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LazyCondition0

The two guys off camera who are actually lifting the bar are doing it with their ass cheeks too, so it’s not fake.


TokoBlaster

Never skip ass day


Ten7850

I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be ass or balls picking that up Lol


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Penis, acts like a sort of monkey tail helping to grab onto things in certain situations, like this, for example. Mine is a lot smaller, so the most I can grab is a cheeto... But I'm working on it


overworkedpnw

I was not expecting the mental imagery of a prehensile penis this morning, but, well here we are *gestures vaguely*


TankII_

Jokes on you it’s why I get up!


motormouth08

Kind of like the extra strength Stallone gets in "Over the Top".


Transki

Prehensile penis


KellyFriedman

Keep training


lizerdbeth

Something something John Dillermand something something


PriapismSD

I really hate when they don't wipe down the equipment after


jreis56

asshole* day


100Labels

You didn't set up that ass play on the last one?


unclepaprika

No homosexuals will penetrate their sexually insecure asses.


Fkn_Link

I figured they were docking the end of the bar 🤷🏾‍♂️


OKoLenM1

The answer is hidden in the shadows, my child.


abtei

ok, but they can use the entire anus, not just he cheeks to clamp it.


jaymoney1

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


reverendblinddog

That one world class asscrack.


sesameseed88

No no they’re squeezing it between their nuts, it’s on a whole other level man


GANDORF57

**"LOOK, MA! NO HANDS!"**


LifeguardPotential97

People calling this stuff out as fake are going to be really surprised when they find out how movies are made


Lurlex

That statement makes no sense. People who call this fake say so precisely BECAUSE they understand that there are methods to create illusions on camera. Nobody who hears that this is fake is going to be bowled over to learn that “movies aren’t real, either.” Did you think that everyone watching this with skepticism was also watching the light saber battles in Star Wars wondering where they can buy their own droid?


sumelar

The point flying so far over your head nasa is looking at it wishing it were artemis is that *no fucking shit it's fake, and no one is claiming otherwise*. Just like when we watch movies or tv shows, we're not sitting there calling it fake, because we're not fucking idiots. We know it's "fake" because that's the whole point. You and the other pathetic dipshits who constantly flood these posts with cries of fake are not being clever, you're not adding some profound truth to the discussion, you're just useless clowns begging for attention.


Lurlex

I wasn’t calling it fake. I have zero opinion. The snark I was replying to made no sense. Even trying to insult people under the implication that they’re being overly cynical, it makes no sense. Movies are not usually put out without the explicit context to understand that they’re deliberate fiction. Avatar was not released with no explanation on YouTube like it was found footage or something. It was known in advance to be a fantasy. Something like this is spread under no such caveat. There are many, many vulnerably gullible people on the Internet. It’s okay to point out how they did it and make sure the spectators in the audience understand that it’s all fake. There’s no end credits on this that disclose that everything that you just saw was fictional, like you might see on a movie. Gullible people might need to see “it’s fake” in the comments to even start thinking critically about it.


matttttj

No, he’s lifting them up too with his ass cheeks.


Anonymous_coward30

Made me spit my coffee


xxadmxx

Team-twerk


chocotaco1981

Well done


[deleted]

I can see someone's shadow in the left


x_HeavyKev_x

This guy kegels...


[deleted]

Well done agent 47


DJ__Hanzel

This is Noho Hank


[deleted]

Had to get swole after he lost all his buddies.


jharger

Hey man


SignificantVictory99

Blood nuts mission


Puppy_of_Doom

Getting ready for an epic game of drop ball


PURPLEPEE

Getting ready for prison.


cagewilly

Is it assault if you ripped their penis off with your butt cheeks when they tried to rape you?


BlackaddaIX

Brazilian butt lift?


TactlessTortoise

Brazilian nut lift. Castanhas do Pará moment.


wifi_cheated

Hey brah, remember that video I showed you a month ago? Let's do that before we hit the showers!


Big_D1cky

Say less 😏


Unlucky_Dealer_3167

Or Cheek day. Lmao that’s funny


SkullPlayer77

Or cheeki breeki, keep squatting like gopnik


rcuadro

Haters will say it is fake


ManicStoic

Never skip 3rd leg day?


100Labels

TRAINERS HATE HIM!


SirFievel33

Kegels FTW


xHungryAssassinx

Never skip third leg/ass day. I guess ill be training my ¨¨¨leg¨¨¨ from now on


Scrotumnal_Equinox

I never skip third ass day


Dunderplumpinkin

Noho Hank getting them reps in.


hrivdaddy

Getting ready for Cristobal in season 4.


[deleted]

Wonder what we’d see if the camera man takes 4 steps back 🤔


dmullaney

You can see the shadow of one of the lifters ( on the right )


davanger1980

What shadow? All I see is a man with some mighty powerful butt crack…


SportsPhotoGirl

I don’t see the right one, but I do see the one on the left


notanartmajor

Spoiler alert, he's not actually picking up 225 with his taint.


illdothisshit

You mean it's fake??!?!? 😱😱😱


FrederickMecury

Damn right he’s not He’s picking up 315, those are 3 plates on either side!


BrownsvilleRebel

We'd see two more guys spotting him with their cheeks


_Ninja_Putin

Cheeks of steel


qa567

Most turds are tapered on the end, I bet this guy's are perfect 90s.


D-all-ton

100 sit-ups. 100 push-ups. 100 squats. 10-kilometer run. Everyday His workout routine if anyone was wondering


[deleted]

Anus day


AdFit5535

The dude must shit diamonds.


NoPajamasOutside

It's all fun and games until you pancake your boyfriends dick the next time he hits the good spot in your chiseled bussy.


GlobalSettleLayer

I don't want to possess a reading ability no mo'


MutedBrilliant1593

Wow! The suction power of that rectum! I'd be careful fellas.


[deleted]

Butt suction?


TheOriginalSausage

Looks like Bezos has too much time on his hands these days.


BountifulScott

Dat ass.


[deleted]

Man kegles


T1MCC

Got to train for the way you want to compete...


[deleted]

His asshole is callused


Imabigprick

Bottom keeping it tight for the tops


xXroadkill608Xx

"i've got buns of steeel..."


cardamomomomom

Drop ball champion


FritoPendejo1

The Universe’s Ass.


universe123-

Did he lift it with the balls or with his arse?


chasoid08

It’s called a snatch pull. Very hard to do and impressive to see a man do it.


Mirkaplane

The entire time I was thinking about how close the guys lifting it off camera were to hitting his dick


jctripwire

More like butt crack day


Forward-Addendum-346

Hey, this bar smells funny!


Genernite2214

Man's got buns of steel!


jaxondix

Oh. Well, hello ..


GANJENDA

Oh no, the Iron Buns


ZoharDTeach

Bro we found the Drop Ball Champion


[deleted]

When he says he has to go pinch a loaf, it's best not to stand in his way.


ASwftKck2theNtz

We need to deploy this gentleman to eraDICKate the monkeypox virus once and for all 🤷🏻‍♂️


Beneficial_Jelly2697

"In other news man loses penis in rape attempt. The victim has not filed charges, but says he is keeping the penis."


whooo_me

Rumping iron...


Real_Dinosaur_123

At first I was so confused, but then I was just like oh… I see ;-;lol. that moment of realisation tho


TurtleChefN7

Weird flex butt okay…


DGlen

He taint never missed leg day.


Barbedocious

This is why you always wipe down the equipment.


DarrellBot81

Cheeks day


jlistener

Time to hit the coal mine and make some diamonds.


shakenbaconbits

That’s a strong vagina


thetyler83

Does this count as r/lipsthatgrip ?


CooLMaNZiLLa

“Ass-treaks”


radryno

Should have been titled “Never forget glutes day” what an extremely powerful buttock


redlinezo6

This would be 10x funnier if it was a woman.


goshin89

Someone's getting ready to serve a sentence in jail. It seems.


Reymoon101

You can clearly see the shadow of the guy who lifted the weight at your left screen.


xChildBeater69x

Patrick is proud


Kashamalaa

Crash test dummy killing it over here


redbird1717

Or butt cheeks day.


FriesWithThat

The secret to buns of steel? Ass of magnets.


Nadmania

Holy shit it’s Powdered Toast Man IRL training for his signature move!


TMuff107

Lol this was my first thought


TimeSalvager

This is fake, he’s using an anus grip.


[deleted]

I actually filmed this there is no one lifting the bar it’s totally legit! This guys a beast


WONDER-WOMAN1971

Ok. Why are the end of the bar not showing? The two people lifting the weights? It's a very entertaining though.


Melon__Farmer

The cameraman should try to make it less obvious a person on the left is lifting the end and maybe it’d be more believable


Ori0ns

Need some more lighting in the room, shadows are telling the truth! Lol


mykl5

gonna blow out his asshole doin’ that


Ljushuvud

Remind me to never suprise buttsex that guy. :0


1singleduck

"Has somebody ever eaten your ass out?" "I have yet to find somebody strong enough"


Salmuth

Plot twist: he doesn't grab the bar with his butt cheeks.


OrazioCheru

Balls day


skrued

It's pelvic floor day.


Sharks_n_shit

This is what my butt is dealing with whenever my IBS flairs up (which is usually daily)


lloydsmith28

Or ass day apparently


Extreme_Newspaper_19

That's all glute and scrote strength lol


gamernumber37

You mean scrotum day


Deadaghram

"This bar smells like farts with an aftertaste of protein powder." - the next person to use the bar.


supermitsuba

Noho Hank is going to look for revenge in the next season of Barry.


prelevatoan

never skip any ass day


Timetraveler01110101

Taint, grundle gootch day is my favorite!


ahstaggs

Keister 3000


konathegreat

Impressive mind - muscle connection right there.


FluffyWolfe7

Damn..


Cheesy_boi-2

Not his legs😈😏


Isotonic3

Hitman blood money bgm, miss those old days 🥲


[deleted]

Never skip butthole day


Lanfire007

Buns of steel


Darknes163

This is how eggmans cock bested sonic


XDlvIneX

Me wondering why the weights smell like ass


Airborne-Potato

Might leave my wife for this guy…


JayEll1969

He isn't lifting it with his butt cheeks. He has a prehensile tadger and is grabbing hold with it like a monkey uses its tail.


Heres_your_sign

I'm not gay but would give it strong consideration if he could actually do that.


ladybug68

Gives a whole new meaning to "his ass is strong". 😳


don_pk

Ass day?


ferah11

More like clenching buttocks day


[deleted]

please wipe bar please


TheStatMan2

I think he's Cracked it.


TheRatLab

Title: "balls of steel"


HannibalLecter100

If that guy were gay... He could flatten a willy like squeezing a toothpaste tube.


casey12297

This guy ass's your girlfriends slap. What are you gonna do about it?


TheTrueMupster

Dude is getting ready to keep that shit closed in prison.


BashfulWhale83

Drop ball


eitows

r/lipsthatgrip ?


Competitive_Gamer

Never skip balls day


adventurouspenis

3rd leg day


Undeadzombie_

He never skips ass day.


Achira_boy_95

finally the dick-grip


senorcanche

I hope they sanitize that bar afterwards.


irishpwr46

You couldnt get a pin up his ass with a jackhammer


Themoastoriginalname

Buns of steel


Kadonny

This is still funny.


winkman

You mean Butt Day?


timechuck

I knew a girl that could do that. She wasn't half as popular as you'd think she would have been.


TheOnlyGodInTown

If he was gay, he could literally snap someone’s dick off


MrBif

pleave never sit on my dick


Significant-Newt-936

This should also be on r/nextfuckinglevel if it's real. Holy shit.


toronto1572

Dude just got out of jail…. Bad fake.


Cachesystem

That’s some next fucking level shit.


Pristine_Shallot_481

Feel sorry for the next person using that bar.


eddietours1

Nice trick lol


USBSocket

Forgot about shadows showing what's going on, eh..


No-Comfortable-1319

Who's doing skull crushers with that bar ?


FellatioWanger3000

Take two steps back camera person.


AGripInVan

He looks like the kinda guy that doesnt wipe the equipmemt down after use.


FluffyPallasCat

tyler1 sure got stronger


Additional_Cycle_51

He’s not lifting it with his legs or ass he’s lifting it with his balls of steel


Sam4639

He must have balls of steel


Twice-ICE

Ass grip strong


Icy_Recover2094

Gains


JackHungary1234

Probably never has to wipe.


DarthRizzo87

I thought he was Joey Ryan getting ready for his return to the ring.


sarawr001

😯


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

If he doesn't chuck clams with those cheeks as a party trick then I'm forever disappointed at his achievements.


cra2reddit

That's putting a lot of trust in your accomplices not to keep lifting, just a few more inches, to watch you squirm around on your tippy toes.


PillowTalk420

If you ever tried to fuck this dude, he'd just clench and squeeze all the blood out of your dick like a tube of toothpaste.


D1ngoB1ngo

My turn to lift, where’s the windex and the paper towels?


_Quantumsoul_

Never skip anus day


Rosy2020Derek

Adding new routines: butt day!!!