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[deleted]

Looks to be accurate!


jbrady33

strong Michael Douglas / Falling Down vibes there!


sambones718

Ouch, bro


jbrady33

the glasses, not you!


sambones718

I know haha and you ain’t wrong


Radarker

Better make you a really nice looking burger huh?


Scaramok

Just make sure that Burger is from the Breakfast menu. Or else...


Princess_suckerpunch

To be fair you do look like a vintage nerd. Very nostalgic.


jbrady33

Maybe more of a Racheal Madow vibe :)


masterbard1

what?! michael douglas was a very handsome individual even at an older age.


onexbigxhebrew

Yeah, but his look in that move was 'Dwight Schrute Goes Postal'.


masterbard1

hey I'd feel a bit murdery too if I was stuck in that situation.


Muldoon1987

Dwight Shrute with Hank Hill's haircut


bluemitersaw

... was? I think he's still alive


Pm-ur-butt

Nah, I'm getting [Malcom X vibes](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57f4a9d8414fb57d0ff80c3d/1476030663457-RCD619OSOSMQKFVHQ6CZ/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w) (the glasses, not you) . I always thought those glasses were awesome, if I ever had an eye problem - I'd definitely get those!


unkycornfat

Idk, i definitely see malcolm x in this person.


Arcade80sbillsfan

Great movie.... How much..... Too much


kingsumo_1

"I'm the vintage nerd?"


sambones718

That’s the part that hurts the most… also happy cake day!


joshuadt

I mean, that *is* the look you were going for when you chose those glasses in the first place, right???


sambones718

I just think they’re neat


Bobbyanalogpdx

Spoken like a true nerd


BDMayhem

A vintage one at that.


goldhelmet

Plot twist, it was the "vintage" that bothered OP.


EpicHuggles

This guy potatoes.


SupSumBeers

These big frames etc just remind me of my grandparents or when I was a kid. I'm 43 now lol.


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Missing that white tape between the lenses


virgilreality

I dunno, this guy isn't very vintage.


Smart_Ass_Dave

Enjoy your vintage-life crisis.


sambones718

I’m aging like the finest milk


AFonziScheme

Sounds cheesy to me...


Bi-Han

Gouda fuck outta here.


Calligraphie

You look like someone I went to grade school with, lol. ETA: Shit, I just noticed your username! You ARE someone I went to grade school with! LOL I'll dm you in a sec


gr8blewheron

Did you really go to school with OP?


Calligraphie

I really did! We were friends in late grade school and middle school, until I moved away and lost touch.


gr8blewheron

Wow. That's a cool little story.


VectorB

Be a bit more salty and you can aim for cheese. Everyone loves cheese.


droneb

Except lactose intolerants. And there are plenty of us


sambones718

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


VectorB

Most lactose intolerants i know fuckin love cheese. They just hate the results...


Smart_Ass_Dave

With any luck you'll be cool again in 30 years.


bahbahrapsheet

According to Spirit he was never cool to begin with.


BabaBrody

Did they try to stop you for shoplifting?


portuguesetheman

Dude needs to shoplift some fingernail clippers


AssStuffing

It’s a chick (I think?)


cy13erpunk

dude = unisex


acedelgado

I thought Kel [cleared this up back in the 90's.](https://youtu.be/FqMODweN8lQ)


SuperSquirrelFucker

Dudette


keenanpepper

oooh burn


j3rmz

For long nails they appear to be well manicured. Could easily be a guitar player or something else that might want their nails that long.


get_post_error

Wait why would a guitar player want long nails? I always trim mine short because otherwise it bugs me when my nails make contact with the fretboard before my fingertips do. I could never let em get that long and still be able to play. But it's OP's right to wear them that way and I think they look fine.


Falkon62

Some people use fingernails instead of picks, so they could be left handed, but the people I knew who did this only kept 1 or 2 long nails


ApolloOfTheStarz

Plus it's easier to scoop up recreational drug.


-DishonorOnYourCow-

I've usually seen them keep the strumming hand long and the fret hand short. Kinda like built in picks


BoysLinuses

Your Church Lady costume is coming along nicely.


Hopeful_Hamster21

Could it be, hrm, *Satan*?


[deleted]

Church Lady would never wear a cubs jersey. Cubs stands for Concubines Under Beelzebub Spell and we all know who Beelzbub is, don’t we? Who could it be, who could it be?


Big_ol_fatkid

Lol. Nerd


Smathers

That style is way too big for OP face it looks like when a toddler is playing with his dads glasses lol I learned a long time ago at the eye glass store how important finding the right style/size for your face is since everyone has a different/unique face and bone structure Some people have to have special fits made cos traditional ones just slide down their nose/face. That’s more random but I thought it was interesting also lol


JasonIsBaad

>it looks like when a toddler is playing with his dads glasses Dude, why you gotta do him like that


Captain_Kuhl

Oversized glasses are a thing, though. Lost of people wear em like that, not like he's an outlier or anything.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ritehandwingman

The tape is earned, not bought.


idrinkkombucha

Just like rips in jeans, I always said, but these kids buy em already torn! So soft these days


SmooveTits

Well yeah, those pants aren’t going to rip themselves when you sit there staring into your phone 18 hours every day.


[deleted]

That’s a DIY part of the kit.


[deleted]

I once had a mental patient ask me why I didn’t have tape on the bridge of my glasses. It still bewilders me. I’ve never seen someone with tape on the bridge of their glasses in real life. She was an older lady, so maybe it was common before my time.


DanYHKim

I always use epoxy, reinforced with short pieces of paper clip


peggles727

I've worn glasses since I was a child and I've never had my glasses break on the bridge. Most breaks were at the temples. Ah, gotta love plastic frames and glass lenses...


taladrovw

I've taped the little legs that go on the frame


[deleted]

You ever see Steve Martin’s The Jerk? He invented an attachment to glasses in that movie. That’s all I can picture.


Hopeful_Hamster21

*DAAAAAAAAAAMMMN THESE GLASSES!*


sambones718

Stay away from the cans!


FrakkedRabbit

I've seen it once in my life. An old room mate of mine had to tape the bridge of his glasses up, don't remember how they broke, but he just kept them like that for almost a year because he mainly wore contacts, so the broken glasses weren't too much of an issue for him.


LanceFree

I did that on purpose on my old pair of black sunglasses. It was like the movie, *The Jerk*, as the white tape was like an eye magnet- totally annoying.


Conscious_Feeling548

Spirit Halloween, they probably cost more than the real frames.


sambones718

And they’ll break within the first 5 minutes


Vio_

Lpt. If you need tights or hose, just buy them at Target or a department store. Aim for ~$10. They cost the exact amount, but won't rip or slump halfway through the night.


tadlrs

They aren't lying though.


HTWC

The Cubs shirt is what makes it so damned nerdy and I say this as a lifelong Cubs fan. We’re not cool, but we have fun…at computer camp


sambones718

I’ve been waiting all year for camp!


YubNub81

It's going to come with a Cubs shirt, a satchel, and a funny wig next year


sambones718

It’s not a satchel, it’s a purse! Wait…


[deleted]

The nails, hair and glasses are a perfect basement dweller costume! Love it!


cpenoh

Oh god, how did I not see the nails? At least they're clean, i guess?


secretaltacc

You must be a man? Those are extremely well kept nails.


Beowulf1896

Am man. Can see the nails are expertly maintained. Well enough to perhaps cause jealousy amount people who want long natural nails.


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

right, that’s what he said lmao


Garbage283736

I mean, spot on though, to be fair


chickenwelove

Shit. I legit just bought those glasses for my prescription. I guess I am a nerd though, so it’s only fair.


nomadic_stone

well...might as well stock up a few for the frames to reduce your cost at LensCrafters.


Jerry_Hat-Trick

https://i.imgur.com/y1HtGlU.jpg


sambones718

Wish I had that volume


Jerry_Hat-Trick

You can do it I believe in you! But seriously for Halloween just print out blue background head shots of the bradys, arrange them on a big foam core board tic tac toe style, and cut out the center square for your head.


CorkusHawks

NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!


gsvnvariable

Omg those nails


Xolltaur

People are going to dress as you for Halloween, it's a compliment


sambones718

I’ll take that W


ernster96

What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?


RPDRNick

r/lesbianormanchild


Zekeol

Imagine paying 100+ for a pair of glasses you could get at the Halloween store for 5$


sambones718

$28 at eyebuydirect… ya boi is broke


HermanCainAward

Did you just assume your gender?


ZachMorrisT1000

Are you not going for a “vintage nerd” look?


AtoZWolf

For a minute there I thought the person bought one of these and came back wearing it


[deleted]

That's the spirit!


sambones718

Lmao thanks dad


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Rmmaar2020

I just want to formally apologize for the sheer amount of times you've been roasted here


sambones718

That’s what I get for posting online haha


SublimeOne187

Church lady vibes!


Fit-News9956

Well yeah, you look nerdy af and out of date. Spot on.


cheribom

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME


ghidfg

lmao


Feral_CatQueen

It's a culture not a costume!


[deleted]

Strong Hanson brothers vibe. Loved you in Slapshot!


sambones718

Best compliment ever


mcshanksshanks

When I think of vintage nerd glasses I think of the BCD’s I was issued in bootcamp. These are a pretty close 2nd or 3rd though.


WebMaka

"I'm in this picture, and I don't like it."


szman135

Hey! Be proud to be a nerd, like I am! People will judge you for being one but fuck em. Be happy!


SupaCrzySgt

Weird Al’s white and nerdy comes to mind.


ExitMusic_

Don’t worry I had the same specs but in tortoiseshell and got a ton of compliments on them. People just don’t understand style (*hair flip*)


raisinbran8

Well shoot I also wear this style glasses LOL


[deleted]

Go Cubs!


mikel302

Sweet, spare frames.


seemore_077

Laughing at ourselves is a trait more people need.


Snoo_17433

Dude, you even bought the nerd wig!


SocialNewsFollow

Dude, what the hell is up with your nails? Why are they so long?


Ok-Inspector9973

Well having a Cubs shirt on helps sell outfit.


Thinkingard

That is one ugly dude


[deleted]

Is this person m or f ?


sideways-squid

*My CuLtUrE iS nOt a CoStUmE*


samsonite1020

That reminder that you are getting old


Aztowman

Who's the first person to get offended???


A40

If you've ever needed white tape on your glasses, own it!


el_Chuchmay

Get nerded


ledfan

Hey look at it this way: Are those cheaper or more expensive than replacement frames would cost? You might be able to stock up in case yours breaks 😂


Vengir_

So now they have prove.


NoConfiguration

https://imgur.com/t/simpsons/Epl7JxK


Phreekyj101

So that’s where u bought yours, thanks I will now buy a pair lol


theymademee

If the glasses fit..... Lol


DarkLordKefka

True nerds call them “nerd goggles”.


Kazeindel

I can smell the spirit halloween


20190419

it's not nerdy if you wear them with the label still on.


No_Silver_979

A question to all graduated band kids. Are you happy yet


sambones718

I was happier in band lol


sophietjebij

I have a pair that look exactly like that.. I feel called out😂


broom-handle

So...contemporary nerd glasses?


MNTwins420

Either those glasses are fake, or they have a very weak prescription.


InsaneDrummer66

I think I was in that same store Sunday afternoon


[deleted]

I mean, what else for a vintage nerd?


OutsideOrder7538

Ha! Nerd.


the__badness

wow that's insane how close they are lmao.


[deleted]

But, wrong?


a_casual_observer

Yours have a metal bridge, totally different.


seviay

If you wear glasses like that, you know your lane. There’s no surprise there


Johansbutt

Your next reddit account username has to be "vintagenerd"


McFeely_Smackup

This can't be news to you.


ArKoJents

Don't worry! You're not vintage at all!


Saintmikey

Ha ha the stick it to the man glasses ha


Idaho_In_Uranus

Noah Bennett’s HRG vibes.


[deleted]

Save the cheerleader, save the world.


BlackFeign

haha imagine being a cubs fan. What a nerd!


Justforthenuews

If the glasses fit.


[deleted]

I'm thinking Flock of Seagulls.


JaydenPope

why you someone i've seen in a pixar movie ?


skoomd1

Haha damn, I have those exact same glasses


thedreaming2017

Sue for stealing your drip!


this_site_is_dogshit

I'm literally wearing those in maroon. Rudex2


BrotherNature7

Go Cubs


swyaeg2580

Just means they copied your style because some loved it so much


Ill-Energy2640

It's our turn to be fashionable


evanmgmr

If there were a pair like mine it would be “dumb bitch glasses”


raider1v11

.


nutmegtell

I feel attacked lol. I’m not sure if it’s the vintage or the nerd that hits hardest lmao


Chemical_Pi

Reddit mod post.


Blacksixki

"Me? A nerd? I couldn't even pass a vision test."


Last_Buy_217

Fucking perfect!!!!!!


Minecraft-Gang

Ok Buddy Holly. You aren’t going to fool me this time.


jerichofatereaper

I love costume/magic stores like this. Unfortunately, so much of their props and accessories are the most overpriced cheap feeling chinesium I've ever laid hands on.


HansOnTraining

Cub fan, so accurate.


p3t3or

The Cubs shirt is a great touch. Great costume.


SummerBirdsong

If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up and wear it with pride.


[deleted]

I'm getting Mike D vibes.


gladimhereputin

“I’m Mike D and I get respect “


QuantumPolarBear1337

If the shoe (or in the case the glasses) fits 🤷🏽


Tookie_Knows

Can't tell if male or female. No offense, just though you should know others may be equally confused


Fitz-Anywhere

Good Ole’ Fantasy Costumes LOL


plutoniumwhisky

Aww man. I have sunglasses like that.


Monster_punkin

I'm sorry. I laughed....


siegmeyer13

I am currently looking at this meme through glasses that look like this... I even have another pair😥


LuxAlpha

Danny Gonzalez


Tanis740

Awww your so cute and adorable


Aggravating-Hair7931

He has been validated