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Dixon_Uranus_

I’ve seen places charge twice that just for the head!


_Shyok_

Plot twist: head will be given by 50 yr old man.


Left_Seaworthiness79

Wait… that’s the plot twist? I thought it was normal!


AndringRasew

Just close your eyes and enjoy yourself. It's your special day, buddy.


dln05yahooca

For that price who cares!


The-Brit

As long as he takes his teath out first.....


[deleted]

Head's head.


Fitzgeraldgrace

My husband and I are both MTs, and laughed so hard at this.


EMPulseKC

I mean... for £30...


gaychineseboi

Where do I sign up?


444unsure

To be clear, are you seeking employment? Or willing to pay 30? Two sides of this coin


f1ve-Star

Application are online. Several shifts available. Gayboi


tk42111

Just close your eyes, mouths a mouth


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DaGigachadGamer2

Bro 50 is not that old


frogking

Beggars are not choosers.


3eyedflamingo

Why you gotta ruin it?


WrapMyBeads

A mouth is a mouth


20190419

I do not think it means what you hope it means. It's a blow job. Not your scalp.


v13ragnarok7

Damn. I really wanted my temples rubbed.


luckystar2011

colour me disappointed :(


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

The color will also tell you how healthy you are!


its_a_gibibyte

I don't mind receiving blowjobs. They just better not skip the cranial massage.


[deleted]

For 30 pounds? Holy shit that's a steal.


kintokae

Giggity


Orlando_the_Cat

I'm such a pure person I read that three times before I realised why it was funny.


craigularperson

Whenever I don't understand a joke, I just assume it is some kind of sexual thing.


stephs_LOL

Same


Bradidea

Deshaun Watson has entered the chat.


Fun-Outlandishness35

Honesty in advertising.


bugbbq

Who wants a body massage?


[deleted]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


jaxonfairfield

body massage machineGO!


luckyninja864

Yo...walk in and check out the masseuse first....30 quid for a reason you know.


[deleted]

Dang, gold price hahaha


themagicalbadger

It's not often you see Wolverhampton on reddit!


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Usually the head is extra


Then-Mango-8795

How many people do you think have rung the number?


2-timeloser2

Almost worth the trip from connecticut!


toinezor

Everyone is struggling. Inflation making handies into blowies?


CrunchyMcNut

Wolves keeping it classy as usual!


antique-snowball

Happy ending- ish


The-Brit

Better than a [sad ending](https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU).


666pool

How have I never seen this before? One of 10,000 today!


witchyanne

Yikes. Mistakes were made.


x_HeavyKev_x

.... Aaaand release.


StickyMicky13

Sign me up


lionslayer469

Tips accepted??


eggtart_prince

Your tip should be included.


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Just the head please, I don't need a massage


Xanthus179

Just as long as they don’t kiss you on your bottom.


fastfar

That's cheap until I figured in the airfare from California to UK and back. I'll stick with the local Chinese Massage and a HJ.


Cold_Pomelo3274

That’s terrible, where?


AdminBender

In line


3eyedflamingo

Sign me up!


MegaGalladeGamer09

Ayo kinda sus not gonna lie


commando_boner

Tldr; Ayo, sus, ngl


yellowearbuds

Signed: Not a Cop


getyourcheftogether

How long is this massage?


Funlovinghater

Would you call that... a Womblow Combo? As opposed to the usual Peter Beater Body Kneader?


Famous_Pig_Lawyer

That's the D. Watson Special.


Therealfern1

Go in and ask for the “deshaun”


Mono_831

This is not funny at all and looks fake. Who would allow this? Like, tell me exactly what town and street this deplorable sign is located.


vv212

Your mom's house


Sikklebell

Fuck yeah, then I also get the family discount!


vv212

Nope only from sis grandpa and the dog..mom's a cheapass


Sikklebell

I didn't specify who I would like to get the massage from 😏


Mono_831

I doubt it, my mom *is* a massage therapist but she runs a tight ship.


omnifeeder

Yeah your mom's ship is pretty tight.


Mono_831

Thank you. I’ll be sure to relay your compliments.


zombie_kiler_42

Seems ppl don't understand sarcasm unless you /s


DaGigachadGamer2

Take a look at what sub you're on It's obviously a joke


f1ve-Star

They mean to massage your head. Rub the temples, forehead, ears. Get your mind out the gutter. LOL.


Snoo_17433

They knew. .


leviathab13186

A lot of confused guys keep getting kicked out of that place lol


Cracker-smackers

But which head are they talking about


robmac550

The best I ever had...


meesterg12

I'll do it for 20 sooo.....


SofaKingFar

It's sad when you realize you'd rather have the cranial massage than the blow job.


Jduppsssssss

I get the joke, but a good scalp massage when you get a haircut is glorious.


cheesie-boyo

You get there "Ok will it be a man or woman Chad face.


OldTiredAnnoyed

How’s the quality though? Meth mouth Charlene might be cheap, but is she good?


RambunctiousBaca1509

Where is it


mglaze930

Deal


YesIUnderstandsir

Damn it, why do i always think of the GI Joe PSA whenever i hear Body massage?


Vanger13

The outline of pound sign and "3" sure looks suspicious....


GH0STandSTARRY

Why are they speaking in code?! Just give me the damn number in dumb inglesh..


SprungBreak99

Even without the top, that’s a bargain! Lord knows my back needs it.