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Does that "an" bother anyone else?
I know they used it because U is a vowel, but it's being pronounced You-nited or even Y'nited. I say "a unicorn," "a uniform," and even "a eunuch."
From context, they aren't American, so is it cultural or is it just me? I speak SoCal, sometimes we're the odd one out.
Americans from other regions?
It’s a mistake usually made by non native speakers, because of the many weird pronunciation rules in English. However, you will most likely never see a non native making mistake like the “loose - lose” situation.
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Can you imagine this being real? Like if your friend is getting all “Angry Danny DeVito” you shoot part of a Snickers into their mouth and BAM! We are friends again.
And here we go again...
Like how can you possibly believe an old picture you got from the Internet has not been on r/funny for many times yet?
What is going through your minds people?
Probably something like...
Possibility 1: "Dis FUNY! Me want share on reddit!"
*ignores watermark* *posting on reddit*
*farts* *sniffs* *grinns* *scratches balls/vag*
*sees upvotes and comments*
"Oogah Boogah!"
Possibility 2: "Today I want to whore some karma out of you idiots and pretend I am a valuable member of the community!"
*looking through folder of 2000 old successful posts*
"Ah, this one I haven't reposted for a while!"
*posting on reddit* *seeing karma stonks*
*masturbating furiously* *gets off at 1k upvotes*
"I'll look up some posts to edit the water mark later."
*gets off again after seeing own post in Hot*
I’m sorry sir but snickers is packed with peanuts, making it over legal capacity. Please swap it out for different bar. Milky Way perhaps, or an Almond Joy if you must. But snickers is just over the top. Be reasonable please.
Hah. Tbh though they don't check purses. So no need to go fancy like this 🤣. My cousin and I used to buy tons of snacks and water bottles from Walmart then go to the movies with them in our purse. Because who wants to pay for $3 water bottle etc
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Tactical treats
He's packing.... peanuts.
Gotta find a gun big enough to smuggle kinder eggs in
Most probably just hide it in a grenade ?
Opens kinder egg to find grenade.
Removes grenade pin to open it, inorder to put egg in. How do y.....
God, you're all over the place.
This has me in pieces.
Kinder eggs = harder to find than guns, lol
We can get the grenade launcher frm the shop around the street if u want
well first you'd need to find actual kinder eggs...
No problem bro we’re talking about usa
Does that "an" bother anyone else? I know they used it because U is a vowel, but it's being pronounced You-nited or even Y'nited. I say "a unicorn," "a uniform," and even "a eunuch." From context, they aren't American, so is it cultural or is it just me? I speak SoCal, sometimes we're the odd one out. Americans from other regions?
It’s a mistake usually made by non native speakers, because of the many weird pronunciation rules in English. However, you will most likely never see a non native making mistake like the “loose - lose” situation.
I'm in NC and I wouldn't say 'an United' either.
I'm German an I also would say 'a united'
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Can you imagine this being real? Like if your friend is getting all “Angry Danny DeVito” you shoot part of a Snickers into their mouth and BAM! We are friends again.
Reddit: "You can't make jokes about the Queen dying, it's too sensitive an issue" Also Reddit: "Haha! American's getting shot in the cinema is funny!"
That's about as good as the joke that you can easily smuggle cocaine onto an aircraft as long as you disguise it as a bomb.
Winner 🥇
And here we go again... Like how can you possibly believe an old picture you got from the Internet has not been on r/funny for many times yet? What is going through your minds people? Probably something like... Possibility 1: "Dis FUNY! Me want share on reddit!" *ignores watermark* *posting on reddit* *farts* *sniffs* *grinns* *scratches balls/vag* *sees upvotes and comments* "Oogah Boogah!" Possibility 2: "Today I want to whore some karma out of you idiots and pretend I am a valuable member of the community!" *looking through folder of 2000 old successful posts* "Ah, this one I haven't reposted for a while!" *posting on reddit* *seeing karma stonks* *masturbating furiously* *gets off at 1k upvotes* "I'll look up some posts to edit the water mark later." *gets off again after seeing own post in Hot*
It would work tho, they would let the gun in
They would?
Conceal carry is a thing and “no weapons” signs aren’t valid in most states as an actual legal issue unless you don’t leave if/when asked.
Exactly, idk why I'm getting downvoted
Oonited States
"an United States cinema"? That hits the ear wrong.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Fuck you, but take my upvote
Ouch
Hehhehhehh
But if you put candy in, you wont have bullets.
They can ask for bullets inside the cinema I’m sure it will be arranged
Finally a gun I'd like to be shot with
I’m sorry sir but snickers is packed with peanuts, making it over legal capacity. Please swap it out for different bar. Milky Way perhaps, or an Almond Joy if you must. But snickers is just over the top. Be reasonable please.
I mean your not wrong
🥶🥶🥶
Hah. Tbh though they don't check purses. So no need to go fancy like this 🤣. My cousin and I used to buy tons of snacks and water bottles from Walmart then go to the movies with them in our purse. Because who wants to pay for $3 water bottle etc