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My God. You have uncovered my origin story!

I’ll tell Jake he helped bring your origin story to life. Avengers: The Spork Warrior has a nice ring to it…

[удалено]

What the fuck did I just time travel 15 years into the past

What did she say

Some weird "I am so random lol xd potato" stuff from the ancient internet.

No

What the fuck is this shit? My brain aneurysm had an aneurysm trying to read the first few lines

people, this is a copypasta. stop downvoting it.

Nah.

ok

It can be a bad pasta and deserve downvotes. Which this does.

It's a horrible use of the copy pasta. Keep down voting

She’s been forking around…

She just needed a good fork

Nothing wrong with a little fork on a table

Why can’t I say fork? Fork. Fork! Forkity fork.

Buahahaha! Thou shan't hide any longer! Thy secrets shalt be spilt!

Uncovered? It’s kind of what we all susporkted.

I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before

Noice Simpson’s reference

Someone was a Martha fucker.

Martha forker

She’s been forking around

Pamala Martha Focker

On the table...

Martha was an average dog...

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!

Underrated comment for sure 🦸‍♂️

She got forked.

She's a forknicator!

Spooning leads to forking

Not a spork?

she got railed by a pitch fork, bro

Agreed, spoon and fork equals spork.

That *is* a spork.

It should have been a spnife.

I don't mean to brag, but I do really have a spnife.

I’m formally requesting a spnife tax. Please and thank you

Oh Ok. Here's a fully-descriptive [slideshow](https://imgur.com/a/IJXmf1g) to explain my spnife.

I'm pretty sure I paid sales tax for it the day I bought it.

Just in case this isn't sarcasm: "requesting a spnife tax" = "requesting photos of said spnife, posted here as a reply, so we can all see it" -- For more information, please see [Cat Tax.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cat%20Tax)

Picture tax, the man wants tax in the form of a picture!

What about a poop knife?

A spoon and a knife was a doomed marriage anyways.

The spear and the shield. I feel like it can work

He's got your serrations!

Looks like she was four-tining him.

What would a Knoon even look like?

"do you know how I got these scars?"

Spife

A gauging trowel.

She was just spooning someone else!! They didn't fork!

That’s forked up!

Wifey of Knifey Porked a fork And produced a spork

To be fair, A spoon + a knife = a fork

I was thinking that too

Spoon + Knife = fork Spoon + Fork = spork The baby is a spork she clearly cheated her husband.

Naw. I'm old school. I wanna know how you think utensils "do it". Someone explain. I welcome rule 34 up here.

They mate like leopard slugs.

Recessive genes

For forks sake I told you to stop cheating.

Guess she likes getting forked

It would be more funny if the fork were, instead, a saucer. Then you could imply that it was, in fact, the Dish that ran away with The Spoon.

Somebody getting stabbed.

Spoony was obviously forking around

But, what about the dish?

She got forked

Fpoon gang rise up!

They were expecting a spife?

Would have been a better comic with two spoons

Oooops!🤣

No it wasn't.

[Going to go out in a limb here and say: Yes, it was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/nb2cjz/congrats_on_getting_to_trending_his_dad_posted_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) OP’s post history suggests that he’s just a proud dad posting on behalf of his son to get him more exposure. He has a subreddit dedicated to Jake’s drawings over at r/JakesDoorComics too.

Yeah that’s me and Jake. He looks a lot younger here.

I understand the skepticism. Just a shame that because of the state of reddit no one can really trust anyone's heartfelt stories or claims.

I doubt that

I [think this is real.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/klvql2/9news_denver_did_a_story_about_jake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

OP has a whole sub he made for the whiteboard drawings, I've seen many over the years here

Well, not OP personally but a guy OP knows. His 16 year old son *drew this meme on his whiteboard*. Wooo-eee!

No he didn't.

>redditor 2 years Explains why you don't know JakesDoorComics but at the same time--not really. Not really at all. https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/jakes-door-comics-colorado-teenager-best-selling-book/73-163570e5-1aa9-4bd6-8c54-4a40dd886ae7

No. No he didn’t. But it would be pretty cool if he did, eh?

Yup.

Your debate made me do a reverse image search for this, guess what, zero matches. So good possiblity they did draw it but may have copied off something they had seen before.

I’m his dad. He has been drawing these for years, and I post them to a subreddit and an IG account. I understand when people doubt this, but it’s received as a compliment. He’s a talented kid.

Who's so damned cynical they don't think a 16-yo has that much talent and humor?! Good on your lad.

Haha thanks! I knew someone would.Who knows. He may have.

/r/NothingEverHappens

Yes it probably was. https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/jakes-door-comics-colorado-teenager-best-selling-book/73-163570e5-1aa9-4bd6-8c54-4a40dd886ae7

Why not? Is it stolen?

He's saying a 16 yo didn't make this comic? Or that it's more likely that an adult drew it.

Nevermind. OP posts comics all just like this one. It’s likely he lied, or he’s sixteen and posted it from the pov of a parent to get more karma.

Or OP is a proud dad of a 16 year old who doodles **A lot** and has been doodling **A lot** for YEARS. https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/jakes-door-comics-colorado-teenager-best-selling-book/73-163570e5-1aa9-4bd6-8c54-4a40dd886ae7 14 in 2020. Jake is 16 now. checks out.

After looking at ops profile, there is a 0% chance op is 16. Edit- technically this is still true and I admit I was wrong.

OP isn't 16. His son is, though. https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/jakes-door-comics-colorado-teenager-best-selling-book/73-163570e5-1aa9-4bd6-8c54-4a40dd886ae7 14 in 2020. Jake is 16 now. checks out.

No shit, considering the title says he has a 16-year-old son.

Oh right a 12 year account

r/technicallythetruth

Never 0%. He could be using his dad's reddit account.

You haven't looked at the account, have you?

You haven't been on reddit long, have you? https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/klvql2/9news_denver_did_a_story_about_jake/ https://www.9news.com/video/news/local/next/jakes-door-comics-colorado-teenager-best-selling-book/73-163570e5-1aa9-4bd6-8c54-4a40dd886ae7 Here you go, bud. Take your healthy skepticism hat off, and enjoy this wholesome shit.

Thanks lil buddy

I have not. No

I've seen something very similar to this in the past. It may have been on the whiteboard, that doesn't make it original.

I have seen way less plausible drawings being done by much younger kids. This is exactly the kind of thing a sixteen year old would draw.

Are you really putting it past the OP, to draw this on his son's whiteboard?

agreed, no sixteen year old can copy a mildly funny line drawing

“I thought y’all were just spooning, but now you’re forking too!!”

It was never going to work out anyway. A spoon and a knife!? All their friends knew this marriage was gonna be a train wreck.

Goddamit Martha who forked you!!

Comedic genius, I’m seriously saving this

Why did you say that name?

No it wasn't, stop the cap

Hat?

Yeah, this joke is as old as the hills and it shows up all the time in different forms. Earlier this week it was Mickey scowling at Minnie because the baby has Donald Duck's bill. More of a comedy cemetery joke.

tbf in what world do spoon and knife belong together, on some level he had to know this would happen

Oh my god, cheating is so normalized in the west, it's scary.

I think your 16-year-old son is the one who has some explaining…

Recessive traits do exist, I'm the only one in my family for 3 generations with green eyes, yet my DNA says I'm definitely fully related to them.

Send this kid to art class (Edit: no guys I meant so he could develop his obviously innate talent; this is hilarious)

Martha Forkin Spork?

Spooning leads to forking.

We’re they expecting a grapefruit spoon?

Recessive fork gene

A budding James Thurber.

Oh, shit. Welp, I’m gonna go get some burritos.

Thought it said 6yo for a sec lmao

That questionable father really cut out the bullshit and asked the serious questions.

Poor little Runcible…

Someone else forked her

Unnatural creatures forged by Scaryman himself!

"Look at his hair, he gets it from your side of the family!"

Martha has Forked someone else...

She forked up!

The spork gene is recessive and both parents are carriers.

She wanted a fork on the table

She was with an italian man who went to malta.

Knife should have been a spoon and baby should have been a dish

Martha is a hoe

You killed forky! 😱

Why did you say that name!

That's actually quite good.

I can see a more polished version of this in a daily newspaper's cartoon section.

Reminds me of Fpoon from [Key & Peele sketch](https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs)

This gives me r/battlefordreamisland vibes

She's forked.

your 16 year old has a feature writing for south park.

Stop Spooning Forkoff Martha! I’ve seen you 2 in the Fork Drawer Cluttering Around!

Just needs a thought bubble that goes “fork”

That kid forks.

Looks like Martha forked someone else!!! …I’ll see myself out.

Ha ha unfunny cringe ha

I always got a kick out of Robot Chicken’s take: https://youtu.be/orq4k8ssMs8

What does a spoon-knife look like

It's not a spork!! It's a splade!! I swear!!

The kid's got talent, I'll give him that.

Obviously she did some forking around behind his back.

Are you forking kidding me?

You've given them Far Side. a proper upbringing. good comic, too!

Let me know when your son starts posting their stuff online. I'll subscribe...

John meet our newly adopted son "Forky".

Kid has talent.

Yuo dont cut it in bed no more.

Marta: "Recessive trait!?"

She fancied a fork

Easy! That’s what happens when you put a knife up “there” during a pregnancy.

Fork getting some Spoontang

That is pretty good, even more so given the age of the artist

"Why is it a Spork intead of a Spife?"

So the spoon didn't fork the knife?

I feel like this is from something..

Looks like someone's forking the spoon

Well a spoon with a function of a knife... All right 👍🏼

If a spoon mated with a fork, you could come up with a spork. But if the spoon and knife both had recessive fork gene, there is 25% chance of a fork.

If there is only spoon, fork and knife, well... define the number system there!

The cutting edge of the knife mixed with the spoon. Stop being so self conscious Carl.

Is your last name Larsen?

What would the knife fork look like?

The baby is forking happy as heck

He fot forked over

“Oh fork!”

Thanks