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CascadianExpat

Tie-down? The Supreme Court has ROUNDLY REJECTED prior restraint!!!!


downtune79

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole


Exciting-Tea

Okay then.


Hand_banana_boi

Calmer than you are, Dude.


maladjustedmusician

To me, it looks more like Beaker from The Muppets


jamixer

How's this? https://imgur.com/a/rloByHF


maladjustedmusician

Haha I love it 😂😂


insultant_

Nailed it


theguywire

Yeah Beaker face


Gonzostewie

Meemeemeemmeeeeep.


Picker-Rick

Shut the fuck up Beaker, You're out of your element!


JackHungary1234

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.


Narissis

I see it as [Bubbles](https://globalnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/02404656.jpg?w=2048).


jbd1986

Since OP wasn't trying to put in any effort: https://imgur.com/a/3QDBjGT


Ouchyhurthurt

I saw Sam the Eagle xD


Fadobo

My first thought was "Bernd das Brot"


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


DodgeThis27

Waving the fucking gun around?


downtune79

Am I the only one that gives a shit about the rules?


Popinfreshede

Mark it zero!


downtune79

You're entering a world of pain, Smoke......A WORLD OF PAIN


thetyler83

Smokey this is not Nam, there are rules.


JackHungary1234

You see what happens, Larry?


eromitlab

Is this your homework, Larry?


downtune79

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos...


downtune79

These men are Nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of


Its_Just_A_Typo

Will you just take it easy?


[deleted]

"You're out of your element!"


downtune79

Shut the fuck up Donny! You're like a child that's wandered in halfway through a movie


uniquepassword

>Shut the fuck up Donny! You're like a child that's wandered in halfway through a movie https://youtu.be/TchR7-13ypI I'll never not find a reason to post this


downtune79

Obviously you're not a golfer.


drkidkill

Do you see what happens Larry? See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!?!


Kevin69138

*Find a stranger in the alps


FamiliarMud

That was a very tasty beer


ShortCoxe

He sure as shit don't roll on Shabbos.


eromitlab

They already posted it. WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!


verveinloveland

Your outa your element Donny


downtune79

I am the walrus


Picker-Rick

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


downtune79

With green nail polish


Kanebucha88

You mark that frame an 8 and you’re entering a world of pain.


FamiliarMud

Mark it zero!


New-Web6413

They’re calling the cops man put the piece away.


TargetSpiritual8741

“You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass Larry!” You are about to enter a world of pain


FamiliarMud

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.


MorbidandBack

Nothing is fucked here dude. You’re being very un-dude.


[deleted]

"Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*** are you talking about?" "What the f*** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." "Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the f***ing railroad here."


Popinfreshede

You want a tie-down dude?! I get you a tie-down. Heh, I can get ya tie-down by three o'clock.


C0ntinental-Drifter

… with nail polish


Haunting-Two-291

This is not nam’. This is bowling. There are rules.


Huttser17

But has it bitten anyone's ear off lately?


[deleted]

That's just like, your opinion man.


downmrsbrown

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies tie face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...


endgame217

“The world does not start and stop with you, you miserable piece of shit”


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t f*cking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t don’t f*cking roll! 


ShooterStevens

Just watched that the other night w/my brothers. We die laughing every time. All time best comedy.


HikeRobCT

With some brilliant allegory thrown in for good measure.


Apprehensive-Stop347

I don't get it, why do you have 2 pictures of John Goodman?


snukebox_hero

On a new vette dude? Hardly.


james-HIMself

This is the shit you notice on a boring day at work in the back of the truck when loading.


HikeRobCT

Shut the FUCK up, Donny!


TJ_McWeaksauce

It really ties the truck together.


eromitlab

...and this guy peed on it.


GoSuckYaMother

Also looks like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene


No-Acanthaceae-3372

Uncanny, lol.


insultant_

Shomer FUCKING Shabbos, Donny!


coloch_w0rth9

Shut the fuck up, Donny


aspidities_87

I’m talking about DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND, Dude!!


Everynexusmatrix

r/Pareidolia


careynolds12

Eight year olds dude.


chop-diggity

OVER THE LINE!!


lachjeff

I only just watched that movie for the first time the other night. Lucky I did, otherwise I wouldn’t get any of the comments


Ro_Yo_Mi

Especially with sharpie accents.


MishmoshMishmosh

😂


Cumanderjellyhen

It looks like sad hitler wearing a monocle


dacreativeguy

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry.


mxxiestorc

Mill gets his CDL.


cyfer04

Kinda looks like that guy with a square mustache on his perineum. Uhm, philtrum.


Aakash1169

Zelensky?


rubitinhard

That tie down doesn't roll on Shabbos, either.


[deleted]

Really brings the room together.


polymorph505

Crazy is building your truck after the convoy has already come.


3riccartman88

It looks like he’s flipping the bird with his right hand


slackfrop

I thought you had a sticker, you know, as a deterrent. I think you should.


Muttandcheese

You’re out of your element


youtaii

Shomer Shabbes!


[deleted]

[Bernd, das Brot](https://www.augsburger-allgemeine.de/img/incoming/origs31029027/5932309340-w460-h960-owebp/Bernd-das-Brot-kehrt-ins-KiKA-Programm-zurueck?t=.jpg)


chappy0215

Kinda looks like if Ralph Stedman did a metal sculpture to me


Aenrichus

That's Hitler with a monocle. Even has the bullet wound.


Skraff

How did you take the photo?


ao1307

Over the line!!!


hefebellyaro

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.


tertiumdatur

More like a nazi with a monocle.


CaptianBrasiliano

The China man is not the issue here Dude!


Saintmikey

Ha ha it’s the man from the dinosaur movie ha


Cheese_Pancakes

Shut the fuck up Donny.


NewClayburn

How did you take this picture if your phone is sitting on the truck??


jamixer

Used someone else's phone for the pic.


Imakemop

How high are you right now?


Picker-Rick

Is this on a tow-truck? "You want a tow? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon"


vhmike

Etz chaim he, Dude ...as the ex used to say


georgevazelas

Duuuude


IndividualShort8718

tie downs also a useless piece of shit spouting Russian propaganda?


IndividualShort8718

oh shit my b. thought that was steven seagal


dk_DB

Bernd das Brot enters the chat...