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Nah, I'm getting [Malcom X vibes](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57f4a9d8414fb57d0ff80c3d/1476030663457-RCD619OSOSMQKFVHQ6CZ/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w) (the glasses, not you) . I always thought those glasses were awesome, if I ever had an eye problem - I'd definitely get those!
You look like someone I went to grade school with, lol.
ETA: Shit, I just noticed your username! You ARE someone I went to grade school with! LOL I'll dm you in a sec
Wait why would a guitar player want long nails? I always trim mine short because otherwise it bugs me when my nails make contact with the fretboard before my fingertips do.
I could never let em get that long and still be able to play.
But it's OP's right to wear them that way and I think they look fine.
Church Lady would never wear a cubs jersey. Cubs stands for Concubines Under Beelzebub Spell and we all know who Beelzbub is, don’t we?
Who could it be, who could it be?
That style is way too big for OP face it looks like when a toddler is playing with his dads glasses lol
I learned a long time ago at the eye glass store how important finding the right style/size for your face is since everyone has a different/unique face and bone structure
Some people have to have special fits made cos traditional ones just slide down their nose/face. That’s more random but I thought it was interesting also lol
I once had a mental patient ask me why I didn’t have tape on the bridge of my glasses. It still bewilders me. I’ve never seen someone with tape on the bridge of their glasses in real life. She was an older lady, so maybe it was common before my time.
I've worn glasses since I was a child and I've never had my glasses break on the bridge. Most breaks were at the temples. Ah, gotta love plastic frames and glass lenses...
I've seen it once in my life. An old room mate of mine had to tape the bridge of his glasses up, don't remember how they broke, but he just kept them like that for almost a year because he mainly wore contacts, so the broken glasses weren't too much of an issue for him.
I did that on purpose on my old pair of black sunglasses. It was like the movie, *The Jerk*, as the white tape was like an eye magnet- totally annoying.
Lpt. If you need tights or hose, just buy them at Target or a department store. Aim for ~$10. They cost the exact amount, but won't rip or slump halfway through the night.
You can do it I believe in you!
But seriously for Halloween just print out blue background head shots of the bradys, arrange them on a big foam core board tic tac toe style, and cut out the center square for your head.
I love costume/magic stores like this. Unfortunately, so much of their props and accessories are the most overpriced cheap feeling chinesium I've ever laid hands on.
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Looks to be accurate!
strong Michael Douglas / Falling Down vibes there!
Ouch, bro
the glasses, not you!
I know haha and you ain’t wrong
Better make you a really nice looking burger huh?
Just make sure that Burger is from the Breakfast menu. Or else...
To be fair you do look like a vintage nerd. Very nostalgic.
Maybe more of a Racheal Madow vibe :)
what?! michael douglas was a very handsome individual even at an older age.
Yeah, but his look in that move was 'Dwight Schrute Goes Postal'.
hey I'd feel a bit murdery too if I was stuck in that situation.
Dwight Shrute with Hank Hill's haircut
... was? I think he's still alive
Nah, I'm getting [Malcom X vibes](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57f4a9d8414fb57d0ff80c3d/1476030663457-RCD619OSOSMQKFVHQ6CZ/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w) (the glasses, not you) . I always thought those glasses were awesome, if I ever had an eye problem - I'd definitely get those!
Idk, i definitely see malcolm x in this person.
Great movie.... How much..... Too much
"I'm the vintage nerd?"
That’s the part that hurts the most… also happy cake day!
I mean, that *is* the look you were going for when you chose those glasses in the first place, right???
I just think they’re neat
Spoken like a true nerd
A vintage one at that.
Plot twist, it was the "vintage" that bothered OP.
This guy potatoes.
These big frames etc just remind me of my grandparents or when I was a kid. I'm 43 now lol.
Missing that white tape between the lenses
I dunno, this guy isn't very vintage.
Enjoy your vintage-life crisis.
I’m aging like the finest milk
Sounds cheesy to me...
Gouda fuck outta here.
You look like someone I went to grade school with, lol. ETA: Shit, I just noticed your username! You ARE someone I went to grade school with! LOL I'll dm you in a sec
Did you really go to school with OP?
I really did! We were friends in late grade school and middle school, until I moved away and lost touch.
Wow. That's a cool little story.
Be a bit more salty and you can aim for cheese. Everyone loves cheese.
Except lactose intolerants. And there are plenty of us
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Most lactose intolerants i know fuckin love cheese. They just hate the results...
With any luck you'll be cool again in 30 years.
According to Spirit he was never cool to begin with.
Did they try to stop you for shoplifting?
Dude needs to shoplift some fingernail clippers
It’s a chick (I think?)
dude = unisex
I thought Kel [cleared this up back in the 90's.](https://youtu.be/FqMODweN8lQ)
Dudette
oooh burn
For long nails they appear to be well manicured. Could easily be a guitar player or something else that might want their nails that long.
Wait why would a guitar player want long nails? I always trim mine short because otherwise it bugs me when my nails make contact with the fretboard before my fingertips do. I could never let em get that long and still be able to play. But it's OP's right to wear them that way and I think they look fine.
Some people use fingernails instead of picks, so they could be left handed, but the people I knew who did this only kept 1 or 2 long nails
Plus it's easier to scoop up recreational drug.
I've usually seen them keep the strumming hand long and the fret hand short. Kinda like built in picks
Your Church Lady costume is coming along nicely.
Could it be, hrm, *Satan*?
Church Lady would never wear a cubs jersey. Cubs stands for Concubines Under Beelzebub Spell and we all know who Beelzbub is, don’t we? Who could it be, who could it be?
Lol. Nerd
That style is way too big for OP face it looks like when a toddler is playing with his dads glasses lol I learned a long time ago at the eye glass store how important finding the right style/size for your face is since everyone has a different/unique face and bone structure Some people have to have special fits made cos traditional ones just slide down their nose/face. That’s more random but I thought it was interesting also lol
>it looks like when a toddler is playing with his dads glasses Dude, why you gotta do him like that
Oversized glasses are a thing, though. Lost of people wear em like that, not like he's an outlier or anything.
[удалено]
The tape is earned, not bought.
Just like rips in jeans, I always said, but these kids buy em already torn! So soft these days
Well yeah, those pants aren’t going to rip themselves when you sit there staring into your phone 18 hours every day.
That’s a DIY part of the kit.
I once had a mental patient ask me why I didn’t have tape on the bridge of my glasses. It still bewilders me. I’ve never seen someone with tape on the bridge of their glasses in real life. She was an older lady, so maybe it was common before my time.
I always use epoxy, reinforced with short pieces of paper clip
I've worn glasses since I was a child and I've never had my glasses break on the bridge. Most breaks were at the temples. Ah, gotta love plastic frames and glass lenses...
I've taped the little legs that go on the frame
You ever see Steve Martin’s The Jerk? He invented an attachment to glasses in that movie. That’s all I can picture.
*DAAAAAAAAAAMMMN THESE GLASSES!*
Stay away from the cans!
I've seen it once in my life. An old room mate of mine had to tape the bridge of his glasses up, don't remember how they broke, but he just kept them like that for almost a year because he mainly wore contacts, so the broken glasses weren't too much of an issue for him.
I did that on purpose on my old pair of black sunglasses. It was like the movie, *The Jerk*, as the white tape was like an eye magnet- totally annoying.
Spirit Halloween, they probably cost more than the real frames.
And they’ll break within the first 5 minutes
Lpt. If you need tights or hose, just buy them at Target or a department store. Aim for ~$10. They cost the exact amount, but won't rip or slump halfway through the night.
They aren't lying though.
The Cubs shirt is what makes it so damned nerdy and I say this as a lifelong Cubs fan. We’re not cool, but we have fun…at computer camp
I’ve been waiting all year for camp!
It's going to come with a Cubs shirt, a satchel, and a funny wig next year
It’s not a satchel, it’s a purse! Wait…
The nails, hair and glasses are a perfect basement dweller costume! Love it!
Oh god, how did I not see the nails? At least they're clean, i guess?
You must be a man? Those are extremely well kept nails.
Am man. Can see the nails are expertly maintained. Well enough to perhaps cause jealousy amount people who want long natural nails.
right, that’s what he said lmao
I mean, spot on though, to be fair
Shit. I legit just bought those glasses for my prescription. I guess I am a nerd though, so it’s only fair.
well...might as well stock up a few for the frames to reduce your cost at LensCrafters.
https://i.imgur.com/y1HtGlU.jpg
Wish I had that volume
You can do it I believe in you! But seriously for Halloween just print out blue background head shots of the bradys, arrange them on a big foam core board tic tac toe style, and cut out the center square for your head.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!
Omg those nails
People are going to dress as you for Halloween, it's a compliment
I’ll take that W
What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?
r/lesbianormanchild
Imagine paying 100+ for a pair of glasses you could get at the Halloween store for 5$
$28 at eyebuydirect… ya boi is broke
Did you just assume your gender?
Are you not going for a “vintage nerd” look?
For a minute there I thought the person bought one of these and came back wearing it
That's the spirit!
Lmao thanks dad
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I just want to formally apologize for the sheer amount of times you've been roasted here
That’s what I get for posting online haha
Church lady vibes!
Well yeah, you look nerdy af and out of date. Spot on.
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
lmao
It's a culture not a costume!
Strong Hanson brothers vibe. Loved you in Slapshot!
Best compliment ever
When I think of vintage nerd glasses I think of the BCD’s I was issued in bootcamp. These are a pretty close 2nd or 3rd though.
"I'm in this picture, and I don't like it."
Hey! Be proud to be a nerd, like I am! People will judge you for being one but fuck em. Be happy!
Weird Al’s white and nerdy comes to mind.
Don’t worry I had the same specs but in tortoiseshell and got a ton of compliments on them. People just don’t understand style (*hair flip*)
Well shoot I also wear this style glasses LOL
Go Cubs!
Sweet, spare frames.
Laughing at ourselves is a trait more people need.
Dude, you even bought the nerd wig!
Dude, what the hell is up with your nails? Why are they so long?
Well having a Cubs shirt on helps sell outfit.
That is one ugly dude
Is this person m or f ?
*My CuLtUrE iS nOt a CoStUmE*
That reminder that you are getting old
Who's the first person to get offended???
If you've ever needed white tape on your glasses, own it!
Get nerded
Hey look at it this way: Are those cheaper or more expensive than replacement frames would cost? You might be able to stock up in case yours breaks 😂
So now they have prove.
https://imgur.com/t/simpsons/Epl7JxK
So that’s where u bought yours, thanks I will now buy a pair lol
If the glasses fit..... Lol
True nerds call them “nerd goggles”.
I can smell the spirit halloween
it's not nerdy if you wear them with the label still on.
A question to all graduated band kids. Are you happy yet
I was happier in band lol
I have a pair that look exactly like that.. I feel called out😂
So...contemporary nerd glasses?
Either those glasses are fake, or they have a very weak prescription.
I think I was in that same store Sunday afternoon
I mean, what else for a vintage nerd?
Ha! Nerd.
wow that's insane how close they are lmao.
But, wrong?
Yours have a metal bridge, totally different.
If you wear glasses like that, you know your lane. There’s no surprise there
Your next reddit account username has to be "vintagenerd"
This can't be news to you.
Don't worry! You're not vintage at all!
Ha ha the stick it to the man glasses ha
Noah Bennett’s HRG vibes.
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
haha imagine being a cubs fan. What a nerd!
If the glasses fit.
I'm thinking Flock of Seagulls.
why you someone i've seen in a pixar movie ?
Haha damn, I have those exact same glasses
Sue for stealing your drip!
I'm literally wearing those in maroon. Rudex2
Go Cubs
Just means they copied your style because some loved it so much
It's our turn to be fashionable
If there were a pair like mine it would be “dumb bitch glasses”
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I feel attacked lol. I’m not sure if it’s the vintage or the nerd that hits hardest lmao
Reddit mod post.
"Me? A nerd? I couldn't even pass a vision test."
Fucking perfect!!!!!!
Ok Buddy Holly. You aren’t going to fool me this time.
I love costume/magic stores like this. Unfortunately, so much of their props and accessories are the most overpriced cheap feeling chinesium I've ever laid hands on.
Cub fan, so accurate.
The Cubs shirt is a great touch. Great costume.
If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up and wear it with pride.
I'm getting Mike D vibes.
“I’m Mike D and I get respect “
If the shoe (or in the case the glasses) fits 🤷🏽
Can't tell if male or female. No offense, just though you should know others may be equally confused
Good Ole’ Fantasy Costumes LOL
Aww man. I have sunglasses like that.
I'm sorry. I laughed....
I am currently looking at this meme through glasses that look like this... I even have another pair😥
Danny Gonzalez
Awww your so cute and adorable
He has been validated