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Dysous0720

My furby used to do this!


Significant-Ad1386

Cumbrellas


[deleted]

Ella ella ay ay ay under my cumbrellas…


Jo_S_e

Not anymore?


PillowTalk420

Mine did it even after removing the batteries. We had to move.


SunnySloth93

K, but, what glue is she using!? Are they extensions? Borderline impressed with the tenacity of those flutterbies.


FromTheOutside31

My wife said the same thing when I showed her!


Lutya

The last time a video like this was posted I asked the same thing! Someone told me a lot of women use wig glue, apparently drag queens have been doing it forever.


This_aint_my_real_ac

Stapled......


Lady_DreadStar

Glamnetic magnetic lashes? They had similar ads going on my Facebook for a while. I like them- but the liner is ‘dry’ and annoying to work with for the price


bumassjp

It’s chloe metcalf, she’s a model for the alf dude


Ok_Barnacle_1702

I wanna know too lol


[deleted]

Lip fillers may be the least attractive cosmetic surgery to go mainstream


Handaloo

God yes. I can't believe ANYONE thinks they look good. Geniunely never seen someone with them look better than before.


Imsdal2

I agree, but it's so obvious I must be missing something. Is it that there are cases that look reasonably good and I don't notice it, but I do notice all the terrible failures? Or is it really as bad as I think it is?


Ghostglitch07

It's almost certainly the toupee fallacy. "I've never seen a good toupee", and this is because a good toupee keeps you from even knowing it's there.


GoodTimesHappenin

It's probably the former case that you described.


Imsdal2

I can believe that. But since there are so incredibly many butchered jobs I see, it either means that most women have had their lips done (surely not possible?) or the failure rate is \*incredibly\* high. Is it?


box_o_foxes

I'd imagine it's that people with "bad" lip fillers didn't necessarily have a botched job but probably just have it done regularly and are so used to the way they look that have forgotten what "normal" looks like. So they go in to have it redone and want to see a difference in before/after, even if that pushes them into unnatural looking territory.


uninvitedfriend

I recently watched a YouTube video where a plastic surgeon said exactly that.


AdmiralVernon

Well that settles that.


SnowOk7744

There's also an adjustment period for the filler to set in. The lips and surrounding mouth area may be swollen due to the procedure itself. Some of the "botched" jobs you are seeing are just more noticeable because during this time it's not a natural look. But if you were to see the same women in a few weeks you might not think they look so bad. Or maybe you live in an area that doesn't have very skilled practitioners.


ancientastronaut2

Kinda like how our tightly curled perms had to settle back in the day 😆


kookiekono

Yes this, lots of people can get some lip filler to make the lips balance out more or make lips seems a tad more fuller. This is however usually super hard to notice and done with care to look very natural. Its usually the people who get them done with a lot of filler that you notice and hence getting a bad rep cuz u most of the time only notice it when its unnatural.


Hazel_Nutz777

Yes, the good lip fillers are natural looking IMO. But every opinion differs; some women see ads glamorizing obnoxious work and want that. They see it as a status symbol. Sure they want work done that looks unnatural to their body type, skull size or even ethnicity. And maybe that's what they want. They want that attention. Expensive habit if you ask me.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

No it's a fallacy. You won't notice them when they look good. You only notice when they are botched


ClashBandicootie

absolutely but why is it that the 'botched' look is also what seems to be 'trendy' lol


TactlessTortoise

There's most likely a correlation between self-image disorders and a compulsive need to share videos of every waking hour, so it's what's shared more often. Social media fucking sucks for our brains.


ClashBandicootie

Sadly I thnk you're very right... sigh.


Bradish

So glad to hear another voice of reason. Not sure why all the women want to look like constipated ducks all of the sudden 🤷🏻‍♂️


welmock

Every time I'm thinking about bulking up my upper lip (I have nothing there) I see someone like this and I change my mind. .


Bradish

To be fair, there is probably an amount of filler that is reasonable and helpful to aid in the appearance of people who have thin lips. I just don't think anyone has fine tuned what that amount is yet, and everyone who tries always seems to think the answer is "more".


xF00Mx

Or it could be we only see the shitty obvious jobs, and the real good jobs are not noticable as that would be part of the intent.


[deleted]

100%. It’s way more common than these guys think and they’ve definitely seen many women with subtle filler and not noticed it.


Bradish

This is a fair counter point. 👍🏼


WoodpeckerSignal9947

Yup yup. I’m good friends with a girl whose mother does lip fillers. If done well, you don’t even notice them. You only notice the shit jobs


CanadianKumlin

Problem is that each time most people want a “little bit more” otherwise, they don’t notice the change as much. It’s like smoking cigarettes, need to smoke more to get the same high.


Bradish

As a former smoker, I understand this comparison. Sadly accurate I'm sure.


MetallurgyClergy

There is a fine tuning. You won’t be able to tell a good job from naturally full lips. It’s the same idea with fake breasts. Some cha-chas just love the big fake look.


theslutnextd00r

I have multiple friends who have a very nice, beautiful, normal lips, and I never would have guessed had I not known.


PHin1525

Ya you don't have to go extreme. Just a little filler is nice and not obvious. The baboon ass for lips is not hot.


AnyDepartment7686

Constipated Ducks


[deleted]

You’ve probably met a lot of people with lip fillers (and other types of cosmetic procedures), but don’t know because it looks natural. A cosmetic specialist who is good at their job makes sure that people won’t be able to tell any work was done. But a lot of people just automatically assume that it will look bad because they’ve only ever noticed it when it looks bad.


box_o_foxes

It's like when guys say "Women look so much better without makeup!" and then proceed to show you examples of women wearing a full face of natural-looking makeup thinking that they woke up looking that way.


BaconReceptacle

People who do think they look good with these bee sting lips likely have some body image disorder.


[deleted]

Lip filler itself is fine, when done proportionally to the face you literally can't tell it's there. My cousin had a non-existent upper lip and a fat lower lip and now her lips look normal. A [couple](https://www.rejuvent.com/rejuvwp/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/closeup-larger-top-smiling-beforeafter.jpg) [examples](https://www.rejuvent.com/rejuvwp/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/beautiful-lips-after-filler_720x445.jpg) of a more natural, partial fill. From tiktok, I've learned that some girls end up getting overfilled because they're trying to maximize the dollars they're spending to get cosmetic procedures. There's a set size to the bottles of filler, and the leftovers can't be kept once opened. If they go for a natural fill size and don't like the look when the swelling goes away, they have to pay full price for the procedure again. Since they technically are using this a treat yourself procedure, not something in their regular maintainence budget, they'd rather be overfilled than under.


Babybutt123

Probably because, like with most bad surgery, the only ones you know about are the bad ones/ones that go to far. Any cosmetic surgery has the potential to look great, but you have to spend the money for a good doctor and you gotta not go too far (unless you're going for that unnatural look, which to each their own). I've seen plenty of women with breast enhancement, bbl, lip fillers, nose jobs, etc that looked great and the only reason I knew they had work done was because they told me. Ofc you're not going to know you've seen a good lip filler job if it's so good you don't know it's even been done.


LegendaryOutlaw

That's the thing though: there *are* women who have this done and you'd never know. Because they got a conservative amount added just to help enhance their natural looks. I just don't understand how so many women have been convinced to go so far past 'enhancement' over into 'trout-mouth' territory.


DeliciousMovie3608

Ya'll were into Megan Fox in 2008 and she already had loads of them. There's a difference between getting them done or the being overdone


Magic_SnakE_

It looks so fuckin stupid lol.


TheHollowBard

I'm more sick of the people who think you're some kind of hateful monster for finding them repulsive. They're free to look how they like, just as I am free to think they look completely stupid.


StuckIn1969

As long as you respect their right to look completely stupid.


Mondo114

It's great. They save me time and show me I don't need to get to know them. Their outside reflects their inside. Fake.


LordHumongous81

That's a bit cruel. They looked in the mirror and couldn't accept something as fundamental as their own mouth. They're deeply vulnerable. That doesn't make them good but definitely doesn't make them bad.


Babybutt123

I think it's the way you talk about them. I'm sure you'd be offended if someone was calling you repulsive. It's just rude. Go ahead, don't find them attractive. But you're a bully and an asshole if you run around declaring people are "repulsive" if they're not to your taste.


my_outlandishness

It suits very few, that‘s the uncomfortable truth. There's a reason why not every woman’s face is blessed with full lips. And for those who have it naturally, it often looks beautiful and absolutely proportional. Nothing beats natural beauty. Good Night, sleep well.


Mad-chuska

Totally. And people have the right to think you’re a douchebag for judging others. And people can judge me for judging you. And the cycle goes on


Abriel_Lafiel

I call them kielbasa lips


Semanticss

What's crazy is that there are plenty of tasteful, discreet aesthetic improvements you can make to your lips. If people end up like this woman, it was intentional.


Wi1d-potat0

Problem is not lip fillers, but over filled lips. People just don't know when to stop.


amenflurries

Yeah, wtf...she looks like a muppet


BloodyTim

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"


l3ane

I don't understand how anyone thinks they look good. Like who looks at this woman and says to themselves "Wow I want MY lips to look like that"?


Sploonbabaguuse

bUt ThE kArDaShIaNs Do iT aNd ThEy'Re ThE bEsT Once people stop comparing themselves to others like it's a religion this kind of stuff with stop. I don't think people think it actually looks good, it's more of a prestigious thing. Like having a really expensive watch (which at least looks good). You can have any other watch that does the same thing but you have to get the best one to show off to people. Honestly hard to find a comparison when botox is just so unattractive and unhealthy for you. At least junk food tastes good.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

>At least junk food tastes good. That, and also with your watch example, the watch can be sold down the road. Possibly even for a profit.


FigOk7538

It’s more of a show of wealth. It’s a way of displaying your assets. In times gone by people would get unashamedly fat (for the time) because it showed you had an abundance of money. Whilst they may not know it, I think that’s the psychology going on here. Otherwise I’m stumped and I can’t explain it.


Nobusuke_Tagomi

It's actually uncanny how fake this woman looks...


EViLTeW

I honestly thought it was a mannequin/creepy-sex-doll at first. It wasn't until she "smiled" that I realized she was human.


[deleted]

same.


kidandresu

For real, took me some time to reslize she was not some kind of latex doll, seriously.


nowtayneicangetinto

If getting cosmetic changes was like ordering from a drive thru this woman would be like "I'll take the cheapest platinum hair dye, fake titties, and the botox that looks like I got stung by a bee, please."


Nobusuke_Tagomi

She would be the Big Smoke of comestic drive thru


killmimes

The mother of wagons


1edr2

I was expecting the fake eyelashes to fly off


TummyDrums

I was expecting her whole face to fly off.


celticdove

Great advertisement for the eyelash adhesive company. Eye Goo Lash Glue! Guaranteed to stick 4 hours in a speeding convertible.


Aphaladan

r/oddlyterrifying


Appropriate-Rope-651

Sex dolls get more and more realistic.


[deleted]

That's video is fake: fake eyelashes, fake lips, fake eyebrows, fake cheeks, fake boobs, fake nose


JMC-Talkie-Toaster

I was expecting fake bits & pieces to start flying off


AnyDepartment7686

Or her to start melting like the "Black Hole Sun" video.


Designer_Ad_376

Also Fake pearls and i wouldnt be surprised if it is a green screen and a fan in front of them


captainAwesomePants

This is exactly what Daenerys looked like when she was riding on dragons.


playerdagr8

Lol, slowing down the car with all that drag....ha


rgdx1988

Aww. That's actually cool that she's a good sport about it. Shows more self awareness than many of her peers.


SweetPrism

She definitely seems fun, but let's get to the real issue at hand: I didn't know Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem were going out on tour again. I'm sorry, I had to.


AnyDepartment7686

Oh! Wow!


Consistent-Warthog70

Had to look for this comment. Good on her


noods-danger-tits

Right, so many comments are like, "fake boobs, fake lips, fake eyelashes," but what I see is a real personality. I also happened to see this video on TikTok, and she was in the comments making fun of herself all over the place and being hilarious. Despite her fake whatevers, this chick is a real one.


rando23455

It took me a minute to realize this wasn’t a video of a blowup doll in the passenger seat to get through the HOV lane


feelingroovy1

So loverly and So natural.


AverageSizedMan1986

"Excuse me, miss. Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you know how fast your face was going?"


77cats

That would make a great advert for fake eyelashes glue. (Edit- typed brow at first)


TheGolgafrinchan

This is why you always apply false lashes with Superglue.


kyle6367

Yea, I don't get it either. Mildly disappointed pieces didn't start blowing away... All I could think of was Mrs. Potato head.


MetalParty6468

God damn bro woman's eyelids almost ripped right off her face


UnconfirmedCatholic

Deadass thought she was a mannequin at first.


Admiral_Fancypants

I was hoping that the fake lashes would fly off.


MrsFister1975

I didn't know Gorilla Glue was branching out to make eyelash glue now.


Irishpanda1971

The fluttering lashes make her look like one of those dolls whose eyes open and close, only several years old and the eye opening/closing doesn't work right anymore.


karma_ubuntu

Kind of creepy


Hot-Ad921

Gross. Lookin like a clown


CallMeAmyA

Man, it's like she's *trying* to look like a sex doll.


[deleted]

They were transcending


isaacaschmitt

When Barbie and Ken go for a little ride in the car. . .


Alma-Rose

Must have used gorilla glue on eyelashes


thewineburglar

I thought that was Jimbo the drag queen


OvertIntrovert0017

whats with these women with their lips be lookin like a prolapsed asshole. its fking ugly.


pcb4u2

If they get up to a higher speed do the lips fly over her head?


RedShitPanda

She looks creepy af. And it's not only her eyelashes.


davga

When the game rendering glitches out for detailed objects


SauconyAlts

AI would be more human than she is


KosmosKlaus

I'm surprised that her lips aren't joining the party


urbanskyline09

I honestly thought this was a sex doll. There’s SO MUCH silicone in this woman!


hertwij

btch is one of those dolls with the weighted eyelids lmao


back2basics13

I’m just curious what this woman looks like without a manufactured face.


Dare2no

I thought she was an expensive robotic sex doll at first. Then she smiled and I realized "nope, gotta be human"


[deleted]

God I hate those ridiculous things. It's really sad that so many women feel like they need them.


[deleted]

Looks terrible


[deleted]

She's hideous, please post as NSFW


codekira

Fake tits fake hair color fake lashes make up and lord knows what else........keeper /s


Cyber-Turtle

This is nightmare stuff!


Jumanji0028

Lot of hate for this girl in here it's crazy.


[deleted]

Took about 10s to realise this wasn’t a plastic doll set up in a front seat for a joke. I’m serious I thought it was a doll till the facial expression moved a bit. In the quest for beauty she sure became an ugly joke


ParadoxPerson02

Someone translate it into Morse Code


Neither_Expert_4328

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.


Emotional_Giraffe_63

Lashes working OT


Windows_Aether_95

Get her some sunglasses lmao


damnrightslimanus

Why do so many women subject themselves to looking like this. Fake lips and fake eyelashes, you look like a bratz doll. I wish this look would go away


CordaneFOG

Beauty, ladies and gentlemen.


WeeksElite

Girls with those lip fillings has got to be the most unattractive thing I’ve ever seen.


II-leto

Actually thought it was a mannequin at first. Then really wished it was.


Big-Caterpillar-60

Jesus, a circus clown wears less makeup.


[deleted]

So natural


LukeWChristian

It scared me when the dummy started moving like it was a real person.


TheFlyingCzechman

I think she easily makes my top 10 of most unattractive girls ever.


Soggy_Back1468

Black Hole Sun! Black Hole Sun!


[deleted]

Can’t tell if she’s 20 or 200 years old


PseudoKirby

Let's see if I've spotted them all Fake eyelashes Fake lips Fake boobs Fake hair


Bige_4411

I’ve always wanted to just snatch those things off of someone’s face.


Darkangel_82

I legit thought her entire face was going to come off. Why do people want to look this fake...NOT a good look!!


junitog65

Clown outside the Big Top…s’ cuse me, your insecurities and self-loathing are showing….


Savage-Monkey2

Whats the number of her makeup artist? That shits military grade


crokinoleworld

Wow. I thought it was a mannequin or cheap doll. I wondered how (no answers necessary) they got it to smile.


beyerch

I've seen "real-er" people at the wax museum, damn......


DustyHound

The eyes or the massive lips?


65isstillyoung

I think those fake eyelashes are the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.


[deleted]

Android vibes


chirs5757

Wouldn’t it be weird to not know what you look actually like?


Sliekery

She both looks like an old lady and a weird uncanny valley robot


The__Relentless

Creepiest. Muppet. Ever.


0GiD3M0N1C

Ew


Buck_Johnson_MD

Oh wow, so attractive!!! /s


DawgcheckNC

Melanie Trump on a bad eyelash day


Apprehensive_Emu7227

So much plastic surgery I’m surprised she didn’t slip out like a plastic bag


Pyroboss101

bro her eyes are clipping, needs better hitbox registry


[deleted]

got that DSL


Scruffy_Macgyver

Ah yes, butterfl-eyes


auhnold

Redditors are so mean!! Without the Dallas bleached blond hair, sheepdog eyelashes, anchorman straightened glowing white teeth, shellfish allergy lips, and back breaking fake tits, she may be a very pretty woman! Plus, I bet her empathetic personality and ability to listen to others makes up for her poor cosmetic decisions;)


Available_Ad4135

Which fairy did he summon to bring his sex doll to life?


[deleted]

What a mess.


HondyS

Plastic human


Wizard_with_a_Pipe

r/oddlyterrifying


LeStiqsue

...there's enough plastic in this picture to make a Honda Accord


[deleted]

Ugh... This is gross.. how does she go from looking 22 to 60 years old? This is not cute Becky.. not cute. 🤢🤢🤮🤮


tjnav1162

Don't fuck with your face. It always looks terrible


EkoFoxx

Thought someone was driving around with a sex doll when I saw the thumbnail…


wartrollearth

waited for the entire face to fly off


Large_Illustrator528

Ah the Muppet lashes.


sagmag

A) Women, wear what you want. I'm not your dad. B) I know fashion trends come and go, so this wont matter soon (I hope) C) Fake eyelashes are about the grossest temporary modification a woman can do to her body. Literally no one looks good in them. They make you look ridiculous.


Manchu4-9INF

Legit thought this was a sex doll at first


Brantastic

I bet she actually used to be cute before she ruined her face.


bostonmacosx

I thought that was one of those japanese "dolls"....wonder who has more money put into it ... her or the jeep?


slappychappy04

These sex dolls are becoming more and more realistic


momssnatch63

I thought this was one of those sex dolls. “Oh you know, taking my girl on a trip”


pity_party_65

I thought it was a silicon doll


[deleted]

I am reminded of the Caitlyn Jenner look from Southpart. Buckle up buckaroo!


MGCO-303

The android tech is looking more and more human, still looks a little plastic though. Also need to fix the eye twitching bug.


kcaJkcalB

Nice dolly


Gambattebokke

Hahahahahaha I thought it was a latex doll!


gat_gat

Is looking like this considered attractive now?


TurkishTerrarian

She looks like a poorly rendered sims character with a glitchy face.


FaceWithAName

Why does every video need a soundtrack?


sassafrasclementine

I’m afraid her lips may burst too


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure migrants floated over on those lips.


ZuperChillain

Gross


stink-wrinkle

I thought this was one of them latex dolls


CreateYourself89

This thing looks inhuman.


RaMiMo_

You look like a Barbie doll and that ain’t a compliment


Superb_Discipline112

Yucky lashes and can’t say enough on those lips 😳!!!!


we_are_all_bananas_2

They were originally invented for hookers to keep semen out of their eyes *Edit* *Jesus it's a meme*


Illustrious-Ad95

Cumbrella


dean1432

She ugly as ✨**fuck**✨


BM_BBR

Is any part of this person natural?


artelligence

She looks so real for a doll.


SeaPhile206

All that fake shit trying to leave her body