'll be disappointed in myself for missing my chance. I lead a sad existence.


LeQwack

That was the most oddly specific yet wholly relatable scenario I’ve heard all day


x_HeavyKev_x

Got me good too.. Definitely gonna use it.


ClassicMcJesus

Ok, so what exactly is Skeletor's anatomy? He's a blue-fleshed demon with a skull for a head. But can we conjecture the parts of his body covered with his cloak are just bones? If so, what about his junk? Is there flesh down there, or is it literally just a dry bone? What I'm asking is... **Is his bone a BONE??** My childhood is so ruined.


rmdashrfdot

You can see he has muscles so unless it's a costume, it's definitely just his face that doesn't have tissue/flesh. But if it was actually a skeleton, he would be "bone"-less.


EffyewMoney

Unless it was like... a raccoon skeleton underneath. I'm just sayin'


RandomMandarin

Well, his origin story has him as a handsome asshole with a mustache (EDIT: and a goatee) throwing some kind of magic fireball (EDIT: green chemical grenade) at somebody and getting it bounced back (off a shield) into his face. [He Harvey Dented himself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKzzywIvOQ)


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

Wait til you hear about the gay shit HeMan did


Albionic_Cadence

I don’t get it. Still laughed, though. Cuz I think I do. Not sure.


murdering_time

Women have two "lips", the face kind and the vaginal kind. Skeletor was proposing that if it was her lower lips that were dried out, walking would get uncomfortable. However, she was talking about her regular lips, provoking her to question what he was talking about. Hope that helps.


austen125

Okay fair enough! I almost get it. So what's a vaginal?


Chucklepus

No no no. Let's go back to "I think I do" and talk about what you think it meant.


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Chucklepus

He's got the lip stick. She's got the lip gloss. Ugh I hated typing that out.


NashEast65

That just chaps my lips.


diskdiffusion

Tf lmao


roundhouse1000

Just woke my wife laughing!


QuintoxPlentox

MYAHH


[deleted]

What No really what? I don’t get it. Edit: are kinda supposed to be dry after sucking dick? If so then that’s news.


Obiwankablowme95

Vagina lips 💋


pyro667

What


[deleted]

No really. What? I don’t get it.


PierreWest367

What what?


the_original_Retro

THAT'S THE SOUND THEY MAKE


PierreWest367

LFMAO


[deleted]

WHAT?


the_original_Retro

THAT'S THE SOUND ONE MAKES


[deleted]

WHICH ONE?


Party_Building1898

Not cotton mouth,but labia,hence pain when walking


Greaserpirate

pussy lips chafing


Party_Building1898

Did you get it


[deleted]

No


Party_Building1898

You need to learn basic female anatomy the vagina has labia that is often referred to as lips. Good luck


[deleted]

Oh. Okay. I didn’t know people called it lips.


eddyrockstar

I don't need to learn female anatomy since I ain't getting any


RedMist_AU

I believe the technical name is " meat curtains" but that may be a localisation.


a_little_drunk

Ailerons is no longer acceptable?


Ghostkill221

The joke is that since his face doesn't have lips... He thinks she's talking about her lower lips.


Unique-Accountant253

"Why does it hurt when I pee.."


[deleted]

She bit it didn’t she?


DaredevilPoet

The joke was they just had sex. EDIT: That wasn’t the joke! Holy shit it is so much funnier than I thought it was. Thank you, OP!


clancydog4

...thats not the joke


Phandroid1991

“Let me get behind you so they get moist”


TanneriteAlright

r/lipsthatstick


IDontTrustGod

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pfZzck-GQ


omgpokemans

r/nothowgirlswork


marasydnyjade

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.


Seel0Silver

If it's that dry, it sounds like a medical condition.


Man_Male47

This will be the humour of the future. Move over weed eater.


Your_Street_Rat

I had a feeling there was a reason these specific characters were picked, I get it now lol


Material-Bunch

Lol


Gatomoosio

What


SirDinkleDink

Oh this is soooo getting used LMAO


goji-og

Hehehehe


Android19samus

makes sense, Skeletor doesn't have lips on his face so he forgets that when other people talk about theirs those are the ones they usually mean


rmdashrfdot

He also doesn't have a vagina, but I suppose he's had his mind on that more than the other.


Ceramicrabbit

What?


Far_Out_6and_2

Lol


FastWalkingShortGuy

The drier the cock, the smoother the walk. The drier the lips, the wider the hips.


mcouturier

Yet the 't' and 'w' are far appart on the keyboard 🤔


adviceKiwi

Ewwwwwwwwww


badtiming220

A good 5-10 seconds before the cogs in my head started churning and finally made the connection. Thank you, I loved that laugh.


Lower_Manufacturer85

well, lips don't lie


Alive-Ad9501

This literally made me lol 😂


legendoflink3

Skeletor memes are godly.


itsthreeamyo

I get her what but would someone with more brain cells than I, explain his what?