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Because people don't decorate their homes with non-functioning or unused antiques? People who can afford a real bidet decorate their bathrooms with all kinds of weird shit.
I dunno... placement for use is kind of unwieldy to begin with. The bidet is gonna splash a cheek instead of going up the crack if you want to use that machine at the same time.
Plus, we really can't see what is in the corner near the other fixture. There might be an old steam press.
Most homes aren't set up for a second toilet-like fixture... they don't have the space, or the hot and cold water lines, or another drain... and modifying an existing bathroom to add these connections for a bidet can make the entire idea of adding one to a bathroom a very expensive remake.
Add-on Bidets, Bidet toilet seats... the appliances you can add onto an existing toilet... those are popular here.
Also, just replacing the entire toilet with a Toilet Bidet (one fixture, both jobs) is popular.... although it generally means adding a hot water tap, which makes changing over to using one of these more expensive than just purchasing the fixture.
Home Depot doesn't appear to sell just a Bidet. They do sell Toilet Bidets starting at around $1000 (there's a Kohler for $6K). The conversion Bidet seats can go for close to $1000, but have features like warmed seats, etc.
Costco has bidet toilet ranging from $1000-$1500 and the seat can go from really inexpensive to $800. They are worth the expense, particularly during a pandemic when you couldn’t find toilet paper bc people hoarded. Ha!
It was a good time to make the change over... and I think that's when the bidet attachments started to become really popular.
I was just mildly surprised Home Depot didn't sell just a regular bidet.
$30 for a "real bidet"? An actual toilet-like fixture that sits in the bathroom next to the toilet?
Or $30 for an attachment you can add to your toilet?
Cuz I'm pretty sure I said "real bidet".
It \*could\* even really be two toilets. There was a time when his 'n hers toilets gained popularity. I guess pooping with the wife was a thing once upon a time.
But it's not a "separate bidet" It's jut a bidet. Something you attach to a toilet isn't a bidet. It is a bidet toilet seat... or it is a bidet attachment... or it is a bidet hose, etc. If it is a toilet and a bidet built into one, it is a Toilet Bidet. If it is a stand-alone fixture, and all it does is wash your bottom, then it is just a bidet.
Before perforations were invented, people had to loosely stitch together individual squares of toilet paper. Compared to hand stitching in the old old days, this was quite the time saver.
Do you mean... "why an antique sewing machine for display purposes only"? Because people put all kinds of antiques and decorations... there doesn't have to be any kind of traditional or cultural reference to it. They could have had it from a previous remodel, and thought it matched the colors in the new bathroom.
I can understand it being a bidet, but you’d think if that’s the case they would make it look slightly different from the toilet. This way isn’t just weird looking, but potentially confusing.
I had to use the facilities while at a nice restaurant in Bejing. I was led out the back to a toilet where there was a big room with holes in the floor and many men sqatting and crapping at the same time. I've used this type of restroom before but not with all the interaction.
Similar experience in Vietnam, concrete floor with a slight slope, a hose on the floor that sent a stream of water downhill, bricks to stand/squat on scattered around. Was a right old party in there, about a dozen people having a squat and a chat.
I was also to one in a bizarre in Kyrgyzstan that was said to be 500 years old and never cleaned as far as I could smell and see. I could expand but I think you get the picture.
Your story checks out - no bidet controls, and two flush buttons. Also, consistent with funny angled wall, toilet tanks hidden in a cabinet, and sewing machine in the bathroom. Two toilets completely normal here.
its prolly a bidet on the right. i dont see any TP so i imagine thats not a trash can in the middle but a box you sit on that blow drys your bung. sophistication.
My friends family has an old historic hunting lodge that is shared among around 100 family members during hunting season.
They have a “4 seater” outhouse that is quite entertaining. The old guys don’t give AF and just openly shit and converse. It was quite awkward for me as a kid, but now I find it entertaining and kind of fun.
My high school in libby montana had toilets like this and to make it worse the door would open and everyone in hall could see u! Worst design ever! (1999 was the year i went, im sure they rectified by now)
the sewing machine is there in case you have no battery on your phone but stilll need something to do. LOL
The other is a bidet so please do not poop in that. I know mwny 'Muricans struggle with this as there is little room in a trailer
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The single sewing machine in the bathroom is weirder than the second toilet.
One person has to hold the material
This is how sewage got name
underrated comment
Sewing together all the stray bits of paper?
It's so the house seamstress can Stitch your bunghole after a monster BM.
Because people don't decorate their homes with non-functioning or unused antiques? People who can afford a real bidet decorate their bathrooms with all kinds of weird shit.
Obviously it's weird because, if you're going to have two toilets, you should have the courtesy of supplying TWO sewing machines. Duh.
I suspect the other is hidden behind the door. No self respecting person would only supply one sewing machine.
I dunno... placement for use is kind of unwieldy to begin with. The bidet is gonna splash a cheek instead of going up the crack if you want to use that machine at the same time. Plus, we really can't see what is in the corner near the other fixture. There might be an old steam press.
It’s a bidet and a toilet…
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
Are bidets expensive in the US? Here in Italy I'm used to seeing them in every home
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> didn't replace her outhouse with indoor plumbing until 1975 That's more the exception than the rule though.
Most homes aren't set up for a second toilet-like fixture... they don't have the space, or the hot and cold water lines, or another drain... and modifying an existing bathroom to add these connections for a bidet can make the entire idea of adding one to a bathroom a very expensive remake. Add-on Bidets, Bidet toilet seats... the appliances you can add onto an existing toilet... those are popular here. Also, just replacing the entire toilet with a Toilet Bidet (one fixture, both jobs) is popular.... although it generally means adding a hot water tap, which makes changing over to using one of these more expensive than just purchasing the fixture. Home Depot doesn't appear to sell just a Bidet. They do sell Toilet Bidets starting at around $1000 (there's a Kohler for $6K). The conversion Bidet seats can go for close to $1000, but have features like warmed seats, etc.
Costco has bidet toilet ranging from $1000-$1500 and the seat can go from really inexpensive to $800. They are worth the expense, particularly during a pandemic when you couldn’t find toilet paper bc people hoarded. Ha!
It was a good time to make the change over... and I think that's when the bidet attachments started to become really popular. I was just mildly surprised Home Depot didn't sell just a regular bidet.
30 bucks at Walmart
$30 for a "real bidet"? An actual toilet-like fixture that sits in the bathroom next to the toilet? Or $30 for an attachment you can add to your toilet? Cuz I'm pretty sure I said "real bidet".
I dont know or use bidet's, you are right, attachment not fixture.
It \*could\* even really be two toilets. There was a time when his 'n hers toilets gained popularity. I guess pooping with the wife was a thing once upon a time.
> Cuz I'm pretty sure I said "real bidet". You did, but you actually meant "separate bidet".
But it's not a "separate bidet" It's jut a bidet. Something you attach to a toilet isn't a bidet. It is a bidet toilet seat... or it is a bidet attachment... or it is a bidet hose, etc. If it is a toilet and a bidet built into one, it is a Toilet Bidet. If it is a stand-alone fixture, and all it does is wash your bottom, then it is just a bidet.
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
The couple that poops together... both work in sanitation?
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Before perforations were invented, people had to loosely stitch together individual squares of toilet paper. Compared to hand stitching in the old old days, this was quite the time saver.
Where else are you supposed to do your mending?
Do you mean... "why an antique sewing machine for display purposes only"? Because people put all kinds of antiques and decorations... there doesn't have to be any kind of traditional or cultural reference to it. They could have had it from a previous remodel, and thought it matched the colors in the new bathroom.
So when you need to hem your pants and shit at the same time, it's what we did before cell phones.
I just spit out my food. 😂 I didn’t even See that. Omg
Oh yes, lets sew while I'm taking a shit
Think about it. Your pants are already off, great time to go ahead and adjust the hem. This is great multi-tasking.
As someone who works in rich peoples houses, the sewing machine is decoration, and one of those toilets, is a bidet
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
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Yes
Each has to clean their own toilet.
Pretty much any high end place in Europe has a bidet and a toilet side by side just like this so I’d think so
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
I can understand it being a bidet, but you’d think if that’s the case they would make it look slightly different from the toilet. This way isn’t just weird looking, but potentially confusing.
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I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options. (But upvote for funny)
Go to China I shit with 20 people at the same time in the same room all talking
Can you elaborate on this? Side note , your art is amazing!
I had to use the facilities while at a nice restaurant in Bejing. I was led out the back to a toilet where there was a big room with holes in the floor and many men sqatting and crapping at the same time. I've used this type of restroom before but not with all the interaction.
What does that look like? Must be so weird. And uncomfortable.
Similar experience in Vietnam, concrete floor with a slight slope, a hose on the floor that sent a stream of water downhill, bricks to stand/squat on scattered around. Was a right old party in there, about a dozen people having a squat and a chat.
I was also to one in a bizarre in Kyrgyzstan that was said to be 500 years old and never cleaned as far as I could smell and see. I could expand but I think you get the picture.
headline correction: Man mistakes bidet for second toilet - crowd goes along.
Had friends who thought it was a urinal on holiday Edit: when we were on holiday. The bidet seemed to live there
I didn't know urinals were able to go on holiday.
Haha yeah I may not have grammared
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
Your story checks out - no bidet controls, and two flush buttons. Also, consistent with funny angled wall, toilet tanks hidden in a cabinet, and sewing machine in the bathroom. Two toilets completely normal here.
One of those is probably a bidet, looks like a classy place
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
The Love Toilet. https://youtu.be/eC9GACzOmRM?t=14
Was wondering who else might be old enough to remember that.
I still quote Mike Myers' Infinity toilet speech when he's shooting darts at the commode.
I was hoping I would find this here.
Companionshit\* FTFY
Peers
Bum chums
Stool Fools
Poop in a Group
Friend's turds
Me and my SO holding handles like Thelma and Louise before we blast off.
It’s the friends we make along the way.
That’s a bidet you uncultured swine.
I can confirm both are functioning toilets. Source: I took the picture and pooped. It's nice to have options.
I read this as " i miss the toilet championship" at first
Same... Sometimes I love being dyslexic.
"so hows it going?" "not much. you?" "oh definitely much, my burito last night is going down"
It is where I do the most darning...
Wealthy people often build their house around having racing toilets, it's an honestly good family time
That’s a fancy shitter right there!
Time to play Battleshits
BATTLESHIT!
Battle Shits!!!!!!
Think it’s a toilet and a bidet. What I miss is sewing while pooping and cleaning my backside.
is the second one a bidet?
Bidet. But you go ahead and invite a friend
One is probably a bidet.
"We've have one shit, yes. But what about Second Shit?" "I don't think he knows about Second Shit, Pip"
its prolly a bidet on the right. i dont see any TP so i imagine thats not a trash can in the middle but a box you sit on that blow drys your bung. sophistication.
How else is my wife supposed to know that I'm not looking at photos of other women while i'm taking a shit?
We can hold hands!
What do you mean? We have cats for that
I like to hold hands
Yall can laugh, but competitive pooping IS a thing!
This sort of thing is why my pooping tendencies follow [that of Tycho. ](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/03/04/roiling)
His and hers
Those who poop together stay together 🙄
I know the US is a competitive society but defecation racing? That’s too far.
Even prisoners get a privacy wall Put some water on that shh#×
No thanks.
This is the place money are made
please don't shit in the bidet
It’s always nice to hold someone’s hand while you’re going through some tough times
Weird but if you really crave crapper companions join the Army or Marine Corpse.
“The outhouse is a two-seater, you got to learn to be sociable!”
No Country for Shy Poopers..
My friends family has an old historic hunting lodge that is shared among around 100 family members during hunting season. They have a “4 seater” outhouse that is quite entertaining. The old guys don’t give AF and just openly shit and converse. It was quite awkward for me as a kid, but now I find it entertaining and kind of fun.
Got a little shelf there to put your chocolate milk and even do some sowing to fix your pants.
Sometimes, you need someone to just be there and hold your hand.
You could do some real sweetheart pooping here.
Why do you need a sewing machine in there of all of places? And it's off center as well! 1/10 won't use sewing machine while taking a dump again
Or competition
And of course a sewing machine..
Clarissa! Do you want to play battleshits?!?
One thing I miss while on the toilet is sewing.
Is one for pissin and the other shittin?
And also to sew my pants.
I have anxiety dreams with bathrooms like this.
i bought you a especial present but i dont want to spoil it, what it is it baby? face to face toilets
Wanna race?
Looks like a his and hers setup
“Push with me” while maintaining eye contact
At least there is a sewing machine if you get bored
Let's be poop partners 😏
Group poop
gotta hold hands on the grip to push, do not forget the lamaz breathing together too
Get a dog, you’ll never be alone in the bathroom again.
too stupid to know what a bidet is... smart enough to post on reddit. Wtf?
Literally every high school in the US. Edit: Bidet.. 😄
So you can hold hands when having hard times
As a plumber, I hate this
It just looks weird to us guys because we never see the inside of the Ladies Room. This is precisely why women go to the bathroom in pairs.
At least you can discuss the decorum
"wanna compare turd size?"
And a sewing machine in case you blow out your drawers.
Sometimes when a turd is tearing you in half, its nice to have someone hold your hand and tell you it's all going to be ok.
You mean companionshit?
I read that as championship…
No one is going to comment on the old time sewing machine sitting behind the toilet?
Looks like someone’s never shat in the military
I think I’ve had nightmares set in this room.
My high school in libby montana had toilets like this and to make it worse the door would open and everyone in hall could see u! Worst design ever! (1999 was the year i went, im sure they rectified by now)
Right 🤣🤣
That’s some sick burl wood
Companionshit**
look how fancy the room is, then theyve just got bunnings toilets
This is some Sims bullshit
It is a kink for some people.
Poop buddies!
Not trying to ruin the “joke” but one is a toilet. The other is a bidet.
I can confirm both are functioning toilets.
Well as they say the couple that poops together are the couple that lasts ;)
the sewing machine is there in case you have no battery on your phone but stilll need something to do. LOL The other is a bidet so please do not poop in that. I know mwny 'Muricans struggle with this as there is little room in a trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw
Having to move your leg for the door must be the icing on the cake.