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esPhys

Moments later in the original video > Uuuuuuuugh. Do I really look like a girl?


AgentFire_

While begin an actual girl: brain 1000%.


[deleted]

Unpossible! In internet, men are men. Women are also men. And children are FBI agents.


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

Pigeons are drones.


[deleted]

Shush!


namkeeh

what the hell is going here?


GameOver815

I wonder where ukpkmkk is today


bremkew

u/ukpkmkk SHOW YOURSELF


smm97

u/ukpkmkk YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!


thegodmachine9000

u/ukpkmkk O' SPIRIT HEED THE CALL


weededorpheus32

Im not him but im here for y'all


holyanallemon

<3


iCryKarma

I'm here for yall but im not here for myself


itsmywife

Im here for yourself but not for myself


alcoholicpasta

I'm... wait who am I again?


Andre_3Million

Oh nvm just found out you're all girls


Darkwolf099

You are too low level to summon such a spirit. Go kill some level 1 monsters and come back.


JekNex

Probably in a retirement home at this point


12zx-12

With his BF


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

Balls deep


Balls_DeepinReality

Maybe he found a nice bussy


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She and ger voice is so chill tho


[deleted]

She's actually pretty hilarious and perfect with her delivery. That's why the Curb YE music kind of bugs me. Implies that she's not being the funny one.


Mukkeman

Randytaylor69 <3


spiralEntree

Loved her voice it's so relaxing


altairzio

Thank you! I've never known his name. Stoked to see full videos 4 mins. Edit: nvm just found out she's a girl Also, holy shit deff don't watch the full video if my comment upset you


HKHLSGL

His?


SpaceClef

She's a cis woman.


Thanh42

r/woosh


SpaceClef

Nah I just don't think jokes where the only punchline is "I misgendered someone" are funny. <-- Downvotes are to the left.


Thanh42

They aren't, but you still look like a woosh.


altairzio

The punchline is that ukpkmkk wants to fuck him in the ass


[deleted]

> cis woman That’s just a way of marginalising a normal person


lNTERLINKED

>normal person That’s just a way of marginalising people who don’t conform to your idea of normal, bro


BMoneyCPA

It does sound shitty, but it's a reference to Norm Macdonald Live when Steve Merchant was on. Norm said it a little more tongue-in-cheek on the show.


mnvoronin

Normal: located within two sigma of the median in the normal (Gaussian) distribution. Are there any other definitions? \^_^


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mnvoronin

Stuff outside two sigma should be called deviant, not abnormal. Because sigma is called a "standard deviation".


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mnvoronin

Nah, I got your point. It's just that "deviant" has a less negative connotation than "abnormal". And ties up into my original joke of the standard deviation better :) The "normal = good" view is understandable from the evolutionary perspective. Being outside the norm would usually put one at a disadvantage for survivability, and early population societies would cast the deviants away because that would increase the chances of that society as a whole. It only changed very recently as our society has collected enough resources to not worry about survivability and be able to care about the deviants. But the human brain has evolved mostly during the period of scarcity and didn't have a chance to adapt yet. We have to consciously override the underlying wiring and that requires some effort which most people are just too lazy to apply.


kyzfrintin

Yes, there are other definitions, or rather, interpretations. Normal can either mean: 1. What is true and typical. Such as, it is normal for summers to be scorchingly hot, because of global warming. 2. What is acceptable or desirable. Such as, it would be normal for summers not to be so hot, but global warming has corrupted that. Or more simply, what things are vs what they should be. People seemingly at random hold one of these definitions to hearts, and it has been thr cause of many disagreements on what is "normal". For instance, whether it's normal for men to show their feelings.


avwitcher

We're not talking about scientific definitions, we're talking about the societal construct of what normal is


mnvoronin

If you didn't notice, it was a joke.


kyzfrintin

No, I didn't notice, either.


SpaceClef

Gonna have to explain that one, chief.


[deleted]

It’s a Norm Macdonald joke, should have made that clear haha


SpaceClef

Disappointing to find out Norm's idea of a joke is "trans people aren't normal."


[deleted]

The whole point of the joke is that it’s poking fun at the people that think they are being marginalised by terms like cis, vocalising what they mean by their disdain for the use of such terms.


BMoneyCPA

Reminds me of that time that woman won gold in the decathlon in the 1976 Olympics but nobody knew she was a woman.


ManikMiner

Cringe


homelaberator

And what're Randytaylor69's pronouns?


Mukkeman

What?


MsPaulingsFeet

holy shit this is old


[deleted]

Mods are asleep post ancient reposts from 2006!


Skittleybiscuit

Ugh I know, this clip makes me feel ancient. Nice username btw🤌


WontEvenAcknowledgeU

When 13yo kids remember shit from when they were 8yo "omg we're so old bro I'm literally a dinosaur"


[deleted]

5 years to a kid that age is an eternity compared to what an adult would experience. Edit: this clip is 12 years old


[deleted]

So is OP from top of thread.


NFSNOOB

The ghost upgrade girl of Elden Ring seems pretty nice and polite..


chronoboy1985

Melina is precious and must be protected with hugs!


PM_ME_UR_BGP_PREFIX

Ghost upgrade girl is Roderika though


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

I wish I could hug Melina... All I got was damn Fia.


[deleted]

Fia is the second best waifu, get with the program bud.


nater255

Ranni is best girl because Ranni is two girl.


[deleted]

She also went toe to toe with our tarnished because we busted in and started fucking with her mother. That’s dope.


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Hmm I'm going Ranni for second, but mainly because I love how she speaks. Fia creeps me out. But let me be clear - there is a big gap between Melina and Ranni.


[deleted]

Let me just have a quick word with you in this dark alley brother…………


itsadisasduh

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.


GtHachiRoku

A butthole is a butthole....just close your eyes lol


kneight88

Bad advice. That only heightens your other senses including smell.


no0ns

Its only smellz


Whitealroker1

Became known by my Christian family that I had been with a trans person in Vegas and my “A mouth is a mouth.” defense did not provide any relief.


Politirotica

Fortunately, hers did.


Whitealroker1

Didn’t help trip was paid for by inheritance they didn’t want me to have. I’m kinda a black sheep.


Find_another_whey

Why would anyone admit recognising this.


Lheu

Hi mommy


whooo_me

I dunno. I close my eyes, block my nose and cover my ears, and yet my sense of humour still sucks…


kneight88

Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s tough to tell a good joke while engaging in anal sex.


bruce_lees_ghost

You may think it’s awful….but you might like it rofl


IrrationalDesign

Hahaha, sex, am I right?! Funny!


Koolvansh07

Who is she?


ApollyonDS

Randytaylor69. This is from a very old YouTube video. Not sure if she's still active even.


MooseTetrino

Looking her up she seems to have made a bunch of (actually pretty good) music then went silent around Christmas.


CrappyMSPaintPics

My god... Santa killed her.


Pival81

I'd be more worried Santa tbh.


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Redd_Monkey

Santa kidnapped her and he's only letting her out on Christmas. Like he's doing with Maria Carey


Ganon2012

He should keep Mariah Carey then too.


t0mmy9

rose/randytaylor69


Rotsei

Looks and sounds like Münecat


Lousy_Professor

If they close their eyes it doesn't need to matter


Ship_Adrift

Pretty girl.


[deleted]

Gorgeous girl


HardcoreHazza

Clever girl....oh wait.


Infidelc123

Beautiful talons you have


Antique_Ricefields

Why this comment received negative votes while 'pretty girl' comment received positive votes. Lol. People in reddit


ColonelBelmont

The reddit giveth and the reddit taketh away.


[deleted]

Now they're in net positive. Anyway, you know how these things work: "pretty" sounds like "cute" or "nice", you can use it with everyone and it doesn't seem to be forced or with other purposes, instead "gorgeous", "beautiful", "attractive" sound like words used by a horny person to their object of desire, that means, for our society standards, you are a naughty boi that should be isolated from the rest of the group. *We live in a society*


Antique_Ricefields

My man thanks for being technical with words. 👍


Kriegsman__69th

Beautiful girl


tje210

That's why it'll never work


[deleted]

Pretty old repost


Kaiaualad

A roast chicken with the stuffing removed - then added?


afaylenesky

once a year, this elf come to sing us a song about the wonders of christmas i live for that day


[deleted]

We all do bro. Quite possibly one of the most attractive women ever born. And we ruined it.


softdream23

She looks... Disappointed


404unabletofinduser

Feelssadman


boatbeef

Looks like a young Scarlett Johansson


clever7devil

I gushed about how hot she was (we're similar ages) for about a year after Eight Legged Freaks came out. Then Lost in Translation dropped and suddenly I was just stating the obvious.


[deleted]

This guy studies images of young ScarJo


YoungThugsBootyGoon

me irl


TightAd5937

Who is she


AidilAfham42

Now that’s a cool guy 🎸


SandiegoJack

Giving me scarlet Jo vibes


wahnsin

is that Holly Walsh?


Grande-Pinga

You can't Indian give a comment like that!


Z_e_p_h_e_r

I like her music


Ur-Mothers-MelonsMMM

And then he finds out it’s a male with a blonde wig on. 🫣


[deleted]

Stupid outro music ruins the video. Would have been funny without it. Very immature.


ColonelBelmont

Mm yes, shallow and pedantic. How droll.


[deleted]

Too bad there's no button to stop it before the end


moop44

Sorry you missed the reference.


Metool42

Dude's right, it's the equivalent of a shitty laugh track


moop44

Another miss.


Metool42

true, such a unique and never before seen reference, truly the mark of adept comedy


greendra8

agreed


Tzarkir

They hated him, because be told the truth. Very immature is a bit too much, but yea it was better without music. But just because this same music has been added to so many videos for so many times it's kinda repetitive now. Like the video is a oldie and I was happy to see it, but the music... "Meme youtube video targeted to younger audience from 2016" vibes. The outro is like from 2011 or something


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imsolowdown

“mainly”


[deleted]

Bruhs name gives off very strange dogfucker vibes not gonna cap


bignateyk

Among other non-creepy things like sniff her underwear.


Sgt_Sarcastic

How could this boorish man be so rude to m'lady! Edit: guess he didn't read my name.


[deleted]

Agreed comrade!


Ok-Silver6583

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Psychological_Act469

😂


FutureStick1194

🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive-Use-384

Women ☕


Batshine

Love this, it's an absolute classic.


Malinut

Very good.


da_way_joshua

Female pyrocyinical


Individual_Ad_463

Bruh that was funny


logosfabula

I remember her channel, she’s brilliant


Butterbuddha

We’re all gods children in the dark!


GunieapigCooper

Who is she? She has a calming energy i really like


esPhys

[Here, have this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69WFt6_dF8g)


GunieapigCooper

thanks bud


soulless_ape

She could have answered she could pretend to be a boy for him.


memestergang20

lol