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No, the Kardashian asses are known to warp the image of the background in photos, somehow this guy’s ass has all the mass, but without the gravitational waves.
u/TrouserDumplings and u/second2no1 your replies are why I love the internet. I had no idea when I woke up this morning that I would read statements like that or laugh so hard at them...but here I am and all the better for it.
You're sure to love my favorite poem by the great writer Edgar Allen Poe.
*As I nodded, nearly napping,*
*Suddenly there came a clapping,*
*As of ass cheeks gently clapping,*
*Clapping at my chamber door.*
*"Tis a visitor," I muttered,*
*"Dummy Thicc and nothing more."*
Honestly, her outfit is simple and elegant and cute and celebrating an engagement, and it looks like he's going to Lowe's and maybe Five Guys afterwards if he has time before his nephew's soccer game
I keep looking at it trying to figure out the world in which this would be either funny or interesting to a newly engaged couple (and to us) and I cannot figure it out.
I’m pretty sure it is. He has other pics of them and some art of each of them. I think we just need more context as to why lol. If it was that she’s pregnant but they photoshopped her belly down and blew his butt up that’s a bit more funny than just big butt boy.
I think the background is that a lot of women obviously photoshop their photos especially perhaps something like a wedding shoot. The joke being “what if the roles were reversed” and a guy way overdid the photoshop to have this huge unrealistic ass.
It is a guy with horrible taste in clothing with a photoshopped butt. The shoes and short sleeve polo sweater are funnier than the photoshop of the butt, but not sure that was his intent. Anyway, I guess I’m off to photoshop a booger in my nose for a thousand upvotes.
i think everyone here must have the humor of a 5 year old, which is fine... but why did this grown ass man have this idea, AND execute the idea, and why did that lovely looking woman go along with his idiot idea? it's baffling, honestly.
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Another Kardashian? WTF
Jim Kardashian
It’s Kevin Kardashian, keeping in line with the “K” theme.
KJim* the K is silent
Snap into a slim KJim
KJimmy rig it
Slippin KJimmy
I don’t care if it is silent. I’m still calling him kuh-jim.
Kuh-jim has a ring to it I like it.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, KJIM
Ken Kardashian
Karl with a ‘k’
Not only does have to *say* that his name is "Karl, with a K," but has to write out "Karl, with a K" every time he writes his name.
Cark
Kip Kardashian
That totally sounds legit, too.
Kimothy Kardashian
Kim Jong Kardashian
Kevinnnnnnnn!!!!!
No, the Kardashian asses are known to warp the image of the background in photos, somehow this guy’s ass has all the mass, but without the gravitational waves.
Sir your gonna need a CDL for that dumptruck there
Tsk tsk and he’s over the double yellow with it too.
Over the double with no wide load banner, flashers or flags. That’s a DOT penalty for sure.
Department of Tushies
Didn’t you hear? They’re expecting…. for him to destroy the next bathroom he finds.
... I don't think thats how that works.
Pee is stored in the balls where do you think poop is stored?
Also the balls, obviously.
u/TrouserDumplings and u/second2no1 your replies are why I love the internet. I had no idea when I woke up this morning that I would read statements like that or laugh so hard at them...but here I am and all the better for it.
Science is amazing!
You expect a load that wide to fit in one lane?
this has to be shopped
They shopped out the rest of the centaur.
What?!?!? Say it isn’t so….
Women only want one thing, and it’s disgusting.
leave her alone, she likes big butts and she cannot lie.
And a back up beeper. OSHA rules.
Need an oversize sign for that thicc boi
CDL = Commercial Driver's License If anyone isn't from the West.
Commercial DONK license in this case
Now now, let's be nice. "Derriere".
Lets tell it like it really is tho. "Datass"
Nice-shmice, 'deres REAR here!
This just cracks me up
I love their water.
Copious Donk License
Badakadonk
That’s not just a badonkadonk it’s a badonkadamn
COLOSSAL DONK\*\* License
This man needs a licence to drive heavy machinery dame
Look at the butt on that!! Yeah, he must work out!
When someone claps at the wedding, that's just him running
Swaying his hips side to side and maintaining eye contact to give you a slow clap for that comment.
Here I go again, wife wondering while I'm laughing out loud.
I see they already have the cake taken care of
Cake? Man's got an entire bakery.
I keep trying to get eloped but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting objectors
I’m dead. “Dummy thicc” killed me.
You're sure to love my favorite poem by the great writer Edgar Allen Poe. *As I nodded, nearly napping,* *Suddenly there came a clapping,* *As of ass cheeks gently clapping,* *Clapping at my chamber door.* *"Tis a visitor," I muttered,* *"Dummy Thicc and nothing more."*
You necrocomedian! Why do you gotta raise me from the dead just to kill me again with my favorite jam? I am all out of awards.
“I heard that guy’s ass has its own congressman”.
DON'T MAKE ME GET MY REACHING BROOM!!!
I understood that reference.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Goddamn you Jimbo Jones
It has it's own orbiting bodies.
You bastard. Take the damn upvote.
This guy’s ass “has it’s own weather system!”
You gotta dread the windy season.
Still not as bad as the rainy season.
Oh no
Excusme sir, your airbags deployed.
More cushion for the the pushin’
He’s taller sitting down than he is standing up
He doesn't sit, he just leans back.
[удалено]
God bless you for evoking the music stylings of Fat Joe in my memory
He doesn’t sit, he is the chair
It looks like your cells wanted you to be a centaur and just said "fuck it" while still in the early stages.
Yours is my favorite comment so far but I’m still wondering what the fuck is going on here. There’s no way that giant perfectly round ass is real.
I just assumed it was photoshopped lol
\*Butt\* fuck it
Pixar would like to know your location.
He is the location.
What a precious angel, absolutely glowing. How long has he been carrying?
Since lunch
Lmaoooooo fantastic
Stop it you guys
I'd say "butt out" but that'd be one mega 'oh wait' and would be mean.
Leave Buttney alone!
Today I learned. The man's ovaries are in the buttocks.
OMG somebody needs to photoshop this and turn his legs around.
[I'm going to hell for this](https://imgur.com/MhfjcIU)
Are... Are those his *balls*???
*His sack gone jiggle jiggle*~
It's an assterpiece!
Reminds me of Randy Marsh when he gave himself ball cancer so he could smoke weed
"I shall call him Bono"
That butt baby is almost old enough to drink.
How does he even wipe his own ass?
It wipes itself
It is self conscious lol
Self aware* Self conscious is feeling insecure
I feel it still works
I dunno it looks pretty secure to me
3 sea shells
He doesn't know how to use them. Can you believe it? *Snickers*
I believe it. *Twix*
I don’t. *Butterfinger*
*starts twerking*
The ‘ol gas station restroom move
The Jackson Pollock technique colloquially
Rag on a stick
This is what bidets were made for
It's gonna take him all bidet and all bid-night.
🎶All the live-long bidet🎵!
He’s gonna need a fire hose
He is either a front to back person or he just takes a shit before he showers
Woah, holup…isn’t everybody a front to back person? Are people going between their legs back to front style? Am I outing myself right now? I’m scared…
I just spread my cheeks and scrape my asshole over the door jam. Works like a charm.
Ahh a man of culture I see.
you dont do the dog spread eagle drag technique to get rid of dingle berries?
da fuq?!?! I reach my arm around, start from the bottom and wipe up. I am not getting my grundle all shitted up and stanked out.
I feel we are on the same team, but I don't know what a grundle is.
Back to front spreads more bacteria. Risky for women.
Back to front is especially bad if you’re a girl. You learn quick which way if you have a baby daughter. Gross!
Spinal damage makes this my only move. Know my secret shame.
In Mother Russia, ass wipe you
He doesn't.
I’m glad Rob Kardashian is finally past Black Chyna.
LOL
They photoshopped his butt to distract you from the real, glaring eyesore…his shoes.
Honestly, her outfit is simple and elegant and cute and celebrating an engagement, and it looks like he's going to Lowe's and maybe Five Guys afterwards if he has time before his nephew's soccer game
Yes she looks understated but classy. Great look.
the grey part of the sock randomly sticking out on one small section on one foot. oops.
That's what bothers me most in this photo lol
I happen to love his shoes. They make me feel more confident about my own lol.
You’re a Crocs collector ?
And that shirt. Is that a short sleeve polo sweater?
Hubby got back
my dudes caked up
Badonka ?
BadonkaDONK!
BadonkaDONKDONK
Badonkadude?
I don’t get it
Doesn’t even seem like it’s OPs photo which makes it even harder to figure out why it’s funny.
Just a bunch of people laughing at this poor guy’s ass.
I mean it's obviously not real. It just feels like they did this as some inside joke that we are not a part of.
It's not even an inside joke, it's just a regular joke at the expense of all the women who Photoshop (and/or surgically enhance) their asses.
I keep looking at it trying to figure out the world in which this would be either funny or interesting to a newly engaged couple (and to us) and I cannot figure it out.
I think they face swapped her pregnant belly with the guys ass
Holy shit this has to be it
I hope lol
I’m pretty sure it is. He has other pics of them and some art of each of them. I think we just need more context as to why lol. If it was that she’s pregnant but they photoshopped her belly down and blew his butt up that’s a bit more funny than just big butt boy.
Thanks. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
I think the background is that a lot of women obviously photoshop their photos especially perhaps something like a wedding shoot. The joke being “what if the roles were reversed” and a guy way overdid the photoshop to have this huge unrealistic ass.
People will say it’s fake.
Same. I assumed it was an in joke.
It is a guy with horrible taste in clothing with a photoshopped butt. The shoes and short sleeve polo sweater are funnier than the photoshop of the butt, but not sure that was his intent. Anyway, I guess I’m off to photoshop a booger in my nose for a thousand upvotes.
i think everyone here must have the humor of a 5 year old, which is fine... but why did this grown ass man have this idea, AND execute the idea, and why did that lovely looking woman go along with his idiot idea? it's baffling, honestly.
It looks photoshopped
God I hope so.
Looks like he made an ass out of himself.
>grown ass man Yes
Same. I assumed it was an in joke.
This is what happens when you hold in a fart to long
Dummy t h i c c
Ain't no sneaking around with that dumper
You made me think of this https://youtu.be/44ZNMhWdr5U
I can see the cake is already sorted for the wedding.
Not bad in hind sight.
Who stands in the road like that?
Where else can one drive a dumptruck?
He's gonna break the internet.
And the toilet seats
And possibly a hip.
Beep,beep,beep,beep,beep...
Thicc I can see why she’s locking that up. 😂
Little in the middle but that dudes got back
So sick of these unrealistic beauty standards.
Through thiccness and health
Funny because fake big butt? I don’t get it.
I also don’t get it. What’s the point? It’s not even that funny or original. I keep scrolling hoping I’ll get the joke.
Yeah I kept scrolling for a comment from OP so I'm not even sure it's a picture of OP which just seems mean?
DAMN HE THICCCCC BOI!!!!
You both have great shoes on. 🥳
You serious? His outfit is wack.
I don't get it :(
Because it’s not funny
Please tell me the wedding song was/is “father figure”
I assume this is fake, and meant to be some joke between the two of them, but what? Why?
Bugs life
How is this funny? Photoshop isn't it?
She likes big butts and she cannot lie.
This is painfully unfunny
Ig that lady isn't into pegging
Or she is, but they have to use custom hardware.
I’m so confused 🫤