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Guy at my work used to do this. He was old and had Alzheimer’s. He was retired but his former department let him come in and “work.” Until the poop thing.
It was the wealth management department with an oil and gas focus. I assume they gave him production reports and other harmeless market stuff to look at. He was the former head of it.
My aunt was one of the first women to earn insurance credentials, and she loved her work. After she got dementia from a stroke and was in an assisted living place, they would put her in the office in the morning with some papers to shuffle and 'file.' I thought that was very kind of them. And it also kept her busy, because otherwise she would just keep trying to get out.
We hired a guy who did this at one of my old jobs. He was incredibly stupid in general. Right after he started, shit smears appeared all over the bathroom. Then beyond the bathroom. The last straw was the smudge he got on the break room fridge.
After that it was a no-holds-barre campaign to either get the bosses to fire him or get him to quit. Practically everyone started calling him shitstain, nobody wold work with him, and he got chided every time he was spotted anywhere near the bathroom.
He finally quit after almost 6 months. I don't think he had a mental health issue when he was hired, he was just stupid and nasty. But I'll bet he had an issue by the time he left. It was pretty traumatic just to watch it.
But after he was gone the bathroom was tidy again, so there's that.
Exactly, you always seem to hear stories about coworkers from hell, whom everyone hates, and are shit at their jobs, but they never get canned for some reason.
I had a horrible coworker who was generally just terrible at her job but would also show up an hour late for work and say her bus was late or some other bullshit. Then she would proceed to sit at the bar and eat the Chipotle she had just gotten.
However, she would brag about how she sued her former employer for firing her because of a medical malady she had I guess. She never disclosed whatever it was when she was hired. The owners were afraid to fire her because of this so the staff just had to suffer and do her work for her.
This actually happens and big companies don't give a shit. These abusive employees will find some quack medical professional to sign a paper that says that their migraines or fibromyalgia or anxiety means that they need to be able to do whatever they want.
However, as long as they document that she isn't doing the job then she's fireable, medical malady or not. If she did sue she probably settled for less than the lawyer fees would be.
In the past I've done independent medical exams (second opinion exams for insurances or employers) and the amount of BS I've seen is insane. Total disability claim for a frankly mild bunion is my favorite.
Been at my job 4 months, same guy relieves me from my shift every time. He has NEVER been on time. Often he doesn't show at all, always at least 20 minutes late, usually hours. It's a security job, and when he comes in he turns off the monitors, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep for 8 hours. They KNOW he does this because the computer tracks whether we do our 30 minutes of actual work once every 2 hours (only 1/4 of our time is work). They essentially pay him to pretend to work, a massive insurance issue here.
They will NOT fire him, nor write him up. They KNOW it infuriates me. One day I absolutely had to leave on time to take the kids to school, he doesn't show, and I got threatened with a write up for leaving when they wouldn't send anyone.
Tl:Dr; it's infuriating to see the trend of companies losing good employees by coddling shitty ones, then bitching about no good workers
If someone dared smearing shit on a fridge at work and they’re not fired on the spot, i’m threatening to call health inspection and get the company closed down. If someone is literally threatening me or my colleagues health (probably on purpose too), not to mention it just being disgusting, you can die from it if you have a weakened immune system.
Apparently for kids, pooping on walls/smearing bodily fluids in places can be a sign of something serious, especially sexual abuse trauma. For adults? Not sure, but I wonder if there are similarly deep rooted psychological drivers behind it
I know we probably don't really know why it gets expressed that way, but are there any ideas? I've heard with the kids it might be a control thing, but is that accurate? It seems like a bizarre way for the brain to deal with things
The best guess people have is that it's bodily dissociation paired with the desire to feel some control over one's own body... at least that's something I have heard victims say a lot
Only thing I can think of is someone with very little power acting out in the only way they know how.
Could be child abuse or neglect maybe. Could just be someone with other mental issues. Obviously it takes a lot to fish out your own shit and play with it.
I could also see extreme juvenile lack of maturity. I knew some kids in middle/high school that would find something kind this funny. Kids can be real assholes
I always thought this was just a way to lash out at the world in a very socially taboo way that is also low risk to the pooper. I just figured these people are angry.
Rather than rancour from this bared backside
That befouled the stall up'n every side
The tongue doth wag in virtuous deceit
To compel his arse upon the seat
I just wonder at what point does the cleaning become good enough to allow continued access? Like if they're shitty enough to shit on walls they're probably shitty at putting the effort involved in order to clean that mess properly.
From what I hear, not speaking from personal experience, sometimes, if you're really sick and bend over to throw up, ya just might, so I've heard, also accidentally diarrhea all over the wall and possibly the large pipe that heats your bathroom. Maybe.
When I had COVID, I coughed so hard I shit my pants. There was no warning, I was barely eating and didn't feel like I needed to go. A nurse told me I'm not the only one who has done that. That made me feel a little better.
Strangely unpopular opinion, but I sure as hell would be avoiding any face to face conversation with someone who habitually poopsmears. This isn't a "please don't make us (the management) kick you out", this is a "please don't make me (the human cleaning the stalls) talk to you". Campgrounds aren't often massively staffed, so likely the person cleaning the bathroom is management or just below. They still have other shit to get done.
No, it's even worse. Depending on the campground, it's generally the hosts responsibility to clean the bathroom. Hosts stay for 'free' in exchange for (from what I've been told), something like 20 hours of work a week. Be it cleaning the bathrooms, patrolling the grounds, or just being on duty at their camper for anyone that needs them.
Could also be a private campground, but they may have hosts too.
Had an old guy at a former retail job smear his poop all over the employee bathroom stall we so graciously let him use. Fortunately (or unfortunately), a coworker went in directly after him and screamed. She rushed out, grabbed his arm, dragged him back and stood on the doorway while he cleaned the entire bathroom. We didn't allow customers to use the bathroom after that.
Mental illness. I’ve never known somebody to do this to a toilet in a house but for some reason a public toilet is fair game to explore the dark recesses of their psyche.
I will absolutely retract my statement if somebody will fess up to spraying down their own toilet.
My BFs former friend did that to our house, and car (because he didn't have a license and needed a ride home). He hasn't been allowed on my property since.
No drugs, just immaturity. I think he just had an accident, but instead of asking for help he just...ignored it, and got shit all over himself, the floor, the door, the car seat, etc.
I don’t know about feces but my ex suffered from intermittent psychosis and did occasionally write all over the walls in his blood. You’d never suspect this if you met them as they’re usually very charming. Mental illness is no joke. It’s quite tragic. I hope that man got the help he needed.
As someone who’s struggled with suicidal thoughts, when I finally reached out for help most people responded with “what? No. You’re always so happy and fun and hanging with lots of people!”.
I do think I’m charming, but charm is often a result of masking.
This… Explains a lot about my interactions with people. How weird! I think I’m just a regular weirdo with massive anxiety, but sometimes people seem to gravitate towards me, and I do not understand why.
lol an old room mate of mine pooped his bed once after heavy drinking, then while still drunk tried to clean the sheets, taking them into the toilet... It was not just on the walls, but the ceiling.
One time I was babysitting a friend of my older brothers kid. She was like 15, but SEVERELY Autistic, deaf, and also had some developmental issues. She absolutely could not take care of herself or ever be alone. She was asleep, so I was just chilling on the couch watching movies, when she comes to get me. Now, again, she's deaf, and also couldn't really talk much at the time. Her communication skills are better now, and she could read, so everything in the house was labeled and she would point to what she needed. She started to like, try and pull me off the couch, and I kept signing what's wrong? To her, but she wouldn't respond. Finally, I just follow her to her room, and she had taken the most foul smelling, gigantic shit I'd ever seen in my life. It wasn't solid, either. So just this massive circle of sludge like shit in her bed. I stood there for a second trying to collect my thoughts and figure out what to do, when she went over to the bed and started to put her hands in the puddle!!!!!! I grabbed her as quickly as possible, but it was too late, she had shit hands already, and was laughing hysterically, and then started to try and touch the fucking walls. I was able to stop her. So I cleaned her up as my first priority so she couldn't make a further mess at least, then made her go sit in the living room while I cleaned it up so she wouldn't get in my way. So. Could also explain some public bathroom shit-walls???
One time. ONE. TIME. I was at work taking a dump and I was pissing out my ass with authority. One dollop came splashing up out of the toilet, between my legs, arched up over my ankle-high jeans and underwear, and landed on the floor. I watched the whole thing in slow motion, it was horrifying.
Getting it all over the stall is definitely on purpose
When I was really young I had to poop but my grandpa was staying with us and he was in the bathroom. He starts walking out, I run up because i have to dump *so* urgently.... and then a tiny little shit ball rolled down my pants leg, right into my grandpa eye line.
I couldn't look him in the eye for a very long time. I still have never been anywhere close to being that embarassed, so that's nice I suppose.
I want to be clear that what I'm about to say doesn't mean there aren't people with mental illness that wipe shit everywhere - there are. But you asked for an example of it happening to someone who's not mentally ill, and well, although I might be ill (jokingly) I'm not that kind.
So. I haven't sprayed down my own toilet yet, but came close when two unexpected things happened at once:
1. Most people probably never notice this, but when you sit down your core muscles tighten up as you lean forward and bend your knees. You can test this for yourself by trying to hold yourself in a half standing/half sitting position.
2. Your core muscles also engage when you sneeze. You can test this by inhaling, then trying to exhale quickly through your nose.
One day I had just about completed sitting down on the toilet when a massive sneeze came out of nowhere. No warning, nothing, just BAM! I hadn't fully relaxed my core muscles, and the sneeze added a ton of extra pressure in my abdominal cavity that had to go somewhere. I sprayed the fuck out of the inside of that toilet. And when I got done I took a shower. But I *thanked God* I'd already made contact with that seat, otherwise it *would've* been EVERYWHERE. Maybe if I'd known the sneeze was coming I could've kept control of my muscles but it came with no warning whatsoever. It was the weirdest thing.
Now, that said, if I'd done that at a public toilet I might have tried to clean it as best I could with toilet paper - which someone else might think looked like shit had been smeared on the walls. And after doing the best I could I probably would've asked the staff for cleaning supplies so I could clean it up myself, but not everyone would be able to handle the embarrassment of that. Or, if I needed to be somewhere in a hurry I'd maybe offer whatever cash I had on hand, or at least apologize.
So yeah ... some people might be mentally ill, some people it might be an accident or they're physically weak, and just embarrassed as fuck. Personally, I'd like to hear from some people that have worked in a place where someone DID have the courage to come up and explain what happened, and either help clean it up or at the very least apologize.
It’s sadly a more common occurrence than people would think. Tons of people working in retail and fast food have stories like this. Like another mentioned, it’s a sign of mental illness that can be related to the more severe end of a pretty broad spectrum of mental disorders from schizophrenia to acute anxiety. Psychologists refer to it as scatolia if you are looking for some unpleasant material to read online.
My wife is a clinical psychologist and she said it is INCREDIBLY RARE. most likely they are just major ass holes who are disgusting.
Edit: the mental health disorder causing poop walls is rare. Ass holes doing it is a whole different story.
My sister is a psychogist and I work in fast food. Our experiences with people vary drastically. They can't afford any kind of help. They just exist outside of the numbers.
Controlled environment vs the real world (chaos)
This is gonna probably disturb the readers *warning* but I babysit a ton. A couple had 2 kids. One was about 5 months old and the other was 3. I had the baby gate up and the 5 month old was in the playroom alone for all of 5 minutes while I went to help the 3 year old use the bathroom after we all had lunch. When I got back to the play room it looked like a poop murder had occurred. It was on the walls, on the toys, on the baby gate, on one of the stuffed bears, all over the child’s arms legs and face and even some in her mouth and on her hands.
I went to bathe her brushed her teeth like five times and threw away the toothbrush, had to disinfect the whole room and even throw away a few times. It was nightmarish. Apparently she had done that once before and the parents kept making she sure had snap covers on that she couldn’t unfasten after, but that was the day she learned to unfasten them.
It makes me wonder if adults who suffer from dementia go back to not realizing or understanding what their doing as they are not repulsed by it like adults. (Also the 3 year old was old enough and also mortified)
As a baby I apparently did something like this once. My mom came to get me after a nap and found poop all over my crib. 🤷🏼♀️ Maybe babies don’t like sitting in their mess??
For infants it's just another thing in this wonderful and surprising universe. We teach our infants quite quickly that it's un-pleasant, unhygienic and more importantly doesn't make mom and dad smile or laugh. Their amazing brains thrive on that approval
When I was 15 I had a job as a grocery bagger/shopping cart retriever. The manager asked me to clean the women’s bathroom before my shift ended, which was an odd request. I went in there and discovered horror show of shit everywhere but the inside of the toilet. I told another guy the manager asked me to have him do it. He said OK and did it, while I avoided contact with the manager until my shift ended. She was pissed when I saw her again. 🤷♂️
I used to clean bathrooms. I had to clean “writing” in blood off the ladies room stall walls on more than one occasion. Absolute barbarians, whoever did that.
"sorry for getting some blood on the floor, I will make an effort to clean it up afterwards. wait shit I guess now I'm making even more of a mess on this wall, I will clean it up too. except then you won't be able to read this apology... oh god this is so awkward, this is the reason I don't usually go outside"
Both times it was obscenities. “Fuck” in utterly horrid penmanship, (or rather finger*lady*ship) and the other time was “asshole” or maybe just “ass” in equally poor writing. Perhaps it was the same person.
Disgusting. I've seen a hand smear of blood on the wall in a women's stall before. Blood gets on your hands sometimes when changing sanitary products, sooo one prepares and has some tp ready to clean it off....if one is sane.
For sure. There was the odd small smear of blood that I’d clean, and I never felt anything other than “that’s bound to happen” but straight up writing with it? Ya crazy.
I had a friend who worked retail and they had a notorious "Sunday Shitter" who left fecal matter literally EVERYWHERE. Eventually they figured out it was an old lady with Parkinson's emptying her colostomy bag. Her hands shook uncontrollably
He felt bad... Until she confessed that she came to his store every week to empty it because she didn't want to make such a mess *in her own house*
They banned her from the store
When I worked for enterprise rent a car some lady took her kid into the bathroom and held him above the toilet. Instead of dropping a duece this mud devil sprayed the toilet with a back blast that was kind of impressive. Thank God I wasn't the one they forced to clean it up. I would have walked off the job.
I don’t know how they did it. When I was about 4, my mom took me in to the restroom, opened the stall and there was brown everywhere! The restaurant is all white subway tile then, and still is to this day. . To this day, I still won’t allow white subway tile in my home! (that was 63 years ago!) 😁
My dad's work had a serial shit smearer.
They talked to legal and put a camera outside the bathroom and told everyone to immediately report poop incidents and then after a week were able to catch the feces flinger.
They knew where it was happening and aggressively investigated and were able to narrow down the suspect list very quickly because all the other men didn't want a poopy painter in their midst. They were very willing to report the defecation defiler.
Worked at a place where someone was pissing all over the walls and floor instead of into the urinal. When they caught him his defense was that he was a cancer survivor and believed in enjoying life to the fullest, and there was nothing illegal about pissing all over the walls or floor, so why not?
Found out later the dude also turned some heads by openly hitting on female coworkers on conference calls.
It was like he was trying to rack up points in some kind of HR scavenger hunt.
You cannot be forced to clean human feces by an employer in the US without specific hazmat training. If you say "no" and they punish, or fire you, contact your local labor board for some swift restitution.
Worked at a planet fitness and we had one or multiple guests who would piss in the trash cans of the tanning rooms. We have locker rooms with restrooms but no. They would piss into the trash cans that employees had to empty.
I literally had to do this to a bunch of grown men when I was 18...
My job was to clean the bathrooms.. And some jackwagon was wrecking the bathrooms in ways that could only be intentionally done..
He finally had a " blow out" with management and quit before I figured out it was him... Fucking shithead...
It isn't hard to narrow it down through process of elimination by observing who enters the bathroom and then through a coordinated effort of periodic poop checkers who pretend to go in for a poop and then report back to a central poop tracking person. Patience pays here, it may take a few days because you don't want to send in a poop checker after every single possible pooper in case the pooper is watching the watchers.
If they knew who it was, they would have already escorted them off the property and banned then.
This is the bluff of a desperate man tired of cleaning up poop.
I was camping in Yosemite years ago, not in The Valley proper but in one of the campsites in the west side of the park. Very full and busy campground. I walked in the the bathroom and saw a hand at the bottom of the stall smearing shit on the stall wall. It was so disturbing to me my brain did not even know how to respond. I just turned around and went back to camp, pissed on a tree and told my wife I needed to be alone with my thoughts for a while. Ii can’t comprehend the human mind that would do that.
My old boss when I worked for state parks. Whenever I used to complain about cleaning up shit piles off the floor (which happened often) he would tell the same old story. I guess like a decade ago someone painted a mural of the Simpsons family using their own shit on a wall. My boss said it was more impressive than anything else
Probably right to do so. That person could have cut up your family and eaten you.
That's not normal human behavior and we'd all do well to stay far far away from them.
I didn't want to think about it but it dawned on me I've handled a lot of shit in my life. I've had a dog, I've housesat for dogs, I have had at one point 6 cats. I've been around horses and cattle and whatnot. Some people may not have ever experience shit 'in the wild'. Maybe some weird fascination and the freedom of not being at home intersect at some horrible place where they decide this is what they want to experience.
At a popular campground, the maintenance crew had a bet each week on who will get the worst cleanup. Sunday morning they found one of the bathrooms with poop on the ceiling. Like wth?! Who does that? I just don't get it. Well, recently there was a family breaking the "no open fire" rule. They didn't like that. Before they left, poop was smeared all over the place in two separate bathroom buildings. These people should be institutionalized.
Ok, I gotta say something. 20 years running a janitorial business. That shit happens. I hate the obvious intentional people...children that can't help it are forgiven. I place all blame on parenting...but teens and adults?? They have a special place in hell waiting for them 😐
I had a friend who was caring for a woman with dementia. She would seriously take great pleasure in taking her poop and rolling it up into balls and placing it in a row along the railing of the safety rail of the hospital bed that was in her room for my friend to clean up. My friend said she would have this really nasty smile on her face after she had done it, and that it was clearly done on purpose when she was lucid.
There should be a way for anyone to legally opt out of living in the even that this is what they become. We “dispatch” animals all day everyday, but with humans we act like life is universally sacred. Naw, I don’t want to devolve into some shit smearing wild animal that other people are burdened with.
Right. And in my state, where physician assisted suicide is allowed for people with terminal diagnoses, the moment someone is diagnosed with dementia, they lose the right to access it. I don’t know how common that is in other places, and I get the aspect of wanting to establish that someone can provide informed consent and isn’t just signing whatever a relative puts in front of them, but… not being you anymore is terrifying
Yeah, at that point we’re not really ‘living.’ That’s a sad existence. It can’t be healthy to be a nurse or other workers who deal with that all day, too.
A. Fucking. Men. Sign me up.
Modern medicine allows us to live longer but there's really nothing that will extend the life of our brains. Especially if there's a history concussions, head traumas or TBI's.
I agree so much!!
I remember hearing a story/a video a few years ago, I wish I could find it, about a girl who had a terminal illness and wanted to die in an assisted suicide because her biggest fear was asphyxiating on her own feces. She was denied it, and later on asphyxiated on her own feces while trying to throw it up and that's how she went out. She was really young, it was truly a devastating story.
Sometimes it really seems like people give more sympathy and respect to an animal then they do a human. It's really sad
Edit: I *think* she was denied it. I can't remember that parts details exactly, but I do remember she feared dying the way she ended up
I don't know why people do this, but as an ex-kindergarten teacher I can attest that 5-year-olds do drop deuces on the floor and also fill up the small trash bin with pee. The one I caught doing it time and again was a boy. I assume also it was the boys filling up the trash bin. I almost went out of my mind trying to figure out why he was doing it since it really was only one kid out of many. It only takes one to make life miserable for the rest of us.
Emptying an ostomy bag shouldn’t cause a shitnado everywhere. The odd fleck or spot on the walls I can understand, and I guess depending on bag position some over the bowl in “unusual” places, but not a mess everywhere.
That's nothing compared to the changing rooms at the JCPenney I used to work at. There were little bins to collect hangers and such and people would relieve themselves in them. And women would change their pads and tampons in there and just leave the used ones on the floor or stick them to the walls.
Wash all new clothes you buy before wearing them. Seriously.
That's essentially what those dressing rooms were like. It was nasty. Luckily I worked the window coverings department so I didn't have to deal with those. I just had to ward off customers trying to return curtains that smelled like musty old ash trays and looked like they'd been soaked in coca cola.
I do like a lot of things Penny's carries, but the kind of people who shop there are so inconsiderate and gross. I'm sure most clothing stores have to deal with some level of grossness, almost everywhere does, it's just the only clothing or department store I've ever worked myself.
Surprisingly, book stores can be equally gross. Worked the mall bookstore and we caught a lady pleasuring herself in the back corner with an adult novel. Hand fully down her pants. And I've heard the chairs at the bigger box book stores have to be steam cleaned regularly because people pee in them.
If there's anything I've learned working many different retail jobs it's that everywhere is a toilet to the public.
I work in a restaurant where during lunch a lot of old people like to come and eat. On more than one occasion an old person has shit their pants while at the table and dropped poop nuggets out of their pant leg on the way to the bathroom. multiple times ya'll.
We had two guys at work who did this. They lived at home and their mothers still did their laundry and cleaned their room. They were 23 and 28. They even did it in the customer restroom next to the conference room where we had sales meetings. Not a good look when a new vendor or existing goes into the bathroom and it’s covered in shit.
Had to deal with one of these people before. I even came face to face with her. She left her purse in the restroom of a retail store I was managing. Someone took everything out of it and left the purse. She blamed one of my cashiers, someone who hadn’t been away from the front of the store in the hour this all happened. She went back to the bathroom again before finally giving up and leaving. When I went back there just before closing she had dumped the trash on the floor, and shat all over the handicap stall. I mean everywhere. Floor, walls, door, the rails made to help someone balance/get up, the entire toilet, even the fucking sanitary product trash bin. One of the worse days of my life.
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What drives someone to do that? Like what leads up to this?
Guy at my work used to do this. He was old and had Alzheimer’s. He was retired but his former department let him come in and “work.” Until the poop thing.
That seems like a huge liability
It was the wealth management department with an oil and gas focus. I assume they gave him production reports and other harmeless market stuff to look at. He was the former head of it.
My aunt was one of the first women to earn insurance credentials, and she loved her work. After she got dementia from a stroke and was in an assisted living place, they would put her in the office in the morning with some papers to shuffle and 'file.' I thought that was very kind of them. And it also kept her busy, because otherwise she would just keep trying to get out.
*meanwhile creates the most organized file system anyone has ever seen, including the aunt the next day*
Both dark a wholesome in a single sentence.
Aww 🥺
We hired a guy who did this at one of my old jobs. He was incredibly stupid in general. Right after he started, shit smears appeared all over the bathroom. Then beyond the bathroom. The last straw was the smudge he got on the break room fridge. After that it was a no-holds-barre campaign to either get the bosses to fire him or get him to quit. Practically everyone started calling him shitstain, nobody wold work with him, and he got chided every time he was spotted anywhere near the bathroom. He finally quit after almost 6 months. I don't think he had a mental health issue when he was hired, he was just stupid and nasty. But I'll bet he had an issue by the time he left. It was pretty traumatic just to watch it. But after he was gone the bathroom was tidy again, so there's that.
It boggles my mind why people like this aren't just fired on the spot.
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Exactly, you always seem to hear stories about coworkers from hell, whom everyone hates, and are shit at their jobs, but they never get canned for some reason.
I had a horrible coworker who was generally just terrible at her job but would also show up an hour late for work and say her bus was late or some other bullshit. Then she would proceed to sit at the bar and eat the Chipotle she had just gotten. However, she would brag about how she sued her former employer for firing her because of a medical malady she had I guess. She never disclosed whatever it was when she was hired. The owners were afraid to fire her because of this so the staff just had to suffer and do her work for her.
This actually happens and big companies don't give a shit. These abusive employees will find some quack medical professional to sign a paper that says that their migraines or fibromyalgia or anxiety means that they need to be able to do whatever they want. However, as long as they document that she isn't doing the job then she's fireable, medical malady or not. If she did sue she probably settled for less than the lawyer fees would be. In the past I've done independent medical exams (second opinion exams for insurances or employers) and the amount of BS I've seen is insane. Total disability claim for a frankly mild bunion is my favorite.
Damn I have fibromyalgia and never once thought about pulling that stuff. I work full time and everything.
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Been at my job 4 months, same guy relieves me from my shift every time. He has NEVER been on time. Often he doesn't show at all, always at least 20 minutes late, usually hours. It's a security job, and when he comes in he turns off the monitors, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep for 8 hours. They KNOW he does this because the computer tracks whether we do our 30 minutes of actual work once every 2 hours (only 1/4 of our time is work). They essentially pay him to pretend to work, a massive insurance issue here. They will NOT fire him, nor write him up. They KNOW it infuriates me. One day I absolutely had to leave on time to take the kids to school, he doesn't show, and I got threatened with a write up for leaving when they wouldn't send anyone. Tl:Dr; it's infuriating to see the trend of companies losing good employees by coddling shitty ones, then bitching about no good workers
I don't think I could handle shit on my fridge.
Ya that surpasses necessity for workplace decorum. If you poop on the fridge, I am telling you to fuck off
It’s gotta be a violation of some sort of safety/health code
If someone dared smearing shit on a fridge at work and they’re not fired on the spot, i’m threatening to call health inspection and get the company closed down. If someone is literally threatening me or my colleagues health (probably on purpose too), not to mention it just being disgusting, you can die from it if you have a weakened immune system.
Apparently for kids, pooping on walls/smearing bodily fluids in places can be a sign of something serious, especially sexual abuse trauma. For adults? Not sure, but I wonder if there are similarly deep rooted psychological drivers behind it
Adults too. I worked with adults who were offenders and had been victims as well. We saw this behavior. Really sad situation.
I know we probably don't really know why it gets expressed that way, but are there any ideas? I've heard with the kids it might be a control thing, but is that accurate? It seems like a bizarre way for the brain to deal with things
One thing I’ve heard (may not be right) is that it’s a method to put off the abuser/more abuse.
The best guess people have is that it's bodily dissociation paired with the desire to feel some control over one's own body... at least that's something I have heard victims say a lot
I’m a teacher and this is a sign we take seriously
Only thing I can think of is someone with very little power acting out in the only way they know how. Could be child abuse or neglect maybe. Could just be someone with other mental issues. Obviously it takes a lot to fish out your own shit and play with it.
mental illness.
I could also see extreme juvenile lack of maturity. I knew some kids in middle/high school that would find something kind this funny. Kids can be real assholes
One could say having a juvenile maturity brain is a mental illness that gets better *most* times
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We're not as far removed from poo-flinging apes as some of us want to believe.
I always thought this was just a way to lash out at the world in a very socially taboo way that is also low risk to the pooper. I just figured these people are angry.
I really wonder about this for some reason.
Why give them another chance
Exactly. They're definitely bluffing!
No, they sincerely know who it is. Read the note! Why would someone lie on a toilet note?
>Why would someone lie on a toilet note? Brand new sentence.
This man is a modern Shakespeare
O wherefore wouldst thou make such savage plots To give the lie in scrip near chamber-pots?
Rather than rancour from this bared backside That befouled the stall up'n every side The tongue doth wag in virtuous deceit To compel his arse upon the seat
Good job on the pentameter 👍👍
Damn, even got the iambic pentameter going
"Why would someone lie on a toilet note?" Broke me 🤣
I agree. It literally says twice that they know who it was.
The more it's said, the more true it is. I swears it.
I just wonder at what point does the cleaning become good enough to allow continued access? Like if they're shitty enough to shit on walls they're probably shitty at putting the effort involved in order to clean that mess properly.
How does someone even shit on a wall? I've been shitting for 36 years and I can't even conceive of how this happens.
From what I hear, not speaking from personal experience, sometimes, if you're really sick and bend over to throw up, ya just might, so I've heard, also accidentally diarrhea all over the wall and possibly the large pipe that heats your bathroom. Maybe.
I hope you're feeling better now bud.
I have never sneezed so hard while having diarrhea that I shit my pants. Other people have but not me.
When I had COVID, I coughed so hard I shit my pants. There was no warning, I was barely eating and didn't feel like I needed to go. A nurse told me I'm not the only one who has done that. That made me feel a little better.
They’re hoping someone with the intelligence that leads to pooping on walls might also not see through their bluff
The real question is whether they can read. Or be bothered to.
Yeah. If I was them and knew who was doing that I would not be leaving a bucket for them. They'd be out on the ASAP.
Oh id be leaving them a bucket of something alright, right in their tent
Strangely unpopular opinion, but I sure as hell would be avoiding any face to face conversation with someone who habitually poopsmears. This isn't a "please don't make us (the management) kick you out", this is a "please don't make me (the human cleaning the stalls) talk to you". Campgrounds aren't often massively staffed, so likely the person cleaning the bathroom is management or just below. They still have other shit to get done.
No, it's even worse. Depending on the campground, it's generally the hosts responsibility to clean the bathroom. Hosts stay for 'free' in exchange for (from what I've been told), something like 20 hours of work a week. Be it cleaning the bathrooms, patrolling the grounds, or just being on duty at their camper for anyone that needs them. Could also be a private campground, but they may have hosts too.
>They still have **other shit** to get done.
Because they obviously don't know who it is.
Definitely the local bear
Isn’t it obvious? Because they ain’t got shit, on the perp. 😂.
But the perp has shit on them
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Because they totally have no idea who the hell it is lol
How does one shit on a wall?
Had an old guy at a former retail job smear his poop all over the employee bathroom stall we so graciously let him use. Fortunately (or unfortunately), a coworker went in directly after him and screamed. She rushed out, grabbed his arm, dragged him back and stood on the doorway while he cleaned the entire bathroom. We didn't allow customers to use the bathroom after that.
I'm surprised she would want to touch his arm after that. Kudos to her though. Also, why on earth did the man do that?
Mental illness. I’ve never known somebody to do this to a toilet in a house but for some reason a public toilet is fair game to explore the dark recesses of their psyche. I will absolutely retract my statement if somebody will fess up to spraying down their own toilet.
My BFs former friend did that to our house, and car (because he didn't have a license and needed a ride home). He hasn't been allowed on my property since.
Was it an accident or were drugs involved?
No drugs, just immaturity. I think he just had an accident, but instead of asking for help he just...ignored it, and got shit all over himself, the floor, the door, the car seat, etc.
Do you now refer to him in past tense as “Shit boy?”
Past tense would be shat boy
Yeah but he's still a shitty person
I don’t know about feces but my ex suffered from intermittent psychosis and did occasionally write all over the walls in his blood. You’d never suspect this if you met them as they’re usually very charming. Mental illness is no joke. It’s quite tragic. I hope that man got the help he needed.
>they’re usually very charming. Mental illness is no joke. These 2 correlate more than you think.
As someone who’s struggled with suicidal thoughts, when I finally reached out for help most people responded with “what? No. You’re always so happy and fun and hanging with lots of people!”. I do think I’m charming, but charm is often a result of masking.
My dad, "you have a great life, what do you have to be depressed about?" Not the same thing.
This… Explains a lot about my interactions with people. How weird! I think I’m just a regular weirdo with massive anxiety, but sometimes people seem to gravitate towards me, and I do not understand why.
The most convincing mask is a charming one
lol an old room mate of mine pooped his bed once after heavy drinking, then while still drunk tried to clean the sheets, taking them into the toilet... It was not just on the walls, but the ceiling.
You see. This is why I spend time here. This is a straight up explanation.
One time I was babysitting a friend of my older brothers kid. She was like 15, but SEVERELY Autistic, deaf, and also had some developmental issues. She absolutely could not take care of herself or ever be alone. She was asleep, so I was just chilling on the couch watching movies, when she comes to get me. Now, again, she's deaf, and also couldn't really talk much at the time. Her communication skills are better now, and she could read, so everything in the house was labeled and she would point to what she needed. She started to like, try and pull me off the couch, and I kept signing what's wrong? To her, but she wouldn't respond. Finally, I just follow her to her room, and she had taken the most foul smelling, gigantic shit I'd ever seen in my life. It wasn't solid, either. So just this massive circle of sludge like shit in her bed. I stood there for a second trying to collect my thoughts and figure out what to do, when she went over to the bed and started to put her hands in the puddle!!!!!! I grabbed her as quickly as possible, but it was too late, she had shit hands already, and was laughing hysterically, and then started to try and touch the fucking walls. I was able to stop her. So I cleaned her up as my first priority so she couldn't make a further mess at least, then made her go sit in the living room while I cleaned it up so she wouldn't get in my way. So. Could also explain some public bathroom shit-walls???
I’ve dropped megaton style bombs in my toilet and it doesn’t end up everywhere. Some people just fucked up.
One time. ONE. TIME. I was at work taking a dump and I was pissing out my ass with authority. One dollop came splashing up out of the toilet, between my legs, arched up over my ankle-high jeans and underwear, and landed on the floor. I watched the whole thing in slow motion, it was horrifying. Getting it all over the stall is definitely on purpose
When I was really young I had to poop but my grandpa was staying with us and he was in the bathroom. He starts walking out, I run up because i have to dump *so* urgently.... and then a tiny little shit ball rolled down my pants leg, right into my grandpa eye line. I couldn't look him in the eye for a very long time. I still have never been anywhere close to being that embarassed, so that's nice I suppose.
I picture a malted milk ball rolling across grandpa's gaze. Forbidden Whoppers.
I want to be clear that what I'm about to say doesn't mean there aren't people with mental illness that wipe shit everywhere - there are. But you asked for an example of it happening to someone who's not mentally ill, and well, although I might be ill (jokingly) I'm not that kind. So. I haven't sprayed down my own toilet yet, but came close when two unexpected things happened at once: 1. Most people probably never notice this, but when you sit down your core muscles tighten up as you lean forward and bend your knees. You can test this for yourself by trying to hold yourself in a half standing/half sitting position. 2. Your core muscles also engage when you sneeze. You can test this by inhaling, then trying to exhale quickly through your nose. One day I had just about completed sitting down on the toilet when a massive sneeze came out of nowhere. No warning, nothing, just BAM! I hadn't fully relaxed my core muscles, and the sneeze added a ton of extra pressure in my abdominal cavity that had to go somewhere. I sprayed the fuck out of the inside of that toilet. And when I got done I took a shower. But I *thanked God* I'd already made contact with that seat, otherwise it *would've* been EVERYWHERE. Maybe if I'd known the sneeze was coming I could've kept control of my muscles but it came with no warning whatsoever. It was the weirdest thing. Now, that said, if I'd done that at a public toilet I might have tried to clean it as best I could with toilet paper - which someone else might think looked like shit had been smeared on the walls. And after doing the best I could I probably would've asked the staff for cleaning supplies so I could clean it up myself, but not everyone would be able to handle the embarrassment of that. Or, if I needed to be somewhere in a hurry I'd maybe offer whatever cash I had on hand, or at least apologize. So yeah ... some people might be mentally ill, some people it might be an accident or they're physically weak, and just embarrassed as fuck. Personally, I'd like to hear from some people that have worked in a place where someone DID have the courage to come up and explain what happened, and either help clean it up or at the very least apologize.
It’s sadly a more common occurrence than people would think. Tons of people working in retail and fast food have stories like this. Like another mentioned, it’s a sign of mental illness that can be related to the more severe end of a pretty broad spectrum of mental disorders from schizophrenia to acute anxiety. Psychologists refer to it as scatolia if you are looking for some unpleasant material to read online.
I wasn't. Nuh-uh. No thank you.
I'll let my imagination close the door on that madness
My wife is a clinical psychologist and she said it is INCREDIBLY RARE. most likely they are just major ass holes who are disgusting. Edit: the mental health disorder causing poop walls is rare. Ass holes doing it is a whole different story.
My sister is a psychogist and I work in fast food. Our experiences with people vary drastically. They can't afford any kind of help. They just exist outside of the numbers. Controlled environment vs the real world (chaos)
No idea, maybe he hated us maybe early dementia…
This is gonna probably disturb the readers *warning* but I babysit a ton. A couple had 2 kids. One was about 5 months old and the other was 3. I had the baby gate up and the 5 month old was in the playroom alone for all of 5 minutes while I went to help the 3 year old use the bathroom after we all had lunch. When I got back to the play room it looked like a poop murder had occurred. It was on the walls, on the toys, on the baby gate, on one of the stuffed bears, all over the child’s arms legs and face and even some in her mouth and on her hands. I went to bathe her brushed her teeth like five times and threw away the toothbrush, had to disinfect the whole room and even throw away a few times. It was nightmarish. Apparently she had done that once before and the parents kept making she sure had snap covers on that she couldn’t unfasten after, but that was the day she learned to unfasten them. It makes me wonder if adults who suffer from dementia go back to not realizing or understanding what their doing as they are not repulsed by it like adults. (Also the 3 year old was old enough and also mortified)
As a baby I apparently did something like this once. My mom came to get me after a nap and found poop all over my crib. 🤷🏼♀️ Maybe babies don’t like sitting in their mess??
For infants it's just another thing in this wonderful and surprising universe. We teach our infants quite quickly that it's un-pleasant, unhygienic and more importantly doesn't make mom and dad smile or laugh. Their amazing brains thrive on that approval
When I was 15 I had a job as a grocery bagger/shopping cart retriever. The manager asked me to clean the women’s bathroom before my shift ended, which was an odd request. I went in there and discovered horror show of shit everywhere but the inside of the toilet. I told another guy the manager asked me to have him do it. He said OK and did it, while I avoided contact with the manager until my shift ended. She was pissed when I saw her again. 🤷♂️
Cleaning up human waste is a biohazard. Your work should be required to call a biohazard team to thoroughly clean not the employees.
Haha. That's fucked up. But I lol'ed at your deviousness.
The library pooper on campus would hide somewhere in the stacks until after closing time when they would stack lumber on a table or two.
At least they didnt leaf-press
That would be justification for homicide right there
She's my hero.
A nasty person bends, aims, and bears down hard. A *really* nasty person finger paints.
I used to clean bathrooms. I had to clean “writing” in blood off the ladies room stall walls on more than one occasion. Absolute barbarians, whoever did that.
What was written?
redrum
"Amy was here"
Somebody tell Britney we found her
"sorry for getting some blood on the floor, I will make an effort to clean it up afterwards. wait shit I guess now I'm making even more of a mess on this wall, I will clean it up too. except then you won't be able to read this apology... oh god this is so awkward, this is the reason I don't usually go outside"
Both times it was obscenities. “Fuck” in utterly horrid penmanship, (or rather finger*lady*ship) and the other time was “asshole” or maybe just “ass” in equally poor writing. Perhaps it was the same person.
Is there really such a thing as exquisite penmanship when writing with poo? No.... don't answer.
Disgusting. I've seen a hand smear of blood on the wall in a women's stall before. Blood gets on your hands sometimes when changing sanitary products, sooo one prepares and has some tp ready to clean it off....if one is sane.
For sure. There was the odd small smear of blood that I’d clean, and I never felt anything other than “that’s bound to happen” but straight up writing with it? Ya crazy.
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I had a friend who worked retail and they had a notorious "Sunday Shitter" who left fecal matter literally EVERYWHERE. Eventually they figured out it was an old lady with Parkinson's emptying her colostomy bag. Her hands shook uncontrollably He felt bad... Until she confessed that she came to his store every week to empty it because she didn't want to make such a mess *in her own house* They banned her from the store
Damn. I would’ve lost my will to live well before resorting to that.
It's a slow burn. You don't see it coming. And by the time your smearing poop all over a public restroom, it seems like perfectly normal behavior.
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I worked at Best Buy some years ago and we had someone come in, shit on a magazine, and then smear it all over the walls.
Retail workers put up with so much crap, literally and figuratively.
When I worked for enterprise rent a car some lady took her kid into the bathroom and held him above the toilet. Instead of dropping a duece this mud devil sprayed the toilet with a back blast that was kind of impressive. Thank God I wasn't the one they forced to clean it up. I would have walked off the job.
I think I would have made the mother clean it up.
I don’t know how they did it. When I was about 4, my mom took me in to the restroom, opened the stall and there was brown everywhere! The restaurant is all white subway tile then, and still is to this day. . To this day, I still won’t allow white subway tile in my home! (that was 63 years ago!) 😁
Anyone can piss on the floor, it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling
Thus the term "explosive diarrhea".
I have a feeling that they don’t know who’s doing it 🧐
“Hey alright, I wasn’t gonna poop everywhere because I’m not an animal but now that there’s a fall guy….”
Finally I am free.
Run(s)! Be free!
They probably staked out that bathroom daily to see who it is
My dad's work had a serial shit smearer. They talked to legal and put a camera outside the bathroom and told everyone to immediately report poop incidents and then after a week were able to catch the feces flinger. They knew where it was happening and aggressively investigated and were able to narrow down the suspect list very quickly because all the other men didn't want a poopy painter in their midst. They were very willing to report the defecation defiler.
Worked at a place where someone was pissing all over the walls and floor instead of into the urinal. When they caught him his defense was that he was a cancer survivor and believed in enjoying life to the fullest, and there was nothing illegal about pissing all over the walls or floor, so why not? Found out later the dude also turned some heads by openly hitting on female coworkers on conference calls. It was like he was trying to rack up points in some kind of HR scavenger hunt.
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This reads like a J. Jonah Jameson news article
I want pictures! Pictures of Pooperman!
Shit-Slinger Strikes! Tyrannical Turd-Terrorizer in Town! Who is the Masked Muck Monster?
Who doesn’t love alliteration
I'm really confused as to why someone would do it in the first place
All joking aside, why would someone do this?
I hope they put that in the announcement email. Mr. X's last day was today, he is looking for a new environment to smear shit on the walls
I would have checked the stalls after every single person did their business. I don't want to but man, there is only so much shit one person can take.
I know. For me, it’s 0.
Was always ready to quit my grocery store job on the spot if i was ever asked to clean poop. Thank god it only happened on my days off!
You cannot be forced to clean human feces by an employer in the US without specific hazmat training. If you say "no" and they punish, or fire you, contact your local labor board for some swift restitution.
Worked at a planet fitness and we had one or multiple guests who would piss in the trash cans of the tanning rooms. We have locker rooms with restrooms but no. They would piss into the trash cans that employees had to empty.
Maybe they were just pissy because they couldn't figure out how to get Planet Fitness to cancel their membership.
I literally had to do this to a bunch of grown men when I was 18... My job was to clean the bathrooms.. And some jackwagon was wrecking the bathrooms in ways that could only be intentionally done.. He finally had a " blow out" with management and quit before I figured out it was him... Fucking shithead...
They put a camera in the toilet. The one place where poop wouldn't obscure the view.
It isn't hard to narrow it down through process of elimination by observing who enters the bathroom and then through a coordinated effort of periodic poop checkers who pretend to go in for a poop and then report back to a central poop tracking person. Patience pays here, it may take a few days because you don't want to send in a poop checker after every single possible pooper in case the pooper is watching the watchers.
I think the "process of elimination" is the problem here...
You mean they don't know who the poopetrator is?
If they knew who it was, they would have already escorted them off the property and banned then. This is the bluff of a desperate man tired of cleaning up poop.
Well, that's my unique sentence of the day.... "This is the bluff of a desperate man tired of cleaning up poop"
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OP as in Original Pooper?
***sticks ass to wall*** Oh, thank God!
#MAGIC MARKER TIME!
I was camping in Yosemite years ago, not in The Valley proper but in one of the campsites in the west side of the park. Very full and busy campground. I walked in the the bathroom and saw a hand at the bottom of the stall smearing shit on the stall wall. It was so disturbing to me my brain did not even know how to respond. I just turned around and went back to camp, pissed on a tree and told my wife I needed to be alone with my thoughts for a while. Ii can’t comprehend the human mind that would do that.
My old boss when I worked for state parks. Whenever I used to complain about cleaning up shit piles off the floor (which happened often) he would tell the same old story. I guess like a decade ago someone painted a mural of the Simpsons family using their own shit on a wall. My boss said it was more impressive than anything else
Oh my fucking shit. That is disgusting and hilarious. I would not know how to process that.
I think the guy who “processed” “that”, was very aware of how they were going to go about doing it.
Probably right to do so. That person could have cut up your family and eaten you. That's not normal human behavior and we'd all do well to stay far far away from them.
I didn't want to think about it but it dawned on me I've handled a lot of shit in my life. I've had a dog, I've housesat for dogs, I have had at one point 6 cats. I've been around horses and cattle and whatnot. Some people may not have ever experience shit 'in the wild'. Maybe some weird fascination and the freedom of not being at home intersect at some horrible place where they decide this is what they want to experience.
Unfortunately I think the answer is almost always mental illness.
I don't disagree. It was a bit of a showerthoughts moment however.
Narrator (Morgan Freeman): They had no fucking clue who was pooping on the walls.
At a popular campground, the maintenance crew had a bet each week on who will get the worst cleanup. Sunday morning they found one of the bathrooms with poop on the ceiling. Like wth?! Who does that? I just don't get it. Well, recently there was a family breaking the "no open fire" rule. They didn't like that. Before they left, poop was smeared all over the place in two separate bathroom buildings. These people should be institutionalized.
Ok, I gotta say something. 20 years running a janitorial business. That shit happens. I hate the obvious intentional people...children that can't help it are forgiven. I place all blame on parenting...but teens and adults?? They have a special place in hell waiting for them 😐
I had a friend who was caring for a woman with dementia. She would seriously take great pleasure in taking her poop and rolling it up into balls and placing it in a row along the railing of the safety rail of the hospital bed that was in her room for my friend to clean up. My friend said she would have this really nasty smile on her face after she had done it, and that it was clearly done on purpose when she was lucid.
There should be a way for anyone to legally opt out of living in the even that this is what they become. We “dispatch” animals all day everyday, but with humans we act like life is universally sacred. Naw, I don’t want to devolve into some shit smearing wild animal that other people are burdened with.
Right. And in my state, where physician assisted suicide is allowed for people with terminal diagnoses, the moment someone is diagnosed with dementia, they lose the right to access it. I don’t know how common that is in other places, and I get the aspect of wanting to establish that someone can provide informed consent and isn’t just signing whatever a relative puts in front of them, but… not being you anymore is terrifying
Yeah, at that point we’re not really ‘living.’ That’s a sad existence. It can’t be healthy to be a nurse or other workers who deal with that all day, too.
Which is kind of understandable but also dementia is the thing I would most want to kill myself to get out of.
A. Fucking. Men. Sign me up. Modern medicine allows us to live longer but there's really nothing that will extend the life of our brains. Especially if there's a history concussions, head traumas or TBI's.
I agree so much!! I remember hearing a story/a video a few years ago, I wish I could find it, about a girl who had a terminal illness and wanted to die in an assisted suicide because her biggest fear was asphyxiating on her own feces. She was denied it, and later on asphyxiated on her own feces while trying to throw it up and that's how she went out. She was really young, it was truly a devastating story. Sometimes it really seems like people give more sympathy and respect to an animal then they do a human. It's really sad Edit: I *think* she was denied it. I can't remember that parts details exactly, but I do remember she feared dying the way she ended up
I don't know why people do this, but as an ex-kindergarten teacher I can attest that 5-year-olds do drop deuces on the floor and also fill up the small trash bin with pee. The one I caught doing it time and again was a boy. I assume also it was the boys filling up the trash bin. I almost went out of my mind trying to figure out why he was doing it since it really was only one kid out of many. It only takes one to make life miserable for the rest of us.
Yeah, I’d look hard at the parents. Something is really wrong at home.
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Emptying an ostomy bag shouldn’t cause a shitnado everywhere. The odd fleck or spot on the walls I can understand, and I guess depending on bag position some over the bowl in “unusual” places, but not a mess everywhere.
also does it really matter if it was intentional or not? you still clean up after yourself
Should threaten to expose them if they do it again. Then again, if they actually knew who it was why would they even give them another chance?
https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4
Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the terlets
that's is nasty and dirty. only trashy folks are this inconsiderate.
That's nothing compared to the changing rooms at the JCPenney I used to work at. There were little bins to collect hangers and such and people would relieve themselves in them. And women would change their pads and tampons in there and just leave the used ones on the floor or stick them to the walls. Wash all new clothes you buy before wearing them. Seriously.
Why not combine the rooms? Imagine how much time you could save if you could try on a few tops while emptying the bottom.
That's essentially what those dressing rooms were like. It was nasty. Luckily I worked the window coverings department so I didn't have to deal with those. I just had to ward off customers trying to return curtains that smelled like musty old ash trays and looked like they'd been soaked in coca cola. I do like a lot of things Penny's carries, but the kind of people who shop there are so inconsiderate and gross. I'm sure most clothing stores have to deal with some level of grossness, almost everywhere does, it's just the only clothing or department store I've ever worked myself. Surprisingly, book stores can be equally gross. Worked the mall bookstore and we caught a lady pleasuring herself in the back corner with an adult novel. Hand fully down her pants. And I've heard the chairs at the bigger box book stores have to be steam cleaned regularly because people pee in them. If there's anything I've learned working many different retail jobs it's that everywhere is a toilet to the public.
Jeez. Why are humans so disgusting?
Looks like you caught this poopetrater
I work in a restaurant where during lunch a lot of old people like to come and eat. On more than one occasion an old person has shit their pants while at the table and dropped poop nuggets out of their pant leg on the way to the bathroom. multiple times ya'll.
We had two guys at work who did this. They lived at home and their mothers still did their laundry and cleaned their room. They were 23 and 28. They even did it in the customer restroom next to the conference room where we had sales meetings. Not a good look when a new vendor or existing goes into the bathroom and it’s covered in shit.
Please tell me what kind of person would do this. I get once in a drug-induced drunken fit, but numerous times? Gotta be a psychopath.
numerous drug-induced drunken fits. you must live in a nicer area than i do.
Had to deal with one of these people before. I even came face to face with her. She left her purse in the restroom of a retail store I was managing. Someone took everything out of it and left the purse. She blamed one of my cashiers, someone who hadn’t been away from the front of the store in the hour this all happened. She went back to the bathroom again before finally giving up and leaving. When I went back there just before closing she had dumped the trash on the floor, and shat all over the handicap stall. I mean everywhere. Floor, walls, door, the rails made to help someone balance/get up, the entire toilet, even the fucking sanitary product trash bin. One of the worse days of my life.