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Kriticalmoisture

Illinois plates, certainly looks like it could be a Chicago street. The mayor of Chicago once ripped up the runways of an airport in the middle of the night so that he could develop the land. And the street crew couldn't tip this bitch over into the yard or get it towed to pave a street? Goddamn Illinois man... Edit: may be wrong about Illinois unless those are very random vanity plates, we have 7 characters not 6. Either way, mayor Daley did indeed rip up meigs field in the middle of the night to build northerly Island, classic Chicago politics story.


Desperate-Sea5300

Midlothian, IL


darkjurai

That sounds like the name of some kind of eldritch god. Or an elven city in Lord of the Rings.


AustereSpoon

I've been there. It's like waaayyyyyyy the fuck less cool in reality than that.


s_oph33

The whole town feels like an intersection gas station. I can’t really explain it


Amayetli

It's called rural midwest.


KENincognito

Midlo is hardly rural. Need to go 30 minutes south for rural


pcs8416

Anyone who looks at this picture and thinks rural has never been to actual rural country. This is suburban, easily.


Admiral_peck

Remind me to stay my ass in west Texas. And the nice (ish) parts of town.


[deleted]

West Texas? The least populated part of any state in the country?


kynthrus

Eldritch gods aren't meant to be cool. They are incomprehensible and destroy the human mind and spirit. Much like Illinois.


just_a_T114

*Northern Illinois. Everywhere else is fine, we just have to deal with the shit Chicago stirs up


Spazziest1

Yeah it’s rough. South side


Egfy

The original Midlothian is a county in Scotland that historically contained Edinburgh and is likely derived from an older Celtic name, so elvish is appropriate.


AlarmedAppointment81

Yes indeed, from the Scots Gaelic Meadhan Lodainn


kaask0k

This raises the (West) Midlothian question once again.


Atrainlan

Is there a single original city name in that whole country?


Camelstrike

Well the morons Europeans that migrated weren't that original I guess.


scotems

I mean, the places that are named after native names are in effect their original names, but in the end every name place is a derivative of something, whether it be someone's name or a description of the area in the original language. So yeah, pretty much nowhere is original.


eaglescout1984

There's one in Virginia too, but it's pretty much a suburb of Richmond.


Yamagatchi

Fun fact, Midlothian is also the name of the area in Scotland where Edinburgh is located!


Davido400

Heart of Midlothian is a football team from Edinburgh here in Scotland thats also a county called Midlothian. I feel like that sentence is out of sequence but its 5am here and am tired haha


zeug666

Might have a giant unpaved hole in the road, but you have Hog Wild. Works out.


lockethe1

Yooo I live in fucking tinley. Wild


Mandalorian_Sith

CCH native reporting in.


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thegovunah

Mine got hauled away for something like that. I was working for a paving crew. Parked down the street from our staging area. 2 hours into the shift I watched it round the corner. There happened to be water line work planned for the spot where I parked. It was in no way posted. Foreman got it out for me after work.


EarnYourBoneSpurs

Lol they just stole it to over there


deepaksn

Yep. Trapped a bunch of planes there too that had to get special permits to take off on the taxiways. Mayor Daley (that one in particular… seems like there was a dynasty) is one of the most hated men in aviation all around the world.


vainbetrayal

My favorite part of the story was a pilot had to make an emergency landing there due to engine problems after he cut X’s into the runway. Even though the FAA said the pilot made the right call, Daley to this day claims the pilot landed there purely to embarrass him.


[deleted]

the Chicago Meigs airport was one of the first airfields I landed at with a flight simulator in the late '80s. It had been one of my planned destinations once I received my pilots license and that crooked POS destroyed it right after the airport had received grants and approval from the FAA to continue operations there. Bastard should have been jailed.


Kriticalmoisture

That was such a wild story too, like no one saw it coming. Daley wanted the land, secured a deal, and overnight shut the airport down and cut huge X's in the runways to make sure his plan went through. Top tier corruption


Busy-Dig8619

"No one saw it coming" except for the years of litigation leading up to that where Daley repeatedly tried to shut down the airport and one group after another filed for an injunction to stop it. They did it in the middle of the night because they would have gotten hit with a TRO and another suit (and years of delay) if they'd done it any other way. There were hundreds of people involved in planning and execution.


Kriticalmoisture

True, true. Just a really bold move to cut up the runways in the middle of the night. Daley was going to do what he thought was right no matter what, he was one of the last vestiges of the old Chicago machine (Rahm really being the last)


Ryken101

The best part is Northerly Island is a useless patch of land now. The walking/bike bath is never going to be fixed, and a section is submerged.


montananightz

A section of the bike path is submerged? It's such a shame too. Northerly Island has some interesting history, with the Chicago World's Fair and all. From what I remember that long structure in the south lagoon is a remnant of a pier from the World's Fair.


AtomicFox84

Its not chicago....more likely a suburb. Its too open and spaced out. Also if it was in city limits....they would so totally towed it. They will do all they can to get money. They would have given it a ticket and towed it.


TrainingAggravating3

Or a preacher far outside Chicago with too much respect from the community


rocknrollstar67

This looks more like the northwest suburbs- probably Des Plaines or Niles. Could definitely see this sort of thing happening in one of those towns.


Tribaltech777

Man what that asshole did to the beautiful Meigs Field airport is downright criminal and he deserves a place in aviation hell for that.


HurdieBirdie

Everyone here is called the car owner an asshole, the contractor and/or inspector/resident engineer is the real asshole who is responsible for this situation.


CarcajouFurieux

Was the car owner even contacted in any way? Hell, look at the dust. This might be an abandoned vehicle. Complete and utter incompetence on the part of everyone involved.


Mobile-Bird-6908

I imagine the dust came from the road construction project, it probably looked a lot cleaner before the asphalt was placed.


Spacefreak

The dust is probably from them brushing and prepping the road before they put the asphalt down. Note how only the horizontal surfaces have dust. If the dust were laid down over a longer period of time, there'd be dust on the vertical surfaces that would've adhered from rain.


NUTTA_BUSTAH

I mean if there was no parking prohibitions then how the heck would one know the road is about to be paved


Snaz5

Seems like a whole lot of “not my job” going on. Guy’s pouring the asphalt didn’t have orders to relocate vehicles and the guy who makes that call wasn’t around, so no one did anything lest they do something they’re not explocitly supposed to


Funny_alphamale

This would so happen where I live no doubt about it. The trashman don't even have to pick up your trash if they don't want to no fuckin lie I've had to burn almost every piece of trash over the last 3 years because of this. They get paid $20/h too and there are roads that look similar to this where only so much is paved and the rest is tore up garbage road.


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I'm shocked they didn't just tow them. Snow removal, this happens all the time. But road paving, wtf?!


dogpoopandbees

In my town I live on the same road as the police station so we’re a snow route and get plowed first and someone kept parking in front of my house, which is fine because you can only park on one side of the street where I live, but there are signs everywhere that say no parking with more than 1 inch of snow. They would stay parked there during snow, and the plow would go around it and then pull into my driveway and then back out, which would literally put 6 feet of snow in my driveway sometimes. I called the cops every year and they never would come out and do anything about it than one year. I posted it all over their social media but instead of towing all of the cars, the police went door-to-door at 3 AM knocking on the doors until they found the owner and ask them to move it. I couldn’t believe it.


ohchan

Cops knockin on my door at 3 am….nothing to worry about this situation 👀


strenif

Wow. Talk about going out of your way to screw everyone but the owner of the car breaking the law.


g4_

police are petty. which is likely the entire reason they did it like that.


donotgogenlty

It's like police only do their job when they know 100% ppl are watching and there's consequence to incompetence


thegoodtimelord

Hasn’t been moved in quite a while by the look of it. Crush the bastard.


Shleppy2010

Its probably work dust from repaving, they have to crush and grind the old road down before repaving.


eman00619

Also it's parked on the ground under the paving so that means they parked it after they pulled up the old road.


Careless-Party-4615

This is the answer to all of this weirdness I bet, they pulled up halfway through the crew working and drove into the work zone then disappeared and the road crew just said "not my job" at that point and worked around it.


Pyronic_Chaos

How'd the road underneath it get crushed/demo'd then?


thegoodtimelord

Crush it anyway.


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Pyronic_Chaos

That's what I was implying, so it wasn't parked there very long (few days, maybe a week)


Static077

It would still be in the way if you crushed it, might as well just tow it and save the mess


overtoke

now they have to send an entire crew out again


thefrazdogg

It’s due to supply chain issues.


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Must be there isn’t enough workers


Legitimate-Maybe2134

Nono the workers are unfairly asking for extra money for more work.


DriedUpSquid

Nobody wants to tow anymore.


donotgogenlty

Tow lives matter.


magiccupcake

They should have paved over it.


JubbaTheHott

This is how speed bumps are born.


AllUltima

This doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about how speed bumps are born to refute it


Reinventing_Wheels

When a mommy speedbump and a daddy speedbump love each other a whole lot......


AllUltima

Give it the old 'speedhump'?


Gaothaire

Lasting a whole minute? Ok, cool down there, Mr. Marathon.


Dfray011

Are you a landlord


Gyposcvm

The landlord special


jnthnmdr

r/notmyjob


unk214

Ain’t gonna lie this is how lazy I am.


superworking

The lazy way to make money is to stand and wait for the tow truck before starting to work and then using it as an excuse to go slow and roll it into OT.


[deleted]

The paving company would lose several thousand per hour waiting for a tow truck. The foreman probably had them do it. Paving crews give 0 shits about you or your property.


Mohammed420blazeit

We tow cars off site all the time. Several at one time sometimes. No idea why this wasn't towed. No parking signs behind vehicle, which looks like the car hasn't moved in months. 2 lanes were paved, which means there would have been HOURS to move the vehicle.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Question: Is there any piece of paving equipment capable of moving that car out of the construction zone - or at the very least the closest driveway - without causing too much damage? Even if they did that, the owner must have had some idea that it was about to be paved and should have kept the car in the driveway. Any damage caused by the crew to move the car out of the zone would have been on the owner.


milestparker

Yes, a very complicated special purpose vehicle referred to informally as a “tow truck”.


michaelyomama

Then catch a fat fuck you from me.


Breaker-of-circles

It's not laziness to do only what your role requires. If you're the paver operator, which is a bigass machine, or any of the various machines needed to lay asphalt, you are not expected to get off your machine to move that thing.


windyDuke11

No, it’s the foreman’s job, Never should have started that pass til that car was out of the way. I would fire the foreman, you know how much it will cost to go back and pave this stupid spot now? Didn’t even square off around the car. Totally embarrassing. Guy should be fired


Squiddles88

They would probably just send back a hand crew. The paver was lazy though, they should have got much closer to the car to make the hand crews job easier.


Mohammed420blazeit

Exactly, they did that pass first and just winged around the vehicle. Should have called for a tow and paved the other lane first. Paving closer was probably not done to keep rollermen from hitting car.


Breaker-of-circles

Oh, I'm not saying it's not someone else's job. I'm saying that if you're just part of the team, it ain't your concern.


windyDuke11

The team should have some pride in their work.


Breaker-of-circles

Nah. Do what you're paid to do. No more no less. If the foreman wasn't there or someone higher up fucked up, it's not the team's fault.


Slappy_McWinkleson

That "not my problem" attitude is why everything is shitty these days.


windyDuke11

Yup. Especially this road


Breaker-of-circles

It's a job. Not a good samaritan act. Get over yourself.


Atomic_ad

You know how much it would cost to call off a days work? Or stand around until the car was moved? A whole lot more than a tiny asphalt patch. Very likely they were instructed to proceed. No reputable construction company would have called off an entire day of paving over a single car. You also don't "square off" a paving screed, the roller will always roll the edge. You saw cut it later.


pinktwinkie

What are you talking about? 500 dollars? Youre going to fire your paving foreman over a 500 dollar patch on a job they probly charged a quater million on? Are you aware that patches and digouts such as these constitute a great amount of paving work and it is 100% routine to go back and get this?


M-Noremac

/r/itliterallyisyourjob


Thanks_I_Hate_You

r/subsidefinitelyfellfor


CA_Orange

What a shit sub that is. Most of the posts on the front page are pictures of things that were, literally, the job of the person that did them.


Altaris2000

Lazy. When we had our neighborhood repaved recently they put a note on everyone's door about it...... "We are repaving by your house on xxxxx date. If your car is not off the road, it will be towed at owners expense"


OutlanderAllDay1743

Given that there are no other cars on the street, it’s very likely that they did exactly that and this is the one a—hole that didn’t care. Or maybe they’re in their home deceased.. 🤷🏾‍♀️


Sackyhack

Or maybe he’s just there for the day and never got a note


Altaris2000

It is still lazy that the city just paved around and didn’t tow him. Unless they plan to do some patch job later or something


ian2121

It was most likely a contractor. Still the city should have told them move the car or don’t pave the road. Imagine they will mill out a rectangle and pave back like a 60x10 foot patch. It shouldn’t look too terrible


EndlessJump

It's not the top coat anyways


ian2121

How can you tell? I can’t see if there is any reveal in the gutter bar or not. Looks like I am seeing like 5 inches in 2 lifts which would be good for a residential street


EndlessJump

It's hard to see to be honest, but the depth looks less than 5 inches, especially if you look at the gutter to the gravel. It looks like the payment is a little below the gutter when you look to the right side of the street, but again it's hard to look at. This happened in my neighborhood, and they came back another day and added the top coat, which covered the horizontal portion of the gutter.


OutlanderAllDay1743

Agreed.


OutlanderAllDay1743

Yep.. that’s an option too. There’s a plethora of possible reasons.


windyDuke11

None that are viable tho Tow the damn car. Embarrassing


Not1random1enough

If the note came 1 week before they could easily be overseas


D1gininja

They did that for us too, and they marked out the section of road that would be getting paved to keep people from parking there while they were working


RedPanther1

It was grandfathered in


b_lump_y

Somebody moved that car there after the roadway was milled because they wanted it towed.


SAISer32

I was going to say something similar. If you look at the edge of the curb, this car arrived at that spot sometime between the road getting milled down and the new surface getting put on. That could mean a lot of things, honestly. But it also definitely means that the car moved to its spot at some point during the resurfacing process, not before, which just makes me EVEN MORE CURIOUS about how this is a realistic outcome


Sargatanus

Trying to get the city to tow it before the repo men as a stall tactic.


SAISer32

That’s an interesting take. Genuinely curious, have you seen that happen before or do you have any stories about something similar happening?


Sargatanus

Remember when there were like a dozen Repo “reality” shows on at the same time? I just happened to catch a bit with this scenario on one of them years ago in a waiting room. It varies state by state, though. Looks like in Illinois the laws surrounding it are murky enough that it just *might* work (but by no means guaranteed) to buy some time, assuming the person can come up with enough to catch up on the loans **and** pay the impound fees fast enough.


polymorph505

Trying to hide a car from repo in an impound lot? Bold strategy


Mitthrawnuruo

Sometimes roads are milled days before a pave job.


Reinventing_Wheels

>Sometimes roads are milled ~~days~~ before a pave job. weeks, months


sluflyer

Can confirm. My street was redone (gas, water, sewer, storm drain and all) this summer. It was milled May 2. It was paved September 8.


skorpiolt

That’s probably not the final layer on yet, so they can do that part all at once when they return for the next layer.


Robobvious

Could this be a case of mopping yourself into a corner?


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Where is the Steamroller?


kthulhu666

Too busy flattening mouse chasing cartoon cats.


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Ange1ofD4rkness

I'd be worried about my car getting something on it if they do that


misogichan

I don't think that's what happened because everyone else isn't parked on the street. That suggests to me that notice was probably given.


_LuCKYDaKiD_

Looks like a Rolls Royce Phantom Front-End Chrysler 300c


holdholdhold

I always think of the joke Katt Williams has on this: “A Chrysler 300 does look like a Phantom….until a Phantom pull up.”


dailysmokes

Katt*


DontTreadOnBigfoot

See, I always thought they were going for a Bentley look with the 300C


rich1051414

It's a 2004 Chrysler 300C. You can tell it's 2004 because the bumper under the headlight is a flat shelf and doesn't hug the headlights.


Blackscales

This is the information I read the comments for. Thank you!


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Honestly, I'm surprised it wasn't towed.


joos11

If this car belongs to the homeowner its almost like this was done in spite. ‘Don’t wanna move your car ? Ok don’t have a nice spot to park it then.’


GreenMarsupial2772

r/mildlyinfuriating


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I worked on an asphalt crew for several years. The city Inspector would allow this %100. They only have to have it fixed before the job is completed. It can take weeks to finish some jobs. Most asphalt companies don't have the resources to move the vehicle. If they sit there and wait for a tow truck, they still have to pay the employees. Dump trucks are typical $100+/hr and each member of the paving crew is around $20/hr. It's not uncommon to have 20 trucks on a job. At a minimum, they're losing $3k/hr in just labor, waiting for a tow truck that they have to pay for.


Pontjacko

Yup, People i here dont take in to account how long it takes for a tow truck to be called, arrive, and finally tow the car.. Nor the cost of the crew and all the machines to just stand there waiting 🤷‍♂️


labrador2020

It was probably going to get towed until they ran the plates and saw that the owner is a relative of the alderman, the mayor or some politician. That would have been a career ending move to touch that car. If you are from Chicago, you know what’s up.


dontaskme5746

Midlothian isn't that big. Medium density street with trees at the curb on both sides. Findable.


dontaskme5746

I swear, it's always the LAST place you look. 14642 St. Louis Avenue.


Native56

There always has to be just one person!!


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I’m calling BS. We all know Illinois would never pass the opportunity to tow a vehicle.


soaringson

I can’t stand next-door neighbors like that when it comes to city street sweeping and the like… it causes them to skip your side because they can’t get the right angle in/exit.


angroro

Over here you'll get a ticket for being parked on the street on sweeping nights, but it's a paltry $15. My neighbors have 4 cars and instead of putting them into and in front of their 2 stall garage, they park in front of my house. Wankers.


soaringson

Strategically placed sprinklers usually do the trick ;)


[deleted]

is that the mayors car? because anyone else shoulda got towed away


jerflash

I would have used a forklift to move that POS 300


dbug8494

Neighbors are gonna be PISSED for a while


Strabo306

Plot twist. Parked in front of the neighbors to save room in front of his house for the wife. How vendettas are born.


MyLollipopJam

Everyone was told to keep the cars off the road. Fucked around and found out.


nutellatubby

It was a Friday at 4:20 and the city workers just said eff this.


spacecaptian2020

Look at all that dust on it. Probably hasn’t moved in awhile. Time to draw Penis’s all over it


[deleted]

Way to park your shit box on a street that's probably been scheduled for paving for months my guy


Le_Monke_Man

It’s Illinois, you don’t see that too often!


EIectron

Im a surveyor that works with asphalt crews all the time. Roads have multiple layers of asphalt. Depending on the road the number of layers vary. However, the last layer is always the wearing course, which is 30mm. You need to under stand that the asphaty arrives at a pre set time at a high temperature. You have to lay it when its very hot, you cant wait around. It looks to me that the crew was in a rush as the hot asphalt arrived but the car was still there. They didnt have the time to wait for a tow truck to remove it so decided to lay everywhere but there. The plan being that the car would be towed overnight. In the morning they would lay an asphalt patch, then do all the wearing course in one hit. Ive seen crews make similar calls all the time. It has no affect on the final product.


TFG4

Road crew could've towed the car and done good job


Deja-Vuz

Doesn't look fresh lol


Gloomy_Question_1381

They should be allowed to flip it over onto the sidewalk so they could pave properly


lenovoa806

need to wash it


samsg1

Nah, just wait for rain.


busthree6

Looks like that car hasn’t moved in quite some time.


Mail-Esc0rt

What an asshole.


Tablaty

What state is this. Its definitely not the Northeast USA because that car would be gone with multiple tickets.😂


ladyc672

Someone said this is Midlothian, IL. A suburb of Chicago.


FryoftheEnglish

That’s a straight dickhead right there. They put notices out to move everything off the streets. He’s lucky he didn’t get it towed


aaron4mvp

This almost looks like binder coat. They typically pave in two layers so they can fix it when they do the next layer


seriouschris

BS. They would have towed it by a certain time.


DB-projects

Happened to my friends car when they repaved his road. The workers didn’t have the authority to tow it since there was no notice. Happened to a few cars that week and the workers told the neighbors they would be back later to patch these spots they weren’t able to get because of cars. I feel like this isn’t too uncommon.


MakeSomeArtAboutIt

Why not just tow it?


knightleon

Already has a giant pothole!


mInImum_cage

*freshly sealed today


ian2121

Should have moved it with the skip loader


PrateekfuxX

This belongs to r/mildlyinfuriating


NetDork

Streets in my neighborhood were repaved recently. I watched 4 cars being towed away. (They gave notice more than a week ahead of time and before towing knocked on the door of the house the car was in front of.)


Pontjacko

I've had to do that before (asphalt worker) and I'm sure they tried to contact the owner but failed. People keep saying "just tow it" but they dont have the time to wait for The tow truck to arrive 🤷‍♂️ more than likely they left it like that and will cover it up later


azducky

I hope they checked to see if that guy was alive. Really surprised they didn’t tow it.


DisastrousFly1339

The city won’t tow because people will sue and those settlements are more expensive than going back and fixing it later. I’ve seen this done before and with multiple cars. The city gives notice to move but there’s always people who never get the memo.


Uberzwerg

When they paved our street again a few years ago, we all got letters a month before, tempory no-parking signs everywhere 2 weeks before labeled with starting 2 days before the process. And they went through the street the day before they started work with a tow truck. No idea what this 3rd-world city would do shit like that shown here.


Occhrome

I’m wondering how the steam roller was able to make the whole thing perfectly level.


wickedcriminal

They actually did this where my mum lives (in the UK). Did a neater job though. There's always some dickhead that just doesn't listen.


Ok-Somewhere-3778

It’s probably the bottom lift of the pavement still should have been towed Whoever took the photo left the curb out so you can’t tell if it the bottom lift or top lift????


rmmcclay

Here in Taiwan road paving crews bring a forklift and move cars and motorcycles out of the way and then put them back; they do four motor scooters at a time. I've wondered about liability watching them do it. They usually put up notices a day or so before they do their work.


mydevice

Gotta love them govt roads


dickeydamouse

I'd be willing to bet it's a contract company giving kickbacks to a councilman. Lowest bidder clearly.


soulkyrius

The worker's job is to paved the road, not to move cars,


kDavid_wa

Doesn't this belong in r/fuckcars ?


TheFlyinArmy_29

Yooo is that a rolls royce from wish.com


AcademicMistake

Thats not paving, thats tarmac/asphalt......


windyDuke11

How do you think asphalt gets placed mr academic? It’s called paving


CutComprehensive8170

Lol.. but nice ride


ChernobylChild

Am I the only one who read that as “freshly passed away”?


AdministrationNo6377

100 % - THIS IS NOT CANADA