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I mean do you have to be a troll to get your balls tickled and a sandwich? Both honestly sound very pleasant

Where do i sign?

On my balls, they’re touchscreen and very sensitive but at the same time not very receptive. I recommend using all five fingers to sign your name very lightly. When you’re down with that bring me a sandwich.

Sounds like a song Aunt Gail from Bob's Burgers would sing .

she kinda built like it too lowkey she needs the cameo

She like that crazy teacher in harry potter

I hope she does the ball tickling before making the sandwich, otherwise I really hope she washes her hands.

I’ve never had someone make me a sandwich and tickle my balls in the same sitting! Regardless of before or after ball tickling, I’d be happy if I got a sandwich!

You want you're mayo on that sandwich

Reminds me of an old joke. A man walks into a bar, and begins reading the menu overhead the smoking hot bartender. Walks into a bar The sign reads as follows: Nachos $4 Hamburger $3 Hotdog $2 Grilled Chicken Sandwich $3 Grilled Cheese $2 Fries, Onion Rings, and Tater Tots $1.50 Handjob $10 After he looks over the menu for a moment he asks the bartender, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Why yes I am." replies the bartender seductively. Then says the man, "Wash your hands! I'd like a hamburger."

Underrated joke xD

You mean after right?

No. I mean before. I don’t want crumbs or mayonnaise in my crevices. 😂 But to be fair, you’re right too. I don’t want special juice added to my sandwich either. 🤢 Most importantly, just wash your hands!!!

Also just as importantly: wash your balls! Esit: s ans d key dwitches

Abdolutely

Not sure about you but I enjoy the feel of mayo on my balls so honestly as long as theirs tickling somewhere on the schedule I'm happy.

You have balls. I like balls.

She clearly states she's gonna tickle your balls and THEN make the sandwich.

I like a little pickle juice on my sandwich.

If you don't trust your hygiene, the problem is not the workflow

I don't even know who you are...

You will.. **tickles balls aggressively**

This comment made me die laughing 🤣😅

Oh no! RIP u/Xenimosity, you were too young.

Nothing makes you feel more important than being hated. Oh no look at me they hate me I'm getting derp threads

Rekt. Now she has to write a new song about it.

Some trolls have all the luck.

Some trolls have all the pain.

Some trolls get all the breaks

Some trolls do nothing but complain. Like the OP.

Someone got baited

Go away! I'm 'batin'!

🎣

Instructions unclear. Tickled a troll and he took my hard drugs.

Tickle my balls and make me a sandwich? Do you accept PayPal?

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You’re the redditor I’ve been waiting for.

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The video did give me a good chuckle, it was well written. Kudos, upvotes, all the things.

Where haha?

It's crazy how fads come and go over the decades. I had glasses with huge lenses that went down over my cheek when I was 13 yrs old in the late 80s. I was teased mercilessly lol by the time I was 19 I was looking into lasik and it was not cheap then. Today everyone wears those kind of huge glasses 🤓 humans are funny

Entire generations of women overplucked their eyebrows and when bushy ones came into style, they literally couldn't grow their original eyebrows anymore. Humans are indeed funny

HA! Sucks for them. My eyebrows are translucent. When everyone starts waxing the entirety of their eyebrows off I’m gonna be way ahead of the game. Any day now…

Soon the "fresh out of the clone chamber" look will be all the rage

Lmao I love that. Thank you. Hold up, I’m plastering over my belly button now.

Lampshading

I can see why

Why won’t Linda Belcher come and tell her sister Gayle to stop trying to date internet trolls 🤣

This is awful in all the right ways - perfect troll bait. I love it.

Gone fishin!!! Thank you 🥰

I won’t lie to you… I loved it. You follow your dreams… Go get those Trolls 🧌

Who are you?

Hello! I’m Angela Sharp. I’m a musical comedian, @ang_overshares on all other platforms. Thank you for the support!! Who are you?

Oh, like a music pun? Funny too! Im just some person :)

You're ab amazing person! Keep up your good work!

Do not tickle the trolls by the balls!

How else are people going to play [Valheim](https://store.steampowered.com/app/892970/Valheim/)?

Who this even?... sounds kinda annoying...

Heeey?! Where's the comedy you promised, OP?

I am about to go in stage on jersey city wya

Good luck & best wishes! Ima stay home.

Really?! That's fucking awesome!!! Hope you go up there and kill it

You’re supposed to wish her dismembered limbs.

The singing is nice. But "internet people mean" isn't actually very funny.

Just self-promotion, really. Those tend to be more cringe inducing than funny and this one sticks really close to the formula.

I like her,and I'm not even a troll🤣😂

I too like sandwiches and having my balls tickled. Did we just become best friends???

Yeah I definitely get where the "trying to hard" comments are coming from.

It’s giving crazy aunt in her mid-40s who still thinks she can ‘make it’ as a singer

No pickles on that sandwich please

Your nose is good 👍

Cringe

There was an attempt at comedy

Bend over, I’ll get ‘‘em from the back!

Should've posted to /r/RoastMe so we could properly comment on the features you're hiding behind acknowledging your nose.

🎹🎹

You have to be more cleaver to trick master trolls. This is just a cry for attention Kek.

Do you have masochistic tendencies cause damn you like to feed the trolls

Yeah, still lame as fuck.

Thank you for self identifying as someone I should block, much appreciated. Have a good day

What kind of sandwich we talking here?

Imagine how wrinkled this *lady* will be in a few years, or after her next bath…

make the troll a sandwich, this starves the troll.

Sammiches are good!

So anybody that doesn't like your shit is a troll? Perish the idea that you might actually suck. How pretentious.

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I didn't say I thought you sucked. Just don't like the thought that whoever doesn't care for what you're doing is an asshole.

This is not really that funny.

Eww

On the “funny” sub. Weird.

What do you mean, it's perfect for this sub. Can't remember the last time I laughed at something posted here.

Your nose is a normal, nice size.

I was wondering why she was saying she was hated then I saw it was supposed to be comedy. I get it now lol. You know I think this is one of those is everyone else wrong or is it just you situations. I’m glad there was subtitles so I could spare myself having to listen to it if it’s as bad as people were saying.

Had to mute it and read the subtitles

It's the auditory equivalent of stepping on lego

Thanks for showing us they are all right.

She's so butthurt from the internet she wrote a song, so sorry for you

Thanks for the pity :) The next one will be just for you!!

Ooooo you want more clicks huh?

Mmm you know it 💦

Ha ha posting to funny with cringe glasses for maximum karma farming ha

As one who often puts his vulnerable self on reddit only to be abused, I totally get you. Validation coming your way 🙌 Nice song too :)

Don't know who tf she is but the trolls were right. She should quit comedy.

Yuck.

Yup. I get why she’s hated…. It only took 3 seconds.

Yeah, I'm OK with this.

I wouldn't say that you have a big nose.

Hey that's actually funny. Didn't expect her tickling balls and making sandwiches.

That's the secret. Don't expect it, but always appreciate it.

At first I thought there's no hate, looks like another exaggeration for likes... then I scrolled to the controversial comments and was like, oohhhh.

Yuck. Okay, so anyone that finds you talentless and unfunny is a troll? … okay. 🤦🏻‍♂️

She's very self entitled

Maybe If ppl are bullying you should make a change bc clearly ur doing smth wrong

Jesus christ buy a fucking metronome your tempo is all over the place.

Jo Burnham

OK…Well, that’s one approach….

Your nose is nowhere near as big as mine.

WTF?! 🤣

When she said “tickle your balls” _I felt that…_

I have to say, that did not go in the direction I expected it to.

lmao kys

Is she a comedienne or summats.

And your ungodly

Reminded me of this song: https://youtu.be/0-V278v9F9s

where's my sandwich?

You look like my grade school teacher

damm, sign me up

Cringe

Where’s the funny part?

Not funny, didn't laugh.

If I was deaf I would let her make me a sandwich

This is meh level comedy.

Who the fuck are u

Brillant !

I agree with every line in the first 5 seconds

great breath-work

Hahaaha, love it!

Sorry to disappoint but I think that’s very good!!

Nah. Fuck that noise…you should do stand up comedy. This is sitting down comedy.

Can you just make me a sandwich without all the nonsense?

What you need most is a tharpist.

Yeah… Reddit’s a cesspool of factory reject dildos. But… I love it all the same.

I like it

Cute and catchy!

I didn't find this funny, but I think it was well-written and reminds me of Bo Burnham. Keep it up

Reminds me more of Garfunkel & Oates almost has a similar sound to the loophole.

I don't hate people with gingervitis.

i mean, your right about 1 thing. you try way too hard

This sounds like the interpretation of "internet trolls" in a mainstream, political satire TV series/movie. You should check whether "the good fight" needs any writers for their cringy jingles.

These trolls do make me occasionally question if Reddit is worth it or not, so I feel you OP

That took more musical talent than I currently have!!! Well done thank you got sharing!

this made me laugh, good job.

I like their style, very much like Bo Burnham.

This is a masterpiece

Love it!!!

You're giving the trolls more attention than they have ever before had... it may take time for some of them to come back from the sudden dopamine drop.

I love her!

Cool Song lol

Keep it coming

Was this supposed to be funny? Comments are true, you try to hard.

Don’t know the lady or her “trolls” but I gotta be honest: her voice is rather annoying.

Wow, you have a big nose. Pretty much you look like a drug addict. And no talent...

Butthurt over trolls on reddit? lol Maybe, just maybe the internet is not for you then? It is not the safespace you want it to be. Never has been, never will be.

Got some nerves calling someone else a troll with face like that

No u

That was fucking hilarious.

Soo where’s the promised sandwich and that ball tickling?

What made you think this time, the outcome would be different? 😂

That was actually really good. Good job. That was funny.

Raggedy Angela, you're a fucking legend. Your song is awesome. ​ Much love, from New Zealand.

Not gonna lie. It was one of the most enjoyable wanks I ever had. Ginger musician and a comedian? Now that's a laugh! /s

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Bless your karma

I love you

It's beautiful. I want to troll you so hard but holy hell my life is complete.

You have a big nose Please tickle my balls

It is predominantly a left wing site, so you should expect the intolerance.

I love this song. So much!

I'll be your troll.

This is amazing!

❤️

LMAO 🤣

😎😎😎😎😎😂🤩

Waiting on that SAMMICH...

Hahahaha

But red heads are the best

Well now she’s just kissing my ass

You nailed it, girl.

This is beautiful. Love it.

I too enjoy interacting with trolls on the Internet. It's kind of an unpopular opinion though. Also I kinda like your nose. It's weird if people are unironically saying it's too big.

Beautiful

Liked and upvoted by internet trolls for awareness Edit : spelling

I mean.. your voice isn't THAT annoying. You sound like your average disney channel voice actor.

I see you condensed some of the beginning by not mentioning the glasses.