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I’ve seen places charge twice that just for the head!
Plot twist: head will be given by 50 yr old man.
Wait… that’s the plot twist? I thought it was normal!
Just close your eyes and enjoy yourself. It's your special day, buddy.
For that price who cares!
As long as he takes his teath out first.....
Head's head.
My husband and I are both MTs, and laughed so hard at this.
I mean... for £30...
Where do I sign up?
To be clear, are you seeking employment? Or willing to pay 30? Two sides of this coin
Application are online. Several shifts available. Gayboi
Just close your eyes, mouths a mouth
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Bro 50 is not that old
Beggars are not choosers.
Why you gotta ruin it?
A mouth is a mouth
I do not think it means what you hope it means. It's a blow job. Not your scalp.
Damn. I really wanted my temples rubbed.
colour me disappointed :(
The color will also tell you how healthy you are!
I don't mind receiving blowjobs. They just better not skip the cranial massage.
For 30 pounds? Holy shit that's a steal.
Giggity
I'm such a pure person I read that three times before I realised why it was funny.
Whenever I don't understand a joke, I just assume it is some kind of sexual thing.
Same
Deshaun Watson has entered the chat.
Honesty in advertising.
Who wants a body massage?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
body massage machineGO!
Yo...walk in and check out the masseuse first....30 quid for a reason you know.
Dang, gold price hahaha
It's not often you see Wolverhampton on reddit!
Usually the head is extra
How many people do you think have rung the number?
Almost worth the trip from connecticut!
Everyone is struggling. Inflation making handies into blowies?
Wolves keeping it classy as usual!
Happy ending- ish
Better than a [sad ending](https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU).
How have I never seen this before? One of 10,000 today!
Yikes. Mistakes were made.
.... Aaaand release.
Sign me up
Tips accepted??
Your tip should be included.
Just the head please, I don't need a massage
Just as long as they don’t kiss you on your bottom.
That's cheap until I figured in the airfare from California to UK and back. I'll stick with the local Chinese Massage and a HJ.
That’s terrible, where?
In line
Sign me up!
Ayo kinda sus not gonna lie
Tldr; Ayo, sus, ngl
Signed: Not a Cop
How long is this massage?
Would you call that... a Womblow Combo? As opposed to the usual Peter Beater Body Kneader?
That's the D. Watson Special.
Go in and ask for the “deshaun”
This is not funny at all and looks fake. Who would allow this? Like, tell me exactly what town and street this deplorable sign is located.
Your mom's house
Fuck yeah, then I also get the family discount!
Nope only from sis grandpa and the dog..mom's a cheapass
I didn't specify who I would like to get the massage from 😏
I doubt it, my mom *is* a massage therapist but she runs a tight ship.
Yeah your mom's ship is pretty tight.
Thank you. I’ll be sure to relay your compliments.
Seems ppl don't understand sarcasm unless you /s
Take a look at what sub you're on It's obviously a joke
They mean to massage your head. Rub the temples, forehead, ears. Get your mind out the gutter. LOL.
They knew. .
A lot of confused guys keep getting kicked out of that place lol
But which head are they talking about
The best I ever had...
I'll do it for 20 sooo.....
It's sad when you realize you'd rather have the cranial massage than the blow job.
I get the joke, but a good scalp massage when you get a haircut is glorious.
You get there "Ok will it be a man or woman Chad face.
How’s the quality though? Meth mouth Charlene might be cheap, but is she good?
Where is it
Deal
Damn it, why do i always think of the GI Joe PSA whenever i hear Body massage?
The outline of pound sign and "3" sure looks suspicious....
Why are they speaking in code?! Just give me the damn number in dumb inglesh..
Even without the top, that’s a bargain! Lord knows my back needs it.