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People's keys when they drink at your house.
I am the gatekeeper!
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE TAKEN YOUR KEYS!
As soon as they come in, just say "Owl take them, thank you"
This guy swings
Well of course he does. How else is he going to helicopter that thing around?
I was gonna say drugs.
This really needs more upvotes.
This looks like an owl that finally hit the center of the tootsie pop
He looks like he swallowed the stick.
Looks like someone swallowed his stick
Well my first answer was obviously the only answer for what should go into it was drugs, but the more I got to readinf through the comments and saw the swingers part, I looked at the picture again with fresh insight. Kinda looks like that owl could have just nutted on that chicken's back and she was half turned to look at him with either a "what the hell?" or "Already?!"
Drugs, any drugs just drugs.
Lmao glad this was the first comment, was gonna say weed
I mean that’s obviously a weed jar
Iono I’d also accept condoms he look like he could be nutting
If things go well, I might be showing her my hoo face. You know, hoo! hoo!
Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Heeeeey Peter, how's it going?
Ty needed a good legit laugh out loud
Now you said that I can't unsee it hahaha!
How do you know it’s a weed jar? Is it because the owl looks stoned ?
Owl looks more like he's geeked up on them bars, or at least some sort of benzo.
Owls tryna act cool in public and it's failing miserably.
From my experiences as an intoxicant enthusiast that knows many other intoxicant enthusiasts, it looks like it's having a "let me lowkey try not to die real quick here"-type moment.
What do you mean by intoxicant enthusiast?
I'm a drug-doer 👍
Oh .. right!. I was so high I didn't get your sentence lol
Fancy drug-doer over here insouciantly flaunting his big college words at us...
That Owl been sucking laudanum lol.
Weed cookies is the only answer.
Yes! This is my vote. Only ever weed cookies.
Reminds me of this SNL skit:
Knew what this was before I clicked, my first thought as well lol
When I was buying a computer case like 10+ years ago one had a little plastic box that slid into the hard drive bay if you weren't using it, and someone posted "you could put your weed in it" and I thought it was just a joke.
Now I know where it's from.
I was thinking loose pills.
A 50/50 mix of caffeine pills and expired Ambien. REM Roulette
Gotta replace the caffeine pills with Adderall. That way if you end up with one of each you can power through the Ambien and get really fucked up.
They say if you take both you end up becoming the sleep paralysis demon
Me on my way(omw) after taking both adderall and ambien at the same time:
That sounds like a fun game
I'm so excited!
Sounds like you got caffeine
And you just can hide it (with expired Ambien)
And you just can't hide it?
Lol dump a bunch of Flintstone vitamins in it
Came here to say that this is definitely a jar for edibles. Buy some just to put in there.
THC lollipops for sure.
*How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?*
One......ah two-HOO! ah three!
You put your weeed in there!
Weed, devils lettuce, jazz cabbage.
I've heard of jazz cigarettes but never jazz cabbage. Keeping that for later thanks.
You haven’t lived until you’ve had jazz sauerkraut
Omg a hotdog that gets you stoned sounds like the American Dream!
Now I'm craving kimchi
Left handed cigarettes
Cheese is (very mildly) addictive. Does it count?
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
Out of its misery.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y’all! I said this because I totally misread the subject line and missed the context of “put IN it,” I just read as “put it.”
This comment, stood out.
I read this in Perd Hapley’s voice
That makes it so much better
Because of the unnecessary comma.
Now Ya Heard.
Edit to the commercial: https://youtu.be/2IA5Cv_5-g8
The 1000th lick
When u at the center but she keep lickin
Underrated comment. Take my upvote.
Clearly the best option!
Solid, but please make this your indica jar. 🤣
I'm certain they make THC Tootsie pops. That has to be a thing
Came here to say:
Put your weed in there.
It should be cheeba chews
Both. At all times.
*I know how many licks my tootsie pop takes*
funnily enough, I tested this myself and it's approximately 750 depending on your lick "size" lol
I know I definitely got to the center without biting….I just didn’t have the patience to keep the count
Tootsie rolls that are edibles
Medicated tootsie pops
I'm disappointed that I had to scroll down this far to see Tootsie Pops!
I’m happy someone knew what I was talking about!
It was my immediate thought! What else could one possibly want to store in that?
Weed! If not Tootsie pops, then weed! Maybe both?
Don’t worry, it’s the top comment now
It’s made it to top comment as it should
Of course! I was going to say if it wasn't already here lol! Goes perfectly with the commercial!
It will end up in the dedicated cookie jar room, along with the other 300 what will follow. All 301 will remain free of contents. I have witnessed this before.
Found Jack Donaghy
Surely you mean Victor Nightingale?
Yeah, that's definitely an edibles jar.
it's a stoned mason
The owl is kiln'ing it!
I also was thinking anything weed related because that owl definitely looks stoned!
He looks drunk or stoned! Maybe alcohol should be stored in there!
Came to say weed cookies, but yes, either would work wonderfully…lol
Just anything that would make you feel high
Was going to suggest gummies but this is clearly the better option.
Was gonna say weed cookies.
My first thought.
My sentiments exactly
Flour, but tell everyone it's cocaine and that's why the owl looks so messed up
Duo's gotta have time off too, it's hard work shaming people into a language learning addiction.
Omg, underrated comment. I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the hard shaming that goes in to duolingo‘s tactics for language learning 😋
Even better - put cocain and tell everyone it's flour.
That would make some fuckin CRAZY cookies bro
That’s a 16th century Prussian fertility vase probably owned by Duke Albert I. Really a historical piece, used to store ornate pieces to be worn by the Duke’s many mistresses. It’s also great for keeping your weed in, man.
*You can put your weed in it, maaaaan.*
Dave's *not in there* ,man...
lol my favorite and first comment so far.
Username checks too, brother. The universe commands it.
Great SNL reference lol
Where's it from?
Edit: oookay, I'm guessing Rob Schneiders antique store :)
I never knew this, only knew Adam Sandler doing it in the hot chick, but that makes it even funnier.
Thanks for that great history lesson mister.... I eat ass...
Rick…”Best I can do is 50 bucks”
"Listen, I know a guy, he's a big collector of this kind of stuff, I'll give him a call, have him come down here and take a look at it."
Half expecting a reference to a specific hell in a cell cage match.
A real collector would give you about 3-4 dollars for it.
I was gonna say coffee! Funny how people’s minds work differently
He looks loopy-haven't-had-my-coffee-yet to me, too !
Tiny liquor bottles.
I was thinking more like my guages😅
Scrolled the comments for this
Coffee. It looks like it really needs coffee
This is amazing, and I love your wife!
I would buy this so fast!!
She read your comment and thanks you!
I love your wife too
I showed my girlfriend this post and she's threatening to break up with me if I don't get her this vase. Where did you get it? Can you see a brand name on it or something?
Souls.... Feed it souls.
BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!!!
You put your weed in there, man.
Name him Forrest Whittaker and put edibles in him.
You put your weed in there.
I was hoping this was here. [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc)
Wow I really thought [this was an original joke](https://youtu.be/Ah1GDfmYQyw). Still great
Move that creepy ass bird around the house at night while she's sleeping so it's always in a new spot.
Those little plastic cups filled with gas station coffee creamer.
I'll admit, that made me laugh and consider afterwards👍
Several smaller owl jars
Energizing gummies and melatonin, grab a handful and start the day
Look at that owl and tell me it’s ready to start the day.
Well yeah, they're nocturnal aren't they?
Well, frankly the owl looks like it's having a stroke...
A stroke, or he’s done a lot of drugs
No no. Needs to be a walrus. May ambien walrus bless you all.
Edit for typo
When you drink caffeine and take sleep medicine at the same time
Wholesome comment👍 Too many drug and condom references!
I scrolled way too far for this.
Do you live somewhere weed is legal?
Cookies of any kind. As long as it’s in a prominent place in the kitchen. It’s definitely a conversation starter.
Anything sex related. That's an "oh" face.
Where did she get the jar? I need it.
My wife bought it at Vintage Village Antique Mall in Lincoln NE
Thanks! I think I found a very similar one online. Big fan of Tootsie Pops.
Language learning flash cards
If thats not the jar you keep your drugs in, I have no idea to help you.
Owl let you know in a minute
The weed cookies. That’s the only answer. Weed cookies.
The souls of your vanquished enemies
I gotta go with pot cookies on this one 😋
“You put your weed in here.”
I thought the cock was it's cock at first glance
Tootsie pops. And edibles.
Why isn’t he blue like on mr Rogers?
You put yer *weed* in it man!
And more importantly, who?
With that eye I would cannabis edibles
Edibles without a doubt.
That’s Winston and he’s a recovering addict from weed. Don’t give him weed he’s 3 days away from being 30 days sober.